Glenn Beck: Human-Animal Hybrids?

GLENN:  Kilograms.  And so one kilogram is about a gallon.  So it's about a four gallon tank.  $2 a gallon, or $2 a kilogram.  And it's water.  So -- I'm just waiting.  I'm just waiting.  Once we get hydrogen, I can't wait to hear, "We're using too much water."  You know it's coming!  Someday these boobs who are currently saying, why don't we put a man embryo into a cow embryo, let's just see what happens, you know at some point when there's, you know, half man, half cow testifying that he's the real person and he should get healthcare and all these faulty humans shouldn't get healthcare, you know.

By the way, Stu -- sorry.

STU:  Yes, Mr. ADD?

GLENN:  I really need my medication.

STU:  Yeah, you do.  You should be on it.  You should get it by drip during the program.

GLENN:  Should I?  Did you hear about the case over in Europe?  The monkey case?

STU:  I mean, that narrows it down a little but I still don't know what you're talking about.

GLENN:  Oh, come on!  You'd know it.  If you don't know it by the monkey case, you don't know it.

STU:  Okay.  Inform me about the monkey case.

GLENN:  This is the monkey case.  This is a woman who is suing because there is, like, Eddie the monkey -- I'm a little loose on the facts here.  I was working on energy last night.  Eddie the monkey was in a zoo, I think, or some sort of a animal preserve and so then the animal preserve went bankrupt and she wants to take the monkey and so the monkey's living with her but she says -- this is such a sham.  She says the state needs to appoint her as a legal guardian to take care of the monkey.  Look, lady, take care of the monkey.  I don't care what you do.  Take care of the monkey.  She says, no, no, no, it's got to be all on the up-and-up, it's all got to be legal, I need to be appointed legal guardian.  Well, the problem is you can't be a legal guardian unless it's deemed a person.  So she's not -- she's not doing this for any other reason other than she needs to be the legal guardian and she's just asking for the monkey to have personhood so she can -- there's no ramifications on this one.  So the monkey can be a person because -- I'm not kidding you -- because man kidnapped this monkey, abducted it and then transported it across state lines and country lines and it can no longer fend for itself.

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STU:  You know what, you are right.  I would have known that by the monkey case.

GLENN:  See?

STU:  You are right.

GLENN:  So she wants Eddie the monkey to be deemed a person, not a human.  Just a person.  Well, what do you think that's going to do?  That -- once you do that, you cannot go into any forest, you cannot hunt, you cannot do -- nothing.  You cannot have a dog because it's a person.  Who are you to have your dog as a pet?  Your dog has rights.  Oh, my gosh.  We are entering the twilight zone.

But wait, there's more.  Did you meet Steve, the cow-human hybrid?  It's great.  He never has to order milk.  He just sucks it out of his own udder.  It's crazy.  "Honey, would you go out to the store to get some milk?"   "No, just squirting some in a glass right now for you, sweetheart."  I had this lady on TV a couple of days ago.  I had somebody, you know, that was sane and then at the last minute something came up and so we had to just, do we have -- do we have a hybrid ethicist out there?  Believe it or not, our Rolodex actually contained several hybrid ethicists now.  So we're looking through and we're like no, no, no, no, no.  We're like, okay, we haven't tried this woman.  We get this woman in.  She comes in.  I had no preinterview, I have no idea where she's going and she says -- I said, so aren't we just taking -- are we creating life 99.9% human, .1% cow, aren't we creating life to destroy life?  Because we can create it but then the state says, got to be killed within 14 days.  So I guess we can't have milk men.  But we have to -- so we're creating life to destroy life.  And she said, yeah, well, I just think this is going to lead into all kinds of trouble.  She said, I think this is going to lead into superiority because you're going to be able to genetically engineer people.  She said, this is headed towards Gattaca, this is really bad stuff.  And she said all kinds of discrimination is going to happen because you're not a hybrid person; you're just a regular person.  She said, I'm really concerned about discrimination.  And I said, what did you say, Stu?

STU:  Star-bellied Sneetches.

GLENN:  Yeah, that's exactly what it is.  I was reading last night, I was reading -- somebody get my ADD medicine, please.  I was reading last night, I was reading some Dr. Seuss.  I'm going to bring in a Dr. Seuss last night that I read to my son.  I'm telling you almost every -- I hated Dr. Seuss when I was a kid.  Almost everything you need to know is in a Dr. Seuss book.  I mean, this -- that stuff's profound.  Either that or I was high without smoking anything.

But so she goes on and on and on about how, oh, it's discrimination.  And I said, well, yeah, but we're also creating life to kill it.  And she said, no, I'm not really worried about that.  I'm just worried about the discrimination.  "Oh.  Okay.  I was just kind of thinking about the whole killing human life thing, but discrimination is right up there."  But then when you think about it, why not discriminate a little bit?  I mean, why not?  I mean, can you imagine?  Imagine how great.  I mean, just think of just -- just think of sports.  How great would sports be if we start combining people with animals?

Everything comes down to the two Senate runoffs in Georgia. If we lose both races, we lose the country. Democrats know this and are pouring in millions to usher in a Marxist agenda.

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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) joined the "Glenn Beck Radio Program" to explain how mail-in ballots are typically disqualified during recounts at a far higher rate than in-person, Election Day ballots, and why this is "good news" for President Donald Trump's legal battle over the election.

"One of the things that gives the greatest cause for optimism is, this election ... there's a pretty marked disparity in terms of how the votes were distributed. On Election Day, with in-person voting, Donald Trump won a significant majority of the votes cast on in-person voting on Election Day. Of mail-in voting, Joe Biden won a significant majority of the votes cast early on mail-in voting," Cruz explained.

"Now, here's the good news: If you look historically to recounts, if you look historically to election litigation, the votes cast in person on Election Day tend to stand. It's sort of hard to screw that up. Those votes are generally legal, and they're not set aside. Mail-in votes historically have a much higher rate of rejection … when they're examined, there are a whole series of legal requirements that vary state by state, but mail-in votes consistently have a higher rate of rejection, which suggests that as these votes begin being examined and subjected to scrutiny, that you're going to see Joe Biden's vote tallies go down. That's a good thing," he added. "The challenge is, for President Trump to prevail, he's got to run the table. He's got to win, not just in one state but in several states. That makes it a lot harder to prevail in the litigation. I hope that he does so, but it is a real challenge and we shouldn't try to convince ourselves otherwise."

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Fox News senior meteorologist Janice Dean is perhaps even more disgusted with New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) for his coronavirus response than BlazeTV's Stu Burguiere (read what Stu has to say on the subject here), and for a good reason.

She lost both of her in-laws to COVID-19 in New York's nursing homes after Gov. Cuomo's infamous nursing home mandate, which Cuomo has since had scrubbed from the state's website and blamed everyone from the New York Post to nursing care workers to (every leftist's favorite scapegoat) President Donald Trump.

Janice joined Glenn and Stu on the "Glenn Beck Radio Program" Tuesday to ask why mainstream media is not holding Gov. Cuomo — who recently published a book about his leadership during the COVID-19 pandemic — accountable?

"I'm vocal because I have not seen the mainstream media ask these questions or demand accountability of their leaders. [Cuomo] really has been ruling with an iron fist, and every time he does get asked a question, he blames everybody else except the person that signed that order," Janice said.

"In my mind, he's profiting off the over 30 thousand New Yorkers, including my in-laws, that died by publishing a book on 'leadership' of New York," she added. "His order has helped kill thousands of relatives of New York state. And this is not political, Glenn. This is not about Republican or Democrat. My in-laws were registered Democrats. This is not about politics. This is about accountability for something that went wrong, and it's because of your [Cuomo's] leadership that we're put into this situation."

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As America grows divided and afraid to disagree with the Democrats' woke plan for America, Megyn Kelly is ready to fight back for the truth. For nearly two decades, she navigated the volatile and broken world of the media. But as America leans on independent voices more than ever, she's breaking new ground with "The Megyn Kelly Show."

She joined the latest Glenn Beck Podcast to break down what's coming next after the election: Black Lives Matter is mainstream, leftists are making lists of Trump supporters, and the Hunter Biden scandal is on the back burner.

Megyn and Glenn reminisce about their cable news days (including her infamous run-in with then-presidential candidate Donald Trump) and to look into the chaotic and shady world of journalism and the growing entitlement it's bred. For example, many conservatives have been shocked by how Fox News handled the election.

Megyn defended Fox News, saying she believes Fox News' mission "is a good one," but also didn't hold back on hosts like Neil Cavuto, who cut off a White House briefing to fact check it — something she never would have done, even while covering President Obama.

Megyn also shared this insightful takeaway from her time at NBC: "Jane Fonda was an ass."

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