How did the Mercury office celebrate Stu's birthday? Well, it involved a scented candle and a pizza from a local food truck. Pretty sad, right?
Why the lack of a proper celebration? Usually these events involve cupcakes, ice cream, and maybe some fun pointy hats. Is Stu being paid back for all his gloating about going to the Super Bowl? Did Pat orchestrate some payback? Is this another example of "The 4th Hour" being neglected in favor of new hire S.E. Cupp?
Well LJ, well known for going "loco" and making poor business decisions, had this to say, "I always get Stu pizza on Wednesdays so I thought I would make his birthday extra special by doing nothing differently. I did bring a candle though."
Stu refused to comment and has not left his office since the end of "The 4th Hour".
Note: The image of Glenn holding a sparkler has nothing to do with Stu's birthday, but it was the most festive photo we could find for the occasion.