Weinergate


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STU: I don’t know, Glenn, perhaps we can auction off something to do with Weinerfacts.com because the site is exploded across the Internet right now. Have you been to Weinerfacts.com today?

GLENN: Not today.

STU: I was driving in today I saw someone with a bumper sticker that said have you been to Weinerfacts.com today. It’s all over the place. And right now the lead story at Weinerfacts.com.

GLENN: Wait. Let me Google. In fact, if you’re at the office now, why would I suggest that if you’re at the office?

STU: That you Google Weinerfacts?

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: Well, I mean, some would say I guess if people continually Google Weinerfacts, eventually when people search for the name Anthony Weiner the Congressman Weinerfacts will actually be the top search result, and that might be a reason. I’m not saying that’s why you’re saying it.

GLENN: Would you do me a favor, because I didn’t even know that. Would you just make sure that.

PAT: You didn’t know that?

GLENN: No, I didn’t. Could you just Google Weinerfacts all day long.

STU: Anthony Weiner, Weinerfacts. Any combination of Weinerfacts, Anthony Weiner always positive.

PAT: Any combination?

STU: Just do it however you would like to do it. Just do it a lot of different ways.

GLENN: So far all I have are facts and Weiner check. I have YouTube weinerfacts and Glenn Beck. And fun facts about Weiner. PAT: All of Weinerfacts.com is filled with fun facts about Weiner.

GLENN: Like what?

STU: Like, for example, the lead post right now at Weinerfacts.com is even message board used as source by Weiner disagrees with Weiner. Goes into the fact that in the unbelievably devastating Weiner Report which he discusses Glenn Beck and Goldline, one of the main sources he uses in there is a message board that there’s apparently there was apparently complaints about Goldline on a message board. That was in a report released by the Congressman. That’s the level of sourcing he did. Unfortunately, he didn’t exactly read the site, because there was an investigation done by the founder of the site into the claims.

GLENN: Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me?

STU: Here is a quote from what he came up with, the actual investigation result. "Consumers can feel confident and secure when doing business with Goldline International."

GLENN: Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

PAT: Holy cow.

GLENN: Those are really good Weiner facts.

STU: One of the best Weiner facts I’ve seen on Weinerfacts.

GLENN: I’m still looking for Weinerfacts. I can’t find it. I Google it. It’s not coming up.

PAT: You searched for Weinerfacts and you’re not getting Weinerfacts.

GLENN: Seriously.

PAT: I’m getting news results and that kind stuff. Glenn Beck retaliates.

GLENN: I have Web. Weiner facts.

STU: I do see Weinerfacts.com/weiner coming up. Look for Weiner. It’s the sixth one down there. But the important thing is eventually you search for Anthony Weiner on Google, we want Weinerfacts to be the first thing. Now, currently right now the first thing is, of course, his congressional website followed by Wikipedia. But the fourth one down now is when Anthony Weiner attacks, which is a Fox News transcript of your deal with Weiner. And then there’s some other reports on Weiner. But Weinerfacts so far has not shown up on the first page.

GLENN: Can I tell you something, Weinerfacts is not

PAT: It won’t come up.

GLENN: It’s not coming up on Google.

PAT: Is the site down. Because I can’t get to the site either. I’ve typed in Weinerfacts.

STU: You typed in Weinerfacts and you’re having a problem getting to Weinerfacts.

PAT: Yes, I typed in the address line. Have we crashed the website?

GLENN: Is that Web or news? You have Weinerfacts.com.

PAT: Are you getting it, Stu?

STU: Yes I’m getting on weinerfacts.com. When there’s a lot of traffic to Weinerfacts.com, it does crash the servers occasionally. I’m getting a crash right now.

GLENN: I’ve been searching Weinerfacts and that’s not coming up on Google. Weinerfacts.com is.

STU: If you search Weinerfacts, you’ll get the redstate.com entry where it talks about Weinerfacts.com.

GLENN: How much will you give me if I can make Bill O’Reilly say on national television I like Weiner.

STU: Period. No facts after it? Is this a different discussion? What were you involved in here?

PAT: I mean where did that come from? We’re having a perfectly good discussion.

GLENN: Last night last night I cut because Bill and I are on stage, where, Norfolk, and so we cut the thing for tonight. And I came in with a hot dog and I just started, I just started on the Weinerfacts thing. And we did they’re probably going to have to edit it. I did ten minutes with him on Weinerfacts, and it is hysterical. It is hysterical. And at some point he said, look, I don’t mean to bash the guy. I like Weiner.

(Laughter) I just about lost it. I about lost it. (Laughter) It’s so great.

STU: This is airing tonight.

GLENN: It’s airing tonight. He said to me, afterwards, because we laughed so hard. It was such a funny one. We laughed so hard. I wish we could run it in its entirety. He just let it go at the tape. Which usually he sticks right to it. But he just let it go. So I don’t know what parts they’re going to be able to run. But it is hysterical.

STU: If you’re doing ten minutes on Weinerfacts on Bill O’Reilly’s show we may have to add capacity to the Weinerfacts servers because

GLENN: I think you will. I think you will. Weinerfacts.

PAT: It’s crashing already. And you’re going to mention it on O’Reilly tonight. I think we better add capacity.

GLENN: It’s so funny. I’m eating the hot dog, and he’s like are you eating him? Is that what this is representing? Are you eating him? And I know he was thinking, he didn’t want to say: Are you eating wiener.

STU: No you don’t want to say that.

GLENN: What a joke this guy is. Anthony Weiner, what a joke.

PAT: Such a pawn too for the administration.

GLENN: Bill has booked him for next week.

STU: To talk about Weinerfacts?

GLENN: Yes, to talk about Weinerfacts. I’m going to have him on. If there’s no truth to this and we’ve looked into it, there’s nothing here. He said if there’s no truth to this, and indeed this is about you and I said what else is it about, Bill? I said this is about Goldline doing commercials with me.

PAT: What was his response? Because Bill

GLENN: He said if that’s true and he knows it is he said if that is true this is a huge story, and then I’m involved. And I said thank you. Thank you, Bill.

PAT: That would be good.

GLENN: I told him

PAT: It takes a lot to convince O’Reilly.

GLENN: It does. You know, he is known as a right wing blah, blah, blah, no, he’s not. He’s not. Bill O’Reilly pisses me off about half the time. And that’s a sign of somebody who is, I think, fair, balanced. Now, I would like to see that come a little bit closer, because things are they’re not even close calls anymore. It’s like we have this big argument now: Well you just think everybody in the White House is a Marxist. Well, not everybody but an awful lot. Socialists.

PAT: Based on their own words.

GLENN: Based on their own words, associations, everything. Everything. But he’s going to be talking about Weinerfacts tonight.

PAT: I can’t wait to see that.