GLENN: Let me go to Dan. Can I go to Dan? Hello, by the way. Welcome to the program from New York City and Times Square. My name is Glenn Beck. Pat is here. Are you going to say hi, Pat?
PAT: Hi.
GLENN: Jeez, what a
PAT: Are you looking for a I didn't realize I mean, you made a statement. I didn't realize it was a question.
GLENN: Stu is here.
STU: Hi.
GLENN: Thank you very much, Stu. That's the way normal people react, Pat. And Dan is with us. Hello, Dan.
DAN: Hey, Glenn, how are you?
GLENN: See, Pat, he even
PAT: Well, he didn't acknowledge me. So why would I even
DAN: Hey, Pat, how are you doing?
PAT: Thank you, Dan.
GLENN: Dan, you're a listener in Tampa?
DAN: Correct.
GLENN: And you're a 9/12er?
DAN: That's right.
GLENN: Now, what was the purpose of the 9/12 project?
DAN: Well, you know, at the time a lot of us felt, in your words, disenfranchised. And, you know, as we saw your little WE Surround Them project turned out to be big coming up, I decided to go down to a Tampa Ale House to view the special and that's when I started getting involved and meeting a bunch of good people.
STU: I've heard there's some other uses, too, of the WE Surround Them project.
DAN: There are. I didn't know it, but apparently Glenn Beck is quite the matchmaker.
GLENN: Really?
DAN: That's right.
GLENN: That's what it's really all about.
STU: You are saying hooking up is also one of the
GLENN: He didn't say hooking up.
STU: I'm just reading between the lines.
DAN: The 13 principles.
GLENN: 13 principles? So can we speak here? Are we getting, are we getting is her name Daisy?
DAN: Dacia.
GLENN: Dacia? Are we getting her on the phone? Is she listening? Is she with us?
DAN: We're going to be. I don't think she's here yet. I know Keith is setting that up.
GLENN: Okay.
DAN: So basically I met her at the event and fell in love and it's been bliss ever since.
GLENN: She's on Line 1. Let me go to is it Dacia?
DAN: Dacia.
GLENN: Dacia, she's there. Dacia? Hello, Dacia, are you there?
DACIA: I'm here.
GLENN: Hi, how are you? Oh, boy.
DACIA: I'm fantastic.
PAT: See what happens?
GLENN: Oh, jeez. You have one job, you have one job! Pushing numbers.
PAT: Pushing the buttons, that's not my job!
GLENN: Jeez.
PAT: That's never been my job.
GLENN: Keith, get Dan back on the phone.
PAT: Get Dan back on the line.
GLENN: Jeez, what a what a dope.
PAT: You're the dope! You're supposed to push her over there! Over there! Line 1, you pick up.
GLENN: All right.
DACIA: Glenn Beck is on the phone.
DAN: Yeah.
GLENN: Dacia, how are ya?
DACIA: I'm great, Glenn, how are you this morning?
GLENN: Very good. I just wanted to call and I'm checking in with some of the 912 members and find out how things are going with the 9/12 Project.
DACIA: We're fantastic.
GLENN: Really? What have you guys been doing lately?
DACIA: Well, we've been I can't believe I'm on the phone with you. Hold on.
GLENN: I know. It's weird, isn't it?
DACIA: It is a little weird. Let's see. We've been fighting for our country, working hard, being good all American people and thinking about getting married, you know, on your behalf.
GLENN: You're thinking about getting married?
DACIA: We're thinking about it, yes.
GLENN: Yeah. Is Dan on the phone now? Dan?
DAN: I am.
GLENN: Yeah. So you're thinking about getting married, huh?
DACIA: Yeah.
DAN: We are. You know, I love Dacia's laugh and her compassion and her touch and her heartbeat and you know what, at your event you were trying to prove to us that we're not alone, and Dacia, I never want to be alone for the rest of my life. Will you marry me?
DACIA: Of course I will. Oh, my God.
DAN: Can we kiss on the air, Glenn?
GLENN: They're kissing and stuff. This is a
PAT: I wasn't sure if she was throwing up.
GLENN: Do yourself a favor. Don't have kids. The world is coming to an end. For the love of (laughing). Well, that is that's fantastic. Now, may I give you a piece of advice that I believe my friend Pat Gray gave me. May have been, may have been advice I gave to Pat when he only had three children. I said, never let them outnumber you. And then he had a third. And then I said, never let them triangulate you; what are you thinking. And then never let them surround you. He has violated
PAT: All of those.
GLENN: All of those things. Remember when you become parents, they surround you. You don't surround them. It's the opposite of the 9/12 project, but congratulations, guys.
DAN: Thank you so much, Glenn.
GLENN: You're welcome. I hope I get an invitation.
DACIA: Of course.
DAN: You definitely will.
DACIA: Of course.
GLENN: All right, guys, thanks so much.
STU: Of course you will now. You just called them out on national radio. Of course you are going to get one now. I mean, that's
GLENN: And they are there, our 9/12 Couple of the Year! I think that's the first time that the 9/12 Project has brought anybody together in marriage.
STU: Yeah, usually just encourages violent protests. That's all it
PAT: Just hatred and vitriol.
GLENN: Just racist. Did you notice? I bet, we didn't even check. I bet you they're both white.
STU: Oh, my God. You're probably right. You're probably right.
GLENN: Oh, no, no. Dan, no, he had to fall in love with another white girl. What a surprise there, Dan. Racist.
