Glenn: So, that's going on and then we get into the break and Dan says, did you hear the Imus audio? Play the Imus audio.
Voice: He seems like a lovely guy, Glenn Beck. But he seems he just seems to me and I'm just a casual observer like he's ready to kill himself.
Glenn: Please stop, stop. What does that mean?
Stu: What it means is that Imus has achieved the most accurate moment of broadcast journalism in the last
Glenn: It doesn't seem like I'm going to kill myself.
Stu: You always seem like you're going to kill yourself.
Glenn: There's other times that do I seem like I'm going to kill myself now?
Stu: I certainly wouldn't put it past you. At any moment, you will
Glenn: That's not true. And listen to the worth part of it. Michael Graham comes back.
Voice: Which God forbid he would do.
Voice: I would move away from that part of the conversation for reasons I'll tell you later, but
Glenn: What? What does that mean? Does Michael Graham have I been trying to hang myself in my garage lately? I mean, what does that mean?
Stu: You've talked about trying to kill your wanting to kill yourself a lot of times on this program.
Beck from the Dead - Glenn's now famous YouTube video from January of 2008...
Glenn: That's a cry for help. That's not actually trying to kill yourself.
Stu: You've said wait a minute. You just had a YouTube video out in which you were saying because of your butt injury
Glenn: That was drug induced.
Stu: Let me
Glenn: Listen, what does he say Michael Graham just made it sound like, I've got information. I've just cut him down on the way here. I just backed his car out of the garage.
Stu: The YouTube happened in January
Glenn: I just gave him mouth to mouth 10 minutes ago. Don, I'll talk to you about this off the air.
Stu: You said you were willing to kill yourself if you had the opportunity, because of your butt surgery.
Glenn: I was in the hospital at the time. They had me all doped up. I didn't know what I was doing.
Stu: Let me tell you something about my life. I think it's an interested biographical point. I have never wanted to kill myself. You act like the fact that it was only four months away like it's this great thing. Most people
Glenn: I'm four months away from my last suicide bout and I
Stu: Sarah, any suicide attempts recently, anything? Dan?
Dan: No, quote, unquote, bouts with suicide.
Stu: No. Do you understand that
Glenn: I've only had two.
Stu: And you know do you know what's amazing here?
Glenn: Only two and they're very far apart from each other. The last one was in the 1980's.
Stu: No. The last one was in January.
Glenn: Well, not the last last one but the last one. The first one was back in the Eighties.
Stu: But think about this. The last one, it was in the Eighties, but also if you're looking back over this last one, that one is so far away it's like the last one the first one you bring up is in January. The last one was in January.
Stu: I have none, no attempts, no thinking bit. I don't think about it.
Glenn: I don't think it's right if I am to say that.
Stu: Let's put it this way: If this does not in one quick burst to prove how Don Imus has had the lengthy career he has and is going to the broadcasting hall of fame and all of his achievements, just as a casual observer picks that up. He's fully analyzed your life perfectly.
Glenn: What else does he say, Dan?
Voice: I've seen him occasionally, not for any length of time, really, but
Glenn: What does that mean?
Voice: He seems like he's emotionally troubled.
Glenn: That is not true!
Stu: That is on your business card.
Glenn: It's not. I'm not emotionally troubled. I'm not emotionally troubled.
Stu: It says Glenn Beck TV host emotionally troubled.
Glenn: I'm not emotionally troubled.
Stu: Yes, you are.
Glenn: I am, but not really. I mean, I'm kind of emotionally troubled.
Stu: And this one's
Glenn: I know. I'm deeply emotionally troubled, but I'm working through it.
Stu: Dead serious.
Stu: Like you couldn't have a sentence describing you that would not include the words "emotionally troubled." Like, that is, like your defining characteristic. I mean that sincerely. You're a good guy you're just emotionally troubled.
Glenn: I think I'm emotionally more healthy than most people. (Quack, quack). Did anybody else hear that duck?