The Argument Against Idiots: The Final Debate

October 16, 2008 - 3:00 ET

How to win the argument de jour with logic and facts

The issue:

The Final Debate

What the liberal whiners say:

'Well, it's all over but the whining and crying from YOU, Fake News, Rush Limbo and all the rest after Barack put this to bed last night, huh?'

'That's cute, change the subject, just like McCain tried to do last night! That's all you lunatics can do. The fact is, Barack is going to give 95% of American workers a tax BREAK!' But because you don't have a plan like Barack does, to rescue the middle class, save Main Street NOT Wall Street, stabilize our economy, provide relief to FAMILIES and help struggling homeowners...and bring back 48 million jobs for the hard-working middle class on Main Street.'

'How PATHETIC of you!?!?!? But I understand that you've got nothing to say today, because you know that Barack has shown steady leadership during this crisis and has offered CONCRETE solutions. Like tax relief for 95% of Americans! That's a REAL solution for middle class Americans on MAIN STREET..and the creation of 48 million new jobs!'

'But again...I get IT!!!!! I do! John McCain has been staggering around from position to position while Barack has been a ROCK during this crisis. He'll get the job done. America saw last night, once again, that we need a change in Washington. Not the same old, tired policies of the last 8 years. AND tax relief for 95% of America's working families!'

'And, as much as you, your CRONIES, John McCain and his FOUR-eyed Barbie doll try to smear Barack Obama...he's going to restore America's credibility and image in the world, while brining home our troops, and keeping us safe.'

Your winning, logical, reasoned arguments

1. I don't know that ANYBODY really "put it to bed last night", unless maybe it was Democrat Congressman Tim Mahoney, with another one of his "campaign workers"?

2. 48 million jobs? How many of those will be in the call-girl industry, to satisfy the demand created by Tim Mahoney?

3. How do you give a tax cut to 95% of Americans, when 40% of Americans DON'T PAY TAXES? And how can you add $1.3 TRILLION in spending programs, NOT including what his health care plan will cost...during an economic crisis, while giving tax CUTS to 95% of Americans, and raising taxes on the remaining successful people who EMPLOY the middle class?

4. I like the "restore credibility and image", line. Will he do that by hanging out with America-hating radicals and domestic terrorists, as he's been doing for most of his life? And will he keep America safe by cutting off the military's research and development programs and slashing their budgets by 10's of billions of dollars? Obama's policies are older than Bush's or McCain's...they go all the way back to Jimmy Carter, 30 years ago!