Aww, shucks: another terrorist leader dead

American born terrorist Anwar al-Awlaki has been killed by American forces. The death is being universally applauded as everyone agrees this dirtbag was a terrorist – ok, almost everyone is applauding it. Ron Paul immediately came out and expressed concern that an American citizen was assassinated without trial. Does he have a point? Or did al Awlaki seal his own fate? Let’s just say that Glenn and the crew didn’t have any sympathy…

“Do you remember the underwear bomber? He was so good. Sometimes I wear my underwear bomb just on Friday nights, just to be crazy. Anyway, remember the underwear bomber, the Fort Hood shooting, the inspiration behind these terrorist attacks is dead. Dingdong, the witch is dead. Anwar al-Awlaki is dead,” Glenn said.

“Are we still doing the whole third hour of the program as a full scale completely ceremonial Muslim funeral for him” Stu asked jokingly.

“Do we have any bag pipes?” Glenn joked.

“What’s going to drive me crazy about this is the Obama administration and their surrogates claiming credit for it like this is the greatest thing they’ve ever done and, you know, they’re fantastic, they’re tough on terror. They inherited this effort from the Bush administration. They inherited the intelligence, the resources, the military, the people. They inherited this!” Pat added.

Yeah, it doesn’t sound like anyone is eager to mourn this terrorist who called for jihad against America.