What’s it REALLY like to be in the morning meeting with Glenn?

  • J Cole

    A Typical Morning Meeting in Glennbeckistan:

    1) Shortly after arriving at work, engage in discreet homosexual behavior with fellow all-white co-workers.

    2) Eat some type of Mexican breakfast burrito from Chipotle (but then claim to hate all latinos because they are ALL somehow ‘illegals’)

    3) Two hours into work, finally sit down in a dark basement and start getting on the ‘radio’ (internet).

    4) Call Obama a racist (with no proof) and blame him for everything wrong in America. Blame liberals for everything wrong with America. Blame godlessness for everything wrong with America. (Because of course, it’s never anyone ELSE’s fault, right?)

    5) Race-bait and go off on a bigoted, sexist rant.

    6) Whine and complain about the ‘liberal worldwide media’ without realizing that you are the one who is not in touch with the rest of the world, not the other way around.

    7) Stroke your own hubris by thinking that you will eventually be back on TV and in the spotlight.

    8) Cry about your dead dog for 45 minutes.

    9) Repeat steps 4-8 until your listeners finally tune you out for the day.

    10) Work a total of 5 hours on any given work day when the rest of  ‘welfare America’ is pulling 50+ hour work weeks.

    11) Go home to your ugly wife and kids, and somehow think that your sick views are even relevant in today’s society.

    • Anonymous

      Yet another example of the axiom, “You can’t fix stupid.”

    • Anonymous

      That’s very impressive!   Masturbating all day must be hard work, but yet you still found the time to post.  Don’t forget to put away your bong and porn magazines before your mom gets home!  I know how jealous she must get when she catches you cheating.

    • http://youtu.be/0iRCvDwF26Q Sam Fisher

      I feel sorry for you carrying so much hate. 

    • Jaamoose

      Well put, and sure to get Beckerheads panties all bunched….

    • http://TheConservativePush.webs.com/ SoThere

      So you love Glenn Beck. You idiots from Media Matters spend a lot of time over here.

      Thanks for supporting the site with you traffic.  Every post means more cash and Glenn Becks making it hand and fist because of you pukes.

      LMAO 

    • Reid Rochford

      you must really hate your life……

    • Reid R.

      Stay Classy J Cole

    • http://twitter.com/Chesapeakegal Chesapeakegal

      You sir are addicted to ranting about Glenn Beck. I strongly suggest you go see a doctor and get some meds for your problem.

  • Soulphoenix

    Glenn is doing some extremely courageous things and waking us up to our dangerous decline in decency, morality, and common sense.

    J Cole is basically just a brainwashed tool of the state. No clue, no sense, no compass – just a tool. It’s always a little sobering to see someone who has lost so much of their capacity for rational thought and human decency.

    • http://TheConservativePush.webs.com/ SoThere

      J Cole is a Media Matters hack.  They are scared shitless of Glenn Beck, that’s why they spend so much time over here supporting his site.

      • J Cole

         Did I strike a nerve with some truth? LOL

        Can’t be scared of someone who can’t even get a nationally televised TV show.

  • Anonymous

    This segment was awful. These cow-asses have radio faces, then they get on the air and just mouthfart this bullshit about sleeping in and jerking off in bed. Who cares????

    • http://youtu.be/0iRCvDwF26Q Sam Fisher

      I feel sorry for you carrying so much hate. 

      • Anonymous

        Hmmm. Seems like you hate my posts more than anything I hate combined.

        • http://youtu.be/0iRCvDwF26Q Sam Fisher

          Gee I wonder why bigot.

        • Guest

          You’re too full of stupid to to do anything but hate.  You’re a typical libtard idiot.

          Thanks for supporting the Glenn Beck site, moron.

          LMAO

    • http://TheConservativePush.webs.com/ SoThere

      For someone who doesn’t care, you spend a lot of time here with your diarrhea mouth.

      Do you have a thing for Glenn Beck, moron? OBTW, thanks for supporting Glenn with your traffic.

      LMFAO

    • Reid R.

      wow, them there are some big words. You have certainly shown just how intelligent you are…..

  • http://youtu.be/0iRCvDwF26Q Sam Fisher

    Oh come on it can’t be that bad try wading in a small river in the middle of winter trying to dams of hay in order to catch fish poop from a small fish hatchery the state decided to start up in the coldest day of that year.

  • Reid R.

    We don’t hate…we just feel sorry for you