Glenn Beck: Untimely Demise

In the Event of My Untimely Demise

by Brian Sack

GLENN: Brian Sack is the author of In the Event of My Untimely Demise that's out in paperback now."

MR. SACK: Apparently my cordless phone does not have a gift.

GLENN: Yeah, you have a big fat face that

MR. SACK: Yeah.

GLENN: Yeah.

MR. SACK: But on the other thing, aside from hanging up in the middle of phone interviews, you did teach me valuable things like getting the title out there, talking about what's in the book, trying to get people to read it in the event of my untimely demise.

GLENN: Sure. And it's actually a very funny book and honestly it's something that I thought about killing you and then just taking the manuscript and

MR. SACK: Stealing it.

GLENN: Republishing it under my name.

MR. SACK: Yeah, because you'd get a better deal probably.

GLENN: Well, sold Moore books.

MR. SACK: You've got what they call the platform, you've got the platform which is the way to sell the book. I don't have the platform. I've got Twitter.

GLENN: Yeah, so that's

MR. SACK: Hey, everybody, I'm on Twitter.

GLENN: Okay. So Brian Sack, you know, we're trying to say that I have a gift, and I think you hit it out of the park.

MR. SACK: Right.

GLENN: I think you said that with

STU: Yeah, but he did not say it quietly, though. That is in the quote is you are supposed to say it quietly with deep humility.

MR. SACK: I can do it again because when it comes to acting, I have a gift.

GLENN: See, that doesn't sound humble. Did that sound humble?

STU: No, it did not.

MR. SACK: Didn't sound humble, right.

STU: That was just normal humility, not deep humility.

GLENN: So Brian, in the event of my untimely demise, it's a letter to your son?

MR. SACK: Yes, in the event of my untimely demise, like if I were to get swine flu or something.

GLENN: Like what?

MR. SACK: If I were to get swine flu or SARS or any of the flus.

GLENN: Are you teaching your kids about the swine flu?

MR. SACK: I want them to know that every six to twelve months the media needs to harp on something and it's usually a virus and that, you know, he needs to know to get all freaked out and then eventually it will go away and something weird will happen and there will be a new story like, you know, one of the Jonas Brothers will fall down and scrape his knee.

GLENN: You think that's what's going to replace the swine flu?

MR. SACK: Yes.

GLENN: Yeah.

MR. SACK: I'm putting my money on that.

GLENN: Let's say your kid has a cough or something like that but he also has a birthday party that he really wants to go to.

MR. SACK: Right.

GLENN: Do you send him or

MR. SACK: Well, what you do if he's coughing and you want to send him to the party and kind of disguise the flu? Is that what you're saying?

GLENN: I'm just sayin', yeah, might be a good idea.

MR. SACK: If he's coughing heavily, you can claim that he just auditioned for my littlest American Idol and that he's just kind of hoarse. If he seems sweaty, whatever you just claim, that he just ran a children's marathon.

GLENN: A children's marathon?

MR. SACK: Right. And if he's very sleepy, you say you were up all night partying with your kid.

GLENN: I don't think these are really good, I don't think these are are you at all concerned about your untimely demise with the swine flu there?

GLENN: I guess I should say yes, that everyone should rush out and get the book, in the event of my untimely demise because you never know what can happen by a virus that's, you know, in the papers. I mean, it's deadly. I mean, 20 days, this stuff spreads fast.

GLENN: Are you saying that the New York Times I'm just reading between lines.

MR. SACK: Right.

GLENN: The New York Times was how many? What was it, a billion seven that they are in the hole or something like that, Stu? And they've just gone to this big, you know, this big Mexican finance guy.

MR. SACK: Right.

GLENN: And bail out the paper there in Mexico. Are you saying, if I'm reading you right, that you believe this is a New York Times scam to sell more papers?

MR. SACK: I believe in this day and age you kind of need a little extra oomph and if it involves scaring the heck out of everybody oh, my gosh, I just coughed. That's weird. Didn't feel that coming on.

GLENN: I need some Purell. Do we have any? Okay, I'm a little freaked out now. You're coughing.

MR. SACK: Did you see I Am Legend? This whole thing, it smacks of I Am Legend really.

GLENN: You should stay in your house. Do you have plastic sheeting that could

MR. SACK: Pardon me?

GLENN: I was wondering if you had plastic sheeting that could cover the windows.

MR. SACK: I was going to put plastic tape over the windows and black out things and I was going to order in the event of my untimely demise off of Amazon. I didn't want to go to a bookstore, brick and mortar places. I think I'm should I be panicked? Yes, I'm terrified.

GLENN: Okay, good.

MR. SACK: I'm walking around oh, the book's on Facebook, too. Twitter, don't forget Twitter.

STU: Glenn, in these tough economic times and we're always looking for an investment opportunity.


STU: You just heard Brian Sack cough. Means he probably has swine flu. So in the event of his untimely demise, in the event of my untimely demise would be worth a lot more. So if you purchase it before his untimely demise.

MR. SACK: Right.

GLENN: No, it's not going to be worth a dime more. He dies from swine flu, nobody's going to pay a dollar more.

MR. SACK: You don't think so?

GLENN: Not a dollar more, even if it's signed. It may even drop in value if it's signed.

MR. SACK: You know what's weird to me? The paper edition has more material, it's got an extra chapter. You buy the hard cover and then they have

GLENN: It has an extra chapter? What is the extra chapter? I didn't die, son, I I'm still alive?

MR. SACK: This is about every generation's hardships. I talk about the greatest generation, Tom Brokaw's greatest generation and our claim to fame is we had 300 baud modems that were really slow and, you know, if we're going shopping, nobody really knew where you were, they couldn't call you on a mobile phone because nobody had them because they were the size of a gym bag.

GLENN: Brian Sack, very, very funny writer, very funny writer, a great book, in the event of my untimely demise, it's out on paperback now. Brian Sack, we'll see you.

MR. SACK: You should see my Twitter story.

Time after time, Americans have taken to the streets to defend our constitutional rights, whether it was our livelihood at stake -- or our lives. But, what was the point of all the civil rights movements that came before, if we're about to let the government take our rights away now?

On his Wednesday night special, Glenn Beck argued that Americans are tired of having our rights trampled by "tyrannical" leaders from state and local governments who are ignoring our unalienable rights during this pandemic.

"Our nanny state has gone too far. The men and women in office -- the ones closest to our communities, our towns, our cities -- are now taking advantage of our fear," Glenn said. "Like our brothers and sisters of the past, we need to start making the decisions that will put our destiny, and our children's destiny, back into our hands."

It took less than two months of the coronavirus tyranny to make America unrecognizable, but some Americans are fighting back, risking losing their jobs and businesses or even jail time, as they battle to take back our civil rights.

Here are just a few of their stories:

After New Jersey's Atilis Gym reopened in defiance of the governor's executive order, the Department of Health shut them down for "posing a threat to the public health." Co-owner Ian Smith says somebody sabotaged the gym's toilets with enire rolls of paper to create the public health "threat."

Oregon Salon owner, Lindsey Graham, was fined $14 thousand for reopening. She said she was visited by numerous government organizations, including Child Protective Services, in what she believes are bullying tactics straight from the governor's office.

77-year-old Michigan barber, Karl Manke, refused to close his shop even when facing arrest. "I couldn't go another 30 days without an income," he said. But when local police refused to arrest him, Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's (D) office suspending his business license instead.

Port of Seattle police officer Greg Anderson was suspended after he spoke out against enforcing what he called "tyrannical orders" imposed amid coronavirus lockdowns.

Kentucky mother-of-seven, Mary Sabbatino, found herself under investigation for alleged child abuse after breaking social distancing rules at a bank. After a social worker from child protective services determined there was no sign of abuse, he still sought to investigate why the Sabbatino's are homeschooling, and how they can give "adequate attention to that many children."

Dallas salon owner Shelley Luther was sentenced to seven days in jail after she defied the state-mandated stay-at-home orders to reopen her business.

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It took less than two months of the coronavirus tyranny to make America unrecognizable. Leaders from state and local governments across the U.S. have flattened the curve of some of our most basic constitutional rights, but some Americans are fighting back — and risking jail time or losing their businesses.

On Wednesday night's GBTV special, Glenn Beck argued that we're witnessing the birth of a new civil rights movement — and it's time to build a coalition of common sense to keep America as we know it free.

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On the radio program Thursday, Glenn Beck sat down with chief researcher Jason Buttrill to go over two bombshell developments that have recently come to light regarding former Vice President Joe Biden's role in the 2016 dismissal of Ukrainian Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin.

"Wow! Two huge stories dropped within about 24 hours of each other," Jason began. He went on to explain that a court ruling in Ukraine has just prompted an "actual criminal investigation against Joe Biden in Ukraine."

This stunning development coincided with the release of leaked phone conversations, which took place in late 2015 and early 2016, allegedly among then-Vice President Biden, Secretary of State John Kerry, and Ukraine's former President Petro Poroshenko.

One of the audiotapes seems to confirm allegations of a quid pro quo between Biden and Poroshenko, with the later admitting that he asked Shokin to resign despite having no evidence of him "doing anything wrong" in exchange for a $1 billion loan guarantee.

"Poroshenko said, 'despite the fact that we didn't have any corruption charges on [Shokin], and we don't have any information about him doing something wrong, I asked him to resign,'" Jason explained. "But none of the Western media is pointing this out."

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A recently declassified email, written by former National Security Adviser Susan Rice and sent herself on the day of President Donald Trump's inauguration, reveals the players involved in the origins of the Trump-Russia probe and "unmasking" of then-incoming National Security Adviser, Gen. Michael Flynn.

Rice's email details a meeting in the Oval Office on Jan 5, 2017, which included herself, former FBI Director James Comey, former Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates, former Vice President Joe Biden, and former President Barack Obama. Acting Director of National Intelligence, Richard Grenell, fully declassified the email recently amid President Trump's repeated references to "Obamagate" and claims that Obama "used his last weeks in office to target incoming officials and sabotage the new administration."

On Glenn Beck's Wednesday night special, Glenn broke down the details of Rice's email and discussed what they reveal about the Obama administration officials involved in the Russia investigation's origins.

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