Harlan Coben 'Long Lost'



Long Lost


by Harlan Coben

GLENN: We have Harlan Coben in. He is the author of Long Lost, number one New York Times best selling author. How are you, sir?

COBEN: I'm glad to be here, Glenn.

GLENN: I think you just saw you with Al Roker on MSNBC.

COBEN: Yeah, a lot of sexiness.

GLENN: The two of you.

COBEN: Had to have extra security to keep the babes back.

GLENN: Yeah, women were just licking their chops there. So welcome to the program.

COBEN: Thank you. It's great to be here.

GLENN: I will tell you that I have not read your book yet but Kevin who is part of my publishing division, he's read it. And Kevin, correct me if I'm wrong. He came in this morning and he said, Glenn, this is the fastest I've ever read a book. It was absolutely tremendous.

COBEN: Kevin's a very bright young man, very well read.

GLENN: He's usually my gatekeeper on fiction.

COBEN: Yeah.

GLENN: Because I just have such little time.

COBEN: Yeah.

GLENN: And so I don't, I just don't read fiction as much as I like to and so, you know, he usually is my gatekeeper. Says, this one you want to read, this one you want to read. And he brought this one in and he said, this one you really want to read. So I can't wait.

COBEN: Thanks, man, thanks. And thank you, Kevin.

GLENN: It's my my understanding is and I don't want to get into don't tell me anything because I do want to read the book.

COBEN: Yeah.

GLENN: But it's my understanding that you take a look at torture in a way Kevin says he has never seen before, that it's a mind game that you're like, ooh, wait a minute, I don't know how I feel on this.

COBEN: Yeah. Well, it's a little bit using the old fashioned twilight sleep. You know, I don't know if you my mom told me she doesn't remember my birth, that she felt all this horrible pain, doesn't remember it. And like 50 years ago I'm 47. But those many years ago you could do that, I'm surprised we haven't taken this technology to the next step where you could actually maybe torture somebody, just horrible and make the person forget. Why is that so hard if we could have done it with childbirth 47 to 50 years ago?

GLENN: And he said this to me this morning, do you remember the movie the Manchurian Candidate?

COBEN: Yeah, sure.

GLENN: The reason why that wouldn't work because the Manchurian Candidate, you would have flashbacks. Do you remember I mean, I don't think you could do scars to the psyche without it manifesting itself some way or another later in the road.

COBEN: The answer's maybe. But you do meet a lot of women who have gone through childbirth and will say to you, I don't remember anything about it. They have used a certain combination of drugs. Now again, this was the norm 50 years ago. Are you telling me in 50 years our government, the CIA, all that putting together, it's not feasible or conceivable that they could have come up with a way to actually make you forget it. Maybe you would have flashbacks. Maybe that guy on the street that you see is damaged, maybe he suffered this and he doesn't really know why he's damaged now, his mind. We don't know.

GLENN: So

COBEN: Could be a scar.

GLENN: Hook me into the story.

COBEN: An ex girlfriend says come to Paris and he thinks it's for a romantic weekend. When they get there, there's a murder scene and they find blood at the murder scene. The blood belongs to Terez's daughter. The problem is she died 10 years ago in a car crash.

GLENN: That happens all the time. I hate when that happens. I'm like, didn't your daughter die 10 years ago? Oh, come on, let's just have sex. We're in gay Paris.

COBEN: Well, they were hoping to hook up and here he is involved in this thing. But as they explore this, it actually normally I just like to keep it personal in this tragedy just in one community. But actually has global implications and all of a sudden, you know, Al Qaeda's after him, Massad's after him, Homeland Security's after him and he's got to put together why this is all happening, a major terrorist attack.

GLENN: Does he not find out in the end of chapter 1 that the war on terror's over?

COBEN: No.

GLENN: Really? That's weird. What is it called now? Stu, it's the overseas conting

STU: Contingency something, I don't know.

GLENN: Yeah, I love that. It was declared over here.

COBEN: One of the themes of the book is that these guys are patients. I mean, one of the things that we sometimes forget is how long it took them to set up 9/11 and in this book Long Lost without giving anything away, how long these guys have been working on a particular plot, they are not in this for a short term. You know, they don't have that short term mentality, something that we as Americans have got to remember.

GLENN: That's what works against us in everything, in absolutely everything. People come over from Europe even. I mean, imagine China. They come over from Europe and they see our cities and they're like, these are brand new.

COBEN: Right.

GLENN: We don't have anything old here.

COBEN: Right.

GLENN: And we don't understand the concept of centuries and centuries and centuries building on top of each other.

COBEN: Right.

GLENN: You know, China is the same way. What, you think they're you think they have a short term plan? They have been waiting for 1,000 years. They will be like, yeah, right, we'll get there.

COBEN: The dynasty's lasted five times, six times longer than our country's been in existence.

GLENN: Right.

COBEN: So this is hardly new stuff to them.

GLENN: Do you watch 24 by chance?

COBEN: I've seen it. I haven't seen the season too much, though.

GLENN: I'd love to hear from the listeners. I'm a little out on this season because I think that we're getting indoctrination now. I think that they have did you see it last night, Kevin? I think they have un one of us has moved. Either I have moved away from 24, or 24 has moved away from me. First of all, we get the global warming lecture from one of the stars every single episode, but also last night they were going after, you know, basically Blackwater.

COBEN: Right.

GLENN: And the president was saying "We have a private army and this is wrong to have a private army." And for a conservative show, what used to be a conservative show is now starting to look at all of the things from, you know, the Bush administration and say that was bad, yeah.

COBEN: But is it still gripping? Is it still moving, is it exciting? It's entertainment.

GLENN: Do you like I mean, see, what I really like is one of my favorite novels was State of Fear. I love State of Fear because I learned something in it, too. You know what I mean?

COBEN: Right.

GLENN: I like novels that aren't just complete fiction.

COBEN: Right.

GLENN: There's

COBEN: An issue you can discuss.

GLENN: Yeah, and that's what intrigued me about the idea of your book with a little bit of the torture in it and what we're doing. If you don't remember it, is it still torture.

COBEN: Right.

GLENN: Do you have an opinion on that or is that revealed in the book?

COBEN: Well, I don't actually. You know, all the torture stuff, of course, is a horrible and confusing issue and I'm suspicious of anybody who's too far on one side or the other. I mean, the people who are gung ho for Gitmo and those who are can't understand under any circumstance doing anything that may be stressful, I don't get either side. And I'm suspicious of anybody on either side of that claim. It's a hard question for a reason.

GLENN: Yeah.

COBEN: If it was an easy answer

GLENN: But it doesn't mean you don't answer it.

COBEN: That's true.

GLENN: No, seriously.

COBEN: I agree. It's great. And if you come with a strong if you are telling me, yes, we should definitely do it or definitely not do it, I'm just a little bit suspicious. It should trouble you. And it should trouble you. If you can actually say to me, all right, if I say to you this man, if you punch him really hard in the face, you're going to save the lives of 10,000 children. Anybody would say to me, no, you can't touch him under any circumstances, that's our law. I'm just, that makes me obviously uncomfortable.

GLENN: And anybody who also steps up and goes, "Punch him in the face!" You're kind of like, you are a little too eager.

COBEN: It should be hard. That's why it's exciting to write about because it will be fun.

GLENN: We're releasing today the guy who was the anthrax doctor, you know, in Gitmo and the I'm sorry, the ten Chinese Muslim extremist terrorists that were held at Gitmo we're now we can't send them back to China because they'll be killed or tortured or whatever over there because and the rest of the world does not want these guys because they're terrorists. We're going to release them on the streets and give them welfare and set them up. How do you solve this problem? Me personally, I put them in a little bamboo boat and I send them back to China. You are Chinese citizens; God bless you. How do we solve this?

COBEN: I think you probably have the right answer on that one. You know, let them go back and, you know, go with Allah, go with Allah and see how it all works out over there. I mean, I don't know. These are that's why I have you, Glenn.

GLENN: (Laughing).

COBEN: I'm fiction. Long Lost is fiction. People ask me what I do for a living, I make stuff up. You know what I mean? I don't have to worry

GLENN: We have so much in common. We have so much in common.

COBEN: Like most of your politicians you have on this show.

GLENN: Hang on just a second. Let me take a quick break. I want to ask you a little bit about AIG and Barney Frank's idea of going ahead and saying, yeah, you know what, let's have the government decide what everybody should make in salaries. Back in a second.

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GLENN: Harlan Coben, the name of the book is Long Lost, high, high, high marks from my crew here. I have not read it yet but, you know, number one on the Times.

COBEN: Tonight you better start crying.

GLENN: Holy cow. I want to talk to you real quick about, you know, there's been a lot of there's a lot of people that say, oh, if you think we're marching to socialism, you're crazy. You're just I think socialism may we may be quickly passing socialism. I mean, it is amazing what's going on with now Barney Frank saying you take a dime of government money; we're also going to control all of your salaries and everything else, we're going to control it all.

COBEN: Yeah, it's another strange issue because the demonizing of the AIG guys was just really wrong. I mean, there's certainly problems in the system but, you know, this sort of personally demonizing I think to gain a lot of political capital was fairly horrible. There's no you know, these guys are not evil. That's what makes it so interesting. It's a very gray area in terms of what these guys are all about and to start that stuff

GLENN: Well, I think some of them, Bernie Madoff, he clearly is.

COBEN: That's a criminal. That's the problem. You shouldn't link Bernie Madoff with the egg guys.

GLENN: Exactly. There are good guys in congress that don't have any clue as to what they are doing and others do exactly.

COBEN: Others who have the AIG faces, for years they sort of made fun of welfare moms. They are on welfare. They may not like it but, you know, the Wall Street's on welfare enough and you have to face up to that, also.

GLENN: Where are the people that were against corporate welfare? Where are they?

COBEN: They're no one's around anymore. All of a sudden everybody is a little bit socialist. It's not just

GLENN: I saw on the back of the book here, is this in Europe?

COBEN: That's in Europe.

GLENN: You were spending a lot of time over in Europe when you are doing research on this?

COBEN: I had a French movie made of one of my books called "Tell No One" and I pride myself on being the Jerry Lewis of crime fiction. I'm big in Paris, France. So I was over there on book tour.

GLENN: Okay. So then you are a perfect guy to talk about it. G 20 is happening this week.

COBEN: Yeah.

GLENN: Obama last time was greeted as the savior of all mankind over in Europe. Not so much this time.

COBEN: Right.

GLENN: Because they are saying we're spending Europe is saying we're spending too much program too much on programs and we are out of control. What do you think the response to him over in Europe is going to be?

COBEN: I still think he's still in the honeymoon phase over there but that's what's sort of interesting. You know, the G 20 also points out one of the problems we Americans ignored, it's not an American problem, the economy. You want to blame Bush, this is worldwide. It's just as bad in the U.K. and all over Europe. But it's funny because they used to be able to point to us, you Americans, you don't have any of these programs and you are not spending enough. Now wait a minute, you know, we want to be the ones spending more than you guys. So calm down over there.

GLENN: Yeah, they are really, they are quite concerned. And you know what I find also interesting is who was it I read about today, you know, Brazil last week said that it was blonde hair, blue eyes, the president of Brazil, blonde haired, blue eyed problem and was it Sarkozy? Who was it that came out yesterday and said that it was the Anglo Saxons? Basically England and America that has caused this problem. The world is really starting to demonize.

COBEN: Right.

GLENN: Us.

COBEN: I think it's the same way that we are demonizing AIG or Wall Street that, you know, people are always looking for the person to blame and a person to demonize. That's so one of the most convenient target. It's our fault, we were greedy and all of that.

GLENN: It's interesting to me that while everybody wants to demonize and take it out on, you know, the wealthiest 1% or 5% or 2%, whatever it is, I've been making this case for a long time, when these politicians say I'm going to go up and I'm going to buy these drugs from Canada because it's not right that, you know, Canada pays less than we do, yada, yada, and I keep pointing out, no, no, no, that's just your theory that we're the wealthiest 1% that, you know, the wealthiest 1% should pay more. We are the wealthiest 1%, or 5% in the entire world.

COBEN: That's an interesting point, yeah.

GLENN: So everybody is doing what we're doing now to ourselves. We're demonizing the wealthiest 1%; the rest of the world is saying, "Yeah, it's the wealthiest 1% that did that to us." Even our poorest in America are still part of the wealthiest 1%.

COBEN: Right, right.

GLENN: You know the difference in France. Tell me about the houses in France compared to the houses here.

COBEN: Well, in Paris they are actually awfully beautiful. What can I tell you. But, you know, you are absolutely right that it's always a problem when you are trying to demonize because one day you may be on the wrong side of that demonization.

GLENN: Yeah.

COBEN: You know, I mean, Barney Frank is, you know, going too far and I really think he is. And I back a lot of the stuff they were doing but you've got to be careful when you're making, you know, political hay, you pointed out, I guess it was last night you had the attorney general from

GLENN: Yeah, it was a little, a little ugly.

COBEN: Well, you know, there are laws. This country is based on laws and things like that. Someone breaks the law; Bernie Madoff, you go after them, you go after them hard. Here's the other thing. I don't get why Bernie Madoff's kids get to keep anything. If I steal your TV and I give it to my kid, it's not his TV.

GLENN: Yeah.

COBEN: So even if they didn't do it, even if they didn't know.

GLENN: They did know.

COBEN: But even if they did I'm giving them that. Even if they didn't know, if I steal your TV and I give it to my kid and never tell them, does my kid get to keep that TV or does he have to give it back to you?

GLENN: More on Long Lost in today's e mail newsletter. That is the name of the book. Comes out today?

COBEN: Comes out today.

GLENN: Long Lost, Harlan Coben, rave, rave, rave reviews from the Mercury staff here at the Glenn Beck program. Thank you so much and we'll see you again.

Ryan: Kanye West and the Great Society

Graphic by Alexander Somoskey.

Donald Trump has been name-dropped by nearly every major rapper of the last 30 years, starting with a reference by Beastie Boys on their iconic album Paul's Boutique, the Sgt. Pepper of hip-hop.

He's been mentioned by Jay Z. Ludacris. Young Thug. Nelly. Kendrick Lamar. Juicy J. Rick Ross. Eminem. Big Sean. A Tribe Called Quest. Scarface. Lil Wayne. The Coup. Master P. Ice Cube. Mos Def. Raekwon, Ol' Dirty Bastard, and various other Wu-Tang Clan affiliates. R. Kelly. Pete Rock. Nas. E-40.

And don't forget this surreal moment in our nation's history.

Then-candidate Trump on SNL ... dancing to a Drake parody.(Screenshot from YouTube)

When Bun B referred to Trump on the Chopped-n-Screwed anthem "Pocket Full of Stones," he was keeping with a tradition of rappers admiring Trump. This only changed a few years ago.

But then there's Kanye West, who proudly donned the red MAGA hat after discovering Candace Owens and being called "a jackass" by our nation's first black President. Then Kanye was hugging President Trump in the Oval Office? While wearing a Make America Great Again hat, supposed symbol of white supremacy, Nazism, hate, evil?

(Screenshot from YouTube)

People flipped. Everyone did. Longtime critics suddenly — and bizarrely — embraced Kanye as an ally, while longtime defenders disowned him, abandoned him like nail clippings, often mocking his struggles with mental illness and labeling him, if you can believe it, a white supremacist.

Then, in a moment that changed music history, Kanye released the single "Ye vs. the People."

Ye vs. the People (starring TI as the People) www.youtube.com

In it, he challenges what he sees as the unspoken rule that black Americans have to vote Democrat. He had hinted at the idea on his track "Black Skinhead," from the hauntingly gorgeous album Yeezus, but now he was addressing it head-on, with the passion of a man going to Confession for the first time in a decade.

Why should black folks have to abide by any set of cultural or political or artistic guidelines to begin with? And, he argues, the pressure to adhere to this longheld framework is itself undergirded by a subtle and cleverly masked racism, imposed by a group of people who portray themselves as the champions of race and enemies of white supremacy and destroyers of dumb yokel rednecks with their Rebel flags and monster trucks and fully-automatic AR-15 assault weapons. All of which, it turns out, is some next-level projection.

Kanye also confronts the presence of these expectations and stereotypes in hip-hop. The idea that rappers must invoke a negative persona in order to succeed. And the moment they deviate from that image they are rebuked or ignored, even though the persona is damaging to the black community as a whole. Which is especially ironic given that the people who voice the most outrage tend to be highly privileged, supposedly progressive white folks who love to rant about white privilege and black oppression.

Is it better if I rap about crack? 'Cause it's cultural?
Or how about I'ma shoot you? or f**k your b***h?
Or how about all this Gucci, 'cause I'm f****n' rich?

Best of all, Kanye has answers. And they differ from the erudite solutions offered by, say, A Tribe Called Quest, who, like Kanye, have modeled a healthy, positive image of blackness for the black community.

A central theme within "Ye vs. The People" is empathy as power, rebellion, freedom.

Make America Great Again had a negative perception
I took it, wore it, rocked it, gave it a new direction
Added empathy, care and love and affection
And y'all simply questionin' my methods.

This concept is an extension of the powerful devotion to positive energy that Kanye adopted around that time, a purview he has cultivated into a wild new form of electronic gospel.

But his personal transformation was tough.

That [MAGA] hat stayed in my closet like 'bout a year and a half
Then one day I was like, "F**k it, I'ma do me"
I was in the sunken place and then I found the new me.

This is a struggle that many Americans undergo. Researchers call it the spiral of silence. The idea that the news media and social media present biased opinions as though they are fact, and when the message conflicts with a person's opinions or values, they feel isolated, alone.

Kanye and T.I. during the making of "Ye vs. the People"(Screenshot from YouTube)

As Kanye raps in "Ye vs. the People"

A lot of people agree with me but they're too scared to speak up.

Because we have an incredible ability to sense public opinion. So when we suspect that we hold a belief that rails against acceptable thought, we tend to keep quiet about it. That silence makes the opinion seem even more taboo, resulting in a more widespread silence.

In reality, many of these supposedly taboo opinions are not only popular, they are normal and practical and logical. Healthy, even. And the real danger is in demonizing them. But too many people are afraid they'll be ostracized for expressing their beliefs.

Like how — despite what we've been led to believe — most Americans cannot stand political correctness.

But the small minority of people who champion it are powerful and loud. They're like that cardboard city in North Korea, just visible enough from the border to make it seem like a thriving community. They're the Wicked Witch of the West, or Iago from Othello, or Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants.

So far, they have been successful. Although "success" by their metric is anarchic and primal, all destruction and loudness and people nervous to speak their mind. And the cost of rebellion can be devastating.

By the time Kanye West wrote "Yay versus the People," he had gotten sick of this power dynamic. So he broke the spiral of silence."

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In the words of German philosopher Hans-Georg Gadamer, "Whoever has language has the world."

Humans alone have it.

But in order for us to know freedom in our world, our language has to be public, shared, active. Because each of us thrives constantly with language, a stream of it always in our mind. Aristotle defined "thought" as the infinite dialogue between the soul and itself. Conversation is the exchange of thought between people. When we converse, we simultaneously release our infinite dialogue and accept the other person's. By speaking, we shape the world and free ourselves.

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Another way to say it is that Donald Trump might have inspired the song that could very well signify the end of Hip-Hop, which is not only the most popular genre of our zeitgeist, it's the most popular, and successful, form of music in American history, which is the most important era of musical history.

If the Beatles were bigger than Jesus, and Drake literally outpaces the Beatles, then, well, you get the point God forgive me. And Kanye is bigger than Drake. So who better to have the final word on the capacities of Hip-Hop than Kanye West?

Nobody.

Every genre must come to a close. There's a reason why people aren't eagerly awaiting the next great disco album, or flocking to arenas to hear the newest bluegrass superstar, or asking to get their hair done like the latest syringe-armed guitarist of Guns N Roses.

(Screenshot from Instagram)

The great era of Rock 'N' Roll ended roughly about the time Radiohead traded their guitars and drums for synthesizers and sequencers, not long after Kurt Cobain took an insane amount of heroin and cradled a shotgun in his guesthouse, only to be discovered several days later by an electrician. Even worse, Nickelback soiled Cobain's legacy with godawful anthems, and who have their own weird and contradictory and hilarious connection to President Trump.

These days, Rock N' Roll lives mostly via nostalgia, as evinced by the explosion of cover bands. Notice how you don't see any hip-hop cover bands. You will, someday. But, for now, Hip-Hop reigns supreme. And Kanye is the King.

The brilliant Nina Simone once told a reporter that "An artist's duty, as far as I'm concerned, is to reflect the times."

Because music accords itself to the gravity and creative truth of the era. And currently we entrust hip-hop with this complicated maneuver.

But the past year, Kanye has been crafting a new sound through his Sunday services, weekly jam sessions with acoustic musicians and a choir and everyone dressed in white, praying through song, herding us into a better place, looking above for guidance. If it's anything like his track "Ultralight Beam," it will bring calm to our divided culture.

Mark my words: The resultant album will usher in an entirely new era, a magical flash in human history.

So far, hip-hop has been the defiant child of R&B and Electronica, the grandchild of Spoken Word and Steve Reich Minimalism, with tinges of Punk. Not for much longer. Kanye will see to that. And, weirdly, President Trump has helped inspire this transformation.

Meaning, Donald Trump will have had a hand in reinventing music as a whole, in spreading a movement of positive reformation. Love him or hate him, it does not matter. What other politician can make that claim?

There's an optimism to this that Dave Chappelle captured in his now-infamous Saturday Night Live monologue, just days after Trump was elected, asking Americans to at least give the man a chance. And again in his special "Equanimity," when he said

I swear no matter how bad it gets, you're my countrymen, and I know for a fact that I'm determined to work shit out with y'all.

In a moment of now-tired irony, the usual suspects heaped a barrage of hate at Chappelle for these remarks. But their outrage does not matter, in the grand scheme of things. Because it is an incredible time to be alive. It's beautiful. We should never forget that, no matter how petty or outrageous daily life gets.

At the moment, we are a country that is — everywhere, secretly — hurting. But we are Americans. Together. This is America. And, every day, God delights in our greatness and our empathy and our endless gift for love. So open your heart and listen. Say what you need to say.

New installments of this series come out every Monday and Thursday. Check out my Twitter or email me at kryan@mercurystudios.com

Ryan: Michael Bennet, Little League

Photo by Sean Ryan

Every day, life getting shorter. Every day, life going faster. Every day, like a roller coaster. These were the kinds of things that Michael Bennet was saying.

Michael Bennet, God bless him, he seemed like a decent lad. All week he had his family there. He said his campaign was their family vacation. He had had prostate cancer but would you believe he survived?

"Life is getting shorter," he said. "Every day."

Photo by Sean Ryan

He was well spoken. Dry. Talked with an air of consultation. Like you were in his office, and he had things to tell you.

Like a Little League coach who could actually be a coach someday.

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I would encounter Bennet again the next day, at the Iowa State Fair.

Having just seen Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.) at a small Baptist church, we ventured to the fair to see Bernie Sanders' riot of a Sunday speech. Bennet was on before him, so I got there early, and I paced off to get a restroom break. The media center is in the basement of the administration building, right by the Political Soapbox stage.

For whatever reason, the first-floor men's restroom has giant windows along the wall, and you can see right out onto the walkway that wraps around the building. I did not realize that this was the path that the candidates take to get to the stage.

Photo by Sean Ryan

And, this far into the 2020 presidential election, they never went many places alone. They had a press swarm and their wives and maybe an old friend who relocated here when the hurricane sank his house.

I was rushing. Panicking, really. Because I heard all the commotion. But nature abides by its own pace. And as I shuffled to the sink to wash my hands, my pants fell all the way down. I was exposed. Out in the open and in such desperation, you clobber yourself outside of time. It was all slo-mo with the Chopped-n-screwed voices as I scrambled to lift my trousers and audibly gasped the words, "Well just no." At that exact moment, that "accidental Renaissance" painting occurred as I locked eyes with Michael Bennet, slowly maneuvering the walkway.

These sorts of things happened, didn't they? There you were in a restroom, at an NFL game or a concert or maybe a bar, and you see someone you work with, or someone from church or school, and you lock eyes for a moment in confusion then revert to cave talk and shrug and get on with what you were doing. But it's weird when only one of you is actively part of the etiquette and allowances of a restroom and one of you is held to a higher standard, for the sake of common decency. Now let's say that you, the restroom occupant, happen to be credentialed press, and the outsider, Michael Bennet, happens to be a candidate for president of America.

Once the herd passed by behind him, I laughed a bit, quietly, because life could be very funny.

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Onstage, Bennet, a senator from Colorado, gave the performance of a cake falling into a pool. Like he had been ghost-busted. Like he had spent the last two months learning the Fortnite dance moves and now that he had mastered them, suddenly Fortnite was for losers, and Fortnite dances, well, they were even worse.

The Political Soapbox is great because every candidate has 20 minutes. Those 20 minutes were theirs. Most of the time, they got romantic like a Backstreet Boy singing up toward an open window. Occasionally, they lost it. Bennet did neither. He belly-flopped into hay bales.

Photo by Sean Ryan

Remember that the growing crowd had the dangerous feel of a natural disaster. And it was gaspingly warm that day. So neither the crowd nor the environment were ready to give Bennet a freebie.

He gave a ravishing speech, full of neat invective. Then looked up and realized he still had 14 minutes on the clock. Oof. That was most of it, and he'd already done the Floss and the Robot and the Electro Shuffle, and honestly his shoulder was a little stiff from all that dance practice. So he opened the floor for questions.

Now, that was not the greatest idea. For one, this was not the type of place for such a thing. They called it a soapbox because you were meant to live out the phrase "on a soapbox" by ranting and fist-pounding and all other theatrics.

The Bernie Sanders supporters hadn't arrived en masse yet, so most of the people around the stage were clad in Trump gear. And they all had their hands up ready to ask him questions. Well, firebombs, really, masked as interrogative statements. Bennet shouted without breathing, then said, "I want to find a non-male person who has a question."

This did not sit well with the males who did not like the trend of personalizing all things, cautious gendering, and the sudden change of direction so that now they had to just listen.

Most people did not care.

"I do not support Bernie's plan," Bennet shouted. But would you believe the Bernie supporters had literally just arrived, you could smell their hair dye.

They jeered, then acted exactly — and I mean exactly — like the Trump supporters.

"I would rather support free pre-school than free college," he shouted. "Many people talk about... " but the jeering was too powerful. And the Bernie supporters had likely just had quinoa açaí bowls at their pre-Bernie brunch, so they were unstoppable. Well God bless the man for scratching "Give Presidency a Try" off his bucket list. Because at least he had a bucket list.

What did they have? Student debt and a restraining order? They being the growing factions of Bernie and Trump supporters in the audience. You could not see any pavement. It was just people and faces like the Mediterranean in the evening, all the way to the towering walls of the Grandstand.

Looking out at all that chaos, all that latent disaster, Bennet must have felt a deep stirring.

The night before, Slipknot headlined at the Grand Stand, a sold-out show. Rollicking and bursting and howling. How many drumbeats could drummer Jay Weinberg get per minute? At one point, vocalist Corey Taylor unleashed a demonic bellow, then adjusted his mask and looked out to all those people, those devoted fans, because many of them had Slipknot tattoos, and maybe he, like Bennet, indulged a moment for himself, a personalization of the grand setting, then shrieked, then persuaded the audience to lift their hands into the air, maybe toward a constellation of their choosing, and extend their middle finger like it was an egg landing on a pillow, which symbolizes the human condition.




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President Trump couldn't personally make it to Houston for the 3rd Democratic Debate, so he paid $7,500 for a single-engine Cessna to fly in circles over Texas Southern University campus while pulling a banner that said, "Socialism will kill Houston's economy! Vote Trump 2020!"

For four hours, it chugged around up there. You could hear it everywhere. It was the soundtrack of the night.

You can just imagine Trump's face as he had the banner-plane idea. You can hear him putting in the order. You can see his list of demands. And at the very top, "I WANT THE LOUDEST PLANE YOU CAN FIND!!!"

*

Was that Bret Baier in the aisle, adjusting his reading glasses and thumbing at the strap of his comically small backpack as he crossed the blue-carpeted gymnasium? He looked like the human version of Wisconsin. He was saying something but all you could hear was the plane overhead.

Photo by Kevin Ryan

Bret Baier, the stoic host of "Special Report with Bret Baier" on Fox News and the network's chief political anchor. He's underrated, if you ask me. Legacy. Old-school. He just delivers the news, which is what most people want. He talks the way anchors used to talk, with the American accent unique to news anchors even though he was born in New Jersey and raised in Georgia.

I had spent the last year-and-a-half on a series of in-depth profiles on some of the major countercultural figures of our time. People like Jordan Peterson, Dave Rubin, and Carol Swain. So my first impulse was to rush over to Baier and profile the guy. Nobody else would, after all. The New Yorker, The Atlantic, Harper's. But they ought to. The man has a hell of a story.
He joined Fox News a year-and-a-half after it was founded, as the southeast correspondent in Atlanta. A few years later, on a Tuesday in September, nineteen terrorists hijacked four passenger airliners and crashed into America.

When the first plane hit, Fox producers told Baier to just get in his car and drive to New York City. They needed back-up reporters for the next day. When the second plane crashed into the south tower of the World Trade Center at 9:03 a.m., they said, "Step on it, Baier."

He and his producer were an hour outside Atlanta when American Airlines Flight 77 slammed into the Pentagon. Still a good 8 hours away, but closer to D.C. than to New York City. So they re-routed to Arlington, Virginia, as fast as they could. Past a blur of fields full of indifferent cows. Past houses full of people who could hardly talk, people who couldn't describe what they were seeing and hearing, all the smoke and the blood and the office-supply confetti. Past towns that barely moved, gas stations with nobody in them, people sunken into a far-away stare.

Yet there was the sun, with only a few bangles of cloud every so often. America had been paralyzed but the earth kept trucking along, quiet and unbothered. It must have felt strange for Baier, to speed down empty highways — toward literal death and chaos — under a perfect sky, below cascading light and color.

Nature doesn't care if we make it out alive.

*

That day, Baier reported live from a Citgo station across the street from the Pentagon, rubble in heaps of flame behind him. It was like he'd fallen onto a different planet and was reporting back to home.

The next day arrived and it was so quiet everywhere. Nobody knew a damn thing. We could not believe our eyes. We all turned to reporters and anchors for answers. Most often, they blurted out whatever they could.

Something about Bret Baier gave audiences a much-needed boost. Reliable, sturdy. Like he said what had to be said and not a word extra.

Fox kept him in D.C., indefinitely. A friend helped him find an apartment. He never went back to Atlanta. Two weeks later, Fox News appointed him Pentagon correspondent, a position that saw him travel the world, including 13 trips to Afghanistan and 12 to Iraq.

Halfway through George W. Bush's second term, Baier became Fox News' White House correspondent.

Then, a year before he would earn his current position as anchor, Baier became a father. His son was born with holes in his heart — five congenital heart defects. Twelve days later, the boy underwent open-heart surgery. Baier and his wife waited in tiled rooms drenched with flowers and ESPN and drab ultraviolet light, surrounded by machines full of beeps and whirring and beeps and whirring.

Baier's son has since undergone two additional open-heart surgeries, nine angioplasties, and one stomach operation. In an interview with Parents Magazine, Baier said that his son's health problems have "given me perspective about my job, going through policy and politics in Washington, D.C., to see the bigger picture."

*Part of the reason I couldn't tell whether or not it was Baier is he's usually up on the main stage. For the 2012 election, he moderated five Republican debates, and co-anchored FNC's America's Election HQ alongside Megyn Kelly.

The 2016 election would propel him into a much larger role. He anchored three Republican debates, but this time he had to handle Donald Trump.

Baier knew Trump personally, from before the election. They'd played golf together. He described Trump as "a nice guy outside of his TV persona" and never thought Trump would actually make a run for the Presidency. Onstage, Trump was much different. And Baier had been tasked with maintaining control.

A devout Roman Catholic, he appreciates a nice glass of wine and a fine cut of steak. He likes a good joke, too. In January, 2019, Baier signed a multi-year deal with Fox News to continue "Special Report." A few weeks later, he and his family went to Montana for a ski trip. The weekend was wonderful. But they had to get back to New York because Baier was scheduled to appear on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" that Tuesday.

Imagine him, again in a car hurtling toward a fateful destination. How he squinted through the frost-pocked windshield and gripped the steering wheel. As he guided the white SUV along the two-lane road to the airport. The land looked haunted, barren, lifeless. Everywhere, the world was frozen white. Snow and ice blanketing the fields, gauze over the sky.

At some anonymous intersection, Baier pumped the brakes, but the tires hit an ice patch, and the SUV spun loose. An oncoming car slammed into the driver's side, launching the vehicle into an embankment, wedged on its side. A man named Zach stopped his pickup truck and helped the family crawl free, and the Montana Highway Patrol rushed them to the hospital.

"Don't take anything for granted," Baier tweeted later. "Every day is a blessing and family is everything. It's always good to remind yourself of that before something does it for you."

Before every debate that he moderates, Baier spends 10 minutes alone, praying.

*

A Freedom of Information Act request in 2011 revealed that Fox News was actually right. That the Obama Administration really did hate them. And had intentionally excluded them from a press pool two years earlier. Then laughed about it.

The documents unearthed snarky emails between various high-ranking aides in the Obama Administration. In one, the Deputy White House communications director bemoaned Baier's reporting on the bias. "I'm putting some dead fish in the [Fox News] cubby — just cause Bret Baier is a lunatic." That same day, deputy press secretary Josh Earnest bragged in an email that "we've demonstrated our willingness and ability to exclude Fox News from significant interviews."

The Trump administration pulled a similar stunt in July, 2018 by banning a CNN reporter from the press pool. Trump and Fox News had developed a beneficial relationship by then. And CNN was a lifelong competitor, a public enemy.
That night, Baier delivered an official statement, "This decision to bar a member of the press is retaliatory in nature and not indicative of an open and free press. We demand better. As a member of the White House press pool, Fox stands firmly with CNN on this issue of access."

Fox News rebuked Trump in solidarity with CNN. It was a heartening gesture between two seeming enemies. Fox News were standing up for truth, defending journalism, rejecting tyranny even though the ban would have benefitted them as a company.

Who knows how many books and dissertations and articles have been written about Fox News, usually in relation to bias, usually with a scathing tone. The conclusions differ wildly, yet each one claims certitude.

Generally, academics and journalists have taken a doomsday tone when talking about Fox News. Accusations of evil, fear-mongering, bigotry, hatred, misinformation, propaganda, racism, homophobia, and so on.

Despite these outcries, Fox News has consistently held its spot as the most-watched network in the country. Imagine how that makes its critics feel.

In an August 3, 2018 appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Baier said, "the biggest problem is that the people who are most critical of Fox are usually people who have not watched Fox News."

Fox News is composed of two distinct departments. Punditry and straight news. Or "opinion news" and "descriptive news." Consistently, surveys of the public rate Fox News as both the least- and most-biased news network.
Last year, a survey found Fox News to be the second most-trusted television news brand in the country, after the BBC.

In a separate study, Democrats rated its bias score at (negative) -87, while Republicans placed it at (positive) +3. Which is like if, at a football game, one referee said "Touchdown," while the other referee said "Turnover, leading to Touchdown for the Defense." It can't be both, can it?

Public opinion may not be the best metric for understanding Fox News, especially in 2019.

Quantitative studies have offered clearer conclusions. In 2016, a content analysis used crowdsourcing and machine learning to examine over 800,000 news stories published over a year by 15 major outlets, from the New York Times to Fox News. They wanted to chart media bias.

What they discovered is that news outlets are far more similar than we believe. Much of the perceived bias is a matter of separating "opinion news" from "descriptive news." For conservatives, it's punditry. For those on the left, it's op-eds and long form investigative pieces, although the left tends to insist that they're not biased, that they are instead just more apt to tell the truth, even though research has disproven this belief.

The researchers found a much larger bias-divide in opinion news, whereas descriptive news was practically neutral. One of the researchers described Fox News' descriptive news as "guided by similar news values as more traditional, legacy media."

University of California Berkeley sociologist Arlie Russell Hochschild wrote that "Fox News stands next to industry, state government, church, and the regular media as an extra pillar of political culture all its own."

Say what you want about Fox News, they play a crucial role in the so-called mainstream media. And, despite what Fox News will lead you to believe, they are definitely part of the mainstream. And they are by no means the innocent victim. And certainly not powerless. And they have all kinds of problems that I will not defend. But we'll talk about that in a later installment, the one about Kamala Harris at a gun control rally, advocating for propaganda.

*

After two months of political events, I suspected that different news networks have their own signifiers, like the distinct stripes and markings on various spiders.

Wall Street Journal reporters tended to carry old-timey notepads and interview any bystander they could find. Breitbart usually only sent one person, and he wandered around with his iPhone, recording every single thing. Politico, prim-suited men who could just as easily work on the stock market.

Most of the reporters dressed like that, in stagey business attire. Prim for a high school job fair. Meanwhile, the photographers, mostly men, looked like professional paintball players. The camera crews and technical staff were the only ones decked in tattoos and wearing sandals and generally not caring about the chaos all around them. On-camera talent were covered in makeup and shrink-wrapped into dresses or suits with chip-clips along the spine.

The Washington Post sent the classiest and most bored-looking people I have ever encountered. They never looked at their laptops as their fingers chopped at the keys, and you assumed they were pretending until you read their stories online. You could spot ABC because their camera crew wore faded red ABC hats. Associated Press looked like they had just come back from a battlefield assignment in Syria, and never donned the same press credentials as everyone else, preferring a tattered AP lanyard. And you always knew when someone was with the New York Times because they announced it to the entire room.

And Fox News? At democratic events, they usually hid. But not that day, in Houston, as Bret Baier walked up the aisle to a table a couple rows in front of me.

Most people arrived in the Media Filing Center several hours before the debate. Fox News got there just slightly after that, as everyone was wiggling in their seats and connecting their laptops to a shared outlet.

There were seven or so in the pack of Fox News, all grinning. They all had white to-go sacks from Chick-fil-A. And the room got quieter, so Trump's plane got louder. It was a double trolling event.

As host of the debate, ABC would be providing dinner. This information was included in the credentials email that all of us had received. So nobody else had brought food with them. No need.

Even better, I was familiar enough with that part of Houston to know that there was not a Chick-fil-A anywhere close to us. Who knew where they'd gotten that Chick-fil-A, but odds are it wasn't warm. Who knew if there was even any food in the bags.

They had brought Chick-fil-A into a building full of national media during the third Democratic Presidential debate. The 2020 election was already full of outrage about plenty of things, and one of them was Chick-fil-A. To some folks, the red chicken logo might as well have been a swastika. That very week LGBT activists had vehemently — cartoonishly — protested the opening of several Chick-fil-A's throughout North America. Chicken sandwiches had become yet another flag on the tug-of-war rope in the Culture War of our country.

To be clear, the political left was anti-Chicken and the political right was pro-Chicken. The media tended to lean anti-Chicken, and frequently wrote about anti-Chicken causes, often scolding pro-Chicken voices, or ignoring the struggles of the pro-Chicken community only to deny any opinion on Chicken at all. That was the cowardly part, of you ask me, the pretending like they weren't activists.

The Democratic candidates definitely leaned anti-Chicken. Sometimes they took it so far that it upset moderate anti-Chicken advocates. Because was it really so bad to eat Chicken? Couldn't you be anti-Chicken but also enjoy Chicken occasionally? Why did everything have to be either "all Chicken all the time unless you hate freedom" or "no chicken ever unless you support hate"?

The fight had spread everywhere. Airports, stadiums, malls, campuses. All had served as battlegrounds for the anti-Chicken versus the pro-Chicken.

The previous President was anti-Chicken. In fact, he may well have enflamed the entire movement. During his tenure, there were nationwide protests that saw pro-Chicken advocates angrily and proudly eating Chicken while anti-Chicken advocates protested outside and occasionally engaged in homosexual affection, which was being threatened by Chicken, according to them.

Every time the pro-Chicken folks bit into a Chicken sandwich, it was like they were gnawing away at the anti-Chicken people themselves. Degrading their identity. Because, for them, it was about the identity.

But the current President, unabashedly proud of his pro-Chicken stance, once served Chicken at the White House to some winning sports team, and the anti-Chicken activists saw it as proof that Chicken and hate go together. And maybe Chicken would even lead to the impeachment of the President they hate, which would mean the Vice President would become the President, but he's one of the most pro-Chicken people in America, so they'd have to impeach him, too. And the Supreme Court, it was overrun with pro-Chicken types.

This election, the Democratic front-runners competed for the bolder plan. They would end Chicken in America once and for all. They would obliterate our evil President and his Chicken Supremacy. Their stump speeches relied on harsh criticisms of pro-Chicken voters, who pretended to find the whole anti-Chicken movement amusing but were secretly enraged by it. In fact, they were certain that the anti-Chicken movement had been systematically silencing them for years, and that they had to fight for their Chicken in order to keep everything that they valued, even all the not-Chicken.

The media and the democrats and Hollywood and academia — all hated the Chicken, because they hated the pro-Chicken people. If they had their way, no more Chicken, ever again. And no more pro-Chicken deplorables. And tonight the anti-Chicken politico-culture complex would prove it, with long rants which get confirmed by glowing articles, calculated takedowns about the merits of anti-Chicken and the evils of pro-Chicken.

Yet here was Fox News, with actual Chicken. And they were smiling. Maybe in part because the police who were guarding us all tended to be pro-Chicken. And this was Texas, after all, an incredibly pro-Chicken state. But there were 49 other states and 14 territories, and all of them were fighting for or against Chicken.

Some experts even said we were on the cusp of a Civil War.


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We've heard the catchphrase "follow the money" so often that it's nearly a joke. It gained added attention in the 1976 movie All the President's Men, which follows the story of the two journalists who uncovered Watergate. "Follow the money," their source told them, "and you'll find corruption."

Problem is, corrupters hide their bad behavior remarkably well. They are masters of disguise. But if you look closely enough, you can spot the seams splitting in their choreographed routine.

One technique that magicians use for psychological misdirection is called the false solution. The goal is to distract the audience, to make them believe that they know what's really happening. All the while, the machinations of the actual trick are happening right in front of them, because "implanting an unlikely and unfamiliar idea in the mind can prevent participants from finding a more obvious one."

Billions of dollars. Lost. Gone.

I want to tell you a story of tremendous corruption, masked cleverly, using many of the same techniques that magicians have used for centuries. Only it's not a rabbit disappearing into a hat or a coin vanishing behind an ear. It's billions of dollars. Lost. Gone.

And the people responsible are the same people who have been so monstrously worked up about Trump's impeachment. The same people screaming about Trump's malfeasance with Ukraine are actually the ones misbehaving in Ukraine.

It's essentially an elevated, highly organized form of projection. Only instead of one person lashing out at the world, it's an entire political party, right up to the top. The very top. Barack Obama. It's right there on video.

Or how about the audio recording we uncovered, with Artem Sytnyk, Director of the National Anti-corruption Bureau of Ukraine, openly admitting a connection between the DNC and Ukraine?

So far, the story told by the Democrats and the media has been about Trump and Ukraine. Every so often, you hear mention of Joe Biden's dubious history with the war-torn country.

We were the first to talk about Joe Biden's connections to Ukraine back in April, with our candidate profile on Biden.

It turns out, the whole debacle was much worse than we thought. It stretched further than Uncle Joe. What we found out is that the DNC was working with the Ukrainian government.

This isn't a conspiracy theory. And we have the documents to prove it.

Read on to discover everything you need for a 30-second elevator pitch that you can give to your friend and say, "Look, here's what you need to know. Here's what's really going on."

If anyone is guilty, they should go to jail.

Last night, in Ukraine: The Democrats' Russia I revealed the elaborate misdirection taking place.

I said it last night and I'll say it again: If Trump is guilty, he should go to jail. If anyone is guilty, they should go to jail. Because this is too important to the Republic.

Watch the hands, follow the money.

Here are the documents, video, and audio that we found in our reporting. This is the hard evidence that will help you explain this unbelievable situation to other people.



  • June 2016 State Department memos detailing contacts between George Soros' office and Assistant Secretary of State Victoria Nuland.




As you can see, we did a lot of research on this, and we've done our best to condense it for you. It still requires you to do your own homework, but there's a tremendous freedom to that.

You are seeking the truth.

You are bucking the mainstream media. You are rejecting them. And you are seeking truth. Because they abandoned truth a long time ago and they certainly aren't interested in recovering it now.