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Glenn Beck: Human-Animal Hybrids?

May 23, 2008
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GLENN:  Kilograms.  And so one kilogram is about a gallon.  So it's about a four gallon tank.  $2 a gallon, or $2 a kilogram.  And it's water.  So -- I'm just waiting.  I'm just waiting.  Once we get hydrogen, I can't wait to hear, "We're using too much water."  You know it's coming!  Someday these boobs who are currently saying, why don't we put a man embryo into a cow embryo, let's just see what happens, you know at some point when there's, you know, half man, half cow testifying that he's the real person and he should get healthcare and all these faulty humans shouldn't get healthcare, you know.

By the way, Stu -- sorry.

STU:  Yes, Mr. ADD?

GLENN:  I really need my medication.

STU:  Yeah, you do.  You should be on it.  You should get it by drip during the program.

GLENN:  Should I?  Did you hear about the case over in Europe?  The monkey case?

STU:  I mean, that narrows it down a little but I still don't know what you're talking about.

GLENN:  Oh, come on!  You'd know it.  If you don't know it by the monkey case, you don't know it.

STU:  Okay.  Inform me about the monkey case.

GLENN:  This is the monkey case.  This is a woman who is suing because there is, like, Eddie the monkey -- I'm a little loose on the facts here.  I was working on energy last night.  Eddie the monkey was in a zoo, I think, or some sort of a animal preserve and so then the animal preserve went bankrupt and she wants to take the monkey and so the monkey's living with her but she says -- this is such a sham.  She says the state needs to appoint her as a legal guardian to take care of the monkey.  Look, lady, take care of the monkey.  I don't care what you do.  Take care of the monkey.  She says, no, no, no, it's got to be all on the up-and-up, it's all got to be legal, I need to be appointed legal guardian.  Well, the problem is you can't be a legal guardian unless it's deemed a person.  So she's not -- she's not doing this for any other reason other than she needs to be the legal guardian and she's just asking for the monkey to have personhood so she can -- there's no ramifications on this one.  So the monkey can be a person because -- I'm not kidding you -- because man kidnapped this monkey, abducted it and then transported it across state lines and country lines and it can no longer fend for itself.

A good example of a Cow/Human hybrid is Michael More. Buy your 'Michael More is Fat' t-shirt here...

STU:  You know what, you are right.  I would have known that by the monkey case.

GLENN:  See?

STU:  You are right.

GLENN:  So she wants Eddie the monkey to be deemed a person, not a human.  Just a person.  Well, what do you think that's going to do?  That -- once you do that, you cannot go into any forest, you cannot hunt, you cannot do -- nothing.  You cannot have a dog because it's a person.  Who are you to have your dog as a pet?  Your dog has rights.  Oh, my gosh.  We are entering the twilight zone.

But wait, there's more.  Did you meet Steve, the cow-human hybrid?  It's great.  He never has to order milk.  He just sucks it out of his own udder.  It's crazy.  "Honey, would you go out to the store to get some milk?"   "No, just squirting some in a glass right now for you, sweetheart."  I had this lady on TV a couple of days ago.  I had somebody, you know, that was sane and then at the last minute something came up and so we had to just, do we have -- do we have a hybrid ethicist out there?  Believe it or not, our Rolodex actually contained several hybrid ethicists now.  So we're looking through and we're like no, no, no, no, no.  We're like, okay, we haven't tried this woman.  We get this woman in.  She comes in.  I had no preinterview, I have no idea where she's going and she says -- I said, so aren't we just taking -- are we creating life 99.9% human, .1% cow, aren't we creating life to destroy life?  Because we can create it but then the state says, got to be killed within 14 days.  So I guess we can't have milk men.  But we have to -- so we're creating life to destroy life.  And she said, yeah, well, I just think this is going to lead into all kinds of trouble.  She said, I think this is going to lead into superiority because you're going to be able to genetically engineer people.  She said, this is headed towards Gattaca, this is really bad stuff.  And she said all kinds of discrimination is going to happen because you're not a hybrid person; you're just a regular person.  She said, I'm really concerned about discrimination.  And I said, what did you say, Stu?

STU:  Star-bellied Sneetches.

GLENN:  Yeah, that's exactly what it is.  I was reading last night, I was reading -- somebody get my ADD medicine, please.  I was reading last night, I was reading some Dr. Seuss.  I'm going to bring in a Dr. Seuss last night that I read to my son.  I'm telling you almost every -- I hated Dr. Seuss when I was a kid.  Almost everything you need to know is in a Dr. Seuss book.  I mean, this -- that stuff's profound.  Either that or I was high without smoking anything.

But so she goes on and on and on about how, oh, it's discrimination.  And I said, well, yeah, but we're also creating life to kill it.  And she said, no, I'm not really worried about that.  I'm just worried about the discrimination.  "Oh.  Okay.  I was just kind of thinking about the whole killing human life thing, but discrimination is right up there."  But then when you think about it, why not discriminate a little bit?  I mean, why not?  I mean, can you imagine?  Imagine how great.  I mean, just think of just -- just think of sports.  How great would sports be if we start combining people with animals?

Will we EVER see justice in the FBI, Trump, Russia investigation?

Americans are losing faith in our justice system and the idea that legal consequences are applied equally — even to powerful elites in office.

Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to detail what he believes will come next with the Durham investigation, which hopefully will provide answers to the Obama FBI's alleged attempts to sabotage former President Donald Trump and his campaign years ago.

Rep. Nunes and Glenn assert that we know Trump did NOT collude with Russia, and that several members of the FBI possibly committed huge abuses of power. So, when will we see justice?

Watch the video clip below:


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Glenn Beck: Rand Paul was RIGHT to say Dr. Fauci LIED about gain-of-function

The corporate media is doing everything it can to protect Dr. Anthony Fauci after Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) roasted him for allegedly lying to Congress about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan, China.

During an extremely heated exchange at a Senate hearing on Tuesday, Sen. Paul challenged Dr. Fauci — who, as the director of the National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases, oversees research programs at the National Institute of Health — on whether the NIH funded dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

Dr. Fauci denied the claims, but as Sen. Paul knows, there are documents that prove Dr. Fauci's NIH was funding gain-of-function research in the Wuhan biolab before COVID-19 broke out in China.

On "The Glenn Beck Program," Glenn and Producer Stu Burguiere presented the proof, because Dr. Fauci's shifting defenses don't change the truth.

Watch the video clip below:

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Critical race theory: A special brand of evil

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Part of what makes it hard for us to challenge the left is that their beliefs are complicated. We don't mean complicated in a positive way. They aren't complicated the way love is complicated. They're complicated because there's no good explanation for them, no basis in reality.

The left cannot pull their heads out of the clouds. They are stuck on romantic ideas, abstract ideas, universal ideas. They talk in theories. They see the world through ideologies. They cannot divorce themselves from their own academic fixations. And — contrary to what they believe and how they act — it's not because leftists are smarter than the rest of us. And studies have repeatedly shown that leftists are the least happy people in the country. Marx was no different. The Communist Manifesto talks about how the rise of cities "rescued a considerable part of the population from the idiocy of rural life."

Studies have repeatedly shown that leftists are the least happy people in the country.

Instead of admitting that they're pathological hypocrites, they tell us that we're dumb and tell us to educate ourselves. Okay, so we educate ourselves; we return with a coherent argument. Then they say, "Well, you can't actually understand what you just said unless you understand the work of this other obscure Marxist writer. So educate yourselves more."

It's basically the "No True Scotsman" fallacy, the idea that when you point out a flaw in someone's argument, they say, "Well, that's a bad example."

After a while, it becomes obvious that there is no final destination for their bread-crumb trail. Everything they say is based on something that somebody else said, which is based on something somebody else said.

Take critical race theory. We're sure you've noticed by now that it is not evidence-based — at all. It is not, as academics say, a quantitative method. It doesn't use objective facts and data to arrive at conclusions. Probably because most of those conclusions don't have any basis in reality.

Critical race theory is based on feelings. These feelings are based on theories that are also based on feelings.

We wanted to trace the history of critical race theory back to the point where its special brand of evil began. What allowed it to become the toxic, racist monster that it is today?

Later, we'll tell you about some of the snobs who created critical theory, which laid the groundwork for CRT. But if you follow the bread-crumb trail from their ideas, you wind up with Marxism.

For years, the staff has devoted a lot of time to researching Marxism. We have read a lot of Marx and Marxist writing. It's part of our promise to you to be as informed as possible, so that you know where to go for answers; so that you know what to say when your back is up against the wall. What happens when we take the bread-crumb trail back farther, past Marxism? What is it based on?

This is the point where Marxism became Marxism and not just extra-angry socialism.

It's actually based on the work of one of the most important philosophers in human history, a 19th-century German philosopher named Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.

This is the point where Marxism became Marxism and not just extra-angry socialism. And, as you'll see in just a bit, if we look at Hegel's actual ideas, it's obvious that Marx completely misrepresented them in order to confirm his own fantasies.

So, in a way, that's where the bread-crumb trail ends: With Marx's misrepresentation of an incredibly important, incredibly useful philosophy, a philosophy that's actually pretty conservative.

This post is part of a series on critical race theory. Read the full series here.

Marxist Methods: Debunking the Left's LIES About Critical Race Theory

We've heard a lot about critical race theory lately, and for good reason: It's a racist ideology designed to corrupt our children and undermine our American values. But most of what we see are the results of a process that has been underway for decades. And that's not something the mainstream media, the Democrat Party, and even teachers unions want you to know. They're doing everything in their power to try and convince you that it's no big deal. They want to sweep everything under the rug and keep you in the dark. To fight it, we need to understand what fuels it.

On his Wednesday night special this week, Glenn Beck exposes the deep-seated Marxist origins of CRT and debunks the claims that it's just a harmless term for a school of legal scholarship. Newsweek opinion editor Josh Hammer joins to argue why we must ban critical race theory from our schools if we want to save a very divided nation.

Watch the full "Glenn TV" episode below:

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