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In a recent speech, Nancy Pelosi accused the GOP of hating food safety, clean air, clear water, and education. She said they want to ‘destroy’ all of the above! She finally caught us! Glenn laid out his diabolical plan on radio this morning.

“They want to destroy. They want to destroy food safety, clean air, clean water, the Department of Education,” Pelosi said.

Could Glenn, Pat, and Stu be out to poison the water supply? Sounds more like a Batman comic plot point than a legitimate policy point.

Glenn, Pat, and Stu decided to play along to point out the absurdity of the whole accusation. “I was out poisoning some reservoirs earlier today,” Glenn joked while Pat said he took an aircraft carrier to work. Both joked that they should break light bulbs all over town to poison the air too.

“You know what’s the strangest thing is I’ve been to these restaurants lately – and I’m assuming when I go to eat my meal that Nancy Pelosi hasn’t tasted it already.  Because she can’t ‑‑ it’s hard for her to be everywhere at once.  Yet I rarely die from the food I eat.  Like, she’s not sampling every piece of a vegetable that I eat or every scoop of mashed potatoes,” Stu said.