Note to self: when running for president and trying to make one self look more experienced in war situations, only describe running for cover while taking sniper fire---when it actually happens. Especially when there is a CBS television crew there filming the whole event that didn't actually have any sniper fire whatsoever. Obama is struggling and Hillary only need stay out of the limelight for a couple of days---what does she do? Completely fabricate a story from a visit to Bosnia in 1996. Watch the news report that probably made Obama cheer. Read the transcript. (Insiders listen here).
Typical White Guy
Since Glenn, Stu, Dan and most of the audience are just 'typical white people', and get scared whenever they see a black person because that reaction has been 'bred' in them (at least according to Barack Obama). Glenn has come up with a solution to the problem--Air Supply. They are about the whitest thing ever created, so Glenn just plays Air Supply whenever he needs to feel more 'white'. Read the transcript. (Insiders listen here).
Clean politician?
Between the old hooker seeking Governor of New York, the new cocaine using adulterer Governor of New York, the dirtbag cheating Mayor of Detroit and just about every other politician these days, Glenn begins the search for a clean politician. He also came up with a theme song to replace hail to the chief---one that is much more appropriate. Read the transcript. (Insiders listen here).
Swinger trial
Stu attempted to make his upcoming swinger trial go away, but Glenn held his feet to the fire and promised 'star witnesses' that will be testifying in the upcoming trial. Stay tuned the rest of the week to find out what really happened this past weekend with Stu, his wife, his friend, a Michael Buble concert...and a shared hotel room. The shocking details will be revealed....
Related Audio Clips
1. Hillary busted Clinton admits she 'misspoke' about '96 Bosnia trip
2. Typical white people Glenn talks with fellow typical white person Pat Gray about Obama's recent comments...
3. Clean politician? Is there a clean politician left in America? Glenn Beck investigates.
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