Glenn Beck: Super Stu

GLENN: Sometimes you're in the moment and you know what the right thing to do is and then for some reason you're just -- it could be that your heart is two sizes too small and so you don't do it. Like, let me think if I can think of another example. Oh, I don't -- let's say Stu.

STU: This is ridiculous.

GLENN: Let's say Stu was out on the streets of Manhattan yesterday and he witnesses a robbery and a -- no, no. Stu, he witnesses a robbery and two thugs taunting this guy at a newsstand and one guy is trying to keep him busy, one of the robbers trying to keep him busy and the other robber comes around the other and starts stealing stuff. And they taunt him. Stu witnesses the whole thing, does nothing. Did you call police?

STU: He called police, the guy working at the --

GLENN: Really? After they were stealing everything? Did you call police? Did you even say, "Hey," any of that?

STU: I looked for a police officer. There wasn't one around.

GLENN: Right. And then you just watched it?

STU: Just watched it? We were approaching -- and it wasn't just me, by the way, it was me, Dan and Sarah.

DAN: I witnessed its, Glenn. He did nothing.

GLENN: Really?

DAN: Yeah, he did absolutely nothing. I was right there to see Stu's reaction.

STU: He got a fantastic view of it from 20 feet behind me.

GLENN: So in other words, there were a lot of people that were witnessing it?

STU: Yes, there was hundreds of people.


GLENN: Kind of like, oh, what's her name, King Genevieve, you know, where 100 people are like, "Oh, help me, help me, I'm being stabbed to death, help me." And then nobody does anything? Kind of like that?

STU: No, nothing like that at all, nothing like that at all.

GLENN: Dan, was it like that?

DAN: Oh, it was so clearly like that.

STU: You didn't even do anything. Why are you attacking me?

GLENN: Dan, Dan.

DAN: I was the one behind him. He was the one in the right moment and he didn't act.

GLENN: Stu, did you have your cell phone on?

DAN: Mine doesn't have 9s and 1s, either.

GLENN: Hang on, hang on. Let me just try to recreate this scene. So it was you, Dan? You were walking?

DAN: Yes.

GLENN: Stu was walking.

STU: Uh-huh.

GLENN: Dan, let me --

STU: And Sarah.

GLENN: Was Sarah walking with you? Were you protecting the pregnant woman?

DAN: I was totally guarding Sarah as much as I could. So I was kind of tied up. She's kind of big.

GLENN: Stu, you were there. Dan is protecting Sarah, who happens to be pregnant.

DAN: Pregnant, right.

GLENN: On the street from these two thugs. Were they brandishing any kind of firearm or anything like that?

DAN: I don't know. I was too busy protecting Sarah to see exactly what was going on. Stu, maybe you should --

GLENN: Stu, can you describe them?

STU: You are mischaracterizing this incident a little bit. I wouldn't call it a robbery as much as a petty theft of three packs of jolly ranchers, specifically three packs. And one of them was returned.

GLENN: Can you describe the criminals?

STU: Yes. They would be teenagers in a group of approximately six or seven with two of them being the main culprits.

GLENN: Can you describe what they were wearing?

STU: I would say traditional teenage clothing. I don't know.

GLENN: So in other words, they were in pants?

STU: T-shirts and shorts or T-shirts or something.

GLENN: Were they pants or were they shorts?

STU: I don't remember. I don't recall.

GLENN: Is that because you were hiding around the corner in the bushes crying like a little girl?

STU: No.

GLENN: You don't remember? You stood there, you watched it? You are a witness, you say police was called. You watched the whole thing. You don't remember what they were wearing?

STU: Why would I remember what they're wearing? What the hell does that have to do with anything?

GLENN: Because you're a witness, man!

STU: What does that have to do with anything? Who cares what they were wearing when they --

GLENN: Stu, Stu, Stu. Stu, Stu, Stu. There's really only two things you could do. One, you could run in the bushes like a little girl and go, "I don't want to get involved," okay, which you chose to do.

STU: No, I did not do that.

GLENN: Well, because there's no bushes in Manhattan. If you were, you would have been behind them. Dogs would have been going to those bushes for the rest of their lives because you would have already marked that spot and they would have been like, jeez. So you would have been in the bushes, but you weren't. You wet yourself there on the sidewalk and --

STU: I didn't wet myself.

GLENN: Pardon me?

STU: I just walked -- it was three Jolly Ranchers. I didn't make a big deal out of it.

DAN: He was walking a little awkward after the incident, Glenn. So probably, I think you are right.

GLENN: So anyway --

STU: Never will you be defended on anything ever again, Dan. We have plenty of time.

GLENN: Stu, please. So you are walking down the street, you see this happen. You do nothing. You watch the whole thing.

STU: Well, yeah, yeah, pretty much, yeah.

GLENN: Okay. You don't remember any of the details?

STU: You asked one detail. I've told you 20 details. You asked for one detail.

GLENN: All right, hang on, hang on. "Mr. Burguiere, you're a witness of this event. Could you tell me a little bit about it?"

STU: Yes, I was walking down the street with --

GLENN: I don't care about you. I'd like to know about the perpetrators so we can find them. Like, can you describe them, please?

STU: They were teenage -- they were teenage African-Americans.

GLENN: Okay, teenage African-Americans.

STU: Am I allowed to say that in this country these days?

GLENN: Okay, teenage African-Americans.

STU: They were males.

GLENN: Okay, hang on just a second. Bill, can you round up all the teenage African-American males in the city, please?

STU: Oh, no. Because a white T-shirt would have really narrowed that one down.

GLENN: Hang on just a second. So we now know there was a white T-shirt.

STU: No, I didn't say that. If I said that, if I had the color of their shirt, you would have been able to narrow it down.

GLENN: Hang on, go round up all of the kids. Let's look for the -- what color are the T-shirts?

STU: This is the point. There would be no way to -- this is exactly making my point. You are making my point.

GLENN: Were that he wearing shorts or --

GLENN:

STU: Police officer, you're making my point.

GLENN: Were they wearing shorts or pants? Were there any distinguishing marks? Can you describe what the children --

STU: They were wearing socks, too! Now we know who it is! Just get all the African-Americans with socks!

GLENN: You are the worst witness in the world!

STU: You are the worst prosecutor in the world! You have no idea what you're doing! You are asking over and over again.

GLENN: You know what, Dan? Dan, do you have it ready?

DAN: Yes, I do.

GLENN: You do have it ready? Stu, I've decided that there's a new -- I've got a new superhero that we're going to play on the program. Go ahead.

VOICE: Faster than a speeding mullet, more probably than nothing probably and --

GLENN: Stop, stop, stop. Dan, I didn't write -- I didn't write speeding bullet.

DAN: No, you've got to listen closely. It doesn't say speeding bullet. It's speeding, speeding mullet.

VOICE: Faster than a speeding mullet, more powerful than nothing probably and they will delete small objects after several attempts. It's Super Stu to the rescue.

VOICE: Yes, yes, that's right. Jeez, holy cow. Is that guy over there, he's raping that girl? Oh, good thing Super Stu is here. Crap, why do these things always happen to me? Wait, wait. Hang on. Maybe -- that's it. Maybe there are just a couple. Perhaps those screams for help are that she's into it. You know, maybe she's like, whoa, help, oh, yeah, help, baby. I mean, look at the way she's dressed, clothes are torn all apart. Who goes out of the house in their -- kids these days. Who dresses like that unless they are going to look for it? You know what I'm saying? Oh, crap. I better get out of here. I'm going to miss South Park.

VOICE: Super Stu has done it again. He's let the bad guys go and heads back to his vegetarian mansion.


 

Time after time, Americans have taken to the streets to defend our constitutional rights, whether it was our livelihood at stake -- or our lives. But, what was the point of all the civil rights movements that came before, if we're about to let the government take our rights away now?

On his Wednesday night special, Glenn Beck argued that Americans are tired of having our rights trampled by "tyrannical" leaders from state and local governments who are ignoring our unalienable rights during this pandemic.

"Our nanny state has gone too far. The men and women in office -- the ones closest to our communities, our towns, our cities -- are now taking advantage of our fear," Glenn said. "Like our brothers and sisters of the past, we need to start making the decisions that will put our destiny, and our children's destiny, back into our hands."

It took less than two months of the coronavirus tyranny to make America unrecognizable, but some Americans are fighting back, risking losing their jobs and businesses or even jail time, as they battle to take back our civil rights.

Here are just a few of their stories:

After New Jersey's Atilis Gym reopened in defiance of the governor's executive order, the Department of Health shut them down for "posing a threat to the public health." Co-owner Ian Smith says somebody sabotaged the gym's toilets with enire rolls of paper to create the public health "threat."

Oregon Salon owner, Lindsey Graham, was fined $14 thousand for reopening. She said she was visited by numerous government organizations, including Child Protective Services, in what she believes are bullying tactics straight from the governor's office.

77-year-old Michigan barber, Karl Manke, refused to close his shop even when facing arrest. "I couldn't go another 30 days without an income," he said. But when local police refused to arrest him, Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's (D) office suspending his business license instead.

Port of Seattle police officer Greg Anderson was suspended after he spoke out against enforcing what he called "tyrannical orders" imposed amid coronavirus lockdowns.

Kentucky mother-of-seven, Mary Sabbatino, found herself under investigation for alleged child abuse after breaking social distancing rules at a bank. After a social worker from child protective services determined there was no sign of abuse, he still sought to investigate why the Sabbatino's are homeschooling, and how they can give "adequate attention to that many children."

Dallas salon owner Shelley Luther was sentenced to seven days in jail after she defied the state-mandated stay-at-home orders to reopen her business.

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It took less than two months of the coronavirus tyranny to make America unrecognizable. Leaders from state and local governments across the U.S. have flattened the curve of some of our most basic constitutional rights, but some Americans are fighting back — and risking jail time or losing their businesses.

On Wednesday night's GBTV special, Glenn Beck argued that we're witnessing the birth of a new civil rights movement — and it's time to build a coalition of common sense to keep America as we know it free.

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On the radio program Thursday, Glenn Beck sat down with chief researcher Jason Buttrill to go over two bombshell developments that have recently come to light regarding former Vice President Joe Biden's role in the 2016 dismissal of Ukrainian Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin.

"Wow! Two huge stories dropped within about 24 hours of each other," Jason began. He went on to explain that a court ruling in Ukraine has just prompted an "actual criminal investigation against Joe Biden in Ukraine."

This stunning development coincided with the release of leaked phone conversations, which took place in late 2015 and early 2016, allegedly among then-Vice President Biden, Secretary of State John Kerry, and Ukraine's former President Petro Poroshenko.

One of the audiotapes seems to confirm allegations of a quid pro quo between Biden and Poroshenko, with the later admitting that he asked Shokin to resign despite having no evidence of him "doing anything wrong" in exchange for a $1 billion loan guarantee.

"Poroshenko said, 'despite the fact that we didn't have any corruption charges on [Shokin], and we don't have any information about him doing something wrong, I asked him to resign,'" Jason explained. "But none of the Western media is pointing this out."

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A recently declassified email, written by former National Security Adviser Susan Rice and sent herself on the day of President Donald Trump's inauguration, reveals the players involved in the origins of the Trump-Russia probe and "unmasking" of then-incoming National Security Adviser, Gen. Michael Flynn.

Rice's email details a meeting in the Oval Office on Jan 5, 2017, which included herself, former FBI Director James Comey, former Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates, former Vice President Joe Biden, and former President Barack Obama. Acting Director of National Intelligence, Richard Grenell, fully declassified the email recently amid President Trump's repeated references to "Obamagate" and claims that Obama "used his last weeks in office to target incoming officials and sabotage the new administration."

On Glenn Beck's Wednesday night special, Glenn broke down the details of Rice's email and discussed what they reveal about the Obama administration officials involved in the Russia investigation's origins.

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