The hilarious media/blog coverage of Glenn's Fox News announcement

Did you know that Good Morning America has an investigative reporting division? Well apparently they do! And they’re investigating why Glenn is transitioning off his daily TV show on FOX (and still producing specials and other television projects for FOX). While the media is busy inventing all kinds of hilarious explanations, Glenn gave his first comments on radio since news of the announcement broke yesterday.

“I have wanted to talk to you about things for months, months. And there are things that I still want to talk to you about that I cannot today and will not today,” Glenn said.

While there are some things that Glenn cannot address, he was able to comment on the announcement that he would be leaving his daily FOX News show.

Glenn said that he didn’t think this move would surprise many of his loyal fans at all. “I apologize if I did shock you.  I walked out of the studio yesterday and the boys left the Fourth Hour and everybody was called into the office at 12:00 for a meeting and I had to announce to the staff what was going on.  Nobody on my staff was surprised at all.”

“I'm sorry if I surprised you yesterday.  I just assumed that you hear me when I say things like for the last year prepare for a time when I will not be there to connect all of these dots for you.  When I tell you that there are other things that I am working on and doing.”

“When you talk about moving to other states where you couldn't do Fox News,” Pat joked.

“I will tell you this.  That I'm not concerned about us because when somebody asked me last night, what are your listeners going to think?  I said, what are my listeners going to think?  The truth.  You know, they'll deal with it and they'll know what the truth is,” Glenn said.

While Glenn can’t announce all the details of his new direction, the media is having a field day trying to come up with explanations for his career move.

“I just read Good Morning America investigates end of Glenn Beck show on Fox News, a marriage that went sour?  They investigated? Wow. I didn't get a phone call from them,” Glenn joked on radio this morning.

So what are they saying?

“Advertisers fleeing,” a GMA host said.

Is that true?

While some sad blogger may try and claim that they have gotten 300 to 400 companies to boycott the show, most of those companies never advertised on the show to begin with. “Nobody has 400 advertisers,” Pat said.

“I'm sorry to interrupt and I don't want to ruin your vibe.  But Tab soda just pulled their advertising,” Stu joked.

Keep in mind that the same people saying they got hundreds of advertisers to boycott Glenn are the same ones lied about the radio show having less than 400 affiliates. You can read about that lie here.

“Last night, his show was filled with visions of global doom,” the host continued.

Of course, it’s ridiculous to think that there just might be bad things going on around the world. Revolutions are sweeping the Middle East, Japan has been rocked by earthquakes, and labor leaders have laid out a plan to collapse the banks.

“I believe we're heading into deep and treacherous waters,” Glenn said.

“I will tell you that I have wrestled with this for over a year, and if you really do listen, you know.  I talked about this before 8/28 and I have really wrestled with it.”

“As I got closer to this day, I read a lot of Churchill.  In fact, I have been reading old newspapers from the 1930s about Churchill.  Have no fear.  The reason why I named The Blaze is because lies and distortion is an impurity and the refiner's fire burns all those impurities out.  If you have built an empire on impurities, you're toast,” Glenn said.

“Churchill was practically run out of town because he would not stop saying the Germans are building warplanes everyone distanced themselves from him.  Everyone.  In the end, everyone ran to Churchill.  Why?  Because he was the only one who had the spine to say it.”

“I got news for you.  I ain't going home and nobody's run me out of town.”

UPDATED with more video-

An Afghan interpreter who helped save then-Sen. Joe Biden's life in 2008 was among those stranded in Afghanistan after Biden's troop withdrawal. He has now escaped the country with his family, but not with President Biden's help.

Thanks to private organizations, including The Nazarene Fund, the interpreter and his family have now been rescued.

Watch the video clip below to hear Glenn Beck share the details:

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A shocking new report by The Daily Wire reveals that the furious father whose arrest at a school board meeting likely sparked the call for the FBI to investigate anti-CRT parents like domestic terrorists was furious for good reasons: The Loudoun County School Board allegedly tried to cover up his daughter's rape.

Rep. Chris Stewart (R-Utah) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to discuss the incident and explain why he joined 60 lawmakers in a letter to Attorney General Merrick Garland demanding answers for why the FBI is targeting parents.

"We want to know ... what kind of coordination took place between the White House, activist groups and teachers unions, and the Department of Justice," Stewart told Glenn. "Because we have evidence that there was [coordination] and, in fact, that the White House are the ones who initiated this. They asked for these activist groups to write this inflammatory letter to the Department of Justice saying they were 'intimidated' and that they 'felt threatened', giving the Department of Justice Attorney General Garland, the excuse to say, 'Okay, well, we have to respond'."

Stewart went on to say he believes the federal government would only involve the FBI in such an issue if its purpose is to silence and intimidate parents concerned about the "poison" being taught to their kids in school. So, what can he and the other representatives who disagree with the Biden administration's overreach of power do to stop it?

Watch the video clip below to hear Stewart explain:

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Taiwan's Foreign Minister Joseph Wu is now warning that his nation is preparing for war with China after Beijing flew a record number of warplanes over Taiwanese territory. Wu reached out to another country for help, but it wasn't the United States.

In a video, Wu urged Australia to help prepare for a possible invasion, but gave the U.S. no mention.

"The defense of Taiwan is in our own hands, and we are absolutely committed to that. And if China is going to launch a war against Taiwan, we will fight until the end. And that is our commitment. And, of course, during this period of time, we would like to exchange with other countries for security cooperation," Wu said on ABC News In-depth's China Tonight program. "We would like to engage in security or intelligence exchanges with other like-minded partners, Australia included, so that Taiwan is better prepared to deal with the war situation. And so far, our relations with Australia is very good. And that is what we appreciate it for."

On "The Glenn Beck Program," Glenn, Pat Gray, and Stu Burguiere discussed whether or not America would do anything during such a conflict — because it sure seems like President Joe Biden is more focused on working with China to fight climate change. Plus, why did China just cut off all cryptocurrency?

Watch the video clip below to catch the conversation:

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On "Glenn TV" tonight, Glenn Beck heads to the chalkboard to reveal how the fundamental transformation of America has already begun by turning the Declaration of Independence upside down.

If Donald Trump was a dictator, then what do we call President Biden? In Biden's first nine months in office, he has already issued 64 executive orders – that's more than Trump, Obama, W. Bush, Clinton, Bush, and Reagan each issued in their entire first years in office.

You never hear the Left talk about the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, or the Bill of Rights any more, unless it's to "reimagine" the Constitution or slap a "harmful content" warning on our founding documents. Seriously. The National Archives said while its website label wasn't targeting the Constitution specifically, "some of the materials presented here may reflect outdated, biased, offensive, and possibly violent views and opinions." The Left finds basic, guaranteed rights so offensive they now spend all of their time on workarounds to deal with America's annoying founding documents.

Watch the full episode of "Glenn TV" below to see Glenn outline the aggressive unconstitutional abuses "King Biden" is jamming down our throats and teaches Americans how we can defend against presidential tyranny.

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