Brokeback Boardwalk: Obama & Christie rekindle bromance

Love was in the air as NJ Governor Chris Christie won his new object of obsession, President Obama, a teddy bear while the lovebirds strolled along the boardwalk in NJ. With his administration mired in scandal, Obama is trying to play his greatest hits - revisiting all the places where he got a bump in the polls. But the media seems to be missing one of the biggest stories from the day, and only Glenn had it.

And while many news outlets picked up on Chris Christie stepping in to win a stuffed teddy bear for President Obama, only Glenn and his special, investigative reporters picked up on what happened next.

"TheBlaze is reporting this morning that afterwards, the two made a sand castle of the White House on the beach and then frolicked in the crashing waves, playfully and gently splashing wanter on one another for about an hour. Then after Chris Christie played a game of shirtless beach volleyball, just in jeans, while the President cheered him on, the two departed for a dinner meeting," Glenn reported.

"Instead of the secure limo, the President rode on the back of Christie's motorcycle, tightly hugging around his waist from the back seat - or at least as much of the waist as we can get his arms around."

"As they sped off, a handwritten note flew out of the President's pocket and one of our Blaze reporters picked it up and it's -- seems to be -- I don't want to report it is, but it seems to be in Chris Christie's handwriting and it just says: Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game on this endless ocean finally lovers know no shame. Turning and returning to some secret place inside, watching in slow motion, as you turn around and say take my breath away."

"Now, because of Christie's recent weight loss surgery, the two decided just to eat a little lighter and they shared a plate of pasta at dinner. I don't know why, but they were in the back alley of some place there in Jersey. They claimed it was an odd coincidence, they happened to suck up the same end of the noodle as they were looking away from each other, then they suddenly turned and found their lips touching."

"The night ended with Christie giving the President a one hour private tour of Hurricane Sandy's tour under the Boardwalk," Glenn continued, "no press or staff were allowed, although the Secret Service got a little an antsy, because they did hear some moaning and they didn't know if one of them was hurt or what was going on. One unsourced account reported hearing the following exchange shortly before the moaning began, and Christie apparently said, 'Here we are, just the two of us together, taking the crazy chance to be all alone, because we both know that we shouldn't be together, because if they found out, it could mess up both hour happy homes.'

"And the President responded, 'How could something so wrong be so right? I wish we didn't have to keep our love out of sight. Yeah. Living two lives, it just ain't easy at all, but we got to hang on in there or fall."

"And then suddenly, both in union, which is odd, but both in unison said 'Secret lovers, yeah. That's what we are. Trying so hard to hideaway the way we feel, because we both belong to someone else, but we can't let it go, 'cause what we feel is oh, so real.'"

*Note: It's not clear if the above report actually happened...but it's probably better than anything that actually did.

After imprisoning a pastor for refusing to follow COVID-19 restrictions, Canadian officials barricaded his church. And when some church members retaliated by tearing down part of the fence, Canadian Mounties arrived in riot gear.

Rebel News Founder Ezra Levant joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to give his insight on the crazy situation. He described the new, armed police presence surrounding GraceLife Church in Edmonton, Alberta, and how it not only encouraged hundreds of protesters to stand with the church in support but forced congregation members underground to worship as well.

What's happening is eerily similar to what occurs everyday in China, Levant says, and it must stop. Who would have thought this type of tyranny would be so close to home?

Watch the video below to hear Ezra describe the religious persecution taking place in Canada.


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Enough prayers? Why is supposed Catholic Joe Biden suggesting that Congress ought to stop praying for after someone commits acts of gun violence?

On Friday, Stu Burguiere and Pat Gray filled in for Glenn and discussed President Joe Biden's remarks during his speech on gun control. "Enough prayers. Time for some action," Biden said. Stu and Pat were surprised how dismissive Biden appeared to be on the idea of prayer.

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Just days after Canadian pastor James Coates was released from prison for refusing to bow to COVID-19 lockdown restrictions, several police officers showed up at another church to ensure restrictions were being followed. But Polish pastor Artur Pawlowski of the Cave of Adullam Church in Alberta, Canada, knew his rights, telling the cops not to come back until they had a warrant in hand.

Filling in for Glenn Beck on the radio program this week, Pat Gray and Stu Burguiere played a video of the interaction.

"Please get out. Please get out of this property immediately. Get out!" Pawlowski can be heard yelling at the six officers who entered his church.

"Out! Out! Out! Get out of this property immediately until you come back with a warrant," he continued. "Go out and don't come back. I don't want to talk to you. You Nazis, Gestapo is not allowed here! ... Nazis are not welcome here! Do not come back you Nazi psychopaths. Unbelievable sick, evil people. Intimidating people in a church during the Passover! You Gestapo, Nazi, communist fascists! Don't you dare come back here!"

Watch this clip to see the heated exchange:

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One of the most dangerous existential threats to the United States is Critical Race Theory, or CRT. As Glenn Beck has exposed over the past year, CRT is gaining momentum and has been preached in our universities for a while now.

Then last August, leaked documents revealed that Marxism, activist ideology of Black Lives Matter, is making its way into grade school classrooms across the country. And since then, things have only gotten more intense.

On next week's Wednesday night special, Glenn will expose the new ways progressives are systematically indoctrinating our kids and culture with this dangerous ideology. But first, it's crucial that you know what your kids may already be learning.

"What I'm about to show you is just the beginning," Glenn said, introducing the leaked documents.

"I found it shocking that Black Lives Matter supporters have developed lesson plans that start from preschool all the way up to the 12th grade," he continued. "Do you know the money it would take to tailor things ... and get it out to the schools and the unions for each age, to be able to brainwash the kids on Marxism and how to destroy capitalism by using race, sexual orientation, and gender?

"Our children don't stand a chance," Glenn added later. "They're not being taught anything except how to be radical activists. What the hell has happened?"

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