Is Glenn turning into a Twinkie?

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Look, we’ve all heard the saying “you are what you eat”, but is Glenn actually turning into a Twinkie? Just look at him. You could say he looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Or the Michelin Man. Or Orson Welles in his later years. Seriously, he is slowly turning into a Twinkie. Tania will not be happy.

Aren’t there some eery similarities between the below?

  • Anonymous

    One thing is for sure, Glenn’s vertebra are Twinkies. The clown has got no backbone. I mean seriously. Would anybody body ever want to be in a foxhole with Glenn? Really, put a gun in his hand and bring him face to face with danger and his hands would shake so badly that he’d probably accidentally discharge a bullet right into the back of a good-guy.

    I don’t see how so many can set store by Beck. At best, he’s the funny bone of the Liberty Movement, and yes as a humorous clown-man Beck does play an important role. But viewing Beck as some kind of role model, well, has America really lowered its expectations that far? I guess so….

    If you don’t want to be disappointed, remember Beck is all hat and no cattle as far being anything close to a Texan.

  • Texian

    A Texas Reading Comprehension Lesson:”He looks like he was inside the
    outhouse when lightning struck.”"He looks like he was born down wind
    from the outhouse.”"He is ugly as the south end of a north bound mule.”"He’s so ugly the tide wouldn’t take him
    out.”"He looks like the dogs have been keepin’ him under the porch.”"He’s so ugly he’d make a freight train take a dirt road.”"He looks like he fell face-down in the sticker patch and cows ran over him..”"He looks like ten miles of bad
    road.”

    Welcome to Texas Glenn..

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    Glenn the Twinkie man…

    Quick, quick rush to the store
    Buy them all by the score
    For soon they shall be no more

    People flew down the street
    Running shoes bare on their feet
    Not daring to stop or proclaim defeat

    Only to find the shelves laid bare
    For all of them to gaze upon and stare
    Sigh and cry in despair

    As Glenn then proclaimed “MICHELLE OBAMA BEAT US HERE!”

    Glenn “At least I still have some in my liberty safe…” (phone rings) “Oh Tanya, uh my safe full of twinkies got swiped…oh yes, the diet begins tonight..”

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

    I tell you this much, I would trust Glenn to have my back more than I would the traitor Obama or any of his followers.

  • Matt Driscoll

    Hahaha. I bet you would love for Glenn to have your back!!!! Get it? I’m talking about gay sex!!!!

  • Matt Driscoll

    Oh and your poems suck. You have absolutely no concept of rhythm.

  • Matt Driscoll

    Oh and your poems suck. You have absolutely no concept of rhythm.

  • landofaahs

    Well, at least he’s not twinkie toes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Irina-Krasnyuk/745534442 Irina Krasnyuk

    You know what I am thinking when watching Glenn fingered with twinkies? Show this to the sirots in Russia. 

  • http://youtu.be/XEjnyMyJYTI Sam Fisher

    Wow what homophobe. See that he just showed his true colors though his lie.

  • http://youtu.be/XEjnyMyJYTI Sam Fisher

    That is rich coming from an Obama lover even after he screwed you in the rear with higher taxes.

  • http://youtu.be/XEjnyMyJYTI Sam Fisher

    Did you lose a bet Glenn? 

  • Anonymous

    What the hell is the matter with you?!? If you were in my company, I’d knock you into next week.

  • Matt Driscoll

     Haha. God you people on here sure are dumb. Nothing I said was homophobic.

  • Anonymous

    I was watching a comedian on the TBN network, and part of his act was about living as a twinkie in a ding dong world. It was really funny.

  • Anonymous

    I take Glenn Beck over O,+ Moochelle,, HC + BC, HR + NP  anytime!! Over any of those  ykw’s!

  • http://twitter.com/fawnday Dawn Brayton

    Glenn has too much skin is all. It would be sad if he was turning into a Twinkie because than anyone who hugged him would have literally hugged the stuffing out and end up being a mess. Which might mean the paper towel shirt idea he had a couple weks ago would become a reality. Honestly, even though things are said to be bigger in Texas it doesn’t mean he has to be the size of his studio. He wouldn’t be able to fit onscreen if that happens. And that would be just plain sad.

  • Anonymous

    SWINE!  Don’t ponder what you like onto others! 

  • Anonymous

    you are the dumb one you jerk! There still are people who have a clue about decency which you for sure lack totally — go away!  How do you spit out in front of someone on the net???

  • http://youtu.be/XEjnyMyJYTI Sam Fisher

    You made fun of a man having sex with another man even when the guy is not even gay what else is that called besides homophobic.

  • Troy Briggs

    Sadly the Twinkie has gone down hill in the past few years, I got a box a few months back and they were no longer that creamy yummy filled cake, but were something I no longer recognized, either I grew up (Finally) or the Twinkie was no longer about goodness and more about mass process and production.

  • Troy Briggs

    I completely agree!

  • Anonymous

    Twinkie Twinkie Little Star
    How I Wonder Where You Are,Up Above The World So High Like A Diamond In The Sky,
    Twinkie Twinkie Little Star How I Wonder Where You Are
    Moochell and Bloomberg
    took you away
    now i’ll have to find you
    in another world someday

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/OORVMD2C2NF4G4IBKT2WU5DXQM Laurie

    I think he looks great. I don’t know why he’s always saying he is fat. Glen looks average sized to me.