Glenn Beck: Worst voicemail ever

GLENN: Have you heard the -- this guy met a woman in a park. And ladies, may I just say you meet the best level of men in parks. But he met a fine woman at a park and they exchanged phone numbers which again, ladies, oh, that's brilliant. No, you should. You should. You're totally safe exchanging phone numbers with a man in a park.

So he says, I'll give you a call. She says, great, I'll call you back. There are two e-mails -- I mean, two voice mails that this man left. And gentlemen, this is the way to woo a woman. No, this is the -- let's try that again. Stations, edit that out because that sounded unprofessional. This is the way to woo a woman.

VOICE: Sorry I had to leave such a rush message with you when we met the other day. I just wanted to quickly give you my phone number, and I have to get the heck out of the area. In any event, I figure I better leave you a more detailed message.

GLENN: Can I just -- let me just stop here. Okay. Here we learned that you're calling a second time and you're sorry that you had to leave a rush message. You just had to get out of the area. I don't -- I don't think that there's -- I don't think there's any explanations that are necessary. I don't -- did anybody else think police sweep? I'm sure it's just me. APB? I'm sure that was just me. She's probably thinking, oh, there might have been like some other thing happening that wasn't related to an APB. It doesn't sound suspicious at all. So leave that in.

VOICE: I am single. I have no trouble meeting women. I mean, women approach me six, seven times a day.

GLENN: Stop. This is a way to really bring the woman in and basically saying, I'm a player. Whew, women are just, I have no -- this impresses a woman. A woman says, "Really? Hmmm. I thought I was the only one that you might have approached, in the park."

VOICE: I'm very particular about what I like. If you're extremely elegant. I couldn't take my eyes off of you and your friends were very jealous. Even if they say they weren't, they were envious of the fact that I approached you.

GLENN: Stop. An elegant woman likes to get right into jealous friends and I think that -- I think a woman also appreciates a man who knows himself, you know, somebody who's willing to go out there on a limb and say, I'm just going to say what everybody else is thinking; dig me.

VOICE: And I was very taken by you. Elegant women are very rare. I'm Greek and I'm very particular about what I like. So I'm giving you an opportunity here. I don't know if you pick up the messages on the weekend, but I'm working on a movie script. So I'm pretty much around all week.

GLENN: Stop, stop. (Laughing). This guy. "I'm working, by the way, Hollywood, I'm working on a movie script right now." (Laughing). Wouldn't you love to hear the response from the woman? I mean the actual response. How many times has she had friends over? You could have parties revolving around this voice mail, wouldn't you? If somebody left this voice mail, you would have it for -- you'd play it for friends and eventually somebody would say to you, let me hear it. And you go, you know what? This Friday I'm just having all my friends over and we're just going to play it. You can just, you can have a bottle of wine, sit back, listen, laugh.

STU: You should know this gets much, much worse.

GLENN: Here you go.

VOICE: I'm working on a movie script. So I'm pretty much around all weekend doing that. I left you my number, 416-918... this looks like a land line and if it is, you may not get the message until Monday. But when you do, call me and then we'll get together for coffee and chat and let the romance begin. You look very taken aback by my approach and I --

GLENN: You were in the park.

VOICE: Timidness, I hope it was just a little bit of shock at being approached so directly because I don't really date timid women because I'm a very direct, very passionate, very assertive man and I want a woman who's very independent and strong. So we'll talk about that, but I just wanted to formally introduce myself.

GLENN: You spook me.

VOICE: Now I have. You call me as soon as you have the courage to, okay, Olga? Talk to you soon. Bye.

GLENN: Okay. Courage, as soon as you have the courage to. You scare the crap out of me.

STU: If I had a guy who's saying I had to run out of the area.

GLENN: Yeah, I just had to get out of the area as soon as I could.

STU: Printing towards that white --

GLENN: You might have heard -- that was music in the background (making siren sounds). That was a disco song. We'll talk about it later, Olga.

STU: So obviously after a message like that, you don't call back.

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: The next message...

GLENN: You have to hear. We'll play that in just a second.

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GLENN: Okay, do we have time to play the rest of this? This is the callback. Apparently Olga didn't call. What was his name in Vladimir?

STU: Demetri.

GLENN: Demetri, that's right. Olga didn't call Demetri back. The man she met in the park, he likes a strong assertive woman but he was busy working on a movie script. Well, she didn't call back on Monday after that lovely message, but he did call back. And here's the second message.

VOICE: Hi there, Olga. It's Demetri calling again, the guy from the street. I left you a message several days ago. You said you were interested. Now, here's the way I work. I don't like leaving second messages, but I like you. You're a very elegant woman. You are very attractive but, you know, I don't play that game. I know your friends tell you not to return calls, you're playing games like you see on stupid TV shows. So here's how it's going to work. It is now 4:30 on Wednesday. Now, I'll assume, I'll assume that you've already left work because, you know, some people leave early, and I'll grant you that. And if I do not receive a phone call back from you by 3:00 Thursday afternoon, I'm no longer interested and you can erase my number. I don't play games like that. I'm completely single, I --

GLENN: Stop, stop, stop. You're single -- nobody snatched you up yet? Demetri, you've got to be kidding me. Really?

STU: He's completely single. Not a little bit.

GLENN: No. It's not like -- no, when I say single, I don't mean just unmarried. I mean no women around me whatsoever. Not a single chance I'm dating anyone.

STU: I haven't talk to anyone else in a month.

GLENN: Mom doesn't even return my phone calls. Nobody.

STU: Creditors avoid me.

GLENN: Yeah. Nobody calls. I'm at a pay phone right now. Is there anyone in the world that would call this guy back? "Hey, look, otherwise it's like a cross between a stalker and a telemarketer, you know? It's like if a stalker happened to be working for the, you know, what's that TV network, QVC, you know, where, look, you don't call in the next five minutes, you can erase our phone number. Just take our channel and put it on block. That's what -- I mean, that's what he sounds like. Go ahead, the rest of it.

VOICE: I'm completely single. I'm very intelligent. I'm great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch. I've only been single four months, had a long distance relationship, you know, been a year --

GLENN: When I was in prison.

VOICE: It didn't work out.

GLENN: Stop just a second. "I have a long distance relationship. I was in prison and she went into the government witness program. She was just trying -- she eventually had to move to the other side of the planet where they have no phone so I would leave her alone. But hey, hey, I'm out and --

STU: I'm really a catch, or like I was caught by police four months ago.

VOICE: I've only been single four months. I had a long distance relationship. You know, been a year. It's very tough to maintain it like that and it didn't work out. There's nothing wrong with me. As a matter of fact --

GLENN: Stop. I've just been checked out with prison doctors, nothing wrong with me. No diseases, nothing. I should point out nothing physically wrong with me.

VOICE: As a matter of fact, I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him. So I'm giving you that 3:00 deadline. If I don't hear from you, you lose my number. I'm erasing yours right now. You won't be hearing back from me.

GLENN: Good.

VOICE: So that's it. 3:00 tomorrow or you can just completely forget it. Now, I understand if you've got other issues like maybe you're not playing games. Maybe you had -- I don't know, maybe you were abused from childhood. Maybe your mother has cancer, you're going to chemo.

GLENN: Stop, stop. So Demetri, I was out of town. "Because your mother had cancer?" No, I was just out of town. "No, sorry, uh-uh. Moms don't have -- were you abused?" No. "Okay, mom having cancer, no abuse." No, uh-uh. I think, by the way, if you were abused, who's with me on thinking Demetri's the guy to heal you? Seriously.

VOICE: Maybe you're just a person who's extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder. Maybe you're on some medication for that. I don't know. There could be another issue.

GLENN: Hang on just a second. You're very classy but maybe you're crazy. Maybe you're crazy. You're very, very classy. I -- seriously when you were pushing that garbage there in the park, I could barely smell the urine. Very classy woman. What -- I'm healthy, but you may be -- but I'd still like to date you.

VOICE: -- that I'm not aware of. And nobody says "Call me," hands a person a business card and then doesn't return calls.

GLENN: You are right.

VOICE: That's extremely passive-aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder.

GLENN: Oh, my gosh.

VOICE: And you let me know. If you've got issues, psychological issues, if you're on any sort of medication for anxiety or depression, I'm not interested, okay? But if you're psychologically normal and you haven't called me because there's been some horrible things that's happened in your life which prevented you, that's fine. But otherwise don't call me, okay? Bye.

GLENN: That's fantastic. We have an update now.

STU: We do have an update. This is going to shock you, I believe. Well, first of all, Demetri was a doctor. I say was a doctor.

GLENN: So was Mengele.

STU: That's a very good point. He was actually in the military originally and he was in the military records, it shows that he would leave his practice to go into the washroom and please himself several times a day, which is a problem. He eventually became --

GLENN: Wait, wait. What kind of doctor was he?

STU: I don't have that information. Not a good one. One that was apparently very busy.

GLENN: Yes. I'm sorry. The doctor is taking care of his little patient right now.

STU: Now, his medical career began to fall apart when the college suspended his license following complaints from female patients.

GLENN: Not from this guy.

STU: Shockingly enough, the man you just heard, the man that seems like such a (inaudible), nothing wrong with him. Pleaded guilty to two counts of sexual assault.

GLENN: You know what? I didn't know this update. So basically what you're saying is if you didn't get it from the phone message, nothing ever will get through to you. Is he, may I ask, is he in jail or is he still available?

STU: He really is, he really is very completely single, as he pointed out.

Apparel company The North Face recently stated that it would no longer make jackets for oil and gas companies because it doesn't want to be associated with the fossil fuel industry. In response, Colorado-based oil and gas company Liberty Oilfield Services rented full billboard ads to remind The North Face of the truth: "Globally, 60% of all clothing fibers are made out of oil and gas. For North Face, it is likely 90% or more."

Liberty CEO Chris Wright joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to discuss just how much of our economy — beyond outdoor apparel and energy — wouldn't exist in a world without fossil fuels. And he warns that many companies are now deeming this truth to be "controversial."

"I have been for years, trying to get a real, honest dialogue about energy going," Chris told Glenn. "So we took this opportunity to point out that North Face jackets are ... almost completely made out of oil and gas. How can you choose not to associate with the essential material your equipment [is] made out of? So we put a billboard up ... the billboard says, 'That North Face puffer looks good on you. And it was made from fossil fuels.'"

"Most billboard companies did not want to run that billboard. They thought it was controversial," he added. "And Facebook put a hold on our brief video just saying the jacket looks good, this is what it's made out of. In today's world, that is controversial."

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During a lecture at the Yale School of Medicine's Child Study Center, a New York City-based psychiatrist told students and faculty that she fantasizes about "unloading a revolver into the head of any white person that got in my way," among several other shockingly race-hating statements.

In April, Dr. Aruna Khilanani — a New York-based forensic psychiatrist and psychoanalyst — delivered the talk called "The Psychopathic Problem of the White Mind" virtually as part of the Yale School of Medicine's "Child Study Center Grand Rounds," a lecture program for "trainees in child psychiatry, psychology, and social work, faculty, clinicians, and scientists."

On the radio program Monday, Glenn Beck shared several quotes from an audio recording of the lecture provided by Bari Weiss, a former opinion writer and editor for the New York Times.

Here are a few of Khilanani's statements from the audio:

  • "This is the cost of talking to white people at all. The cost of your own life, as they suck you dry. There are no good apples out there. White people make my blood boil."
  • "I had fantasies of unloading a revolver into the head of any white person that got in my way, burying their body, and wiping my bloody hands as I walked away relatively guiltless with a bounce in my step. Like I did the world a f***ing favor."
  • "White people are out of their minds. And they have been for a long time."
  • "White people feel that we are bullying them when we bring up race. They feel that we should be thanking them for all that they have done for us. They are confused, and so are we. We keep forgetting that directly talking about race is a waste of our breath."
  • "We are asking a demented, violent predator who thinks that they are a saint or a superhero, to accept responsibility. It ain't gonna happen. They have five holes in their brain. It's like banging your head against a brick wall. It's just like sort of not a good idea."

"We must take a stand. We must speak out, because this is evil," Glenn said in response to Khilanani's shocking lecture. "I don't care who you voted for, you know this is evil."

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The prices of our houses and food are already rising fast, but they will skyrocket to record highs if we don't fix the problem soon. So what's causing the inflation?

On the radio program this week, Glenn Beck said he doesn't believe it's the fault of our loggers, farmers, or truckers — many of them are really struggling. But the big corporations that control these industries are making record profits, all while the Biden administration is making some very odd decisions that could make the crises even worse.

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The crisis at the border continues to worsen, with the U.S. Border Patrol recently releasing some shocking statistics that illuminate just how bad the situation has become. But Texas Governor Greg Abbott (R) is doing everything he can to prevent any additional unlawful crossings into the Lone Star State.

Abbott joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Wednesday to describe recent action he has taken to ensure that those who do cross into Texas illegally know they came to the "wrong state."

After noting that both President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris "have completely abandoned post as it concerns the Texas border," Abbott explained how "Texas is stepping up" to combat the flood of dangerous gangs and cartels, human traffickers and drugs he says are pouring into border communities.

"Beginning in March, I deployed a thousand Texas Department of Public Safety officers to the border. I deployed the National Guard to the border. And they made well over a thousand arrests of some of these criminals we talked about. They've apprehended more than 33,000 illegal immigrants coming across the border." Abbott said. "But because of the way the Biden administration has abandoned the border, we are now elevating our game. What I did yesterday, in response to more than a dozen counties along the border ... I granted their request for a disaster declaration," he added.

Abbott went on to describe how his disaster declaration gives Texas the authority to toughen penalties for lawbreakers, including criminal trespassing, smuggling, and human trafficking.

"We're going to begin arresting everybody coming across the border and charging them with criminal trespass and putting them in jail. They are coming in here, thinking they'll get the Biden free-ride, and go wherever they want to go. Not in the state of Texas. We'll start arresting them right and left, and putting them behind bars, and saying they came in to the wrong state."

Asked by Glenn if he is prepared for the inevitable "media onslaught", Abbott simply answered, "We're prepared to see a reduction in the number of people coming across the border — because Texas is enforcing the law, period."

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