Glenn set to embark on shocking hippie diet

Glenn has been warning about rising food prices, and he plans to prepare by eating as many McGriddles as possible.

“Corn, sugar, wheat, beef, pork, and coffee, the prices are already soaring.  Cotton prices are near their highest level in more than a decade.  Clothing prices are going to go up they say 10 to 30% in the next few weeks,” he said.

Vegetable prices are rising as well, and Glenn said that due to the costs he may not have to embark on his new vegan/stick/soy/really disgusting food diet.

“Seems like potentially you are making an excuse because you don’t want to stop eating McGriddles,” Stu said.

Glenn feigned ignorance, and tried to get Pat to say on air that he didn’t eat McGriddles and hash browns for breakfast. (Note: Glenn did have McGriddles, hash browns, Coke Zero and orange juice for breakfast. Sorry boss, there are witnesses).

“Honey, I don’t know what he’s saying,” Glenn said to his loving wife who only wants him to be healthy.

“No, I’m having water, I’m having a little bit of oatmeal for the last couple of days before I start this vegan nightmare,” Glenn joked.

Both Pat and Stu joked that Glenn will not be able to last more than two weeks on the new diet.