Obama releases birth certificate, holds press conference

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Stop the presses! Big news coming out of the White House! President Obama is finally succumbing to Donald Trump and his “birther” followers and releasing the long form birth certificate that people have been begging to see. Thankfully, there’s nothing that the conspiracy theorists will be able to find now? Glenn tore into announcement on radio this morning and made the point that people will find (ridiculous, unsupported, and false) problems with this latest document.

NOTE TO HACK LEFT WING BLOGGERS: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS A LOT OF SARCASM! YOUR LACK OF HUMOR MAY MAKE THIS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND!

“The new birth certificate is here. The new birth certificate is here, and President Obama believe it or not this is what we’ve come down to America. President Obama is about to hold a press conference on his birth certificate,” Glenn said. He was clearly frustrated that the White House was actually legitimizing the birther theory.

Stu decided to point out some of the obvious issues with the birth certificate and what they reveal about the President’s true origins (SARCASM).

“Breaking news here guys. The X for to mark the birth as a single birth rather than a twin or triplet is half outside the box. The X is not fully inside the box indicating it was a single birth. What we now know is that Barack Obama. He seems to be on vacation. There are three Obamas, and they’re spread across the nation. He was campaigning in three places at once,” Stu said with a laugh.

The crazy scar on his head? The guys pointed out that it’s clearly where Obama was separated from his Siamese twin at birth!

And what’s with the President’s mom having her first name being Stanley? Pat explained, “Why did her dad want a boy and named her that. He was already planning for his son who he was grooming with Frank Marshall Davis and the communists for the presidency!”

In his press conference, Obama said, “We do not have time for this kind of silliness. We’ve got better stuff to do. I’ve got better stuff to do. We’ve got big problems to solve. I’m confident we can solve them but we’re going to focus on them. Not this.”

For once, Obama might be right. But why is he talking about this issue in a press conference while so many other issues are going on.

You can see Obama’s birth certificate here, or you can see the (fake) one that the media doesn’t want you to see here that clearly shows all the conspiracy theories are (not) true!

  • Anonymous

    however, he is still not legally able to be President because his Father was Not born here in
    America. Plus, we know the birth certificate is not real because he had changed his name to his father’s barack hussein bsama oops obama so his birth certificate should say Barry Saetoro from birth.  Everything he has done Proves he is an anti’American islamist terrorist!

  • Anonymous

    I am way more concerned with whether or not our president is a patriot, than whether he is a citizen.
     The former can be proved regularly as he apologizes for America, tramples on our constitution, eliminates our freedoms, and insults our free market system. 
    I’d rather see some proof of patriotism than a certificate of live birth.

  • http://twitter.com/rabbi_josiah rabbi_josiah

    just fyi: this GREEN PAPER WAS NOT REPEAT NOT PATENTED UNTIL THE LATE 1980′s AND RELEASE FOR NON-GOVERNMENT USE IN THE EARLY 1990′s UNDER FEDERAL LAW IN 1960 THE GOVERNMENT MADE IT MANDATORY FOR ALL STATES TO HAVE UNIFORM BIRTH CERTIFICATES, DEATH CERTIFICATES, DRIVER’S LICENSES, AND OTHER GOVERNMENT PRODUCED DOCUMENTS.
    THE GOVERNMENT DID NOT REPEATING DID NOT CONTRACT FOR SECURITY PAPER OF THIS TYPE UNTIL THE TURN OF THIS CENTURY.
    NOW, IN 1961, THERE WAS ONLY TWO ( 2 ) WAYS TO REPRODUCE A BIRTH CERTIFICATE FROM THE MICROFILM OR MICROFICHE:
    1)    FIRST ONE IS THE REPRODUCTION DOCUMENT IS ALL BLACK, WITH WHITE LETTERING, MAKING THE DOCUMENT LOOK LIKE A BLUE PRINT
    2)   SECOND:  THE DOCUMENT IS WHITE BACKGROUND WITH BLACK LETTERING MUCH AS A PHOTOCOPY IS DONE TODAY.
    ANY DOCUMENT PREDATING 1990 OR 2000 AND IS ON GREEN SECURITY PAPER IS NOT REAL AND A COMPUTER PRODUCED DOCUMENT.
    WITH SEVERAL DEGREES IN FORENSIC DOCUMENT EXAMINATION, DATING BACK TO 1981 TO PRESENT IS JUST ONE OF MY CREDENTIALS BEING IN THE ARMY FOR OVER 20+ YEARS.
    EVEN TODAY’S SOCIAL SECURITY PAPER CHECKS ARE NOT ON GREEN SECURITY PAPER AS WITH MOST CORPORATIONS USING THE GREEN SECURITY PAPER FOR THEIR PAYROLL CHECKS.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/6XRCM76JASO3NIEYAM5MCOJJ7E N

    As someone whose job it is to carefully examine electronic documents for
    authenticity, I have to say that the “layering” issue as shown in the
    sheriff’s presentation is very shocking, and I would love to hear the
    explanation from the document’s source.  (Forged documents are commonly
    produced precisely using layering techniques, and I know of no other
    plausible explanation for it.)  This whole ‘documents/certificates’
    issue had always seemed like nonsense to me before.
    Let me note, however, that it is very easy for a document’s producer to
    simply “merge all layers” before saving the file;  if that were done,
    such a discovery would have been nearly impossible.  For this reason,
    the timing and release of documents is suspect in my opinion.  I suppose
    it could have been done intentionally for someone to discover, for
    example to divert attention.  (Remember that this ‘qualification’ issue
    was raised by Clinton;  she ended up losing to Obama.)  Can’t someone
    (reporter @ press conference, etc) publically request an explanation, if
    not demonstration, of how these documents were digitized?

  • Anonymous

    This Birth certificate business is rediculous.  His mother was an American citizen so that makes him one immediately.  Only thing that bothers everyone is that they renounced their citizenship in Kenya and did not reapply for it in the states and he applied for a scholarship for a foreign student.   Birth Cert. is irrevalent.

  • paula marshall

    Personally, there is NO lie that I think is unimportant.  Sorry, Glenn.  If we cannot protect our honor and decency, why solve ANY other problems?

  • paula marshall

    Oh, Grace!  I have a bridge, -if you buy it, you can set the tolls on it…  :)    You will be SO well off!   ( that was silly humor, of course)… Grace, People like Obama rely on your innocence and integrity.  Thieves do, you know.  WAKE up, Grace.  This is America.  Therefore, there are no criminals or thieves, right?  There is an honest man at every post in the USA, carefully checking to see that all is true and honest.  Right?  How do you think murderers and thieves find their victims?  Honey, you need to watch a few detective movies, or something.  EVERY place that has people of innocence and integrity is a place that is a criminal’s paradise!  You BETCHA there are rigged elections!  I called our local elections office, and found out some very disturbing information!  Call yours.  Ask some tough questions….

  • Chris Kenealy

    Glenn, I’ve been a fan for a long time, but quit drinking the kool-aid! The issue has nothing to do with where he was born. The birth certificate is only to satisfy most people (The Donald included) who are ignorant as to what makes a person a “Natural-Born Citizen.” Simply being born here does not accomplish this (“anchor-babies” included).

    Those you excuse as “Birthers” are trying to bring out the truth. To be “Natural Born” one must be born to two parents who are both citizens at the time of birth. This is not only outlined in the constitution, but defined in US Supreme Court’s case-law going back to our country’s early days.

    Now, I don’t know his father’s history or citizenship status, but if his father still held allegiance to his country (Kenya – not Kenyuh) and had not established citizenship here in the United States by the time Barry was born (curious as to why his given name isn’t on the certificate), it brings very serious question as to his eligibility for the office of President of the United States (if not outright disqualifies him).

    You’ve brought a lot of unseen truths to the eyes of the American people in the last several years. What makes you so convinced his IS eligible? So he was born in Hawaii, but what makes him eligible for office? Please, stop squashing this Truth and get out of the way for this to be fully vetted.

    You are a great man Glenn! On this issue, however, I think you’re doing a disservice to those you’ve encouraged to get out and do research on their own and mock them for asking legitimate questions!

    Keep doing what you do, but either get on board or step aside on this issue. Don’t bully a group of people who are trying to find truth!

  • http://www.facebook.com/shani.andreakis Shani Lian Andreakis

    A Certificate of Live Birth is THE HOSPITAL FORM not I repeat NOT the State Birth Certificate. I had a certificate of live birth that was used to obtain a birth certificate for me when I was a baby.  However it was later found there were NO baby girls born on that day at that particular hospital.  Further more in comparing the doctors signature on the two forms small discrepancies could be seen pointing toward forgery on the Certificate of Birth from the hospital.  More in depth tests proved that the foot print on the Hospital form was NOT MINE.  I still do not know where or when I was born, or who my parents are/were or how these other people obtained me.  I do know beyond a doubt that the hospital certificate is NOT the same as a Birth Certificate.  There are other discrepancies such as the Hospital on this “Certificate” was not even named what is shown on it until years after the Certificate is supposed to have been generated.  

  • Patferre

    OMG, I have never seen a talk show host (well, HOSTS in this case since this isn’t just the “Glenn Beck” show, it’s actually the “Glenn, Pat and Stu” Show. You can’t even have a conversation with your audience on your own, so you need two STOOGES that laugh at you retarded jokes, and actually act like Imbiciles themselves, I guess to make you look better maybe? Who knows, all I know is I used to like the Glenn Beck that looked at ALL the issues, and didn’t waste time making fun of over half of his audience because GOD FORBID there just might be something there. It’s too late to do anything about 2008, but 2012 we can do something and we aren’t. It’s “business as usual” at the Senate and House, they don’t really investigate anything, won’t hold Eric Holder to task over Fast and Furious, as he refuses to turn over all the documents they want, and he knows they won’t do anything, the whole thing is a show, and all the tea party candidates that were swept into office were either told to STFU and sit on this committee and do what you are told or we won’t back you in the next election, or you can follow our lead, keep getting re-elected until you can make millions doing insider trading or whatever you want, the laws don’t apply to congressmen or Senators.

    Anyway, too bad you can’t (Glenn) host a show all by yourself because then you might really need to get your points across, instead, you have 2 stooges up there that laugh at your stupid jokes, make up their own outlandish BS jokes, exaggerate things to the point that it just isn’t funny anymore dude. It’s getting OLD very fast to be honest with you. Can’t you discuss an issue without going way overboard exaggerating and making fun of people that might listen to you if they didn’t have to sit and listen to what I just watched above, just because some of us have questions about Obama’s birth certificate and just how much money he is spending to keep the whole thing out of the media. If he were “Legit”, then why not just allow the lawsuits to bear out the truth, at least one of them? Why spend millions of dollars trying to hush things up and have things quashed and such?

    Keep on making fun of your audience, I am sure you might find it surprising that many, like me, are going to go elsewhere from now on since you make fun of Obama not being able to speak without a teleprompter, you can’t do a simple radio talk show without two stooges chiming in making crazy outlandish antics as you all laugh at each other to see who can be the biggest idiot over an issue that some people really care about. John Stewart does it without stooges, and he really makes his base laugh at YOU, he doesn’t make fun of his own audience now does he? Maybe that’s why he is still on TV, and you had to go it on your own because sponsors wouldn’t touch you anymore because of your BS. I used to be a Glenn Beck fan, but now, after what I just saw, and you making fun of me because I have legitimate concerns that need to be addressed with the TRUTH, not all the lies we keep getting from Obama over this thing.

    Just like one guy commented that he couldn’t even get his passport with a COLB, he had to have the long form version, but that’s not relevant to you and your pasty assclown twins you have on there with you. SO WHAT, Obama is the problem with America, but let’s make fun of those that think there are legitimate concerns over Obama’s birth certificate, and why his Social Security number is supposedly from a state he has never lived in, but nah, that’s nothing to see here, move on…not important…but if it is to you, we will make fun of you over it. Well, make fun of the money you are not going to get from me anymore.