On Today’s Program

Gibbs gives worst answer ever

President Obama’s Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, is a complete moron. How did he ever get this job and how does he still have it? Glenn plays the response he gave to the simple question ‘how much did the date night cost?’ that he completely mangles. Say or do anything, ANYTHING, besides pause forever and say ‘is that the air conditioner?’ You are the press secretary for the love of Pete! Glenn reacts to Obama’s date night. ( Transcript, Insider Audio)

First a car company, and now you own this!

In today’s March to Socialism, Glenn examines the debt per household to cover federal spending. You’ll be surprised to know that it’s just a tad higher than the10 bucks or whatever it was the average taxpayer is getting in ‘tax cuts.’ Glenn reveals the stunning debt you already owe to support the federal governments out of control spending habits. ( Transcript, Insider Audio)

31 year old in charge of ruining capitalism

Ever wonder who are these ‘uniquely’ qualified geniuses who advise President Obama? You’ll be happy to know that it’s a 31 year old with no business experience, no business education, who hasn’t even really given much thought to the automotive industry! Future is looking bright — and bright meaning 3,000 degree temperature increases bright. We are doomed. Glenn reads the story verbatim because it’s that shocking. ( Transcript, Insider Audio)

Science! Revised

Scientists are never wrong, but in the rare event that they are wrong they should never, ever do what the scientist in this story did: admit it. Science is so complicated, it’s much easier to just revise the old prediction and make a new one! Check out today’s Spotlight on Science about a possible solar ‘cycle’  coming. ( Transcript, Insider Audio)

Tour Simulcast – Can’t make one of Glenn’s shows in person? We’ve got your back! June 4th visit a theater near you and watch Glenn live on the big screen! Glenn’s Common Sense Comedy Tour is brought to you by Goldline. For more information click here.

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Tonight on TV >> The Future of the Republican Party – what does it mean to be a “true conservative” and who can carry the torch for the GOP? Glenn breaks it down tonight at 5p/2a et on the FOX News Channel.