What does Glenn plan on bringing to Thanksgiving? Apocalypse Packets!
Glenn said that he promised Tania he would not wreck everybody's Thanksgiving this year, but would have a packet ready for anyone as part of "one last attempt if anybody wants to hear it."
This set off quite the exchange on radio this morning:
STU: You're bringing packets to Thanksgiving?
GLENN: I'm bringing a packet. No, I'm leaving them in the car.
STU: Wait. You're bringing information?
GLENN: I am.
STU: Wait. Are you selling Acai juice or something?
GLENN: Nope.
STU: You sound like one of those pyramid workers.
GLENN: I am telling you I read last night, I read some stories that are terrifying.
PAT: So what a great Thanksgiving that will be. Let me share my terrifying reading with you. I developed this packet.
Glenn tried to shift the conversation away from the packets, talking about some "terrifying news" he read about the night before about hedge funds buying farmland.
STU: Can we read about that in the Thanksgiving packet?
GLENN: Yeah. Yeah, I've got some stories ‑‑
STU: It will be in there?
GLENN: I'm making them for my ‑‑ I'm making them for my daughters, I'm making them for anybody who wanted to see them. It is not necessarily a Thanksgiving packet.
PAT: Can we get Thanksgiving packets? Can we ‑‑ I mean ‑‑
GLENN: No. You will mock. No, you will mock. No.
PAT: I want an apocalypse packet.
STU: Can we do ‑‑ we will do a week ‑‑
GLENN: That's what I'm going to call them.
STU: Apocalypse packet.
GLENN: Apocalypse packs.
STU: We will do a week in the Fourth Hour on GBTV analyzing the apocalypse packet.
GLENN: I'm not going to do it.
STU: I think that would be interesting.
GLENN: I'm not going to do it.
PAT: Please?
GLENN: I'm not going to give you the apocalypse packet.
STU: Does it come with cyanide pills?
GLENN: No.
STU: Does it come with cyanide pills?
GLENN: Yours will. And I suggest you keep it under your tongue, just in case.