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Adios dollar, hola Amero

Dr. Michael Lynch, the Glenn Beck Program's resident conspiracy theorist, predicts that 'the greenback will be gone' by November 1st of 2008. He strongly believes in Glenn's theory that Mexico, Canada and the United States are moving toward a North American Union, similar to the European Union, which would use the 'Amero' as its currency instead of the dollar. This is such a bold prediction that Glenn wants there to be a consequence if he is wrong---and it's a devastating one. Read the transcript. (Insiders listen here).

Popcorn Lung

Glenn is not shocked that with all of the evil dictators and terrorists around the world that want to kill us Ted Kennedy's big concern is popcorn lung. Popcorn lung probably isn't that funny to a person who has it, but United States Senators should have more important things on their agendas. Stuff like our economy possibly crumbling, things falling apart in the middle east, terror attacks here at home...just to name a few. But, leave it to Ted Kennedy to be championing the cause de celebre amongst the popcorn factory workers of the world. Read the transcript. (Insiders listen here).

DNC=Soros

Remember those fun illegal immigration rallies back in 2006? The rallies that re-ignited the debate on 'undocumented workers' began less from a sudden 'hey, I should be documented!' uprising and more from powerful rich 'big business' activist George Soros. Our government, especially the left, is doing less of 'the people's' work and more of the 'special interest's work'. Democrats have married themselves to the MoveOn dot org's of the world. Forget what average Americans think---it's what rich activists think that matters in today's politics. Hey, thanks for that McCain/Feingold bill John, no seriously! Read the transcript. (Insiders listen here).

48 Hours with Mahmoud

It's been filled with memories, but finally our time with Iranian wacko President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has come to an end. Thankfully, Glenn has put together a moving, inspirational piece that recounts our time with President Tom. From every holocaust denying moment, to all those homophobic viewpoints, this video retrospective has the very best of President Tom's visit so you can look back fondly on the time evil graced us with his presence. Enjoy!

TV Tonight

There's been a recent upsurge in stories about pedophiles: the prosecutor in Florida, the tape found in Nevada... Glenn wants to know why we aren't doing more to identify who these men are -- and stiffening penalties to make sure they never harm anymore children. Watch tonight at 7 and 9 ET.

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