Glenn Beck: Untimely Demise


In the Event of My Untimely Demise

by Brian Sack

GLENN: Brian Sack is the author of In the Event of My Untimely Demise that's out in paperback now."

MR. SACK: Apparently my cordless phone does not have a gift.

GLENN: Yeah, you have a big fat face that

MR. SACK: Yeah.

GLENN: Yeah.

MR. SACK: But on the other thing, aside from hanging up in the middle of phone interviews, you did teach me valuable things like getting the title out there, talking about what's in the book, trying to get people to read it in the event of my untimely demise.

GLENN: Sure. And it's actually a very funny book and honestly it's something that I thought about killing you and then just taking the manuscript and

MR. SACK: Stealing it.

GLENN: Republishing it under my name.

MR. SACK: Yeah, because you'd get a better deal probably.

GLENN: Well, sold Moore books.

MR. SACK: You've got what they call the platform, you've got the platform which is the way to sell the book. I don't have the platform. I've got Twitter.

GLENN: Yeah, so that's

MR. SACK: Hey, everybody, I'm on Twitter.

GLENN: Okay. So Brian Sack, you know, we're trying to say that I have a gift, and I think you hit it out of the park.

MR. SACK: Right.

GLENN: I think you said that with

STU: Yeah, but he did not say it quietly, though. That is in the quote is you are supposed to say it quietly with deep humility.

MR. SACK: I can do it again because when it comes to acting, I have a gift.

GLENN: See, that doesn't sound humble. Did that sound humble?

STU: No, it did not.

MR. SACK: Didn't sound humble, right.

STU: That was just normal humility, not deep humility.

GLENN: So Brian, in the event of my untimely demise, it's a letter to your son?

MR. SACK: Yes, in the event of my untimely demise, like if I were to get swine flu or something.

GLENN: Like what?

MR. SACK: If I were to get swine flu or SARS or any of the flus.

GLENN: Are you teaching your kids about the swine flu?

MR. SACK: I want them to know that every six to twelve months the media needs to harp on something and it's usually a virus and that, you know, he needs to know to get all freaked out and then eventually it will go away and something weird will happen and there will be a new story like, you know, one of the Jonas Brothers will fall down and scrape his knee.

GLENN: You think that's what's going to replace the swine flu?

MR. SACK: Yes.

GLENN: Yeah.

MR. SACK: I'm putting my money on that.

GLENN: Let's say your kid has a cough or something like that but he also has a birthday party that he really wants to go to.

MR. SACK: Right.

GLENN: Do you send him or

MR. SACK: Well, what you do if he's coughing and you want to send him to the party and kind of disguise the flu? Is that what you're saying?

GLENN: I'm just sayin', yeah, might be a good idea.

MR. SACK: If he's coughing heavily, you can claim that he just auditioned for my littlest American Idol and that he's just kind of hoarse. If he seems sweaty, whatever you just claim, that he just ran a children's marathon.

GLENN: A children's marathon?

MR. SACK: Right. And if he's very sleepy, you say you were up all night partying with your kid.

GLENN: I don't think these are really good, I don't think these are are you at all concerned about your untimely demise with the swine flu there?

GLENN: I guess I should say yes, that everyone should rush out and get the book, in the event of my untimely demise because you never know what can happen by a virus that's, you know, in the papers. I mean, it's deadly. I mean, 20 days, this stuff spreads fast.

GLENN: Are you saying that the New York Times I'm just reading between lines.

MR. SACK: Right.

GLENN: The New York Times was how many? What was it, a billion seven that they are in the hole or something like that, Stu? And they've just gone to this big, you know, this big Mexican finance guy.

MR. SACK: Right.

GLENN: And bail out the paper there in Mexico. Are you saying, if I'm reading you right, that you believe this is a New York Times scam to sell more papers?

MR. SACK: I believe in this day and age you kind of need a little extra oomph and if it involves scaring the heck out of everybody oh, my gosh, I just coughed. That's weird. Didn't feel that coming on.

GLENN: I need some Purell. Do we have any? Okay, I'm a little freaked out now. You're coughing.

MR. SACK: Did you see I Am Legend? This whole thing, it smacks of I Am Legend really.

GLENN: You should stay in your house. Do you have plastic sheeting that could

MR. SACK: Pardon me?

GLENN: I was wondering if you had plastic sheeting that could cover the windows.

MR. SACK: I was going to put plastic tape over the windows and black out things and I was going to order in the event of my untimely demise off of Amazon. I didn't want to go to a bookstore, brick and mortar places. I think I'm should I be panicked? Yes, I'm terrified.

GLENN: Okay, good.

MR. SACK: I'm walking around oh, the book's on Facebook, too. Twitter, don't forget Twitter.

STU: Glenn, in these tough economic times and we're always looking for an investment opportunity.

GLENN: Yes.

STU: You just heard Brian Sack cough. Means he probably has swine flu. So in the event of his untimely demise, in the event of my untimely demise would be worth a lot more. So if you purchase it before his untimely demise.

MR. SACK: Right.

GLENN: No, it's not going to be worth a dime more. He dies from swine flu, nobody's going to pay a dollar more.

MR. SACK: You don't think so?

GLENN: Not a dollar more, even if it's signed. It may even drop in value if it's signed.

MR. SACK: You know what's weird to me? The paper edition has more material, it's got an extra chapter. You buy the hard cover and then they have

GLENN: It has an extra chapter? What is the extra chapter? I didn't die, son, I I'm still alive?

MR. SACK: This is about every generation's hardships. I talk about the greatest generation, Tom Brokaw's greatest generation and our claim to fame is we had 300 baud modems that were really slow and, you know, if we're going shopping, nobody really knew where you were, they couldn't call you on a mobile phone because nobody had them because they were the size of a gym bag.

GLENN: Brian Sack, very, very funny writer, very funny writer, a great book, in the event of my untimely demise, it's out on paperback now. Brian Sack, we'll see you.

MR. SACK: You should see my Twitter story.

During his campaign, President Joe Biden survived scandal after scandal involving his son Hunter — the Ukraine/Burisma scandal, the laptop scandal, the one involving a stripper from Arkansas and a long-lost child. And yet, after it all appeared to have been swept under the rug, Hunter has now released a memoir — "Beautiful Things."

Filling in for Glenn Beck on the radio program this week, Pat Gray and Stu Burguiere discussed Hunter's "horrible" response when asked on "CBS This Morning" if the laptop seized by the FBI in 2019 belonged to him and reviewed a few segments from his new book, which they agreed raises the question: Is Hunter trying to sabotage his father's career?

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Countless corporations — from Delta Air Lines, Coca-Cola, and Porsche to UPS and LinkedIn — are calling out the Georgia voting laws, calling them "restrictive," "racist," and "discriminative." Meanwhile, words like "stakeholder" and "equitable" are starting to show up in their arguments.

On the radio program, Glenn Beck gave the "decoder ring" for what's really going on here, because our society is being completely redesigned in front of our eyes.

There's a reason why all these big businesses are speaking out now, and it has very little to do with genuine ideology, Glenn explained. It's all about ESG scores and forcing "compliance" through the monetization of social justice.

Glenn went on to detail exactly what ESG scores are, how they're calculated, and why these social credit scores explain the latest moves from "woke" companies.

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Dallas Jenkins is a storyteller — and he's telling the most important story of all time in a way that many believed was impossible.

Jenkins is the creator of "The Chosen," a free, crowdfunded series about the life of Jesus that rivals Hollywood productions. And Season 2 could not have arrived at a better time — on Easter weekend 2021. Church attendance has dropped, people are hungry for something bigger than all of us, and many are choosing social justice activism, political parties, or even the climate change movement as "religions" over God.

This Easter weekend, Jenkins joined Glenn on the "Glenn Beck Podcast" to discuss the aspects of Jesus that often get overlooked and break through the misconceptions about who Jesus really is to paint a clear picture of why America needs Emmanuel, "God with us," now more than ever.

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Award-winning investigative journalist Lara Logan joined Glenn Beck on the radio program this week to argue the Biden administration's border crisis is "enabling" drug cartels, allowing them to exploit migrants, use border wall construction roads, and cross the border much more easily.

Lara, who has witnessed and experienced firsthand some of the worst violence around the world as a war correspondent for CBS News, told Glenn it's "not an overstatement" to call the cartels in Mexico "the most violent and powerful criminal organizations on the face of the earth." And while they're "at war with us, we've been asleep at the wheel."

But Lara also offers solutions that the U.S. can enact to stop these horrific atrocities.

"There's more than 30,000 Mexican civilians who are massacred every year in Mexico by the cartels. And that's just the bodies that the Mexican government owns up to or knows about, right?" Lara said. "There's Mexicans buried in unmarked mass graves all across the country. I mean, everyone knows that the violence of the cartels is not like anything anyone has ever seen before. It even pales in comparison to, at times, to what terrorist groups like ISIS have done."

Lara went on to explain some of the unspeakable acts of violence and murder that occur at the hands of the Mexican cartels — 98% of which go uninvestigated.

"That's not unprosecuted, Glenn. That's uninvestigated," Lara emphasized. "[Cartels] operate with impunity. So the law enforcement guy, the policemen, the marine, the National Guardsmen, who are trying to do the right thing, who are not in the pocket of the cartels — what chance do those guys have? They've got no chance. You know where they end up? In one of those unmarked graves."

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