The product that will cure all problems in the world is finally here! It's the all new, all powerful Dashboard Obama! He'll pay your mortgage, put gas in your car, feed abandoned puppies and more---all from the dashboard of your car! It's the all new Dashboard Obama and he's arriving just in time to save you from the horrible economy, from capitalism, from your false God and even more! Get yours today! Disclaimer:Not owning a dashboard Obama can be dangerous to your health and often will result in severe pain, suffering and death. The Glenn Beck Program is not responsible for any injuries incurred while not having a dashboard Obama present. ( Transcript, Insider Audio)
What's in a climate bill?
Government out of my bedroom! Unless it's green related, that is. Apparently the same idiots who don't want the government meddling in their personal bedroom affairs want the government in their bedroom if it's concerning the hot tub or the lighting. The 648 page climate bill has a lot of eyebrow raising material in it just like that--- but the dolts we elected most likely will not read it, so don't anticipate hearing about any of this in the news. ( Transcript, Insider Audio)
>>The 912 project: Go there and you'll find the wish list of 50 items that you voted to see become a part of the fabric of society in your lifetime. It's been narrowed down to 20 -- now it's time to get it all the way down to the top 5 that matter most to you. Take the vote here.
Lib bloggers blame Glenn for shooting...
Not like this was tough to see coming, given the recent conversations that Bill Maher and Keith Olbermann had saying that people like Glenn (conservatives) are once again inciting violence, just like when they 'caused' Timothy McVeigh to set off a bomb. If you are a conservative, prepare to defend your ideas because the attacks are just starting to heat up. Take these prominent liberal bloggers who, mere moments after the police shootings in Pittsburgh happened, started blaming conservative talkers for the crime. Noel Sheppard from Newsbusters documented the accusations.
Teen punks murder American hero's dog
Apparently a group of scum bag teens were big fans of Michael Vick, because 'for fun' they have been driving around Texas shooting dogs. As if shooting dogs wasn't horrible enough, one of the dogs they executed belonged to an American hero -- Marcus Luttrell. The dog, named Dasy (each letter representing one of Luttrell’s fallen team members) had been given to him to help him with the healing process after going through absolute hell in Afghanistan (see Lone Survivor). Needless to say, this dog meant absolutely everything to him. Marcus heard the gunshot, saw the punks and chased them until he finally caught them. These wastes of skin are only alive because Marcus let them live. ( Transcript, Insider Audio)
>>FOX NEWS tonight at 5pm: Glenn publicly shames these dirt bags who kill dogs for fun by showing their pictures---and Marcus will be a special guest as he tells the full story of what happened.
FEMA camps debunked
Jim Meigs, Editor-In-Chief of Popular Mechanics and the 9-11 truthers worst nightmare, joined Glenn today to preview the debunking of online conspiracy rumors that FEMA is starting up concentration style camps. Like any good conspiracy theory, there are little bits and grains of truths to be found---and they take those bits of truth then let their imaginations run wild. Their wild imaginations combined with the power of the internet are now actually forcing Glenn to go out and put time and resources into debunking the 'government concentration camp' rumors. Should be interesting to see what the conspiracy freaks think of this. ( Transcript, Insider Audio)
Related Audio Clips
1. Dashboard Obama! The product Glenn has been working on for months is finally here! It's the all new, all powerful Dashboard Obama!
2. What's in a climate bill? Government out of my bedroom! Unless it's green related, that is. Apparently the same idiots who don't want the government meddling in their personal bedroom affairs want the government in their bedroom if it's concerning the hot tub or the lighting.
3. Teen punks murder American hero's dog Apparently a group of scum bag teens were big fans of Michael Vick, because 'for fun' they have been driving around Texas shooting dogs. As if shooting dogs wasn't horrible enough, one of the dogs they executed belonged to an American hero -- Marcus Luttrell.
4. FEMA camps debunked James B. Meigs, Editor-In-Chief of Popular Mechanics and the 9-11 truthers worst nightmare, joined Glenn today to preview the debunking of online conspiracy rumors that FEMA is starting up concentration type camps.
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