Glenn Beck: Human-Animal Hybrids?



GLENN:  Kilograms.  And so one kilogram is about a gallon.  So it's about a four gallon tank.  $2 a gallon, or $2 a kilogram.  And it's water.  So -- I'm just waiting.  I'm just waiting.  Once we get hydrogen, I can't wait to hear, "We're using too much water."  You know it's coming!  Someday these boobs who are currently saying, why don't we put a man embryo into a cow embryo, let's just see what happens, you know at some point when there's, you know, half man, half cow testifying that he's the real person and he should get healthcare and all these faulty humans shouldn't get healthcare, you know.

By the way, Stu -- sorry.

STU:  Yes, Mr. ADD?

GLENN:  I really need my medication.

STU:  Yeah, you do.  You should be on it.  You should get it by drip during the program.

GLENN:  Should I?  Did you hear about the case over in Europe?  The monkey case?

STU:  I mean, that narrows it down a little but I still don't know what you're talking about.

GLENN:  Oh, come on!  You'd know it.  If you don't know it by the monkey case, you don't know it.

STU:  Okay.  Inform me about the monkey case.

GLENN:  This is the monkey case.  This is a woman who is suing because there is, like, Eddie the monkey -- I'm a little loose on the facts here.  I was working on energy last night.  Eddie the monkey was in a zoo, I think, or some sort of a animal preserve and so then the animal preserve went bankrupt and she wants to take the monkey and so the monkey's living with her but she says -- this is such a sham.  She says the state needs to appoint her as a legal guardian to take care of the monkey.  Look, lady, take care of the monkey.  I don't care what you do.  Take care of the monkey.  She says, no, no, no, it's got to be all on the up-and-up, it's all got to be legal, I need to be appointed legal guardian.  Well, the problem is you can't be a legal guardian unless it's deemed a person.  So she's not -- she's not doing this for any other reason other than she needs to be the legal guardian and she's just asking for the monkey to have personhood so she can -- there's no ramifications on this one.  So the monkey can be a person because -- I'm not kidding you -- because man kidnapped this monkey, abducted it and then transported it across state lines and country lines and it can no longer fend for itself.

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STU:  You know what, you are right.  I would have known that by the monkey case.

GLENN:  See?

STU:  You are right.

GLENN:  So she wants Eddie the monkey to be deemed a person, not a human.  Just a person.  Well, what do you think that's going to do?  That -- once you do that, you cannot go into any forest, you cannot hunt, you cannot do -- nothing.  You cannot have a dog because it's a person.  Who are you to have your dog as a pet?  Your dog has rights.  Oh, my gosh.  We are entering the twilight zone.

But wait, there's more.  Did you meet Steve, the cow-human hybrid?  It's great.  He never has to order milk.  He just sucks it out of his own udder.  It's crazy.  "Honey, would you go out to the store to get some milk?"   "No, just squirting some in a glass right now for you, sweetheart."  I had this lady on TV a couple of days ago.  I had somebody, you know, that was sane and then at the last minute something came up and so we had to just, do we have -- do we have a hybrid ethicist out there?  Believe it or not, our Rolodex actually contained several hybrid ethicists now.  So we're looking through and we're like no, no, no, no, no.  We're like, okay, we haven't tried this woman.  We get this woman in.  She comes in.  I had no preinterview, I have no idea where she's going and she says -- I said, so aren't we just taking -- are we creating life 99.9% human, .1% cow, aren't we creating life to destroy life?  Because we can create it but then the state says, got to be killed within 14 days.  So I guess we can't have milk men.  But we have to -- so we're creating life to destroy life.  And she said, yeah, well, I just think this is going to lead into all kinds of trouble.  She said, I think this is going to lead into superiority because you're going to be able to genetically engineer people.  She said, this is headed towards Gattaca, this is really bad stuff.  And she said all kinds of discrimination is going to happen because you're not a hybrid person; you're just a regular person.  She said, I'm really concerned about discrimination.  And I said, what did you say, Stu?

STU:  Star-bellied Sneetches.

GLENN:  Yeah, that's exactly what it is.  I was reading last night, I was reading -- somebody get my ADD medicine, please.  I was reading last night, I was reading some Dr. Seuss.  I'm going to bring in a Dr. Seuss last night that I read to my son.  I'm telling you almost every -- I hated Dr. Seuss when I was a kid.  Almost everything you need to know is in a Dr. Seuss book.  I mean, this -- that stuff's profound.  Either that or I was high without smoking anything.

But so she goes on and on and on about how, oh, it's discrimination.  And I said, well, yeah, but we're also creating life to kill it.  And she said, no, I'm not really worried about that.  I'm just worried about the discrimination.  "Oh.  Okay.  I was just kind of thinking about the whole killing human life thing, but discrimination is right up there."  But then when you think about it, why not discriminate a little bit?  I mean, why not?  I mean, can you imagine?  Imagine how great.  I mean, just think of just -- just think of sports.  How great would sports be if we start combining people with animals?

Time after time, Americans have taken to the streets to defend our constitutional rights, whether it was our livelihood at stake -- or our lives. But, what was the point of all the civil rights movements that came before, if we're about to let the government take our rights away now?

On his Wednesday night special, Glenn Beck argued that Americans are tired of having our rights trampled by "tyrannical" leaders from state and local governments who are ignoring our unalienable rights during this pandemic.

"Our nanny state has gone too far. The men and women in office -- the ones closest to our communities, our towns, our cities -- are now taking advantage of our fear," Glenn said. "Like our brothers and sisters of the past, we need to start making the decisions that will put our destiny, and our children's destiny, back into our hands."

It took less than two months of the coronavirus tyranny to make America unrecognizable, but some Americans are fighting back, risking losing their jobs and businesses or even jail time, as they battle to take back our civil rights.

Here are just a few of their stories:

After New Jersey's Atilis Gym reopened in defiance of the governor's executive order, the Department of Health shut them down for "posing a threat to the public health." Co-owner Ian Smith says somebody sabotaged the gym's toilets with enire rolls of paper to create the public health "threat."

Oregon Salon owner, Lindsey Graham, was fined $14 thousand for reopening. She said she was visited by numerous government organizations, including Child Protective Services, in what she believes are bullying tactics straight from the governor's office.

77-year-old Michigan barber, Karl Manke, refused to close his shop even when facing arrest. "I couldn't go another 30 days without an income," he said. But when local police refused to arrest him, Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's (D) office suspending his business license instead.

Port of Seattle police officer Greg Anderson was suspended after he spoke out against enforcing what he called "tyrannical orders" imposed amid coronavirus lockdowns.

Kentucky mother-of-seven, Mary Sabbatino, found herself under investigation for alleged child abuse after breaking social distancing rules at a bank. After a social worker from child protective services determined there was no sign of abuse, he still sought to investigate why the Sabbatino's are homeschooling, and how they can give "adequate attention to that many children."

Dallas salon owner Shelley Luther was sentenced to seven days in jail after she defied the state-mandated stay-at-home orders to reopen her business.

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It took less than two months of the coronavirus tyranny to make America unrecognizable. Leaders from state and local governments across the U.S. have flattened the curve of some of our most basic constitutional rights, but some Americans are fighting back — and risking jail time or losing their businesses.

On Wednesday night's GBTV special, Glenn Beck argued that we're witnessing the birth of a new civil rights movement — and it's time to build a coalition of common sense to keep America as we know it free.

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On the radio program Thursday, Glenn Beck sat down with chief researcher Jason Buttrill to go over two bombshell developments that have recently come to light regarding former Vice President Joe Biden's role in the 2016 dismissal of Ukrainian Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin.

"Wow! Two huge stories dropped within about 24 hours of each other," Jason began. He went on to explain that a court ruling in Ukraine has just prompted an "actual criminal investigation against Joe Biden in Ukraine."

This stunning development coincided with the release of leaked phone conversations, which took place in late 2015 and early 2016, allegedly among then-Vice President Biden, Secretary of State John Kerry, and Ukraine's former President Petro Poroshenko.

One of the audiotapes seems to confirm allegations of a quid pro quo between Biden and Poroshenko, with the later admitting that he asked Shokin to resign despite having no evidence of him "doing anything wrong" in exchange for a $1 billion loan guarantee.

"Poroshenko said, 'despite the fact that we didn't have any corruption charges on [Shokin], and we don't have any information about him doing something wrong, I asked him to resign,'" Jason explained. "But none of the Western media is pointing this out."

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A recently declassified email, written by former National Security Adviser Susan Rice and sent herself on the day of President Donald Trump's inauguration, reveals the players involved in the origins of the Trump-Russia probe and "unmasking" of then-incoming National Security Adviser, Gen. Michael Flynn.

Rice's email details a meeting in the Oval Office on Jan 5, 2017, which included herself, former FBI Director James Comey, former Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates, former Vice President Joe Biden, and former President Barack Obama. Acting Director of National Intelligence, Richard Grenell, fully declassified the email recently amid President Trump's repeated references to "Obamagate" and claims that Obama "used his last weeks in office to target incoming officials and sabotage the new administration."

On Glenn Beck's Wednesday night special, Glenn broke down the details of Rice's email and discussed what they reveal about the Obama administration officials involved in the Russia investigation's origins.

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