Glenn Beck: Plasma's for Polar Bears


They may look cute with their nice vests and big hats....

...however polar bears killed the entire family of this baby seal.

Insiders listen here to Stu's exclusive report on the Polar Bear live from the Arctic Circle.

GLENN: Is tomorrow the big day for polar bears?  I believe it's tomorrow.  Check on that.  I believe tomorrow is the deadline to find out about whether the government is going to make polar bears and put them on the endangered species list.  Now, why do you care?  Everybody loves polar bears.  You know they drink Coca-Cola?  I love that.  How do they get those shots?  Everybody loves polar bears.  I don't want to see the poor lovable polar bears which, by the way, will rip your head off and eat your gut from inside your ribcage.  But nobody wants to hurt the poor little lovable killer polar bears.  I don't want to wipe them off the face of the Earth or have, you know, tape their snout around an exhaust pipe.  I would like to just examine the truth.  This whole thing about, "Polar bears are on that one block of ice.  Oh!"  That was one story, one.  Polar bear population in 1972 was 5,000.  Polar bear population today is 25,000.  Seems to me if you're going on the Endangered Species Act, you should probably be dwindling in numbers, not going up.  Maybe it's just me.  Maybe I've misunderstood how the Endangered Species Act works.  The reason why the Endangered Species Act is being considered for polar bears is not because the cute little polar bears can't find a vending machine anymore to get any Coke because all the ice is melted and the Coke machine was on that piece of ice that is now melted.  The Coke machine is at the bottom of the ocean by Fiji.  The reason why they have it is because it is, like everything, most socialist programs, most progressive programs cannot be passed by congress, will not get passed by the American people.  You need the court system to rule.  So if they can get the polar bear onto the Endangered Species Act, then they can say, you can't drill up in the Arctic, you can't drill in Canada, you can't drill in Alaska because you'll hurt the polar bear.  You must reduce the CO2 output on your factory, on the back of your car because you're going to hurt the poor polar bear.  Because the polar bear's ice shelf -- think of this -- polar bear's ice shelf is melting.  When the facts, just released by NOAA last week are that the polar bear ice shelf, the ice -- the sea ice shelf is at the second largest point it has ever been, unprecedented growth in the last year.  I think the only time that it was beaten was 1979.  All of a sudden the polar bear's ice shelf, what?  Unprecedented growth.  Maybe I've misunderstood global warming as well, and the endangered species act.  It is a courtroom game.

Now, a lot of people will say, we've got to beat them.  I'm thinking we join them.  I'm thinking that maybe -- look.  Your kids are like, "Poor little polar bears," and nobody's even talking about the facts.  Nobody talks about the facts at all.  "Poor little polar bears."  Let's use the polar bear to our advantage.  Guys, listen to me.  You want that big screen TV?  You want the plasma TV?  Yes or no?  Your wife... (mumbling).  "Honey.  Honey, I was listening to the show.  I heard a commercial.

VOICE:  Polar bears.  They're vital to the Earth's stability.  They provide an ecological balance in the coldest reaches the globe, places where mother nature never intended man to meddle in her master plan.  They are one of the greatest and most useful gifts this planet has to offer and they are so gosh darn cute, too.  Help prevent the unnecessary demise of this glorious, furry, cuddly animal.  This message paid for by the National Plasma Capturing Campaign.

GLENN:  Okay, see, okay.  So we just start the campaign with this ad.  "Look at that.  The National Plasma Capturing Campaign.  It's already starting to -- there's nothing in there overt and she's like, yeah, I like the polar bears, I want to save them.  That National Plasma Capturing Campaign, that's fantastic.

VOICE:  Greedy corporations are raking in billions of dollars at the expense of the lovable polar bear.  They are slowly being driven from their habitats by plasma and other corporate factors.  Don't let CEOs run wild and bathe in billions of dollars of cash while the polar bear's left to suffer.  This problem can be stopped by fighting corporatism and plasma-related pollution.  Please help today.  This message paid for by the National Plasma Capturing Campaign.

GLENN:  Got it?  Now you've got -- no, now she's pissed.  She loves the polar bear and she's pissed off at these greedy corporations and all of this plasma that's out there.  Then it's the one-two bunch.  Boom, we hit her with this.

VOICE:  By now you know that the science is settled.  Plasma is causing the extinction of polar bears.  If we are not careful, polar bears could be gone by noon Thursday.  Fortunately there is something you can do about it.  Green companies are thankfully collecting the plasma at the poles and using it responsibly.  Go out today to your local electronics dealer and bias many of these captured plasma TVs as you can get your hands on.  Plasma kills polar bears.  Thus we must capture the plasma in flat screen televisions for the Earth.  It's got a killer picture, too.  HD all the way.  But this is about the bears.  Save a bear and save your TV-watching experience.  Plasma TVs.  Buy one.  Buy as many as you can afford because the cute little polar bear can't afford to wait any longer.  This message paid for by the National Plasma Capturing Campaign, and men everywhere.

GLENN:  I think that's fantastic.  "Honey, you know the northern lights?  Northern lights are killing polar bears."  (Mumbling).  "Nope, plasma.  Where do you think all the color's coming from.  Why do you think plasma TVs are so colorful?"  Cars or blenders, I'm not sure which but plasma comes out of the tailpipe and exhaust of lots of these evil corporations.  In fact, we're not sure, honey, but we think plasma is caused by the use of fluorescent light bulbs and everything makes a difference.  So I'm going to replace all these fluorescent light bulbs with regular just incandescent.  They have no plasma in them.  But all that plasma's released.  It's released, and it's lighter than air.  And that's why it's trapped at the top of the Earth where all the polar bears are because it just kind of -- you know, I mean, if you are releasing plasma, you know, down by the equator, it's so light, it just goes right up to the top of the planet and it's trapped in the ozone layer.  Which, it used to get out but then they repaired that stupid hole that we were freaked out about.  Oh, yeah, let's fix the hole in the ozone layer.  We fixed it and now it's trapped all that plasma.  So what Sony does is they go up in these big green environmentally friendly, made out of ice ships, that way when we're done using the ship, they just melt.  They go up and they capture all of the plasma that you see and, oh, look at the dummies.  "Look at the northern lights, aren't they pretty?"  They capture all of the plasma.  They put them into these giant double-hulled plasma tankers made entirely out of ice and then they float them back to Japan where the plasma is captured in these flat screen televisions and just as they get the last bit of plasma out, the ice tanker melts.  So we're really doing a service to our country and to our -- honey, it's not just the polar bears.  It's our children.  I really don't want a 60-inch plasma.  I mean, we could -- you know, we could do the 40-inch but shouldn't we really, for our kids, for the polar bears.  Shouldn't we go for the 60?

Men of America, you're welcome.

President Donald Trump's performance at last night's final presidential debate was "brilliant" and "the best he's ever done," Glenn Beck said on the radio program Friday.

Glenn described the moments he thought President Trump came across as "sincere," "kind," and "well-informed," as well as Joe Biden's biggest downfalls for of the night — from his big statement on wanting to eliminate the oil industry to his unsurprising gaffes as the debate neared the end. But, the question remains: was Trump's "brilliant performance" enough to win the election?

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This is a moment "Cynical Theories" author James Lindsay probably hoped would never come. The liberal mathematician and host of the "New Discourses Podcast" recently came out as "unhappily" voting Republican, including for President Donald Trump, because the Democratic Party is now being controlled by a far-left movement that seeks to destroy our country and the U.S. Constitution.

He joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Thursday to explain why this election isn't "Trump versus Biden." It's Trump versus a "movement that wants to tear apart American society at its very foundation." Lindsay warned that if it isn't stopped, the left can toss out our rights by rewriting the Constitution — or abolishing it altogether.

"A lot of people don't understand what's happening with the election we have right now," he said. "They think it's a choice between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. And at the surface level, of course, it is. We're voting for each candidate to be duly put into the office of president. But that's not what we really have going on. We have, in Donald Trump, a man who's going to govern as we've all seen — the way he feels like he's going to govern. And we have in Joe Biden, a man captured by a movement that wants to tear apart the American society at its very foundation."

Lindsay noted the popular leftist narratives that call to "abolish anything they don't like," which now includes the U.S. Constitution. He added that "this is the movement that is controlling the Democratic Party."

"It is my belief, that there has been a largely effective kind of silent coup of the Democratic Party, that's turned it completely under the control of this movement. And that's what we're going to be electing with Joe Biden. So I can't do it," he said.

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Tonight at 9 p.m. ET, 8 p.m. CT, Glenn Beck goes straight to the source of the biggest story in the country with Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who takes us directly into Hunter Biden's alleged laptop.

Despite Big Tech's attempts to squash this story, there should be a mad scramble in the media to get to the bottom of major corruption allegations, but they're willfully ignoring it. However, this is not just a story about Hunter Biden. This is all about Joe Biden. It's a story Glenn has been investigating for over a year that traces back to Ukraine and China. It goes directly to the root of corruption within our political system: How politicians use their family members to enrich the entire clan and sell out their country. While the media looks the other way, Glenn asks Mayor Giuliani to show us the evidence. Giuliani details the chain of possession of the laptop and reveals news that he only had possession of the laptop days before the New York Post story broke. He says, "I reported this the day after I saw it."

He also drops a major bombshell on the show and says Big Tech doesn't want you to see evidence that "establishes with texts, documents, contracts" that "Joe Biden was a 10% partner with a Chinese communist … and there are witnesses that will come forward and testify to it."

Big Tech censorship is out of control. So to watch tonight's explosive episode of Glenn TV, you must be a BlazeTV subscriber. Because Big Tech is doing whatever it can to limit free speech, we're offering our most important discount on BlazeTV ever. Use promo code GLENN to get $30 off a one-year subscription, so you'll have 24/7 access to news and entertainment completely free of biased "fact-checks" and censorship.

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The Senate Judiciary Committee was set to vote on subpoenas to compel Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey and Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to testify on alleged censorship and bias across their platforms. But that all changed when Republican committee members "expressed reservation about the maneuver," Politico reports.

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), who chairs Judiciary's Subcommittee on the Constitution, was definitely not one of the committee members with cold feet. On the radio program Tuesday, he told Glenn Beck that he's fighting "vociferously" to ensure Dorsey and others testify before the November 3rd election.

"Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuckerberg are both going to testify. They're are going to testify in person. They're going to testify before Election Day. That's what I think should happen," Cruz said. "That's what I'm fighting vociferously to happen. Right now, the companies are negotiating with the chairman's office to discuss terms to come voluntarily. I don't give a damn whether they come voluntarily or under subpoena. They need to testify in person and answer questions for the American people about why they are trying to steal this election, to suppress the free speech, and to censor the press."

The subpoenas would require Big Tech leaders to testify on the alleged "suppression and/or censorship" of two consecutive blockbuster stories from the New York Post. The first story was about emails that allegedly came from Hunter Biden's computer which are currently being investigated by the FBI, and the second was based on additional emails that allegedly showed communist China directly offering millions of dollars to then-Vice President Joe Biden.

"Big Tech stepped in, and they've done something they've never done before," Cruz explained. "We know that Big Tech has been censoring individual conservatives, trying to suppress conservative speech. But the step they took here is, they blocked if any individual user tried to share either of the New York Post stories, [they] were blocked ... Sharing a news story, from a major media outlet is part of democracy, part of free speech. And not only that, they blocked the New York Post itself. Right now, today, the New York Post is not being allowed to post its own damn stories on corruption. This is ridiculous. It's a threshold that's never been crossed before, of Silicon Valley oligarchs declaring the authority to determine what the press is allowed to report, and who is allowed to see it."

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