Last November, I put up some Christmas lights on part of my porch that does not face the road. Since Christmas, removing these lights has been on my to do list.
It is now March.
This fact has started to inform a new outlook on this particular project. If I can make it until May, it will be six months since I put them up. More importantly however, it will also be six months until I need to put them up again.
Obviously, this makes it completely insane to bother taking them down. Soon it will be close to the time that I would have to consider thinking about preparation for putting them back up! In fact, even asking me to take them down at this point would be a sign of erratic and borderline dangerous behavior.
This will be the crux of my argument to the Supreme Court, should I appear there in regards to this matter. Any assistance in helping my case along would be greatly appreciated in the comments.