While Glenn warns all the time that you need to be prepared for rising food prices and start learning about food storage and canning, there are some things you can’t prepare for. There are stories - food stories - so big you don’t see them coming. Today, Hershey announced it’s raising it’s prices by 10%!
“I mean, talk about the four horse men of the apocalypse saddling up. They're galloping through town right now,” Pat joked.
“I think you guys are mocking me,” Glenn said. “Jeffy, you've never even seen a Bible before, have you?”
“A chocolate Bible?” Jeffy asked.
“Those don't sell particularly well, I don't think. I don't think a chocolate Bible would be a big seller. I'm going to go out on a limb on that.” Stu said.
“Here's the way to tie it all together, though, all Glenn Beckisms together. I'll bet you right now as he's climbing out of the well the Mahdi would love a chocolate bar. I'll bet the Twelfth Imam when he comes out of that well,” Pat joked.
“He's like a little Disney orphan with soot on his face. He's like, I'd like a little bit of chocolate, please. If I could have just a little bit. I'm going to -- I'm going to behead everyone who doesn't bow to me soon, but I'd like a little bit of chocolate first. I'm just a little Disney orphan. That's all I'd like,” Glenn said in jest.