Glenn Beck: Plasma's for Polar Bears


They may look cute with their nice vests and big hats....

...however polar bears killed the entire family of this baby seal.

Insiders listen here to Stu's exclusive report on the Polar Bear live from the Arctic Circle.

GLENN: Is tomorrow the big day for polar bears?  I believe it's tomorrow.  Check on that.  I believe tomorrow is the deadline to find out about whether the government is going to make polar bears and put them on the endangered species list.  Now, why do you care?  Everybody loves polar bears.  You know they drink Coca-Cola?  I love that.  How do they get those shots?  Everybody loves polar bears.  I don't want to see the poor lovable polar bears which, by the way, will rip your head off and eat your gut from inside your ribcage.  But nobody wants to hurt the poor little lovable killer polar bears.  I don't want to wipe them off the face of the Earth or have, you know, tape their snout around an exhaust pipe.  I would like to just examine the truth.  This whole thing about, "Polar bears are on that one block of ice.  Oh!"  That was one story, one.  Polar bear population in 1972 was 5,000.  Polar bear population today is 25,000.  Seems to me if you're going on the Endangered Species Act, you should probably be dwindling in numbers, not going up.  Maybe it's just me.  Maybe I've misunderstood how the Endangered Species Act works.  The reason why the Endangered Species Act is being considered for polar bears is not because the cute little polar bears can't find a vending machine anymore to get any Coke because all the ice is melted and the Coke machine was on that piece of ice that is now melted.  The Coke machine is at the bottom of the ocean by Fiji.  The reason why they have it is because it is, like everything, most socialist programs, most progressive programs cannot be passed by congress, will not get passed by the American people.  You need the court system to rule.  So if they can get the polar bear onto the Endangered Species Act, then they can say, you can't drill up in the Arctic, you can't drill in Canada, you can't drill in Alaska because you'll hurt the polar bear.  You must reduce the CO2 output on your factory, on the back of your car because you're going to hurt the poor polar bear.  Because the polar bear's ice shelf -- think of this -- polar bear's ice shelf is melting.  When the facts, just released by NOAA last week are that the polar bear ice shelf, the ice -- the sea ice shelf is at the second largest point it has ever been, unprecedented growth in the last year.  I think the only time that it was beaten was 1979.  All of a sudden the polar bear's ice shelf, what?  Unprecedented growth.  Maybe I've misunderstood global warming as well, and the endangered species act.  It is a courtroom game.

Now, a lot of people will say, we've got to beat them.  I'm thinking we join them.  I'm thinking that maybe -- look.  Your kids are like, "Poor little polar bears," and nobody's even talking about the facts.  Nobody talks about the facts at all.  "Poor little polar bears."  Let's use the polar bear to our advantage.  Guys, listen to me.  You want that big screen TV?  You want the plasma TV?  Yes or no?  Your wife... (mumbling).  "Honey.  Honey, I was listening to the show.  I heard a commercial.

VOICE:  Polar bears.  They're vital to the Earth's stability.  They provide an ecological balance in the coldest reaches the globe, places where mother nature never intended man to meddle in her master plan.  They are one of the greatest and most useful gifts this planet has to offer and they are so gosh darn cute, too.  Help prevent the unnecessary demise of this glorious, furry, cuddly animal.  This message paid for by the National Plasma Capturing Campaign.

GLENN:  Okay, see, okay.  So we just start the campaign with this ad.  "Look at that.  The National Plasma Capturing Campaign.  It's already starting to -- there's nothing in there overt and she's like, yeah, I like the polar bears, I want to save them.  That National Plasma Capturing Campaign, that's fantastic.

VOICE:  Greedy corporations are raking in billions of dollars at the expense of the lovable polar bear.  They are slowly being driven from their habitats by plasma and other corporate factors.  Don't let CEOs run wild and bathe in billions of dollars of cash while the polar bear's left to suffer.  This problem can be stopped by fighting corporatism and plasma-related pollution.  Please help today.  This message paid for by the National Plasma Capturing Campaign.

GLENN:  Got it?  Now you've got -- no, now she's pissed.  She loves the polar bear and she's pissed off at these greedy corporations and all of this plasma that's out there.  Then it's the one-two bunch.  Boom, we hit her with this.

VOICE:  By now you know that the science is settled.  Plasma is causing the extinction of polar bears.  If we are not careful, polar bears could be gone by noon Thursday.  Fortunately there is something you can do about it.  Green companies are thankfully collecting the plasma at the poles and using it responsibly.  Go out today to your local electronics dealer and bias many of these captured plasma TVs as you can get your hands on.  Plasma kills polar bears.  Thus we must capture the plasma in flat screen televisions for the Earth.  It's got a killer picture, too.  HD all the way.  But this is about the bears.  Save a bear and save your TV-watching experience.  Plasma TVs.  Buy one.  Buy as many as you can afford because the cute little polar bear can't afford to wait any longer.  This message paid for by the National Plasma Capturing Campaign, and men everywhere.

GLENN:  I think that's fantastic.  "Honey, you know the northern lights?  Northern lights are killing polar bears."  (Mumbling).  "Nope, plasma.  Where do you think all the color's coming from.  Why do you think plasma TVs are so colorful?"  Cars or blenders, I'm not sure which but plasma comes out of the tailpipe and exhaust of lots of these evil corporations.  In fact, we're not sure, honey, but we think plasma is caused by the use of fluorescent light bulbs and everything makes a difference.  So I'm going to replace all these fluorescent light bulbs with regular just incandescent.  They have no plasma in them.  But all that plasma's released.  It's released, and it's lighter than air.  And that's why it's trapped at the top of the Earth where all the polar bears are because it just kind of -- you know, I mean, if you are releasing plasma, you know, down by the equator, it's so light, it just goes right up to the top of the planet and it's trapped in the ozone layer.  Which, it used to get out but then they repaired that stupid hole that we were freaked out about.  Oh, yeah, let's fix the hole in the ozone layer.  We fixed it and now it's trapped all that plasma.  So what Sony does is they go up in these big green environmentally friendly, made out of ice ships, that way when we're done using the ship, they just melt.  They go up and they capture all of the plasma that you see and, oh, look at the dummies.  "Look at the northern lights, aren't they pretty?"  They capture all of the plasma.  They put them into these giant double-hulled plasma tankers made entirely out of ice and then they float them back to Japan where the plasma is captured in these flat screen televisions and just as they get the last bit of plasma out, the ice tanker melts.  So we're really doing a service to our country and to our -- honey, it's not just the polar bears.  It's our children.  I really don't want a 60-inch plasma.  I mean, we could -- you know, we could do the 40-inch but shouldn't we really, for our kids, for the polar bears.  Shouldn't we go for the 60?

Men of America, you're welcome.

An Afghan interpreter who helped save then-Sen. Joe Biden's life in 2008 was among those stranded in Afghanistan after Biden's troop withdrawal. He has now escaped the country with his family, but not with President Biden's help.

Thanks to private organizations, including The Nazarene Fund, the interpreter and his family have now been rescued.

Watch the video clip below to hear Glenn Beck share the details:

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A shocking new report by The Daily Wire reveals that the furious father whose arrest at a school board meeting likely sparked the call for the FBI to investigate anti-CRT parents like domestic terrorists was furious for good reasons: The Loudoun County School Board allegedly tried to cover up his daughter's rape.

Rep. Chris Stewart (R-Utah) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to discuss the incident and explain why he joined 60 lawmakers in a letter to Attorney General Merrick Garland demanding answers for why the FBI is targeting parents.

"We want to know ... what kind of coordination took place between the White House, activist groups and teachers unions, and the Department of Justice," Stewart told Glenn. "Because we have evidence that there was [coordination] and, in fact, that the White House are the ones who initiated this. They asked for these activist groups to write this inflammatory letter to the Department of Justice saying they were 'intimidated' and that they 'felt threatened', giving the Department of Justice Attorney General Garland, the excuse to say, 'Okay, well, we have to respond'."

Stewart went on to say he believes the federal government would only involve the FBI in such an issue if its purpose is to silence and intimidate parents concerned about the "poison" being taught to their kids in school. So, what can he and the other representatives who disagree with the Biden administration's overreach of power do to stop it?

Watch the video clip below to hear Stewart explain:

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Taiwan's Foreign Minister Joseph Wu is now warning that his nation is preparing for war with China after Beijing flew a record number of warplanes over Taiwanese territory. Wu reached out to another country for help, but it wasn't the United States.

In a video, Wu urged Australia to help prepare for a possible invasion, but gave the U.S. no mention.

"The defense of Taiwan is in our own hands, and we are absolutely committed to that. And if China is going to launch a war against Taiwan, we will fight until the end. And that is our commitment. And, of course, during this period of time, we would like to exchange with other countries for security cooperation," Wu said on ABC News In-depth's China Tonight program. "We would like to engage in security or intelligence exchanges with other like-minded partners, Australia included, so that Taiwan is better prepared to deal with the war situation. And so far, our relations with Australia is very good. And that is what we appreciate it for."

On "The Glenn Beck Program," Glenn, Pat Gray, and Stu Burguiere discussed whether or not America would do anything during such a conflict — because it sure seems like President Joe Biden is more focused on working with China to fight climate change. Plus, why did China just cut off all cryptocurrency?

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On "Glenn TV" tonight, Glenn Beck heads to the chalkboard to reveal how the fundamental transformation of America has already begun by turning the Declaration of Independence upside down.

If Donald Trump was a dictator, then what do we call President Biden? In Biden's first nine months in office, he has already issued 64 executive orders – that's more than Trump, Obama, W. Bush, Clinton, Bush, and Reagan each issued in their entire first years in office.

You never hear the Left talk about the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, or the Bill of Rights any more, unless it's to "reimagine" the Constitution or slap a "harmful content" warning on our founding documents. Seriously. The National Archives said while its website label wasn't targeting the Constitution specifically, "some of the materials presented here may reflect outdated, biased, offensive, and possibly violent views and opinions." The Left finds basic, guaranteed rights so offensive they now spend all of their time on workarounds to deal with America's annoying founding documents.

Watch the full episode of "Glenn TV" below to see Glenn outline the aggressive unconstitutional abuses "King Biden" is jamming down our throats and teaches Americans how we can defend against presidential tyranny.

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