Is Glenn Beck’s Chief of Staff, Joe Kerry, really a big lying liar? Normally, that answer would be a clear and emphatic “No!” – but evidence presented on radio called into question Joe’s honesty regarding the “Christians United for Israel” organization
On Tuesday’s radio show, Glenn was discussing CUFI, a group that will host Glenn as a keynote speaker on Tuesday night in DC. In describing the organization Glenn said, “This is a huge, huge organization that is doing 40 events a day every day in support of Israel, 40 events a day.”
Stu immediately had suspicions – could CUFI really do 40 events a day? Or was it more like 40 events a month? After all, when Pat and Stu did the math it equaled out to 14,600 events in Israel a year!
Glenn promised that Joe told him 40 events a day, so to calm Stu and Pat he demanded that Joe get on the radio and defend himself. “Get him on the phone. Get Joe on the phone right now. He's probably still asleep with his Teddy bear in the hotel,” Glenn ordered.
Joe was on the phone minutes later, and stuck by his claim that CUFI does 40 events a day.
“You're lying, Joe. You're lying. That's 14600 event per year. Is that what you're saying,” Pat said.
“Do you know how many members they have? Do you know how many members CUFI has, Christians United for Israel? “ Joe said. “Over 700000 members.”
With this new evidence, the radio crew was quick to pass the blame for their false accusations onto Nicole, a lowly peon with the MRA team and one of Joe’s 11,623 former interns. They claimed that she was the one who claimed that Joe exaggerated the 40 events a day statistic.
“Joe, I want you to track this down because you know who the real source of contention is here, the one who's throwing you under the bus so fast your head would spin? “ Glenn said of Nicole.
Glenn told Joe he would need to watch his back, as Nicole was clearly on a mission to take down Joe.
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DISCLAIMER: The post above contains humor and sarcasm. Joe Kerry is a fine, upstanding citizen and a leader of the Mercury Radio Arts team. I am not writing this disclaimer because he is my boss and could fire me in an instant. Leaving me jobless. Homeless.