Five hundred birds fell from the sky in Louisiana according to reports on TheBlaze.com, and more fell from the sky in Arkansas.
“Researchers are now saying blunt force trauma has killed the [Arkansas] black birds,” Glenn said, before launching into some of his own theories.
Pat asked, “What kind of blunt force trauma hit these birds in the air?”
Glenn responded, “Wonder Woman's plane”. Apparently Glenn had gained new insight into superheroes over the few weeks from his son. Glenn knew that the only possible thing that could suddenly kill hundreds of birds would be Wonder Woman’s invisible jet.
Stu gave his own theory. “They live in food deserts. And so they had no other choice but to pick at fast-food remnants.” “They all lost their insurance somehow,” he added.
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Other possible theories from the crew included: Climate change (" When I heard that one, I wanted to fall from the sky." - Glenn), a sonic weapon, snow cones, and a giant pane of glass.
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