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“I think the problem is he is really tired of pretending he's not special,” Stu said of Sheen’s issues and mocking some of his recent comments.
“Okay, you think that you're fine, right? In fact, beyond fine, you're perfect, your life is bitching, to use a really hip Eighties term. And he's tired of pretending he is not living in the 80s apparently, too,” Pat added.
While Stu and Pat wanted to make fun of Charlie, Glenn quickly sucked all the fun away. (editors note: Nice one, Beck)
“AA could have saved the life of Anna Nicole Smith and it could have saved the life of Charlie Sheen. Did I say this or not about Anna Nicole Smith at about this same implosion time with her? Do you remember? I said she's ‑‑ don't laugh at this. This woman's dead. She's dead. She will not stop until she's dead. Let me say the same thing about Charlie Sheen: This man will not stop until he's dead. Some people ‑‑ and you can't do anything to save him. But please let's not laugh at him. Let's not make this into a clown. Let's teach our children, this is what a man who has no brakes looks like,” Glenn said, spoiling the fun.
“You're even sucking the fun out of this story. Unbelievable,” Stu complained.
“I have loved the Charlie Sheen story. He sucked the fun right out of it. He is the vampire of the show this week,” Pat said.
“How many of our breaks the last two days have ended in, ‘they will shoot them in the head!’” Pat asked of Glenn’s ability to take a funny segment and make it depressing.
“You know what? When you're starting on a really fun bit with Charlie Sheen, it should not end in, ‘Please don't laugh at Charlie Sheen,’” Pat complained.
“I'm just saying that the perfect storm that I've been warning, it's like this giant wall of water. Did you ever see the Perfect Storm, the movie? Remember when they were in the boat and they saw the wall of water coming? And they are like, holy crap. They didn't say, hey, what did Charlie Sheen say last night? They didn't,” Glenn said in self-defense.
“I bet they made a joke,” Stu said.
“Put a coat on. We're about to get wet,” Pat joked.
“I want the evidence of it and I want it on my desk,” Glenn joked.
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