“War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!” may not be the song you should be playing around Obama. Instead try “Kinetic Military Operation! What is it good for? We don’t know because Obama hasn’t told us yet! Say it again ya’ll”! Finally, tonight, nine days after sending the military to a third front, Obama is going to address the American people. Glenn gave his reaction on radio today.
“What is he going to say tonight?” Glenn asked on radio this morning. “ Nine days after the United States gets involved in a third war.”
“The President of the United States is finally going to address the American people and he will do it in the Oval Office. Isn't that weird? It's exactly what he should have done nine days ago, before he went to war or as the United States was launching. That's the way every other president has ever done it.”
Stu corrected, “Glenn, just quickly, you did mistakenly say "War." What you meant was kinetic military operation.”
“ Can somebody explain that to me? Because I don't know what that is,” Glenn asked.
“ I can't believe you don't know what that is. Everybody knows what a kinetic military operation is,” Pat said.
“ Because kinetic means moving, moving,” Stu said. “If your plains are flying, they're moving. “
“Therefore kinetic military operation,” Stu said.
Clearly, not war.