On Today’s Program

Congresswoman in need

Congresswoman Laura Richardson is in need—you see, she has several homes that are currently being foreclosed on. It’s really sad, because she is expected to live on the paltry salary of $169,000 per year. That doesn’t even include living expenses. Oh, the horror! Glenn, doing his best to help out in any way he possibly can, opens up the phones for donations in the hopes that Congresswoman Richardson can keep all four of her residences. Read the transcript. (Insiders listen here).

Media saves Obama…again

The media’s man, Barack Obama, is managing to avoid any flack over saying that his Uncle liberated the prisoners at Auschwitz. Only problem with that little story is that the Soviets were the ones who liberated the Auschwitz camps. Hillary’s sniper fire comment on the other hand, was major news for a couple of weeks. Glenn’s biggest problem with the whole situation is that the lesson Obama seemed to take away from his mysterious Uncle’s service—is that troops need more government money. Your uncle lived in the attack for six months after he came back…perhaps the lesson you should have taken away is that you don’t negotiate with someone who says they want to wipe Israel and the Jews off the map. Read the transcript. (Insiders listen here).

So, which one is worse: Barack’s "My uncle saved the Jews at Auschwitz" or Hillary’s "I was dodging sniper fire"? Check out the latest Stu Blog to find out.

Our sacred honor

Scott McClellan, former White House press secretary who was fired by George W. Bush, is (shockingly) writing a book about how evil George W. Bush is. Gee, never would have seen this one coming. The media now of course treat Scotty like he’s the most credible guy ever, although they didn’t think much of him when he was in the White House. One little problem for Scott is that he claims the President lied about the war—yet he went out there and said everything. So why didn’t McClellan just resign? Perhaps he was hanging around for the money. And maybe, just maybe, money could be a factor in this latest book venture. Read the transcript. (Insiders listen here).

Healthcare Jingle

Perhaps you heard Glenn’s catchy little jingle he created for universal health care, which describes what it would be like in hopes people wake up and NOT sign up for it…well, it’s now animated. Check it out here.

Beck ’08

It’s the answer to everyone who has asked "Glenn, why don’t you run for President?" Glenn’s summer comedy tour is coming to a theater near you. Don’t miss your chance to discover (if you don’t already know), why Glenn is completely unelectable. Get all the details here.