Yes, ranking right up there with Alec Baldwin's rant calling his 12 year old daughter a 'thoughtless little pig' or Charlie Sheen's message calling Denise Richards the 'n' word voicemails, is this fantastic phone message from 'Dmitri' who met a woman in San Francisco and was able to get her number. Dmitri, surprisingly, is single---despite the fact that he is 'working on a movie script' and has 'nothing wrong with him'. Psychotic, hilarious, and scary all at the same time---this voicemail proves once and for all that you never give a stranger on the street your number who would talk longer but 'had to get heck out of the area'. Read the transcript. (Insiders listen here).
America's soundtrack
Glenn just couldn't talk about Obama's socialist policies today---he just couldn't do it. He's trying to enjoy the already agonizingly high taxes before President Obama implements the highest tax raise in world history. Glenn claims the decline of America can be traced back to our musical tendencies.
'This is where -- this is where, when we were in our cars and we turned on the radio, we should have known Jesus is coming soon, within -- when did this come out?'--Glenn commenting on 'The Macarena'.
Stu and Glenn debate where the decline began---Stu's first example does not help strengthen his case. Read the transcript. (Insiders listen here).
Reid: 'Oil makes us sick'
Harry Reid, the clairvoyant nimrod Senator from Nevada who declared the Iraq war 'lost' before the surge even started, is saying amazingly stupid things again. This time, he proclaims that 'coal makes us sick. Oil makes us sick'. Apparently demonizing oil is part of Reid's plan to lower gas prices, as he promised Democrats would do when they were elected in 2006. That worked out well. Read the transcript. (Insiders listen here).
Glenn's ouchie
Glenn was showing off his disgusting bruise for the Insiders on the webcam today, and for some morbid reason the clip of this video is making an appearance in this newsletter. Why anyone would want to see an elephant with a boo-boo? It's kind of like looking at a really bad car accident or a beheading video---you don't really want to look, but do so anyway...so here it is (you sick, twisted, weirdo). (Insiders watch the video here).
Related Audio Clips
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3. Worst voicemail ever Is this the best pickup artist ever?
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