Brokeback Boardwalk: Obama & Christie rekindle bromance

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Love was in the air as NJ Governor Chris Christie won his new object of obsession, President Obama, a teddy bear while the lovebirds strolled along the boardwalk in NJ. With his administration mired in scandal, Obama is trying to play his greatest hits – revisiting all the places where he got a bump in the polls. But the media seems to be missing one of the biggest stories from the day, and only Glenn had it.

And while many news outlets picked up on Chris Christie stepping in to win a stuffed teddy bear for President Obama, only Glenn and his special, investigative reporters picked up on what happened next.

“TheBlaze is reporting this morning that afterwards, the two made a sand castle of the White House on the beach and then frolicked in the crashing waves, playfully and gently splashing wanter on one another for about an hour. Then after Chris Christie played a game of shirtless beach volleyball, just in jeans, while the President cheered him on, the two departed for a dinner meeting,” Glenn reported.

“Instead of the secure limo, the President rode on the back of Christie’s motorcycle, tightly hugging around his waist from the back seat – or at least as much of the waist as we can get his arms around.”

“As they sped off, a handwritten note flew out of the President’s pocket and one of our Blaze reporters picked it up and it’s — seems to be — I don’t want to report it is, but it seems to be in Chris Christie’s handwriting and it just says: Watching every motion in my foolish lover’s game on this endless ocean finally lovers know no shame. Turning and returning to some secret place inside, watching in slow motion, as you turn around and say take my breath away.

“Now, because of Christie’s recent weight loss surgery, the two decided just to eat a little lighter and they shared a plate of pasta at dinner. I don’t know why, but they were in the back alley of some place there in Jersey. They claimed it was an odd coincidence, they happened to suck up the same end of the noodle as they were looking away from each other, then they suddenly turned and found their lips touching.”

“The night ended with Christie giving the President a one hour private tour of Hurricane Sandy’s tour under the Boardwalk,” Glenn continued, “no press or staff were allowed, although the Secret Service got a little an antsy, because they did hear some moaning and they didn’t know if one of them was hurt or what was going on. One unsourced account reported hearing the following exchange shortly before the moaning began, and Christie apparently said, ‘Here we are, just the two of us together, taking the crazy chance to be all alone, because we both know that we shouldn’t be together, because if they found out, it could mess up both hour happy homes.’

“And the President responded, ‘How could something so wrong be so right? I wish we didn’t have to keep our love out of sight. Yeah. Living two lives, it just ain’t easy at all, but we got to hang on in there or fall.”

“And then suddenly, both in union, which is odd, but both in unison said ‘Secret lovers, yeah. That’s what we are. Trying so hard to hideaway the way we feel, because we both belong to someone else, but we can’t let it go, ’cause what we feel is oh, so real.’”

*Note: It’s not clear if the above report actually happened…but it’s probably better than anything that actually did.

  • Anonymous

    The fact that Glenn’s voice is still raspy adds a little bit more “creepy” to this already creepy narrative.  By the way, regarding Christie winning a bear for the President…  A gay guy who is very – um – hefty is often referred to as a “bear.”  So, so perfect!  <:-D

  • Anonymous

    The ‘bear’ and the ‘poodle’.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brenda.d.bennett Brenda Dunagin Bennett

    arm in arm..here they come…BOOM!!!
    RHINO and Satan

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1470544251 Paul Craig

    Glenn, I love you and your show. This is as funny as it gets, and yes the Pres, and Christie acting like this is sickening, since  he has an R in front of his name. This is beneath you and your show. We need to be better than the other side. No name calling, no belittling. 

  • Anonymous

    Ugh!!!  Glenn, WHY did you have to do this to us today??!!  It was so creepy, that I thought I’d barf before I got to work this morning!!!   I wanted gag!!!  Thanks alot!!

  • Anonymous

    Look like anyone we know?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1505413195 Roger W.Compton

    OK

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1505413195 Roger W.Compton

    They better be careful on that wide open beach…..they may get hit with a drone attack…………

  • Anonymous

    How are the polls looking today? 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=650153371 Christina Leonard

    Sorry, but I look for real reporting from Glenn Beck and this is quite disappointing. I don’t want fake reporting. That’s why I don’t pay attention to the Mainstream Media Monkeys!

  • annmarie

    OH, MY SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING!

  • Anonymous

    Disappointed in you Glen. This is not how Your lord and Savior would have you talk about another brother no matter how far fallen from grace he is. You must lead by example and this is not a good one.

  • Anonymous

    Obama’s new motto can be “More Cush to the Push.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001858598788 Shaka Irrua Ehixojie

    lol

  • Anonymous

    OMG!   L O V E   is a four-letter word!  I’m glad I wasn’t looking when Christie gave him some sugar!

  • http://www.facebook.com/elaine.b.eversole Elaine Blackwell Eversole

    Not happy with this at all.  I’m a Christian Conservative…but I’m also a person with a heart.  This is SICK!  Not worthy of The Blaze.  I’m ashamed of you.

  • dboy305

    He titty fucks Christie.

  • Anonymous

    BEHIND THE CANDELABRA!    The need to get a room!

  • Pamela Peltonen

    Obviously Chris Christie is getting ready for a presidential bid in 2016. I suppose it wouldn’t be outside the realm of possibility that Christie is tricking the progressives into believing he is one of them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/charles.jetter.54 Charles Jetter

    obama likes fat guys to suck his dik… didn’t a couple of fat guys admit to sucking his dik i a limo ad a hotel room???

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1518634699 Craig T Jones

    Christie is such a whore!

  • Anonymous

    Just seeing Obama alone makes me want to PUKE, but this pictures are way over the line!
    Christie is better looking that Michelle and his back-end isn’t quite as big, but give me a break!

  • Anonymous

    Wow, Glenn what the heck were you thinking???  Oh I know, you weren’t.  Man, you are really getting slammed on this one and deservedly so.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1068410210 Nelson Varona

    I hope they use the theme to Romeo and Juliette or if not Dr.Zhivago to do the video montage as background music of this forbidden romance!

  • Anonymous

    I was trying not to laugh out loud, but quoting the lyrics to ‘…take my breath away…’ was just too funny. Well played!

  • Anonymous

    Is this your example of journalistic integrity ? You sound like a little kid who didn’t get invited to a party. Childish and petty. So much for the high road…

  • ThorsteinVeblen2012

    So Christie is working with the President to try to get assistance for his state after a hurricane and Beck calls him a fag.

    Beck you’ve got issues.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Deborah-Pond/100000930218129 Deborah Pond

    I heard this earlier today, and it is still just as funny!!!! With all the stuff going on, what a great way to release some tension. And really, you gotta say something. If this is how the Pres is spending is time, go after it. We have the Benghazi, IRS, AP, and now Holder, and this is how Obama spends his time, on the Jersey Shore? Playing with Christie? C’mon, your the Pres of the Free World, act like it!

  • Anonymous

    For all the haters…  This Is a joke.  Glenn knows Christie and Obama are straight and happily married to their respective wives.  Yes, this humor (for Glenn) pushes the envelope a little, but we’re living in a world in which – supposedly – only those on the Left can use satire, humor, etc. to make a political point.  I think people like Glenn and shows like Red Eye (on Fox News) are trying to tilt the scale in their favor.  By the way, this is NOTHING compared to the “humor” of the Lefty comedians who say “f— George W!” or “Sarah Palin is a stupid slut”.  Yes, for Glenn’s standards, this does push the envelope, but give him a break. 

  • Anonymous

    Laurel and Hardy?

  • Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure Christie is straight, but Obama’s history is suspect! Some think that Obama married Michelle….they wear the same size, but her clothes are a little large in the seat, and her shoes are too big for him.

  • Anonymous

    Is that picture REAL?  Were they really walking the beach all hugged up like that?  I guess
    God only knows what happened later!  Have you ever watched how Barry leads with his
    hips when he walks?

  • Andrea Ross

    There has been other speculation of the President’s homosexuality, just look all over the internet…  

  • Anonymous

    This was good stuff this morning laughed so hard my jaw hurt but Glenn you kind of ruined me on the Doritos .
    Send in the maggots

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=643286546 Helen Hevener

    Usually our Country will calm down after an election for President and work for the good of everybody- Republican or Democrat- deep down we are all Americans!!!  I find it very offensive that Glenn Beck would put this picture of two people (Governor Christie and President Obama) walking together and trying to figure out a plan to help out the ravaged state that has had the hurricane!!!  I applaud Governor Christie he works for the people that depend on him and not just the republicans and the tea party!!!  People say it isnt about color – or it isnt this or isnt that- but face it the only thing different between President Obama and any other President of the US is that he is darker skinned- however keep in mind that President Obama is still at least half white.  Also keep in mind you biggots that President obama just like any of us had no way of choosing what parents he would be born to.  Any of you biggots out there could have also been born to a bi-racial couple or a black couple- but if you were born in the US you would still be considered an American!!!  I wish more politicians would get off there duff and work with President Obama like Governor Chris Christie has- at least the people know that Chris Christie does care about his state and is doing his best for them!!!!

  • Anonymous

    A long history of it….going back to stories in Hawaii with Frank Marshall Davis.

  • Kristin Thomas

    Christie yes, Obama well it’s a safe bet he is a switch hitter…..just ask Reggie Love.

  • leslie domear

    Abbott and Costello?  Who’s on first, What’s on second, and let’s be glad there’s no third (term.)  Life can be a beach.     

  • Anonymous

    Nobody gets to much heaven know more .
    these two were just over the top and probably under it to .
    Glenn was just calling it like a real MAN would it was really gross the way fatty and skinny were well you know.

  • Anonymous

    Hey, I don’t doubt this a bit! Obama’s a political whore, and he’s in deep shite right now. He’s going to suck up to every bit of media fodder he can, and who are more aggresive and loud-mouthed than the gay rights groups?? They learn that the prez is “coming out” and they will squeal in glee and bust their bustiers!! They’ll be rainbow flags hangin’ from the White House three days from now, I betcha a Yankee dollar! Talk about a “false flag”?? He couldn’t get away with killing anybody else, so this had to do. Christie must have owed him–big. Maybe he got the IRS off his back, or something.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=643286546 Helen Hevener

    No truth at all- I would never look to the BLAZE as a place where real news is reported.  Pictures photo shopped- whoppers of lies made up and tried to be spun into a story- but the story is anything but what actually happened.  The media that keeps the photo shopped pictures going and keeps writing whopper lies as news are the ones who are ruining this Country!!!  When I was growing up it was policy you had to print the truth or you could be sued for liable– but looks like with Fox- Blaze etc gearing up that the truth is no longer necessary!!!

  • ethix2

    Long before Hurricane Sandy thrust him into the national spotlight, the politically awake knew Chris Christie for what a Republican governor of an overwhelmingly Liberal-Democratic state must be:   A corrupt R.I.N.O. and a whore.

  • Anonymous

    Well maybe they should have done it off air, but still, this is not what we would expect from Glenn.

  • Anonymous

     What an intelligent post. You should be so proud…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1512589848 Tera Blair Kirk

    This is different coming from Glenn Beck, but I’m a huge Onion fan, so I love it.  There’s plenty of other stories to read if you don’t.  Glenn Back has the right to express himself however he chooses, if you don’t like it, watch Hannity.  He’d never do a piece like this.

  • Anonymous

    And you should learn some manners…

  • Anonymous

    Wow…it must be hard for you to go through life without a sense of humor…

  • Anonymous

    Sorry but you have to remember his name is Glenn don’t put him in the CHRIST category your leaning to the political correctness side even you know that’s not what people believe in here You have to laugh sometimes we live in tough times .
    Bless you

  • yvonne

    disgusting and disappointed in this article

  • http://www.facebook.com/knebergall Kent Nebergall

    If you set it to music, may I suggest Baby Got Back?  Maybe the Jonathan Coulton version.
    Or, someone on YouTube did a parody of “Bad Romance” called Bad Bromance, so maybe that one.  
    I dislike Family Guy, but I recently got stuck watching one where Peter gets out of bed seemingly alone, but his wife is stuck to his back and suddenly gasping for breath as he walks away.  So she insists on separate beds but he can’t sleep unless he has someone to snuggle. He comes to an arrangement with Quagmire that gets very gay very fast.  Finally, his wife persuades him to come home, and he gets out of bed, with Quagmire gasping for breath and stuck to his back.  
    Yeah, I don’t know why I’d suddenly remember that, either.  But when I recast that scene with these two, well, the sight of a brokeback Barrack bifurcated in backfat…holding a bear, gasping for breath….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1512589848 Tera Blair Kirk

    Let’s call a spade a spade.  I can’t imagine President Obama did this for any other reason than to besmirch Christie’s image with his voters.  Good way to bring down an enemy I’d say.  Show his followers who he may be in bed with.  True or not, it appears that way.

  • Anonymous

    And the last straw…. Bye Bye, Beck.  This is too weird for me.  Stick with the issues and try…try…try to maintain some credibility.  You could have been a great defender of the truth until you joined the circus.

  • yvonne

     we are not them…we do not become like them, we do not emulate them…we bless them and not curse them , we pray for them and use God’s wisdom which is freely available to all who lacks it…and this time Glenn certainly lacked God’s wisdom…foolish jesting is forbidden…and we do not repeat the other bad so called rumour to keep them alive…wow…

  • Anonymous

    I hail your love for obama, but hurricane Sandy happened how many months ago? obama himself promised relief with NO red tape attached and survivors are still screaming for ANY relief. There are always two sides to every coin, but this obama visit with Christie was nothing more than a photo op to get away from the pressuring problems in America. Until obama answers those probing questions on Banghazi, the IRS scandals etc. he deserves to be ridiculed for his incompetense.

  • yvonne

     are you saying men cannot be good friends like women are?  Not gey women, normal women?

  • Anonymous

    After all Glenn does he has a good laugh come on tight butts loosen up will ya ! remember the truth has no agenda have you forgotten who’s screwing us all .
    THAT’S NOT VERY FUNNY IS IT get to bed if you can’t hang this is big people stuff !

  • yvonne

     this makes you feel big???  What am I missing?  I do not care for Mr Obama but this is repulsive…surely you can be a ‘big people’ without riding their backs?

  • http://twitter.com/diane4CommonSen Diane Thompson

    Wake up — Glenn and the guys are being SARCASTIC — not “reporting” on actual happenings.  Sheesh, are you so uptight that you can’t laugh a bit?

  • Anonymous

    Sure we can but there’s a rule among men touch me make me uncomfortable I’ll punch you .
    Oh buy the way it gay not gey you know other wise known as homo’s

  • http://twitter.com/diane4CommonSen Diane Thompson

    Oh, c’mmon, Yvonne — they are having FUN at the expense of these two!  I am sad to see so many think this is bad “reporting.”  This is Glenn’s personality  – it is not bad judgment, it is just fun — so deal with it!

  • Anonymous

    That’s the joke here there riding each others back’s

  • Anonymous

    This was too funny!!! All y’all that got offended, you really need to lighten up…

  • http://twitter.com/diane4CommonSen Diane Thompson

    Amen, these posts are laughable because they can’t laugh at a funny scenario!

  • Anonymous

    You remind me of my son. He’ll be sharing some off color joke or video and I don’t laugh. He would comment the same thing you just did. There are many things that I laugh at, but they aren’t dirty jokes. And give me a break, it has nothing at all to do with political correctness.

  • http://twitter.com/diane4CommonSen Diane Thompson

    Wow, lots of idiots posting on this site!  Even the title with Brokerback in the title is funny!  Glenn, we love you and the guys’ sense of humor and could use more of it and NOT some commenting here who are too up tight to laugh!!!

  • http://twitter.com/diane4CommonSen Diane Thompson

    You have NO sense of humor!  I am LDS, as Glenn is and he is ALWAYS good to people.  This situation (Christie & Odummer) was a perfect scenario to get some laughs — it is NOT dirty or degrading — it is simply some fun; and you need to lighten up and not take life quite so seriously.  God will NOT threaten you or think you are “bad” for being able to laugh at a very funny situation!

  • Anonymous

     This really is mean-spirited and very disappointing coming from Glenn Beck.  I do have a sense of humor.  I don’t appreciate nastiness which this certainly is.  I don’t care for either Obama or Christie.  They might deserve ridicule in some areas.  This is overboard at the Jersey Shore.  Brokeback isn’t funny.  It is a sad blot on Glenn Beck’s site.

  • Anonymous

    So does your son go win little bears for his bro’s if so I see why you are uptight I’ve had many gay friend’s but they knew , maybe your just getting out of the realm of what’s going on in this country . your son seems  like he has a good head on his shoulders take some time to get to know him.

  • Anonymous

    Sweetheart you have got that right God bless

  • Anonymous

     In other words, you won’t allow anyone to find this unfunny!  That in itself is funny! 

  • Anonymous

    One thing to think about, we’ve seen the picture of Obama pitching. We all know he could not throw a pitch to win his own bear… :-)

  • Anonymous

    Here’s one for you kiddies it a dirty joke I hope you can hang !
    THE PIG FELL IN THE MUD
    OH GOD now I’ve done it  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

     Sorry, I hit the like button by mistake.  I really don’t like this reply because you call those who disagree “haters”.  We know this is supposed to be a “joke”.  If it is, it is a poor one and certainly not up to the standard that Glenn espouses.  We do not have to sink to the level of the Left.  That is no excuse for this lousy exposition.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Parker/100004742953739 Robert Parker

    *Note: It’s not clear if the above report actually happened…but it’s probably better than anything that actually did.
    I doubt that, truth is stranger than fiction.. (your story made me throw up in my mouth..)

  • Anonymous

    You know I thought I was replying to someone with some intelligence. Unfortunately, I wasn’t. See, when you don’t have smarts, you are apt to surmise and speculate. In other words you are a complete idiot.

  • Anonymous

    WHAT KIND OF TRIPE AND TRASH IS THIS?  THIS ISN’T FUNNY…..IT’S STUPID OF YOU, GLENN.   THIS IS WHY I NEVER LISTEN TO YOUR RADIO SHOW….I REALLY LIKE THE TV SHOW HOWEVER, BUT THIS IS SLIMEY FOOLISHNESS! CAN’T YOU SEE THAT? DOES THIS MAKE YOUR FAMILY PROUD?

  • Anonymous

    Read what you just wrote now you have to be like that huh all I can say is I LOVE YOU
    An idiot I know you are but what am I      GROW UP LADY if that fits(lady use loosely)

  • Anonymous

    IT’S LOW AND CHEAP AND CERTAINLY NOT NEEDED FOR RATINGS.  IT’S WORTHLESS.

  • Anonymous

    IT’S TRIPE~

  • Anonymous

    IT’S USELESS AND WORTHLESS AND BELOW HIM.

  • Anonymous

    This is a very serious subject.  If what you are reporting is true, it is very disrespectful behavior for a president.  It is no laughing matter, it would be a new low for the Obama.  As a woman I found your humor distasteful, but if this is true The President’s behavior is worse.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1726381072 Jose Escalante

    NOT!!!! What I signed up for! Glenn, very disappointed in you! :(
    an apology to your subscribers I believe is Necessary!!!

    NOT cool at all!

  • Anonymous

    On a serious note, We in NJ need Chris Christie for governor. He is good for the state. Republicans and independent are with him and we need a to kick Corzine dummy Buono’s ass….

  • Anonymous

    The only thing Obumhole is good for is a laugh.  The moslem son of a bitch.

  • Anonymous

    All you nay-Sayers, do you live in our world? You are really going to have to suck it up and play along.
     If we are going to get our country back, you are going to need to realize that the large majority of our population would rather watch Comedy Central then a presidential debate! They believe that this government has nothing to do with them. We have to get them to connect with us, we have to get them to understand that this Government is like a business we all own, we heir these people, and we must watch over them, all of us! Our hard earned money pays their wages, we are their boss!  And to wake them up we first must get their attention! Doom and gloom is OK, but people like to laugh, hopefully this will work to bring in some that need to see the truth! I mean the Blaze, not that these too buffoons are a bite to friendly! Sorry if this has grammar errors, or miss spells, hopefully you get the point. 

  • Anonymous

    Ok i’m sorry for telling you that they acted like man and wife !
    Glenn got your back on this one (hold on) oh go ahead then unsubscribe .
    YOUR so uptight I can hear you squeak

  • Anonymous

    Some of you commenters here need to get a life and laugh a little. An earlier poster said it better than I: look at what the left says about our guys…this pales by comparison.

  • Anonymous

    if you cannot learn to laugh at what is happening in this nation you will eventually become suicidal.  I don’t need an apology – Glenn just rekindled my love affair with him.

  • Nelson Stanley

    A skinny black guy and a fat white guy !! Must be true love !! Who ,s  pitchin and who,s catchin ?? Thats the question !!

  • Anonymous

    One things for sure no Doritos at that game .

  • Anonymous

    You are right.  As a Christian I would have expected better from you Mr. Beck!
    Even if you thought it was funny, it was not.  It was in very bad taste!

  • Anonymous

    On the contrary, I have a great sense of humor. But this is just not funny. The man is the President of the USA. Show some respect. And by the way, Glenn would go off the deep end if someone from the left threw together a little satirical story.about Pat, Stu and himself. Then it would be a viscous attack to discredit him. And one more thing, making fun of a mans weight ?  Childish..especially coming from someone who is less than the perfect physical specimen himself..
    And LDS or not, I hardly think this little bit of trash falls under the ” ALWAYS good to people ” umbrella…but that’s just me.

  • Anonymous

    gosh – just use the word gosh please – I promised God I’d call people out on using His name in vein – may seem petty but I believe if we begin showing God more reverence, I believe He’ll start showing us more mercy.

  • Anonymous

    WAY TO GO NIG-R

  • Anonymous

    If someone in the Republican party acted the way BO is acting – I’d throw them under the bus – this man is so ridiculous and so far from behaving properly of the Seat he holds his own party is beginning to throw him under the bus.

  • Dave Brahin

    Please do not attempt anymore comedy,  it is NOT funny and you 3 are the only ones laughing at your own jokes.  Please do your audience a favor and get back to the format style you had when with Fox News.  The show was 1000% better back then.  If you need some comedy hire Eddy Murphy, Bill Cosby or Don Rickles these men KNOW COMEDY and they DO FUNNY!
    As a middle aged man, me and my ilk do not find you the least bit humorous.  your attempts re feeble at best.  Stick with the serious side then you be back on top of your game the way Rush, Savage and Levin are on top of theirs. 

  • Anonymous

    Obama and Krispy Kreme.  Now there’s a pair to draw to.

  • not a fool

    You’ve heard of the opposites attract. Even a conservative Rino like a muslim president.
    Now I call that an Odd Couple even in the midst of many scandals. Chris must be in
    ‘love’ in spite of all the red flags screaming at him.

  • Anonymous

    I never knew that so many of the so called like minded people here are also GREAT BIG CRY BABIES  come on were the ones who have to stick together if you can’t deal with this what will you do when they come for your survival storage  GET A GRIP

  • Dave Brahin

    NOT he president.  NOT an American,  Just a pice of crap communist occupying the oval office fraudulently.  I’d never salute or call Obama president.  the technically it should be Biden.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jim.brass.9 Jim Brass

    Glenn, I love your show but that was beneath you. Very Jr High like a Libtard. 

  • Dave Brahin

    If that’s comedy were in trouble.  they need to quit taking note from SNL, Conan, Fallon, Letterman and Hope and start studying Leno, Rickles, Murphy, and Sykes also Cosby they KNOW Funny!!!!

  • Anonymous

     Your entitled to your opinion..but regardless, he Is the President. Like it or not. And nobody is asking you or any one to salute..but a little human decency goes a long way..

  • Anonymous

    2 yrs old is not middle aged 51 here shelia you have been hiding away to long get out have a laugh loosen up take it easy your heading for that heartattack God bless 

  • Dave Brahin

    Glenn is NOT funny.  He could win a place in Guinness book of records for stale humor.  beyond pitiful,  totally pathetic attempt.  I have to go back to a music station when he tries funny.  B O R I N G!!!!!!

  • Mike Nelson

    Liked!

    While watching this, I could not help but think of all the reasons I don’t watch Stewart and Colbert.

    Satire, pure and simple, sucks.

  • Anonymous

     Not cry babies..just find this tasteless..and what has this got to do with anyone taking survival storage ?!!  Stay focused my friend..

  • Anonymous

    But funny tripe!

  • Mike Nelson

    I don’t listen to Glenn to have fun *at others’ expense* and I don’t reckon others do, either.

    Doesn’t need to be bad judgment, it’s just in poor taste.

  • Dave Brahin

    has anyone besides Pat & Stu ever laughed at Glenns retarded jokes?  besides Glenn too cause he laughs at his own jokes.

    The man does not know how to do comedy.

  • Anonymous

    I agree, I would like obama to show a little human decency too!

  • Anonymous

    He really got to you eh? LOL

  • Anonymous

    Not going to disagree with you on that, but my expectation is for both sides to show it.

  • Anonymous

    Right back at ya he cut a few jokes everyone goes to pieces as far as your storage don’t you know others watch this site maybe my brother your just not quite as focused as I not trying to be callus just think of the persona your words leave in question God Bless ya

  • Anonymous

     Oh come on, lighten up and have some fun.

  • Anonymous

    You are one sicko Beck

  • Anonymous

    No one going to pieces..but just because some individuals don’t find it funny, doesn’t mean they should be subject to ridicule..by anyone. And God Bless you as well !
    And my apologies for the stay focused comment…

  • Anonymous

    Glenn PAT Stu it was a great way to start a crappy day thanx for everything latter little children Glenn see you guys tomorrow and GOD BLESS YOU ALL !

  • Anonymous

    Come on folks….we all need to laugh! There is so much dissappointment in our leaders. Take a break and laugh. NO to Christie in 2016!

  • Anonymous

    Guys this was a little embarrassing.   I’ve always enjoyed your show but this was something I felt myself blushing as I listened to. I turned it off. Glenn, you’re a believer. Folks expect you to keep it honorable. Please, don’t start getting nasty on this show or you’ll lose a lot of faithful followers. Just saying….

  • Anonymous

    Christy is history……………sucking up to Obama has ended any hopes of a national campaign for anything.  Hope Ann Coulter is over this guy.  I certainly am.

  • Anonymous

    ” On the contrary, I have a great sense of humor”  NOT.  Do you think Glenn Beck and other conservatives have not been slammed and dragged through the mud for years by the left?  What about the respect the left showed for Bush?  Like Barbie Streisand yelling “F&%$ Bush” at one of her concerts? (one of the ugliest women I have ever seen)
     So we’re supposed to quietly sit back and show respect for this “President” that continues to take away the rights of the people in this country?  Sorry honey, it’s not going to happen!

  • Anonymous

     Hey Diane the subject line in question is not something to joke about. It will just give the liberals more reason to lambast Glenn and really discredit him for indulging in character assassination. The liberals will insist Glenn was not joking but deliberately attacking on a personal intimate level. The liberals are already good at directing accusations at conservatives so we don’t need to give them more ammunition.

  • Anonymous

    Good night folk this has gone on to long fro me i’m one of those who is fine to agree to disagree  may OUR HEAVENLY father be with you all
                                                                I’m OUT !

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomascapital Thomas J. Zaleski

    Christie is a 100% fraud and traitor……..

  • Anonymous

     And I would say the same to anyone who disrespected President Bush as well. Two wrongs don’t make a right..old cliche..but still right. So don’t respect him as the President ? your choice. But he is a human being..or are we going to dispute that as well ?

  • Robert Guptill

    What time is your show on nationwide?

  • http://www.facebook.com/carol.gramm.3 Carol Gramm

    Glenn, I’m your biggest fan but this rant about Christie and the President was beneath you.  I think you owe Christie an apology.   This does not fit your Christian testimony.  You can disagree with how Christie is going about something but belittling his weight problem is cruel.  And the sexual references were also out of character for you.

    Know that despite this one “transgression” we support your efforts 1000%.  Keep on with the great work!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Elaine-Lopez/100000255237444 Elaine Lopez

    Okay, a little near the edge, but only you (Glenn) can go there like no one else.  That was hilarious.

  • Rick Larsen

    The far right does not only put down those on the left. They are after the moderates as well! They cannot win by supporting extremists like they are. The Republicans are divided.

  • yvonne

     lol…someone coined that word and I liked it and am using it now…after all, they messed up my nice word gay and I can no longer sing my  happy songs with that word in it…LOL and am standing vocally strong against that group that is trying to change our sodomy laws and gender laws in Belize and now also now they are filing law suits in Jamaica and T & T to change their buggery laws also…

  • Anonymous

     You need to quit criticizing others’ opinions…..which by the way, in case you’ve forgotten, they have a right to express.  If someone expresses a dislike for Glenn’s parody, it’s not up to you to chastise others for having a negative opinion of it and start calling them names.
    It’s you who needs to GET A GRIP.

  • Anonymous

     That’s debatable. I don’t trust the man.

  • Anonymous

    Chris Crispy Creme IS the TeddyBear!!

  • Anonymous

     None the less..he is a man, no?

  • Astor Stenovo

    Don’t you have a proof reader, Glen?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Linda-Sills/1203538366 Linda Sills

    Oh please! Have a little fun once in a while. The freak in the Wh is a fag. Crispy Cream Christy is a progressive! hello!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Linda-Sills/1203538366 Linda Sills

    Oh please! Have a little fun once in a while. The freak in the Wh is a fag. Crispy Cream Christy is a progressive! hello!

  • Anonymous

    Maybe that’s where the lipstick on Obamas collar came from.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=756521537 Ken-Lisa Watkins

    He’s not a Christian he’s a Mormon. Huge difference.

  • landofaahs

    Thanks for making me sick this morning Glenn.  Let me return the favor.  Just think of it as them two in the scene on the beach from the movie “From here to Eternity”.  There.  I feel much better now.

  • Nuff Said

    Totally hilarious – we’ll see if Demobots cry ‘foul’, while they laughed off Obummer’s joke-infested PRESS bitch show.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=756521537 Ken-Lisa Watkins

    He’s a believer in the Mormon belief. not in the true Jesus.

  • landofaahs

    That tops everything…oops sorry.  That was scraping the bottom of the barrel…oops.  Sorry again. 

  • Gwynn Ap Nudd

    Is the LDS about to go soft on Gays? I heard something about a Church official who came out as Gay and it was spun as no big dea. During the campaign, Ann Romney said her favorite TV show was Modern Family, in which a Gay Couple are among the main characters. The Church caved on the all White Priesthood, Polygamy, and I bet they are going to cave on Gays as well. Just like Conservatives, they want to be popular and “American”.

  • Nuff Said

    I hate to say it, but conservatives are held to God’s standards, and I mean by lefties.  We can’t joke, call names, or even protect ourselves from being called terrorists, wackos, etc, etc., etc., etc., etc.

    In this case, Beck bagged on BOTH so c’mon, and it was hilarious with that freeking picture of the two of them, the perfect take-off for the love story!

  • landofaahs

    If it’s funny it matter not who says it.  It’s like just having a funny thought at the spur of the moment.

  • Nuff Said

    BOOM!

  • Rick Larsen

    Um, no.

  • landofaahs

    My brothers and sister are the brothers and sisters in Christ.  I am not convinced these two of Christ.  Their stand on abortion alone rest that.

  • Anonymous

    thanx for feeling like a hero keep up the good work didn’t you do the same dam thing in your post  and you feel great about you  it’s me who was the bad guy !
    You catch the big grip huh it doesn’t mean that much to me to mean that much to you 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Diane-Comparato-Parillo/100000734854749 Diane Comparato Parillo

    Not for nothin, but I’m from NJ, and I never saw the ocean that shade of blue…  Another Obama slight of hand, perhaps!!!!

  • Anonymous

    President Obama got the majority of those late deciders in the last election because of that storm. I can’t help but feel Christie betrayed us and what was suppose to be a good friend of his. A betrayal of that kind is hard to forget and now he seems to be throwing it in our face. That’s just not a nice thing to do to those who felt defeating Obama was critical in defeating the lefts progressive embracing of Marxist ideolology.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001167679016 Rose Masone Walker

    this is great!! hysterical !!

  • landofaahs

    I don’t think there was anything wrong when Elijah was laughing at the prophets of Baal and poking fun at there false God.  It must have set well with God too, since he took him to heaven.  Read 1 Kings chapter 18.  Sure sounds like mocking to me.

  • landofaahs

    Liberals can dish it out but it seems they can’t take it.

  • landofaahs

    A little human decency would not allow for babies being killed in the womb either…NO?

  • landofaahs

    Did someone ask them if they smoked a cigarette afterwards…or perhaps a joint.

  • Megan Berlener

    I’m not so sure this is really funny, could be because I’m sick and on cold meds, but not really laughing :

  • http://www.facebook.com/willard.smith.35 Willard Smith

    Glen, Paul Craig “this is as funny as it gets”?  It seems like this is vile!  It has nothing with Rep.  or Dem., God says don’t even talk about these things!  And we put it on the air!  Call it SIN and stop making it a funny conversation piece!  I guess that is how the show gets better ratings “?” .

  • Gwynn Ap Nudd

    That’s how corruption often begins, from humour. As Nicodemus of the Holy Mountain said, Christ never laughed, but cried three times.

  • Nicki

    Literally laughed out loud.  Felt good.  You guys are absolutely hilarious together.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000418368789 Alice Aulbur

    This once one of the funniest things I have heard and it made my day so great! I have locked todays program on my dvr! Thanks Glenn, Stu, Pat and Jeffie for a fabulous start to my day!

  • Dave Brahin

    0600 – 0900 in the morning;  right before Rush.

  • Dave Brahin

    His show was better before he gave Pat and Stu a voice.  now the show is 50% worthless.

  • Dave Brahin

    not 2;  53 in Sept.  that is middle aged.    I am sorry but Glenn does not know how to deliver a joke.  He’s dry and witless.

  • Dave Brahin

    He has not earned any with the American people.  He belongs in prison along with the majority of congress for violating their oaths of office and for being traitors to the nation.

  • http://www.facebook.com/karla.meggison Karla Meggison

    I’m sorry, but I though that was funny.  I am a Christian and I am totally sick and tired of the left being able to say and do anything they choose and minimizing the rest of us.  We have the right to satire, just as they they do.  Grow up and stop being a left wing B—-.  We all have the right to some fun.

  • Karen Brady

    Glenn, used to have faith in your reporting.  What has happened?  Have you stooped to the lowest of lows, i.e. Jerry Springer?????

  • Anonymous

    He is a man……….but so is the abortion Dr Kermit Gosnell.  I don’t respect someone just because they are of the human race. 

  • Karen Brady

    Glenn, used to have faith in your reporting.  What has happened?  Have you stooped to the lowest of lows, i.e. Jerry Springer?????

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Pratt/1605535473 Paul Pratt

    Touching…. very touching… it moves me almost as much as your memorial service for Hugo Chavez.

  • Anonymous

     Okay……I respect your feelings and your opinion. Thanks for the reply.

  • https://me.yahoo.com/a/.euaPXsoi8Ugc9Q9X42A7TwoJoKQpA--#63d0b hankthetank

     You don’t respect some one for the office they hold,  they have to EARN your respect & trust;

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Pratt/1605535473 Paul Pratt

    You should have played a little Lou Rawls (Love is in the Air) in the background.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Pratt/1605535473 Paul Pratt

    That was a pretty funny segment … in a totally revolting sort of way…

  • Anonymous

    it’s common knowledge berry prefers “male” companions..even his college friends just assumed he was gay…and since? reggie love…..funny when berry went on his “spring break” vacation, no photos were allowed and who shows up on AF-1 on the way back to dc? none other  than…reggie love….is there reallly any doubt the man is gay?

  • Anonymous

     Get a life AmericanIrish!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002930406776 Nevar Dlrow

    haha

    Brilliant.

    And to all of the people condemning Beck, well you are probably the same impotent people who do hardly anything to push back against this mortal enemy who somehow got a 2nd term.

  • http://www.facebook.com/peg.stoodley Peg Stoodley

    Love you, Glenn, but this is out of line. Just my opinion.

  • Anonymous

    YOU ASSUME I DON’T HAVE FUN…..PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME ARE ALWAYS SAYING THAT WHENEVE THEY SEE ME I’M ALWAYS SMILING OR LAUGHING AT SOMETHING.   I JUST HOLD MYSELF TO A HIGHER STANDARD OF WHAT’S FUNNY AND  TRUE………….. I’M CERTAINLY  FLAWED,BUT DECENT……… AND I CAN ENJOY A GOOD JOKE  BUT THIS IS SUCH A GOOD FORUM FOR TEACHING HOWEVER,  I SEE THEM OFTEN DUMBING THEMSELVES DOWN TO SUCH A LOW STANDARD.I’M NOT DIRECTING ANYONG, I JUST SUGGESTING THAT WE KEEP OUR STANDARD, OUR VALUES, THOSE THINGS THAT ARE SO IMPORTANT TO GET THIS COUNTRY ON THE RIGHT TRACK SO THAT IT BECOMES SECOND NATURE TO HOLD TO HIGHER PRINCIPLES.   IT’S JUST ONE WOMAN’S DESIRE FOR THE THOSE WHO ARE TRYING TO PLEASE AND BE ACCEPTED CAN FIND DECENT PEOPLE TO ADMIRE AND LOOK UP TO WHILE THEY STRUGGLE WITH THEIR OWN VALUES AND PHILOSOPHIES.   WE NEED LEADERS IN THIS FIELD….NOT BUFFOONS……IT IS WHAT IT IS, BUT I ASK WHAT IS CAN BE…….NI-NITE. HAVE SWEET AND LOVELY DREAMS! 
       

  • Anonymous

    I’m glad to hear Glenn, Pat and Stu do something funny again. a year or two prior to the election, they would make me laugh so hard, I would have to pull over listening in my car. Then after the election, everything has been so serious that I’ve had to stop listening for periods because I  stay angry. It was good to laugh again! Thank you!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jpauline.baker JPauline Baker

    Glenn, you bad. hahahahahahahahaha Those of you gettin’ your panties all in a wad need to lighten up. Good grief. The traitor and blobo set themselves up for this. 

  • dboy305

     And you can go fuck off.

  • Anonymous

    You are hysterically funny!  Makes me think of this email that came around with ancient giant photos. Looked like they dug up some of Michelle’s relatives. http://www.truthorfiction.com/images/neph8.jpg

  • http://www.facebook.com/tamra.kinzelwood Tamra L. Kinzel-Wood

    Hey…its not as far fetched as you might think…lol  Check out this link…http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2012/05/01/does-this-obama-poem-sound-man-boy-gay-to-you/

  • Anonymous

     Mean-spirited?  Isn’t that a buzz-word of the LEFT?  Come on, lighten up or go watch George Stephanopoulos for some real laughs………boring!

  • Anonymous

     Yes, they do have it coming to them BIG TIME!  The IRS debacle should send a few people to prison, but they think they’re above the law. 

  • Anonymous

    You have a sense of humor?  I guess we’ll just have to take your word on that.

  • lesley

    holy COW

  • lesley

    JUST THREW UP MY DINNER DAMNIT

  • Cap

    I’m sick and tired of conservatives pissing and moaning about how we shouldn’t insult or call names, and should be above all that..STFU already! Libs have done nothing but take advantage of the fact that conservatives play nice..I say fight fire with fire..Your method has gotten us absolutely NOWHERE..

  • Cap

    @Americanirish: No, he’s not a man..Showing “respect” for someone who deserves NO respect has gotten us nowhere in the past..Time to fight fire with fire..Now, pull your panties out of a wad, little liberal…

  • http://www.facebook.com/kerry.coates Kerry Coates

    This is really disgusting — but I love it!!

  • Anonymous

     This is a real tough thing to say (if you don’t like it) YOU have the right to turn off the show folk’s it’s your choice he isn’t God people you seem to forget that you have choices to make that work for you have you forgotten what freedom means .
    Do you watch The Price Is Right everyday even if it suck’s
    CHOICE PEOPLE  maybe he is pulling a fast one on you it’s your choice and your freedom 
    You can turn it off what a concept !

  • Anonymous

     I think Glenn can handle it, don’t you? Look at everything this man has accomplished! I couldn’t do what he has done in a lifetime! I love to see him laugh. Give him a break, geez!

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  • Anonymous

    Will someone tell me what’s Ann Coulter’s fascination with Balloon Boy?

  • Anonymous

     He may have the same god ( little g) as you do.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000042825727 Susie Falconio Macko

    AMEN!!!!   He deserves NO RESPECT!!!!  Anyone that hates this country and tries to destroy it’s very fabric, does not deserve RESPECT!   Remember;  “America is a down right mean country”?  I rest my case!!       Also, I laughed so hard at GB, Pat, and Stu, it was GREAT!!                       

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000042825727 Susie Falconio Macko

    I agree!  We have to have humor so that we don’t cry our eyes out at what’s happening to our country!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000042825727 Susie Falconio Macko

    anything to divert us from what’s really going on.  “Don’t pay attention to the man behind the curtain”    LOL!!

  • Ween Liker

    This is idiotic.  

  • Ween Liker

    Glenn = fake for money.  

  • Ween Liker

    Really?  I just listened to this in the background to give it the benefit of the doubt.  That was so boring and immature I can’t believe this guy has an audience.  And I don’t like Obama or Christie.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000042825727 Susie Falconio Macko

    amen to this one!!  I agree, I laughed so hard I almost had to pull over!!  Also, it was very sad after the election, very very depressing!

  • Anonymous

     his mentality has always been that first and foremost he is the governor of new jersey and he doesn’t spin a lot of the bs like most other politicians.  If being honest and true to those two things cost Romney the election then he probably wasn’t good enough to win anyway

  • Anonymous

     they shouldn’t have caved on those other things?

  • Anonymous

     and using libtard isn’t jr. high?

  • mspatdev

    At least, this was a big laugh. Lightin up people. You don’t know really, if this happened or not!!!!!!

  • mspatdev

    I agree with Diane T.

  • Anonymous

     the biggest show on comedy central is south park which gets between 1.5 and 3 million viewers per episode.
    the three debates this past election the lowest viewership was the last one at about 60 million viewers and the highest had over 70 million.  With about 120 million people who voted its safe to say over 50% watched at least one debate.  That’s not bad especially since you never learn anything new in debates.
    the real problem is people just don’t read enough, whether that be newspapers, periodicals, a few good websites like thebrowser.com that pull long form articles from other places, or books.

  • mspatdev

    I agree with you. People need to laugh and why should we show respect when obammy doesn’t give a hoot for the USA, the laws or anything else?

  • Anonymous

     does god really have a name?  I mean in a monotheistic tradition naming god is unnecessary.  We name ourselves b/c there’s lots of us and we need to be able to identify eachother and tell eachother apart, just one god name not necessary.  He doesn’t even really have a name, just a singular formal version of a noun

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  • Anonymous

    I was born in NYC, but grew up from age 8 in NJ. I went to college then entered the Navy in NJ, then moved to NYC. I moved back to NJ some years later. I have lived about half my 77 years in NYC and the other half in NYC. I am quite used to the area.

    I’ve watched the changes in Governors in both states, in fact a friend and college classmate was a two term Governor of NJ. Both states have moved left, NJ more than NY as NY was already to the left.

    I am a strong supporter of Governor Christie, and have no problem with his “liason” with Obama. The Gov has a job to do for our state. That said, I’d prefer it if we could get back to the states having the responsibility for their own problems (except foreign invasion, which is Federal in the Constitution). But if one can’t get elected in a state then one can’t change the state. Governor Christie is making changes, moving us to more self sufficiency, but with a Democrat Assembly it is hard to get it done. I don’t want him for President, I want him here moving our state to a more rational basis.

    Finally, I am not religious and have some resentment as to some of the comments on this list. Those among you who think that morality comes from God and His laws are welcome to your opinion and faith – and I respect it. But please don’t say that those of us without the faith are incapable of morality. The Ten Commandments are fine rules, I subscribe to them. I don’t care if God gave them to Moses or if they evolved with mankind – they are still good rules. Whether the family structure was a “given” of God or evolved over many millennia is moot – it worked for a long time and the new Liberals are trying to destroy it in a century – and they have done their job well as we can see from the decadent social structure of the “mainstream” today.

    Best, Jon
     

  • http://suzeraining.wordpress.com/ suz

    i don’t know whether to laugh or throw up.

  • http://suzeraining.wordpress.com/ suz

    two words:  man boobies.

  • Deborah Hallsted

     And being LDS, religious, and or conservative, doesn’t mean being- pious and sanctimonious. Their behaviour was really bizarre. It was so off-key for the both of them, especially “ultra cool” celebrity BOH, I have never seen him act like this, not at the WH Easter Egg Hunt, or anywhere else. At the least it was creepy and puzzling, at the most..well, Glenn described the other end of that spectrum! I know many who feel this is degrading the “highest office in the land”. Others of us feel he is POTUS illegally, for many reasons, and in that case; he is essentially NOT the POTUS, but a Usurper and a criminal. Would you feel the same respect for his office, if you had the proof? I would offer that breaking his Oath of Office again and again, to the extent that he has committed treason and is, according to his own book, breaking and re-making America has not only earned him derision, it has merited him the rest of his life in prison. Glenn didn’t offer calumny, but highlighted the strange twisted”partnering” of these two prominent figures. I would guess at some point, if one had Glenn’s job,you either become so outraged at O’s heinous actions you are rendered speechless (not an option) or break up the tension with amusing banter. Obama strolling down the beach arm in arm with a “rival”?
    Brothers and sisters…”The thought makes reason stare”.

  • Deborah Hallsted

     Uh, Rickles? He was really foul at times, bitter, and his barbed witticisms often hurt rather than amused! Eddy Murphy? After deleting all the swears, there might be a few phrases left to patch together! Probably should have picked someone like Jim Gaffigan for this venue.

  • Deborah Hallsted

     Now we’re all Greek Orthodox?

  • Deborah Hallsted

     Have to do it. Sometimes, (it doesn’t help), but man. Seeing that sentence just rips your heart out. I am a Christ-follower, I have two terminal daughters, and holding on to my dear Saviours love is the only way I put one foot in front of the other. And I am a mormon. You are very wrong.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joyce.hubble Joyce Hubble

    Not sure what your intention was in writing this.  I didn’t find it funny at all.  Not to mention the bad editing!!  you can do better.

  • Anonymous

    “Lighten up” is a buzz word of the LEFT.  Take a look at American Thinker’s cartoon today.  That really tells the story.  

  • Deborah Hallsted

     Notice conservatives don’t bring up color. {{sigh}} My 3 grandchildren are black, my Godson is hispanic and lives with me. Am I a bigot, or can I still give butterfly kisses to them? Psst…will the color rub off, do you think? Can I have an opinion about Obama now ? Am I allowed? Guess what-nobody else cares Helen! It’s his awful policies! My nephew who served in Afghanistan, and is still active duty, (and Puerto Rican-yes, all kinds of shades of skin at my house) had his tuition CUT because of Dear Leaders sequester, that he suggested, signed, and is now blaming others for. We don’t care if he is purple with pink spots! He is a Lenin/Stalin loving Progressive Chauvinist and facist, who is intent on making this country into the next soviet-style hellhole! That is why we don’t want to work with him. Newsweeks’ “First Gay President” has an agenda (oops, I have gay people I love too! *gasp*) and I don’t think it benefits society as a whole to approve gay marriage. Neither do they. He wants to murder “born fetuses”. he defends Trayvon Martin, but not a word about Gosnell. What does any of this have to do with his Marxist parents color??? Are …you…a …racist????

  • Deborah Hallsted

    Prolls?

  • Anonymous

    oh lighten up mamadog,
    we have to have some humor in this crazy time we are all living in.
    some people are too serious. try laughing every once in awile.
    it will make you feel better.
    Gezz

  • Guest

    Beck is really taking risks pointing his finger at others about any “bromance.”

    Glenn Beck has reportedly had his own bromance after high school.

  • mike hunt

    As low as the left has gone this doesn’t compare. Maybe we need to start fighting fire with fire. Mr.Nice guy isn’t working. Nice guys finish last.

  • Stephan Bruno

    So when a republican and a democrat try to work together to promote people coming back to a storm ravaged area to bring business back to the people that need it you call them gay. 

    Honestly Glenn someone needs to put a foot up your Mormon asshole. 

  • kerijay

    A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones. How many liberals do you see with a happy face?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005201315077 Joe King

    So now we know why Barry supports gay marriage…

  • txgal

    OK, Glenn!  This is very funny but your radio show content makes it REALLY hard to get my friends to even want to watch TheBlazeTV and take you seriously.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chuck-Manson/1528242547 Chuck Manson

    Glenn’s gay-themed rant was disgusting and childish. Not funny at all. Beck is losing it. We turned his show off for the rest of the morning and will be giving it a break for the rest of the week at least. Enough of this kind of crap from Beck.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chuck-Manson/1528242547 Chuck Manson

    “Always good to people”  That’s not true. Glenn has a mean streak and mocks everyone who he sees as different from himself. He’s also not shy about making false accusations about people and then hiding when it’s time to apologize.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rodger.adams.399 Rodger Adams

    I wouldn’t vote for Christie as dog catcher now…!

  • Anonymous

    The Laurel and Hardy of politics..

  • john mcgary

    What if you looked at this as Christie snubbing the Prez. First he betters him at the game he couldn’t win and then rubs it in his face by giving him the “prize”. By the by if you wanted to advertise the boardwalk as being open for business for both D’s and R’s how else would you do it. I think using the President to promote capitalism is very shrewd indeed.

  • Guest

    One of his Mormon brothers tried to no avail.

    Beck really has gall to point his fingers on this topic. Beck allegedly had a bromance of his own.

  • Guest

    There’s a reason for that. Beck is a liar!

    And a hypocrite. (Beck had a bromance after high school.)

    And a deceitful propagandist.

    And a hate-monger.

    And a megalomaniac.

    And a politivangelist.

    And a conspiracy theorist.

    And a self-proclaimed rodeo clown.

    Is that not good enough reasons for your friends to not take Beck seriously?

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  • Anonymous

    The boardwalk got a broken back when Christie walked on it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Nye/566977854 John Nye

    Did you notice… Neither is wearing a beach tag. That results in a fine for anyone else strolling the Jersey Shore.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mark.catena Mark Catena

    Look, it’s Laurel and Hardy take a walk on the beach. Christie has his nose so buried up Obama’s ass. He makes me sick

  • Anonymous

    Glenn, if we want shock jock material we’ll turn on Howard Stern.  This piece was more like something he would do. You’re better than this. Please don’t sacrifice your sense of integrity.  It’s one thing to disagree vehemently with someone’s views and actions, but another if you soil your own character in the name of disagreement. Remember the reason why God gave you the voice and the audience…please don’t misuse it!

  • Anonymous

    Don’t forget racist you write about democrats and republicans and yet remember others here know you as the guy that can’t deal with Black and White issues
    see what happens when you show your ass racist  it’s your simple mind that needs a good ass kickin’ see ya brutha

  • Anonymous

    You give Glenn a break……I choose not to. This kind of talk joking around is unbecoming to Glenn’s religion. And btw, I think Glenn already knows this!
    And as for Glenn being able to ‘take’ all the accusations from the liberals, I think it would be wise for him to guard his tongue and not set himself up for all that will come his way from them. He should set the example… especially since he’s a national figure.

    Finally, for all others on here who disagree with the posts calling Glenn  to task, let me just say that conservatives are supposed to be above this kind of talk. It’s one thing to criticize someone but we should not get down on the liberal’s level, lowering ourselves with jokes about homosexuality.
    Glenn could have picked another subject I think to joke about rather than homosexuality…..IT IS NO JOKE!

    What’s wrong with you people? Can’t you find anything else funny in your lives and have a good laugh about?

  • Anonymous

    John Stewart, Steven Colbert or Howard Stern can deliver satire and it’s funny.  The material is funny, but Beck’s delivery falls flat.

  • Anonymous

    Hey edwardohare you know she is really in the right and God has 5 names at least look it up for yourself when I found this out at 35 I was stunned that No pastor ever preach on this at least in the churches I used to attend .
    These are the names  God, God Almighty, I AM ,(in Hebrew YHWH probably pronounced Yah’weh , and El Shaddai which means God Almighty and this is what the lord is known as.
    Be Blessed

  • Anonymous

    I apologize if I offended your point is well taken.
    God Bless You and yours

  • http://www.facebook.com/ron.barnard.5 Ron Barnard

    To be gay is your RIGHT what’s not your RIGHT is to cheat on your WIFE . If you condone this because he’s the  President you need to get a life. He represents AMERICA and most of us should be disgusted.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001518091102 Debbie Benefield

    I know but, not very tasteful Glenn, I get enough flack that I like or consider your perspective. I think we do have a moral responsibility to keep things in the respectful realm, this for me went a bit too far over the top. I am still a fan just not so sure about this clip. 

  • Guest

    “You’re better than this.”

    No, this is precisely who Beck is. When you love him, it’s just harder to see.

  • Anonymous

    He sure knows how to present truth though and thats what people who watch his show are looking for.  Want comedy?  watch the late night shows bro.

  • Anonymous

    This is as funny as the old “radio jingle for Jewfish”, that you ran on your old radio show. I wish you’d play that again for us.

  • Anonymous

    So, absurdly calling Obama a “Marxist,” OK?

    He’s not!

    Glenn Beck conveying his inner gay fantasies? Not OK. 

    Got it.

  • Guest

    Yes, because anti-Semitism is sooooo funny!

  • Craig Rippy

    I believe the bear was way too much.  This relationship between Christie and Obama should help the Republicans to understand that Christie is not Mr. Conservative.  He has crawled into bed with the devil.  Yet, it is beneath Glenn and company at The Blaze to parody so much into this.  This isn’t reporting, or making a case for our freedom.  Please keep dignity even while reporting so much indignity.

  • Anonymous

    Very well put! You are a gentleman and a scholar. Sense  suspicious

     It was kind of sad to watch Glenn and his two side kicks make fun of President Obama and Governor Christie. They spent about 15 minutes giggling and implying that the Governor
    and the President are having a homosexual relationship.  Isn’t that funny? Glenn also showed what a loving
    person he is by referring to Christie as “the fattest Governor”.  Glenn always refers to himself as a loving Christian, I guess this is an example of how a loving Christian behaves.

  • Anonymous

    I’m usually in agreement with what I read on The Blaze but must disagree this time. What is Gov. Christie supposed to do? He is a sitting governor and the President of the U. S. decides to visit.  Is Gov. Christie supposed to not show up?  I would think much worse of him if he acted like all the nut jobs in D.C. & remained hyper partisan.  Gov. Christie did the right thing. He acted like a grown up & was a good host.

  • Anonymous

    No, no. You must not have heard it. The ad was making fun of political correctness because some group of liberals had tried to get the name of an ocean fish changed from Jewfish to something else. Like there aren’t more important things to worry about. So Glenn Beck make a radio jingle that sounded just like the one for Goldfish. The whole thing made fun of liberals, not Jews. It was one of the funniest moments from his old program. As long as Jews don’t care about the name of this fish, I think liberals should concentrate on bigger problems. Just saying.

  • Anonymous

     Romney was instrumental in helping Christie with his ground game in winning the governorship. You could say that if Romney didn’t help him with his organization and ground game and Christie lost then he probably didn’t deserve to win anyway. But that would not be a true picture. Those late deciders in the presidential race were the difference of winning and losing the election. If hugging and sucking up to Obama on the beach is not B.S. to you then our thoughts of what B.S. is are quite different.

  • Anonymous

    Glenn beck does not present the truth.

  • Anonymous

    When did he cheat on his wife. I havn’t seen that story.

  • Anonymous

    Beck has been doing things like this for years.

  • Cameron Vance

    Personal opinion: it was funny AND annoyingly disgusting at the same time.

  • Anonymous

    Two guys get together to actually fix something for the benefit of our country and the only thing Glenn can do is to use his media outlet to issue jealousy.

  • Anonymous

    These comments show that the followers have more class then
    the leaders. Glenn constantly talks about standing in faith and his
    relationship with God. Can you imagine Jesus sitting in with the boys and making
    up a story and giggling about the sounds being made by the President of the
    United States in a homosexual encounter?

  • Anonymous

    Who do you think does?

  • Anonymous

    Glenn, this is sick!  Cut it out!

  • Anonymous

    Word from the gay crowd in Chicago is that BO, who was a weekly visitor to the gay scene, prefers older white men. Biden must be devastated. 

  • Anonymous

    After reading edgineer comments, I guess I was wrong when I
    said the followers have more class then the leaders. A more appropriate
    analysis would be the old saying “Birds of a feather flock together”

  • Guest
  • Guest

    Jealousy or longing?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dennis-Cameron/100000250802213 Dennis Cameron

    Glenn, these remarks have gone to far.  For years, I have listen to your radio show and watched your TV show and respected what you have reported or offered op-eds.   This type of satire is over the line and is now lowering your standards to those who use false accusations to destroy a person’s character.   I ask that you apologize to your subscribers and to these two individuals.

  • Anonymous

    That’s morning zoo politivangelism with the three stooges.

    “Glenn always refers to himself as a loving Christian….”

    Ya, I used to think that Beck is not a racist; then I realized that Beck is a liar!

  • Guest

    Next time you call into Mr. Beck’s show, ask him about his time with Robert after high school. See if you can hear him spit his drink out as he realizes what a hypocrite he is being with this childish bit.

  • Anonymous

    I understand obummer’s reputation for frequenting Chicago’s gay bathhouses is well documented. But I never pegged him as a chubby-chaser. Who knew?

  • http://twitter.com/FLSqueezed Florida Squeezed

    LOL Ok, Glenn Beck… I am about as much of a gay, liberal Democrat as you can locate in this country, and I’m actually not offended by this.  It’s truly funny.  You’re actually not a bad comedian.  I can’t believe I just shared a Glenn Beck link on my facebook page.  Never thought I’d see the day.  Bravo for making me laugh.

  • http://twitter.com/FLSqueezed Florida Squeezed

    Nobody is taking it that serious… It’s obviously just written to be humorous.  I say move over Stephen Colbert.

  • http://twitter.com/FLSqueezed Florida Squeezed

    Actually, I’m part of that “crowd” and nobody says any such thing.  But this is a funny article, I have to admit.

  • Anonymous

    You Sir have got to be one of the best blogs on here after yesterday and the way people freaked out, I’m as straight as they come a regular 51 yr old father of 4 and you would certainly be on a list of someone who would be a great friend .
    Thank you for being open minded enough to see that all that matters is we can all laugh at each other IF we all just remember we are just people .
    You take care brother .

  • Anonymous

    Glenn also calls himself a fat pig often .

  • Anonymous

    Christie gains nothing politically by being friendly with the president, and he was very critical prior to the storm.
    It does not fit his personality nor his track record to suck up the president. He’s one of the more genuine people in office, he doesn’t play petty politics, I think its very very unlikely that he said anything but the truth of Obama’s helping him with sandy stuff.
    No matter how bad you think Obama is even a broken clock is right twice a day, its well within reason that he did something well.

  • Anonymous

     You are a member of Man’s Country?

  • Anonymous

    That was just funny…

  • Anonymous

    Amen. I’m tired of “Christians” supporting a “Christian” president that supports gay marriage, abortion, praises muslims, etc.  You know a person by their fruits. These fruits are of satan, not the true Living God.

  • Anonymous

     Christie would have been wise to just thank President Obama in a gentlemanly fashion rather than this slobbering love affair with Obama. Christie’s handling of the whole thing may have endeared him to progressive N.J. voters but it will be a lot to overcome in the presidential primaries if he decides to run for president. I would not vote for him in the primary because of it. President Obama redistributes taxpayers money and as much as he can borrow. That is who he is. That is what he does. There was no need for the exhibitions Christie put on. He would have gotton the money anyway.

  • Guest

    “now lowering your standards to those who use false accusations to destroy a person’s character.”

    NOW?  Where have you been for four years. “Smear” is Mr. Beck’s middle name. This is just another attempt by Mr. Beck to jump the shark.

    In this case, Glenn Beck is opening the door to his own past with Robert.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chuck-Manson/1528242547 Chuck Manson

    This guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8-cduo2Wgk

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chuck-Manson/1528242547 Chuck Manson

    Are you saying that Glenn Beck had homosexual encounters with someone named Robert in his past?

  • Anonymous

    This is really over-the-top creepy for a low life like you, Glenn. You seem to have forgotten all the whispers regarding your sexuality!

  • Terri K

    Hi Stu , Glenn and Pat..
    I thought Glenn’s voice sounded alot like Barry White..  Maybe next time you do a Bromance bit you can have Barry White music underneath Glenn’s voice.  Maybe never gonna give you up or Cant get enough..  I bet  Barry White Obama will be endorsing Christie in 2016..  Loved loved loved Glenn’s voice  and the writing was superb…..I have played it over and over I can’t get enough of that bit..!!!!!!!!!!

  • americanathlete

    That photo reminds of the song — “People let me tell you about my best friend…”

  • Guest

    Next time you call into his program, ask Mr. Beck about his bromance with Robert Shelton right after high school. 

  • Guest

    Right after high school. It’s not worth bringing up…until this rodeo clown points his finger at heterosexuals and smears them as gay. 

  • Guest

    “The whole thing made fun of liberals, not Jews.”

    The Jews didn’t think so. 

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/05/20/977794/-Glenn-Beck-jokes-about-stinky-Jewfish

  • Guest

    Yes, Alex Jones, Obama is changing the tint of the ocean. That’s it.

    Ever hear of photoshop? That photo clearly has been modified by Beck’s sleazy team of smear artists.

  • http://www.facebook.com/donald.burdin.3 Donald Burdin

    They make me sick.  I’m surprised they don’t kiss each other on each cheek like all good muslems do. BARFFFFF.

  • http://www.facebook.com/donald.burdin.3 Donald Burdin

    They make me ill.  I’m surprised they don’t kiss each other on each cheek like all good muslems do. BARFFFF.  And Christie claimes he’s a republican?????

  • Anonymous

    Did you ask them?  Why don’t you start a movement to re-name whitefish too if you’re so worried about racism in animal naming. Get a sense of humor or maybe a life.

  • Guest

    You’re an excellent example of why Beck’s followers are considered morons.

    Even Beck does not think Obama is Muslim.

  • crazy betty

    ha ha! laurel and hardy

  • crazy betty

    everybody knows that obama is a homo

  • jen

     As everyone knows, Christie was selected by romney and republican party to be Romney’s chief pr person.  Going on the campaign trail and interviews excessively to promote Romney.

    So republican party and romney chose someone who is quite close to obama – starting publicly towards the end of elections last year which was partly to blame for romney’s loss. And Christie managed to get many conservatives to get behind romney.  Regardless, conservatives were behind romney since early in the election.

    Funny how conservatives won’t rag on themselves as they liked christie and romney who selected christie.  can’t imagine romney and cons were so stupid – but that they infact have so much in common with obama loving christie.

  • jen

     quit playing victim.  bec the politicians and media pundits you chose are showing their true evil colors and you don’t want obama to get his 8 yrs as dems gave bush (a cons repub) his 8 years. 

    give it a break.  if you think you are losing, then it is the fault of conservatives/repubs to want and allow this to happen.

  • jen

     cons don’t play nice at all.  cons pastors are publicly for amnesty.  cons submit to republican party like bush and mccain and romney to do all their work and trust these people no matter what.  so cons are guilty of their own choices and are being a poor sport. 
    repub party sent out memos saying romney and cons should not attack obama -and cons obliged to their leadership.  so cons have noone to blame but themselves.

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  • Anonymous

    Glenn’s  little skit
    were he claimed President Obama and Gov Christie were having a homosexual
    relationship showed what a hypocrite Glenn is, one minute he is preaching about
    loving his fellow man and standing in faith and the next minute he is laughing
    at and belittling people. What is really interesting is the range of opinions
    by those people that follow Beck. This is interesting because people like Glenn
    and Rush survive on the idea that there is only two schools of thought, yet
    when you dissect the thinking of Beck followers you see there is a wide range
    of opinions. Following are some examples:

    They make me ill. I’m surprised they don’t kiss each other
    on each cheek like all good muslems do. BARFFFF. And Christie claimes he’s a
    republican?????

    That photo reminds of the song — “People let me tell
    you about my best friend…

    Hi Stu , Glenn and Pat..

    I thought Glenn’s voice sounded alot like Barry White..
    Maybe next time you do a Bromance bit you can have Barry White music underneath
    Glenn’s voice. Maybe never gonna give you up or Cant get enough.. I bet Barry
    White Obama will be endorsing Christie in 2016.. Loved loved loved Glenn’s
    voice and the writing was superb…..I have played it over and over I can’t get
    enough of that bit..!!!!!!!!!!

    I understand obummer’s reputation for frequenting Chicago’s
    gay bathhouses is well documented. But I never pegged him as a chubby-chaser.
    Who knew?

    Glenn, these remarks have gone to far. For years, I have
    listen to your radio show and watched your TV show and respected what you have
    reported or offered op-eds. This type of satire is over the line and is now
    lowering your standards to those who use false accusations to destroy a
    person’s character. I ask that you apologize to your subscribers and to these
    two individuals.

     

  • Terri K

    Christie was supposed to be a Republican candidate for President 2016.  Now he says he will become independent.   Obama used the Hurricane in NJ for a photo op to make it look like he was helping out and then Christie hugged him.  When Obama leaves office he can endorse Christie in  2016.  Christie really snowed the Republican Party and Glenn is just having some fun to help himself and the Republicans move on from losing Christie as their next big star.  When listening to Beck a sense of humor is required or you might as well move on.  No one is forcing you to listen. 

  • Anonymous

    “if you’re saying to me, how do I feel as a Republican? I’m
    a damn good Republican – and a conservative Republican who believes in things
    that I believe in – but that does not mean that I would ever put party before
    my state, or party before my country.” Chris Christie

    That is Christie’s statement on the matter, Where did you
    see information indicating that Christie was an independent? As far as Glenn is
    concerned, I find it fascinating that people seem to follow him where ever he
    goes. It seems very similar to a cult. You have a charismatic leader and his
    followers are enamored with him. Your comments are typical ie: you and the rest
    of the followers have a special understanding that outsiders like myself can’t
    understand, so I should just butt out.

    THe only problem with that logic is that Glenn and his
    followers are very much involved with the affairs of this country and are
    extremely vocal in their attacks on President Obama. From day one Glenn was
    comparing him to Hitler, Stalin, Marx, etc. Now he says the President is no
    better than the suicidal mass murder that killed children and teachers. As an
    American that offends me and it also worries me that such a reckless individual
    has such a large and devoted following.  Don’t
    get me wrong, he has every right to be as crazy as he wants to be (remember he
    used to bill himself as a sick twisted freak) and you have every right to
    follow him, buy is books, CDs, attend his events, etc. and I have every right
    to point out the hypocrisy.  

  • Terri K

    Hi 
    It was a story in the news recently.  Christie said He was going Independent.  I’ll try to find it.  But as for following Glenn.  I enjoy the comedy within his show.  I am a comedy writer and was in radio about 20 yrs ago. I wrote comedy for a morning show and wrote commercials.
    Currently I work in market research doing B2B surveys.  During the first Obama administration the businesses I surveyed were not going to move or expand till they knew who was President for 2013.  The did not like Obama at all.  NONE.

    I don’t agree with everything Glenn says and I don’t own any of his books.  I also commented elsewhere in reference to his Man on the show he’s doing July 4th.  Only the rich can afford to go see him.  I don’t need to see him.  I like Stu and Pat ..They are very funny.  President Obama does seem like he is trying to get the poor under his control with more welfare benefits.   Glenn tends to let the President get to him to the point he may end up in the fetal position like Jim Bakker of PTL fame..  Thank God Stu and Pat will be there to take over.. 

  • Anonymous

    Thanks for your nice comments; once again we see were a
    liberal and a conservative can communicate. I actually communicate often with a
    member of the Tea Party and even though I think he is totally misguided, I also
    know that he is a very honorable and decent person.

    I agree with you that a vast number of business people are
    opposed to President Obama.  I’m a small
    business man and I never bring up politics when I’m involved in a business deal.
    It always surprises me when someone that I am doing business with mentions that
    they support the President. It just seems that those opposed are a lot more
    vocal then those who support. I have been working on a transaction with someone
    for over three years and that person is always making some anti-Obama comment,
    last week he stopped by my house to pick up some documents, I saw him do a
    double take when he saw my “I support President Obama” sign in my front window.
    It will be interesting to see what happens now.

    It is just a shame that we are so divided as a country, we really
    don’t discuss issue we just argue and call names, and of course this has become
    big business.  So as long as the demigod
    and those that profit from this hostile atmosphere are calling the shots, It
    doesn’t seem like our ability to communicate with each other is going to
    improve any time soon.  

  • Guest
  • Guest

    “Glenn’s  little skit were [sic] he claimed President Obama and Gov Christie were having a homosexual relationship showed what a hypocrite Glenn is…”

    It was reportedly more hypocritical than what you are stating. Glenn Beck has his own past to be concerned about.

  • Anonymous

    You have me confused with someone else.  I have only said that Glenn is a phony, yesterday he spent most of the show trashing the President, today he is claiming he loves everyone. I guess the little old ladies just think he is so cute, look at all the pictures of Glenn in his different costumes. My favorite is the little pouty face.  

  • Guest

    If you ever call in to his show or see him, ask Glenn about his bromance with Robert Shelton right after high school.

  • Anonymous

     You do have the right…as I do to express my disgust. And why don’t YOU stop being a right wing B****

  • Anonymous

    The whole bromance exchange brings to mind that old song from Tommy James and the Shondells ~

    (Seriously, read the lyrics, it’s amazing how they mirror the situation!)
    Children
    behave

    , that’s what
    they
    say when we’re together

    ,

    and watch
    how you play

    .

    They
    don’t understand.
    And, so we’re running just
    as fast as we can. Holdin’
    onto one another’s hand.
    Tryin’ to get away into the night
    And then you put your arms
    around me and we tumble to
    the ground and then you sayI think we’re alone now There
    doesn’t seem to be anyone around
    I think we’re alone now
    The beating of our hearts is
    the only sound.
    Look at the way We gotta hide
     what we’re doin’
    ‘Cause what would they say
    If they ever knewAnd so we’re running just
    as fast as we can Holdin’
    onto one another’s hand.

  • eric

    obama likes sucking on those big fat thick hot popsickles

  • eric

    obama sucks off gay men lol