GLENN: And just as I start to make the point that we're not out of control, Stu says in my ear, "Glenn, I just want you to know that the Supreme Court has just decided that you can't put child rapists to death." Excuse me? So I take back everything I say. We're doomed. I mean, wait a minute. Hang on just a second. The Supreme Court has ruled -- do we know who -- it was 5-4? Was it another split decision?
STU: Yeah, it was 5-4, Glenn.
GLENN: 5-4. Do we know who, who it was, which judges?
STU: Yeah, it's really going to be a shocker to you. It was Scalia, Alito, Roberts and Thomas who were on the correct side of the issue.
GLENN: Yeah, killing child rapists.
STU: Yeah, and then the other idiots on the other side.
GLENN: So I don't even know why this is even up for debate on the Supreme Court. This is just because raping a child isn't bad enough?
STU: Yeah, you have to figure out, Glenn, whether -- is rape -- raping a child just kind of an annoyance or do we really dislike it? And now we know it's just an annoyance.
GLENN: Right. So we just have to find out if it's as bad as murder.
STU: Yeah, of course.
GLENN: Definitely not as bad as murder.
STU: No, no, no, no, nowhere close. It's what I would call a little -- it's a little annoyance but nothing big.
GLENN: Yeah. You know, Stu, you said that my last stage show was the most violent stage show you've ever seen on any stage.
STU: It was the hostile of stage shows.
GLENN: Yeah, it was. It was kind of The Saw of stage shows.
GLENN: I stick with my platform on pedophilia and pedophiles and those who rape children. And I quote from memory, I hope I get this one right, from memory the platform plank on pedophiles for Beck '08 was shoot them in the head. I think that was -- I hate to misquote myself, but I believe that was it.
STU: Yeah. You know, I would have thought we lived in a country where, I don't know, punishment, retribution for molesting and raping children was a somewhat widely held belief but apparently not.
GLENN: I'm looking at Joe right now as he is reading the decision. Do you have any -- have you gotten to the part? What is the reason? Come on over here. Come on over here. Hang on. Joe's trying to -- I mean, it takes somebody who's not completely brain-dead but on their way to brain-dead to understand it and so that's why we got Joe to -- he understands the legal nonsense. Okay, approximately 5,702 incidents of -- I don't need to talk about the kinds of rape, of a child under the age of 12 were reported nationwide in 2005. 5700 rapes of children under 12 in one year. This is twice the total incidents of international murder for victims. Okay, so what did they say, that would be too many -- we would kill too many people? Hang on just a second. Hang on.
JOE: The primary thrust of the decision, Glenn, is that the punishment can't be disproportionate to the crime and the majority of the opinion is saying that only those crimes that result in death are punishable by death.
GLENN: Oh, wait a minute, I didn't know that. Hey, who wants to rape a child rapist? Let's get rapists to rape child rapists, that way everybody in prison is happy.
STU: I mean, this is a very innovative solution, Glenn. I believe it was originally quoted as an eye for an eye.
GLENN: Well, that's what they're saying. Basically aren't they saying eye for an eye here. They are saying you can't take an eye if he only took your finger. Well, then I say we rape these guys at the top of every hour.
STU: Well, Glenn --
GLENN: No, seriously I don't want to have to -- I don't want to do that. So we'll invent some machines that will just rape them repeatedly at the top of every hour.
STU: Top of the hour rapes and traffic every 12 minutes.
GLENN: Come on, you've got to finish that slop up because it's about time for your next rape.
STU: The good thing about this -- I mean, Glenn, I'm not a lawyer as you know, but the good thing about this conclusion is apparently also all the crappy prison sentences will also be thrown out because that's clearly not proportionate with crime. I mean, a three-year prison sentence isn't proportional for child rape.
GLENN: Hey, look, it only lasted three minutes. Why don't I go to jail for three minutes.
STU: Well, it could get worse you're saying. Okay. I was thinking that maybe we should --
GLENN: Joe, I'm saying this in jest but it really is that, isn't it? I mean, it's really, it's going down that road, isn't it? Holy cow. Joe just said this decision is frightening when you read the language. This court has done some frightening, frightening. With Guantanamo, gang, I got news for you. We're in deep trouble with Guantanamo. We can't do this, we're going to give these guys access to our courts? Let me say something. If I were President of the United States, I would go on national television and say, ladies and gentlemen of America, the Supreme Court said that we don't have Guantanamo, so that is over, we're going to release all of them but I want you to know from hereon out our policy is to not have prisoners. We're going to shoot them all in the head. If we think that they are against us, we're going to shoot them and kill them, period. Because that's the only thing we've got going for us is we can put them away and get information.