Glenn Beck: White House war on Fox

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GLENN: From high above Times Square, this is the third most listened to show in all of America. Hello, you sick twisted freak. Welcome to the program. I’m going to show you hopefully by the end of the show today and you’ll understand that statement here in a few minutes. I’m going to show you how in the bag this media is for this administration and how it is collusion. I swear to God I can’t think of any other, any other way to describe. Pat, I don’t believe anything any more until I see it and hear it myself. But now I’ve had three confirmations. Stu is going into the other room again to get another confirmation on this story. So I never believe it until I absolutely are you that way now?

STU: Yeah. Well

PAT: Especially when it’s so outrageous

GLENN: So outrageous.

PAT: Just unbelievable stuff.

GLENN: If we have found and God bless you. You watchdogs, this audience is absolutely amazing. And I’m telling you there are people that are coming out of the woodwork in very high positions, in very high positions who realize I may be on the wrong side, that are starting to come out of the woodwork now and they are just putting their toe in the water. If, Pat, what is being driven to me right now, if it is true, would you say that my theory on the Washington Post story today is accurate? Let me reset. Washington Post did a story today on Anita Dunn, who is Anita Dunn? Anita Dunn was the woman who reinstalled the hotline on set for. Anita Dunn is the woman who came out this weekend on CNN and said that Fox is just an arm of the Republican Party, you know, that we’re a bunch of hacks. Robert Gibbs then came up the next day and said they say stories that are wrong on us all the time, blah, blah blah, blah blah. We have never we’ve reached out to them over and over again. We have never gotten them to tell us where we’re wrong. I want to be wrong. I really want to be wrong. Anita Dunn is the woman now in the White House whose job is to monitor and battle Fox and me, okay? There’s a big story in the Washington Post today about Anita Dunn.

PAT: She’s wonderful.

GLENN: She’s fantastic.

PAT: She’s terrific. She’s bright, she’s brilliant.

GLENN: She’s brighter than brilliant.

PAT: Oh, yeah. She’s brilliant, she’s brightness.

GLENN: She’s the brightness of the sun, she’s that brilliant.

PAT: That brilliant, yeah.

GLENN: You have to wear when you think of her intellect.

PAT: Yeah.

GLENN: You need to wear sunglasses, she’s that brilliant.

PAT: And just thinking of it. Not even looking at it.

GLENN: Right. Don’t look directly at what you’re thinking.

PAT: It will burn your retina.

GLENN: Yeah. It will leave scars.

PAT: It will hurt.

GLENN: It’s that she’s that smart and talented and gifted.

PAT: Gosh, wow.

GLENN: She also, she’s just like the regular ordinary person. She looks like a normal person, she’s unassuming, and that’s just who she is.

PAT: She could be anywhere and do anything.

GLENN: Do anything.

PAT: But she’s serving her country right now.

GLENN: She is I wouldn’t be surprised. Now, the Washington Post didn’t come out and say this directly, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she flies in an invisible plane. I’m just saying she may be Wonder Woman.

PAT: I think it’s possible.

GLENN: It is possible. After reading the Washington

PAT: Based on the story today in the post, it’s possible.

GLENN: They also and this is where my antenna go up. Uh oh, somebody senses a problem. They also said she’s so bright, she’s so brilliant, she’s so gifted, she’s so in tune with everything, she’s the perfect person for this job, but… she may be exiting the White House by the end of the year.

PAT: That’s only because of her bright brillianceness.

GLENN: Yeah.

PAT: You know, because

GLENN: And they want to get out there right away that it’s not because of any impending scandal.

PAT: No.

GLENN: It’s not because, oh, crap, we put her out there and now Beck is on her every night.

PAT: There’s another one.

GLENN: It’s not because of that. It’s not. It’s because she’s going to make the choice because she’s so bright, she’s so brilliant to leave the White House of her own accord very, very soon.

PAT: She might have to just go cure cancer.

GLENN: She might. She might do it. Okay. So you got that?

PAT: Okay.

GLENN: She’s going to leave on her own accord very soon because she’s so bright. That in a nutshell is the Anita Dunn story in the Washington Post today. Let me just say this: If the things that we believe if what we have now confirmed but haven’t seen with our own eyes, haven’t heard, if these things are indeed true and they are being driven from across multiple states, right, if they are supposed to arrive within the hour and if they are indeed true

PAT: People in Texas don’t understand that comment because you can’t drive across multiple states in states like Texas. The states here are jammed in close together. So people from big states

STU: People have seen the map, Pat.

PAT: No, they don’t understand. They are like, multiple states and it’s going to be there within the hour? What kind of crappy states do you live in?

GLENN: Small ones.

PAT: All right.

GLENN: Let’s just say if they’re true, I don’t want to make any predictions what would happen because I already know what’s going to happen. She from her own accord is going to leave by the end of the year.

PAT: Just from her bright brilliance.

GLENN: From her bright brilliance she’s going to be leaving. The Washington Post reported it today. But it will be a wild coincidence that when she leaves on her own accord that America’s mind is blown yet again.

PAT: She didn’t call Republicans poo poo heads or something, did she?

STU: Oh, no, no. That would end her career.

GLENN: I know. It’s nothing crazy like that.

PAT: Okay, okay.

GLENN: No.

PAT: Whew.

GLENN: And she hasn’t been doing anything like signing up with 9/11 Truthers. It’s nothing like that. Don’t worry.

PAT: I was scared just a minute.

GLENN: Don’t worry. Hope to have that audio for you at the end of the program. If not, I think we’ll be leading with it tonight. But what will be good is Anita Dunn is the only one with the phone number that rings right on my set. So if we get anything wrong, she can call us. Now, she’s had that ability all week. She hasn’t used that phone at all. No one from the White House has said these are such egregious lies; we’ve got to call them right now. They haven’t done that. Not a peep.

PAT: I’m sure they just don’t want to be that forward, you know, to pick up the phone and call you just out of the blue like that. They probably don’t want to be so forward.

GLENN: I’ve invited them.

PAT: I know, but still. She’s playing it sort of demurely right now and maybe she’s saving it all up until Friday and she will call with all the inaccuracies.

STU: Long distance rates are important. Great that’s true.

STU: Maybe she just wants to call at once.

GLENN: Can she call, reverse the charges?

GLENN: Reverse the charges.

STU: I’ll take a collect call?

GLENN: We’ll take a collect call from her, yeah.

STU: Wow.

GLENN: Well, she is probably you are right. They are being so they have that Latin, you know, concert there at the White House the other day where they were all laughing and having a good time and spending your money. And I’m sure she’s being responsible because that’s the one thing the White House is doing is making sure that we don’t collapse the economy because of frivolous charges. So we’ll go ahead and pay for that phone call if she wishes.