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Stu's disclaimer - If your children are learning anything from Glenn, you are a terrible parent.

STU: I want to know if you are going to apologize for your television last night.

GLENN: What did I do on -- don't even -- if you are thinking about what I think you're thinking, don't even bring it up.

STU: No, I think I should bring it up because I think that -- well, first of all, there may have been --

GLENN: This might be a marriage thing, Stu. This might be -- you might be treading into territory -- are you talking about with Ben Stein?

STU: Yes, with Ben Stein.

GLENN: This might be something that you don't want to bring up because -- get in trouble last night. I was --

STU: Oh, you are saying that's going to make me not want to bring it up?

GLENN: No, no. Listen. We talked about cap and trade. Remember we talked about your wife with cap and trade and I did this whole bit about how, you know, you've got to put age limits on your women and you just, you cap them and then you trade them. And your wife just turned 30 and so we did this big deal. And my wife got a note from somebody that said, your husband, I can't believe -- make him sleep on the couch. She didn't listen to the show and so she didn't know and so I told her and we were at dinner last night. She said, what is this all about, this cap and trade thing and I told her and she just shook her head and looked at me and said, you are amazing. And I said, it's funny, cap and trade. She said, do I get to trade you? And I said, yeah. You trade me in for Michael Eisner.

STU: Yeah.

GLENN: That didn't really make it much better, but she had a good sense of humor about it.

STU: By whose perspective.

GLENN: Yeah. So she -- what?

STU: Nothing.

GLENN: So she, you know, she has a good sense of humor and she knows me. Last night she's watching the television show and I'm sitting next to her and Ben Stein comes on and I said... and Ben Stein, we're talking about this new law in Sarasota County where they can -- where they're going to test you. You can't have smoked for at least a year. And if you smoke even at home, car, any time, you smoke, you can't work for the county. Now, here's where the problem is. The problem with this is universal healthcare, sorry, it's coming. If the government says I'm not going to give you a job and I'm not going to give you insurance if you smoke, well, what about all those poor uninsured people? What about those 43 million Americans that just won't be able to have health insurance? What about them? And by the way, the government is making money off of cigarette taxes. So they need smokers. They should be handing out cigarettes to children because they keep raising taxes and they keep saying, well, it's only because we don't want people to smoke. But they're making money on it.

So you've got the cigarette tax thing, you have universal healthcare. And what's next? Fast food? The BBC, there was a story in the BBC yesterday that said the obese are causing all of the world's ills. That was the headline. You're kidding me, right? Fat people? We eat too much, we -- takes more gas and fuel to bring our food to us because we eat more food. Costs more to drive us around because we're heavier. The obese are the cause of all the world's ills. So when does that happen? When universal -- I'm telling you it's all going to be tied into universal healthcare. It's coming.

So we did this, and Ben Stein, I called him before the show and I said, stop on the way and get a hamburger, will you? And he just laughed and he said, really? I said, yeah. And he said, I love doing your show. So we didn't even talk about -- nothing. So he starts eating -- at the beginning of the show he turns to the camera and he was going to start eating when we were talking because he did two segments. He was going to start eating while we were talking about oil. And he turned and I said, what are you doing? He said, I want to eat. And I said, eat on your own time. And so then he knew, oh, I guess I don't want to eat on this story. So then a half hour later he comes back and he had been -- I've been watching him in the monitor. He got a bag of -- I mean, he's just eating McDonald's. He's just watching the show being taped and he's just eating McDonald's. So we get on the next one and he starts to eat his McDonald's and little does he know I also went to McDonald's and I got a pack of cigarettes. And so we come back and he's eating and he's talking about how bad it is and then they come back to me on camera and I've got a cigarette in my hand and it's lit and I take a drag off the cigarette, which, I haven't had a cigarette in 20 years. Ughhh, I couldn't get the smell out of -- oh, it was just horrible.

So I'm sitting there on the couch and it was -- Stu, funny?

STU: It was very funny.

GLENN: Very funny. And we should put the clip up on the website.

STU: Okay.

GLENN: And so we're sitting there on the couch and I said, oh, this is funny. And Ben is just really, really funny and then they come back to me and I'm smoking a cigarette and coughing and he's talking seriously about whatever he was talking about. And he stops and he looks down at his monitor and he says, are you smoking a cigarette? And my wife, she turns to me and she said, what are you doing? And I said -- this is the moment -- I mean, every guy has had this moment where your wife -- where you think you're doing something funny and you realize, uh-oh, wife doesn't find this funny. Have you ever been in that situation?

STU: Of course. Then you try to find a way out.

GLENN: Yeah. And so I said -- she said, what are you doing? And all of -- right then I went, uh-oh. And so I said, "Comedy." She said, what? And I said, "It's comedy. I'm just doing something funny on TV." She said, "We don't smoke." And I said, "I know. But it's funny." And she said, "Oh, so it's just comedy smoking." And I said, "Yes." And she said, "We don't smoke." And I said, "I know, but I wasn't smoking. It was -- it's like I'm an actor. I'm just, I'm just, I'm pretending to smoke. I didn't..." this is the worst thing I should have said. "I didn't inhale."

STU: You did not say "I didn't inhale."

GLENN: "I didn't inhale." (Laughing). She said, "I thought that one didn't work for you." I said, "Honey, it was just comedy. It was just, it was just for comedy." She said, "We don't smoke!" And I said, "But look. See, I'm coughing. I'm not glamorizing it. It's not like you're looking at me going..." she said, "I can't believe you. I can't believe you." And she was so pissed at me. And she said, I can't believe you would -- and I just, I didn't know what to say. So I threw my friend under the bus.

STU: What do you mean?

GLENN: Well, we hired as a company our first Mormon.

STU: You did? You've broken the Mormon barrier on the program.

GLENN: I've broken the Mormon barrier.

STU: Congratulations.

GLENN: We've got like 40 employees. I finally hired one. Poke him with a stick. How does that feel, freak boy? So I said to Tania -- because he came down afterwards and he said, I'm watching your -- I'm watching the show. Were you smoking? And I said, "Yeah. It was funny, right?" And he went, "Yeah, it was funny, but you were smoking." And I said, "Yeah, but it was funny." That should have been the tip-off to me to not watch the show with my wife. Me, no, I don't get it yet. So I didn't know what to say. So she's like, "We don't smoke" and just went on and on and on and on. And I had nothing to say. So I said, "Joe said it was okay."

STU: What, are you 12?

GLENN: I was. I turned into a 12-year-old. I swear to you, I swear to you. My wife scares me. Because she's always right.

Everything comes down to the two Senate runoffs in Georgia. If we lose both races, we lose the country. Democrats know this and are pouring in millions to usher in a Marxist agenda.

As the Left tries to hide how radical the two candidates really are, Glenn takes us inside the Democrat war room to expose the wolf in pastor's clothing, Raphael Warnock, and America's Justin Trudeau, Jon Ossoff. Socialism, the Green New Deal, and "defund the police" are all on the table. And Glenn warns of what's to come if conservatives don't activate: Chuck Schumer will weaponize the Senate, and the radical Left will launch an all-out assault to ravage the Constitution.

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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) joined the "Glenn Beck Radio Program" to explain how mail-in ballots are typically disqualified during recounts at a far higher rate than in-person, Election Day ballots, and why this is "good news" for President Donald Trump's legal battle over the election.

"One of the things that gives the greatest cause for optimism is, this election ... there's a pretty marked disparity in terms of how the votes were distributed. On Election Day, with in-person voting, Donald Trump won a significant majority of the votes cast on in-person voting on Election Day. Of mail-in voting, Joe Biden won a significant majority of the votes cast early on mail-in voting," Cruz explained.

"Now, here's the good news: If you look historically to recounts, if you look historically to election litigation, the votes cast in person on Election Day tend to stand. It's sort of hard to screw that up. Those votes are generally legal, and they're not set aside. Mail-in votes historically have a much higher rate of rejection … when they're examined, there are a whole series of legal requirements that vary state by state, but mail-in votes consistently have a higher rate of rejection, which suggests that as these votes begin being examined and subjected to scrutiny, that you're going to see Joe Biden's vote tallies go down. That's a good thing," he added. "The challenge is, for President Trump to prevail, he's got to run the table. He's got to win, not just in one state but in several states. That makes it a lot harder to prevail in the litigation. I hope that he does so, but it is a real challenge and we shouldn't try to convince ourselves otherwise."

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Fox News senior meteorologist Janice Dean is perhaps even more disgusted with New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) for his coronavirus response than BlazeTV's Stu Burguiere (read what Stu has to say on the subject here), and for a good reason.

She lost both of her in-laws to COVID-19 in New York's nursing homes after Gov. Cuomo's infamous nursing home mandate, which Cuomo has since had scrubbed from the state's website and blamed everyone from the New York Post to nursing care workers to (every leftist's favorite scapegoat) President Donald Trump.

Janice joined Glenn and Stu on the "Glenn Beck Radio Program" Tuesday to ask why mainstream media is not holding Gov. Cuomo — who recently published a book about his leadership during the COVID-19 pandemic — accountable?

"I'm vocal because I have not seen the mainstream media ask these questions or demand accountability of their leaders. [Cuomo] really has been ruling with an iron fist, and every time he does get asked a question, he blames everybody else except the person that signed that order," Janice said.

"In my mind, he's profiting off the over 30 thousand New Yorkers, including my in-laws, that died by publishing a book on 'leadership' of New York," she added. "His order has helped kill thousands of relatives of New York state. And this is not political, Glenn. This is not about Republican or Democrat. My in-laws were registered Democrats. This is not about politics. This is about accountability for something that went wrong, and it's because of your [Cuomo's] leadership that we're put into this situation."

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As America grows divided and afraid to disagree with the Democrats' woke plan for America, Megyn Kelly is ready to fight back for the truth. For nearly two decades, she navigated the volatile and broken world of the media. But as America leans on independent voices more than ever, she's breaking new ground with "The Megyn Kelly Show."

She joined the latest Glenn Beck Podcast to break down what's coming next after the election: Black Lives Matter is mainstream, leftists are making lists of Trump supporters, and the Hunter Biden scandal is on the back burner.

Megyn and Glenn reminisce about their cable news days (including her infamous run-in with then-presidential candidate Donald Trump) and to look into the chaotic and shady world of journalism and the growing entitlement it's bred. For example, many conservatives have been shocked by how Fox News handled the election.

Megyn defended Fox News, saying she believes Fox News' mission "is a good one," but also didn't hold back on hosts like Neil Cavuto, who cut off a White House briefing to fact check it — something she never would have done, even while covering President Obama.

Megyn also shared this insightful takeaway from her time at NBC: "Jane Fonda was an ass."

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