All last week, Glenn swore that he was starting the Don Imus hippie stick diet today. He was only drinking Coke Zero and eating McGriddles and cheeseburgers every day as part of a last hurrah before a permanent forced diet of sticks and leaves. Bye bye cheeseburgers, steaks, McGriddles, soda, and all those other wonderful foods that Glenn likes to eat.
As Stu pointed out, could this be why Glenn has been in such a “bad mood” lately? Is this why Glenn has been going after the Egyptian protestors, Code Pink, Woodrow Wilson, George Soros, Google, the Easter Bunny, Barney the Dinosaur, Dr. Evil, and the aliens from the planet Tarnac 9?
Probably not, as Pat revealed Glenn had NOT started his diet because it was “President’s Day”!
When Stu questioned the validity of the excuse, Glenn quickly dismissed his sidekick’s complaints and claimed he would start his hippie stick diet after Daytona 500...2012.
Stay tuned to GlennBeck.com for more important, life changing updates on what Glenn eats over the coming weeks.