Conservative porn: Chris Christie edition

There was some new Chris Christie porn on the show today, as the radio guys played audio of Christie’s response to a disgruntled voter who tried to stick her nose into his business.

“You don’t send your children to public schools, you send them to private schools so I was wondering why you think it’s fair to be cutting school funding to public schools?” Gail, a NJ voter, asked him.

“What is her name. First off, it’s none of your business. Don’t bother where I send mine. Secondly I pay $30,000 in property taxes for a public school system predominantly that my wife and I don’t choose to utilize. We believe that a religious education should be part of our everyday children’s education. Third, I as governor and responsible for every child in this state not just my own. And decisions that I make are try to improve the educational opportunities of every child in this state. With all due respect it’s none of your business,” Christie told her.

And, of course, the guys loved it.

“I think that the difference is that he then follows up with very reasoned, razor sharp reason for why he’s doing it. Razor sharp. Screw you, and walk off stage. Why is he hits those points perfectly,” Stu said of why Christie does so much better than other polticians.

“Chris Christie doesn’t care if he’s liked or not. It doesn’t matter if you like him while he’s doing what he’s doing, he’s going to do it,” Pat said.

Glenn warned that politicians that really want to put our country back on the right path and are going to have to make unpopular decisions, and he issued a challenge for listeners to pray for politicians like Christie who seem willing to make them.

But when they played an ad attacking Christie for surrounding himself with successful advisors, the segment quickly got out of control.

“It’s amazing we are allowing people in our society to say men and women who’re accomplished are somehow or another evil,” Glenn said.

Stu, on the other hand, said in a spooky voice imitating the ad “Chris Christie has been successful in his life. He knows other people who’re also successful,” as Pat jokingly added “No other politician can ask him why he’s successful when you’re not.”

Watch the clip at the top to see it all spiral down from there.

  • Molly Priest

    I have saved this video in my favorites JUST so my husband and I can go back and watch it for laughs.  These guys are hilarious.