Paranoid? Delusional?

The mainstream media has been calling Glenn "paranoid" and "delusional" for years, but now everything he has said has started to come true. Collapsing economy in Europe? Check - take a look at Greece! Marxists, Socialists, and radical Islamists uniting to end the Western way of life? It's happening down on Wall Street right now! Food prices will skyrocket? Peanut butter prices are probably the first thing to start going up. What do you do?

"Listen to me. I am sure of where we are headed. I am sure of what I am supposed to do. I want you to be sure of what you are supposed to do," Glenn said.

"If you think God is telling you to blow something up, pick up a rifle and do something, you're sadly mistaken. If you think that God is telling you to make a Molotov cocktail, break a window of Whole Foods, you're sadly mistaken."

"What is happening in the newspapers today, what is happening on television, by the time it gets there, it's too late. You need to stay ahead."

" I'm asking you to put your life in order now. I'm asking you to ‑‑ what I want you to do today is I want you to go get a picture of somebody that you admire, somebody who is a better man or woman than you are, somebody that you look at and say, "Man, you know, I'd love to be ‑‑ I'd love to be half the man that is." I don't care if he's alive today. I don't care if she's alive today. Somebody. Mine quite honestly is Jon Huntsman, Sr., George Washington, and Gordon B. Hinckley. I love those men. I love them. They stood, and they did it and they still do, Jon Huntsman still does, peacefully, honorably. Those are the people I'm trying to be. Who are you trying to be? Dietrich Bonhoeffer plays a role in my life, Martin Luther King plays a role in my life. Abraham Lincoln plays a role in my life. I can name the people that I am reading everything that I can get my hands on. I know who I'm trying to emulate. I'm not trying to be them. I'll never be them. But people who show me that it can be done."

"I want you to find pictures, find biographies or autobiographies, I want you to study people. Not the crap that you're seeing. Look, time is out for us to study the problem."

"What I'm trying to say to you is this program has been ‑‑ we have taken a lot of heat, a lot of heat. But you tell me. Food prices, have they gone up or not? Peanut butter going up 40% this week. Food prices going up? Inflation going up? I told you this a few years ago and was laughed at. We were just ahead. Life catches up with us. Food prices are going up. Now, have you done your food storage? No? Well, you're running out of time. Food is going to go through the roof. Food is going to be difficult to get. Get it done now. Have you, have you made a plan with your family on, you know, any kind of plan?"

"I told you that the Middle East would be set on fire and it would fall into the hands of Islamists. Hmmm, what do you think? Is that happening? I was made fun of. That's okay. Yes or no? Make it? Were they right or was I right? I'm right. Did you prepare? Do you know where you stand on that issue?"

"I told you our churches are going to come under attack. Hmmm. Have you read the news lately?"

"I told you there would be riots first in the streets of Europe and then it would come to the United States. Right or wrong, gang? Right or wrong?"

"You know the answer to these things. The reason why I'm telling you this is because it is time to get ahead. You must stay ahead. By the time the rest of the world catches up to you, it's too late. You want to make a difference? You lock arms with me. You stop being slowed down by others."

"I don't need you. The country needs you. You're here for a reason. You're listening for a reason. I have said from the very beginning I believe this audience will be a key. It will be the turning point of this country. It will preserve the republic and it will do so peacefully in a way that most of the world won't even understand until it's too late. Be a force for good. Lock arms with me."

Legal scholar and famed criminal defense attorney Alan Dershowitz has a message for partisans dividing America: "A plague on both your houses." He voted for Hillary Clinton. He endorsed Joe Biden. He's a man who is basically the Forrest Gump of American judicial history.

Look up a big court case over the past few decades, and you'll probably see him standing in the background. He's represented notorious clients like Mike Tyson, Patty Hearst, Harry Reems, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, and yes, Donald Trump. It's made him a target for both the left and right.

Alan also describes himself as a "civil libertarian," and that's probably why he and Glenn Beck get along despite their opposing political views. His story is like a history lesson, spanning half a century, and it just might be the key to bridging the political divide.

On this week's podcast, Alan explained that while he's a strong defender of the Constitution, he's never been a big fan of the Second Amendment. In the past he's called it absurd and outdated, and even today, he admits that he wouldn't have ingrained it into our Constitution if he was a framer. However, with the whole Bill of Rights under attack, he's now fully in defense of our right to bear arms. Because if the Second Amendment changes, any amendment could be next.

"I'm now a supporter of the Second Amendment. I don't want to change it. I don't want to change one word of it, because I'm afraid that if I get to change the Second Amendment, other people will get to change the First Amendment, and the Fifth Amendment," Alan said. "So, I am committed to preserving the Bill of Rights, every single word, every comma, and every space between the words."

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Investigative reporter David Steinberg joined the radio program Monday, to explain how a new video may provide enough evidence to begin a FBI investigation into alleged illegal practices by Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar's campaign.

In the video, which was produced and released by Project Veritas, residents of Omar's community describe campaign teams that not only conduct illegal ballot harvesting practices but also pay people for their blank absentee ballots.

Steinberg told Glenn that, if these charges prove to be true, the federal government could bypass Omar's friend and protector, Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison. Could 2020 be the beginning of the end for Omar's political career?

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Mike Fratantuono is the manager of Sunset Restaurant in Glen Burnie, Maryland. He wrote in the Washington Post's COVID-19 series about the recent, heartbreaking loss of his business, a restaurant that has been in his family for "four generations and counting."

"I know this virus is real, okay? It's real and it's awful. I'm not disputing any of that," Mike wrote. "But our national hysteria is worse. We allowed the virus to take over our economy, our small businesses, our schools, our social lives, our whole quality of life. We surrendered, and now everything is infected."

On the radio program Monday, Glenn Beck reacted to Mike's letter, which he shared in full, adding his hope that those in government are ultimately held responsible for what he called the biggest theft of the Western world.

"This is the biggest theft of, not only money, but of heritage and of hope," Glenn said. "The United States government and many of the states are responsible for this, not you. And hopefully someday soon, we'll return to some semblance of sanity, and those responsible for this theft, this rape of the Western world, will be held responsible."

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We did our homework over the weekend; we did the research so we can tell you what is likely coming from Senate Democrats regarding President Trump's Supreme Court Nominee Amy Coney Barrett. Based on our research and the anonymous people who have already come forward to talk about Coney Barrett's youth, these are the main shocking things you can expect Senate Democrats to seize on during the confirmation process…

A man has come forward under the banner of "#MenToo," to say that in second grade, Amy Coney Barrett and her best friend at the time, cornered him at a birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese and "injected him with a full dose of cooties." Which, if true, would obviously be disqualifying for serving on the highest court in the land.

Then there's a woman who says when she was nine-years-old, she lived on the same street as Amy Coney Barrett. She alleges that Coney-Barrett borrowed her VHS tape of Herbie Goes Bananas and did not return it for at least six months. And then when she did finally get the tape back, the woman says Coney Barrett did not even bother to rewind it. The FBI has interviewed at least two witnesses so far who say the tape was indeed not rewound and that it was very upsetting to the owner of the tape. Again, if true, this is troubling – clearly not the kind of integrity you want to see in a Supreme Court justice.

Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it.

The same neighbor also dropped a bombshell allegation about the drinking problem of Amy Coney Barrett and her closest friends. Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it. The neighbor says she "frequently" witnessed Coney-Barrett and her friends chugging entire cartons of milk – often Whole Milk, sometimes Chocolate Milk, occasionally both at the same time through a funnel.

Unfortunately, shooting-up cooties, injurious rewinding, and potential calcium-abuse are not even the worst of it.

A third person has now come forward, another man, and this is just reprehensible, it's hard to even fathom. But he alleges that in fourth grade, when they were around ten-years-old, Amy Coney Barrett and a group of "four or five of her friends" gang-GRAPED him on the playground during recess. He alleges the group of friends snuck uneaten grapes out of the cafeteria and gang-GRAPED him repeatedly in broad daylight. In other words, and I hate to have to spell this out because it's kind of graphic, but the group led by ten-year-old Amy Coney Barrett pelted this poor defenseless boy with whole grapes. He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

Obviously, even if just one of these allegations is half-true, no Senator with a conscience could possibly vote to confirm Coney Barrett. When there is a clear pattern of destructive childhood behavior, it always continues into adulthood. Because people do not change. Ever.

Fortunately, for the sake of the Republic, Democrats plan to subpoena Coney Barrett's childhood diary, to see what, if any, insights it may provide into her calcium habits, as well as her abuse of illicit cooties and the gang-GRAPING incident.

We will keep you posted on the latest, but for now, it looks like Democrats will find plenty in the reckless pre-teen life of Amy Coney Barrett to cast doubt on her nomination. And if not, they can always fall back on her deranged preference for letting babies be born.

[NOTE: The preceding was a parody written by MRA writer Nathan Nipper.]