**** SHOCKING NEW (FAKE!) EVIDENCE HERE *****
Stop the presses! Big news coming out of the White House! President Obama is finally succumbing to Donald Trump and his “birther” followers and releasing the long form birth certificate that people have been begging to see. Thankfully, there’s nothing that the conspiracy theorists will be able to find now? Glenn tore into announcement on radio this morning and made the point that people will find (ridiculous, unsupported, and false) problems with this latest document.
NOTE TO HACK LEFT WING BLOGGERS: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS A LOT OF SARCASM! YOUR LACK OF HUMOR MAY MAKE THIS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND!
“The new birth certificate is here. The new birth certificate is here, and President Obama believe it or not this is what we've come down to America. President Obama is about to hold a press conference on his birth certificate,” Glenn said. He was clearly frustrated that the White House was actually legitimizing the birther theory.
Stu decided to point out some of the obvious issues with the birth certificate and what they reveal about the President’s true origins (SARCASM).
“Breaking news here guys. The X for to mark the birth as a single birth rather than a twin or triplet is half outside the box. The X is not fully inside the box indicating it was a single birth. What we now know is that Barack Obama. He seems to be on vacation. There are three Obamas, and they're spread across the nation. He was campaigning in three places at once,” Stu said with a laugh.
The crazy scar on his head? The guys pointed out that it’s clearly where Obama was separated from his Siamese twin at birth!
And what’s with the President’s mom having her first name being Stanley? Pat explained, “Why did her dad want a boy and named her that. He was already planning for his son who he was grooming with Frank Marshall Davis and the communists for the presidency!”
In his press conference, Obama said, “We do not have time for this kind of silliness. We've got better stuff to do. I've got better stuff to do. We've got big problems to solve. I'm confident we can solve them but we're going to focus on them. Not this.”
For once, Obama might be right. But why is he talking about this issue in a press conference while so many other issues are going on.