Last weekend, Glenn and his wife, Tania, went out to eat at a restaurant in Texas when they came across a "progressive" slot machine.
When he first walked in, he noticed this machine in the corner.
Upon closer inspection, Glenn noticed, "Oh, I see. It's a progressive slot machine. Great so I should be able to win big bucks, right?"
"Oops. That's right. The progressive get rich scheme always ends the same - NO CASH VALUE. Or maybe we should state it more clearly this time around: NO VALUE CASH."