So what is Glenn doing next now that he’s got all this free time? Stu had some suggestions.
Suggestion 1: Replace Charlie Sheen on “Two and a Half Men”!
Glenn: “I have mastered that role of half a man. I’ll think of it. Let me say, boom, winning.”
Suggestion 2: A guest spot on Glee in an episode where all the drama students make fun of him for crying too much.
Glenn: “Looks like someone has too much time on their hands”
Suggestion 3: A new series. Like Intervention, but this time, people intervene to get Glenn to start drinking again.
Glenn: “How is that different from what you normally do? How is that different?”
Suggestion 4: Recurring role on Family Guy as Peter Griffin’s fatter, lest tactful, more slovenly, fatter long lost brother.
Glenn: “Fill out pink slips.”
Suggestion 5: Host a new special called the Black Agenda. (This one’s a joke,no real network would let a fat, dumpy white guy host a show called The Black Agenda. Right, MSNBC?)
Pat: “That would be a ratings loser
Suggestion 6: Curate the Woodrow Wilson museum, which would mysteriously burn down two weeks later.
Glenn: “I wouldn’t burn it down. Are you accusing me of burning it down?”