Glenn Beck: Worst voicemail ever

GLENN: Have you heard the -- this guy met a woman in a park. And ladies, may I just say you meet the best level of men in parks. But he met a fine woman at a park and they exchanged phone numbers which again, ladies, oh, that's brilliant. No, you should. You should. You're totally safe exchanging phone numbers with a man in a park.

So he says, I'll give you a call. She says, great, I'll call you back. There are two e-mails -- I mean, two voice mails that this man left. And gentlemen, this is the way to woo a woman. No, this is the -- let's try that again. Stations, edit that out because that sounded unprofessional. This is the way to woo a woman.

VOICE: Sorry I had to leave such a rush message with you when we met the other day. I just wanted to quickly give you my phone number, and I have to get the heck out of the area. In any event, I figure I better leave you a more detailed message.

GLENN: Can I just -- let me just stop here. Okay. Here we learned that you're calling a second time and you're sorry that you had to leave a rush message. You just had to get out of the area. I don't -- I don't think that there's -- I don't think there's any explanations that are necessary. I don't -- did anybody else think police sweep? I'm sure it's just me. APB? I'm sure that was just me. She's probably thinking, oh, there might have been like some other thing happening that wasn't related to an APB. It doesn't sound suspicious at all. So leave that in.

VOICE: I am single. I have no trouble meeting women. I mean, women approach me six, seven times a day.

GLENN: Stop. This is a way to really bring the woman in and basically saying, I'm a player. Whew, women are just, I have no -- this impresses a woman. A woman says, "Really? Hmmm. I thought I was the only one that you might have approached, in the park."

VOICE: I'm very particular about what I like. If you're extremely elegant. I couldn't take my eyes off of you and your friends were very jealous. Even if they say they weren't, they were envious of the fact that I approached you.

GLENN: Stop. An elegant woman likes to get right into jealous friends and I think that -- I think a woman also appreciates a man who knows himself, you know, somebody who's willing to go out there on a limb and say, I'm just going to say what everybody else is thinking; dig me.

VOICE: And I was very taken by you. Elegant women are very rare. I'm Greek and I'm very particular about what I like. So I'm giving you an opportunity here. I don't know if you pick up the messages on the weekend, but I'm working on a movie script. So I'm pretty much around all week.

GLENN: Stop, stop. (Laughing). This guy. "I'm working, by the way, Hollywood, I'm working on a movie script right now." (Laughing). Wouldn't you love to hear the response from the woman? I mean the actual response. How many times has she had friends over? You could have parties revolving around this voice mail, wouldn't you? If somebody left this voice mail, you would have it for -- you'd play it for friends and eventually somebody would say to you, let me hear it. And you go, you know what? This Friday I'm just having all my friends over and we're just going to play it. You can just, you can have a bottle of wine, sit back, listen, laugh.

STU: You should know this gets much, much worse.

GLENN: Here you go.

VOICE: I'm working on a movie script. So I'm pretty much around all weekend doing that. I left you my number, 416-918... this looks like a land line and if it is, you may not get the message until Monday. But when you do, call me and then we'll get together for coffee and chat and let the romance begin. You look very taken aback by my approach and I --

GLENN: You were in the park.

VOICE: Timidness, I hope it was just a little bit of shock at being approached so directly because I don't really date timid women because I'm a very direct, very passionate, very assertive man and I want a woman who's very independent and strong. So we'll talk about that, but I just wanted to formally introduce myself.

GLENN: You spook me.

VOICE: Now I have. You call me as soon as you have the courage to, okay, Olga? Talk to you soon. Bye.

GLENN: Okay. Courage, as soon as you have the courage to. You scare the crap out of me.

STU: If I had a guy who's saying I had to run out of the area.

GLENN: Yeah, I just had to get out of the area as soon as I could.

STU: Printing towards that white --

GLENN: You might have heard -- that was music in the background (making siren sounds). That was a disco song. We'll talk about it later, Olga.

STU: So obviously after a message like that, you don't call back.

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: The next message...

GLENN: You have to hear. We'll play that in just a second.

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GLENN: Okay, do we have time to play the rest of this? This is the callback. Apparently Olga didn't call. What was his name in Vladimir?

STU: Demetri.

GLENN: Demetri, that's right. Olga didn't call Demetri back. The man she met in the park, he likes a strong assertive woman but he was busy working on a movie script. Well, she didn't call back on Monday after that lovely message, but he did call back. And here's the second message.

VOICE: Hi there, Olga. It's Demetri calling again, the guy from the street. I left you a message several days ago. You said you were interested. Now, here's the way I work. I don't like leaving second messages, but I like you. You're a very elegant woman. You are very attractive but, you know, I don't play that game. I know your friends tell you not to return calls, you're playing games like you see on stupid TV shows. So here's how it's going to work. It is now 4:30 on Wednesday. Now, I'll assume, I'll assume that you've already left work because, you know, some people leave early, and I'll grant you that. And if I do not receive a phone call back from you by 3:00 Thursday afternoon, I'm no longer interested and you can erase my number. I don't play games like that. I'm completely single, I --

GLENN: Stop, stop, stop. You're single -- nobody snatched you up yet? Demetri, you've got to be kidding me. Really?

STU: He's completely single. Not a little bit.

GLENN: No. It's not like -- no, when I say single, I don't mean just unmarried. I mean no women around me whatsoever. Not a single chance I'm dating anyone.

STU: I haven't talk to anyone else in a month.

GLENN: Mom doesn't even return my phone calls. Nobody.

STU: Creditors avoid me.

GLENN: Yeah. Nobody calls. I'm at a pay phone right now. Is there anyone in the world that would call this guy back? "Hey, look, otherwise it's like a cross between a stalker and a telemarketer, you know? It's like if a stalker happened to be working for the, you know, what's that TV network, QVC, you know, where, look, you don't call in the next five minutes, you can erase our phone number. Just take our channel and put it on block. That's what -- I mean, that's what he sounds like. Go ahead, the rest of it.

VOICE: I'm completely single. I'm very intelligent. I'm great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch. I've only been single four months, had a long distance relationship, you know, been a year --

GLENN: When I was in prison.

VOICE: It didn't work out.

GLENN: Stop just a second. "I have a long distance relationship. I was in prison and she went into the government witness program. She was just trying -- she eventually had to move to the other side of the planet where they have no phone so I would leave her alone. But hey, hey, I'm out and --

STU: I'm really a catch, or like I was caught by police four months ago.

VOICE: I've only been single four months. I had a long distance relationship. You know, been a year. It's very tough to maintain it like that and it didn't work out. There's nothing wrong with me. As a matter of fact --

GLENN: Stop. I've just been checked out with prison doctors, nothing wrong with me. No diseases, nothing. I should point out nothing physically wrong with me.

VOICE: As a matter of fact, I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him. So I'm giving you that 3:00 deadline. If I don't hear from you, you lose my number. I'm erasing yours right now. You won't be hearing back from me.

GLENN: Good.

VOICE: So that's it. 3:00 tomorrow or you can just completely forget it. Now, I understand if you've got other issues like maybe you're not playing games. Maybe you had -- I don't know, maybe you were abused from childhood. Maybe your mother has cancer, you're going to chemo.

GLENN: Stop, stop. So Demetri, I was out of town. "Because your mother had cancer?" No, I was just out of town. "No, sorry, uh-uh. Moms don't have -- were you abused?" No. "Okay, mom having cancer, no abuse." No, uh-uh. I think, by the way, if you were abused, who's with me on thinking Demetri's the guy to heal you? Seriously.

VOICE: Maybe you're just a person who's extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder. Maybe you're on some medication for that. I don't know. There could be another issue.

GLENN: Hang on just a second. You're very classy but maybe you're crazy. Maybe you're crazy. You're very, very classy. I -- seriously when you were pushing that garbage there in the park, I could barely smell the urine. Very classy woman. What -- I'm healthy, but you may be -- but I'd still like to date you.

VOICE: -- that I'm not aware of. And nobody says "Call me," hands a person a business card and then doesn't return calls.

GLENN: You are right.

VOICE: That's extremely passive-aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder.

GLENN: Oh, my gosh.

VOICE: And you let me know. If you've got issues, psychological issues, if you're on any sort of medication for anxiety or depression, I'm not interested, okay? But if you're psychologically normal and you haven't called me because there's been some horrible things that's happened in your life which prevented you, that's fine. But otherwise don't call me, okay? Bye.

GLENN: That's fantastic. We have an update now.

STU: We do have an update. This is going to shock you, I believe. Well, first of all, Demetri was a doctor. I say was a doctor.

GLENN: So was Mengele.

STU: That's a very good point. He was actually in the military originally and he was in the military records, it shows that he would leave his practice to go into the washroom and please himself several times a day, which is a problem. He eventually became --

GLENN: Wait, wait. What kind of doctor was he?

STU: I don't have that information. Not a good one. One that was apparently very busy.

GLENN: Yes. I'm sorry. The doctor is taking care of his little patient right now.

STU: Now, his medical career began to fall apart when the college suspended his license following complaints from female patients.

GLENN: Not from this guy.

STU: Shockingly enough, the man you just heard, the man that seems like such a (inaudible), nothing wrong with him. Pleaded guilty to two counts of sexual assault.

GLENN: You know what? I didn't know this update. So basically what you're saying is if you didn't get it from the phone message, nothing ever will get through to you. Is he, may I ask, is he in jail or is he still available?

STU: He really is, he really is very completely single, as he pointed out.

Chances are, you've noticed that many large companies have decided to become woke activists, despite the fact that alienating half your customer base is a terrible business strategy.

This woke shift isn't being driven by the usual market forces. It's the Great Reset's ESG score system at work, Glenn Beck said on "GlennTV." Under the “environmental, social, and governance” score system, companies will no longer make decisions based on what you, the consumer, want. Now, it's all about what those in power deem society should want. And it's not just businesses that are affected, he explained.

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11 things you can do to help stop the Great Reset

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The foundation of the American way of life is freedom from tyranny, which can only exist in a nation that defends the rights, powers, and property of individuals and families. Over the past two centuries, the greatest threats to liberty have come from governments, both foreign and domestic. And from the beaches of Normandy to the civil rights movement of the 1960s, Americans have repeatedly conquered the challenges placed before them by those seeking to extinguish or limit individual rights.

However, over the past few years, a new, potentially catastrophic danger has emerged, but not primarily from the halls of Congress or state capitols. This threat to freedom has largely emanated from the board rooms of the world’s wealthiest, most powerful corporations, large financial institutions, central banks, and international organizations such as the United Nations and World Economic Forum.

In an attempt to secure vast amounts of wealth and influence over society, corporate CEOs, bankers, and investors, working closely with key government officials, have launched a unified effort to impose environmental, social, and governance (ESG) standards on most of the industrialized global economy. ESG standards are also referred to as “sustainable investment” or “stakeholder capitalism.” According to a report by KPMG, thousands of companies, located in more than 50 countries, already have ESG systems in place, including 82 percent of large companies in the United States.

ESG standards are designed to create a “great reset of capitalism” and to “revamp all aspects of our societies and economies, from education to social contracts and working conditions.” ESG supporters plan to enact these radical changes by using ESG schemes to alter how businesses and investments are evaluated, so that instead of focusing on the quality of goods and services, profits, and other traditional economic metrics, companies — including financial institutions — are evaluated largely on their commitment to social justice and environmental causes and then assigned scores so that companies can be compared, rewarded, or potentially punished.

Supporters of the movement for a Great Reset also plan on using technology to limit free speech and privacy rights, and they support creating vast new government programs that are designed to transform the Western economy via the Green New Deal, European Green Deal, a federal jobs guarantee, and basic income programs.

Together, the proposals that make up the Great Reset represent the most serious threat to freedom in the West since the fall of the Soviet Union and perhaps since World War II. But there is hope. We can stop the Great Reset, but only if we act quickly and with great conviction.

Below are 11 steps you can take to push back against the Great Reset. These steps represent a powerful bottom-up, grassroots approach to the Great Reset’s top-down plan to remake the world. Although many of these steps won’t be easy for everyone to take, they are essential for ensuring that our children and grandchildren will grow up in a world that protects the rights of individuals and empowers families, rather than wealthy special interests, financial institutions, and large corporations.

1. Live Not by Lies: The time for remaining quiet is over. When you hear or see something that you know to be false, speak up. Be kind, generous, and compassionate, but do not, under any circumstances, allow lies to infect your life. Further, do not support organizations, publications, politicians, schools, or any other institutions that regularly promote false claims.

2. Buy Local: The reason the Great Reset is so powerful is because so many of us have become totally dependent on large multinational corporations. They can be easily manipulated in a way that small, local businesses cannot. Learn to buy local, whenever possible, even if it means spending more money on your purchases. Yes, big corporations offer conveniences and low prices that many small businesses can’t compete with, but those benefits come with a great cost: your freedom.

3. Bank Local: Big financial institutions and banks are driving much of the Great Reset movement. They have started to use their incredible wealth and power to alter society by financing only those businesses who agree to the terms of the Great Reset. This problem is going to get worse, so it’s important to find local banks and credit unions you can trust and who refuse to utilize ESG scores and other discriminatory schemes.

4. Support Local Farms: If you live in an area that has local farms and farmer’s markets, consider buying as many of your groceries as possible from farmers. In the future, food production and distribution are going to change dramatically. It’s important that you support local farmers and build relationships with individuals who can provide you with the goods you need in a time of crisis. One of our main goals must be to make local communities as self-sufficient as possible, and that cannot happen unless we support local farms.

5. Be Vocal: After starting to shop and bank locally, be sure to tell big financial institutions and corporations why they have lost your business. They need to know that their decisions have serious consequences.

6. Run for Local Government: Local and state governments will soon be our most important defense against the Great Reset. Consider running for your local school board, zoning board, or even for a state legislative office. If you don’t feel qualified for these positions, find someone who shares your values and help them run for office. If we don’t have control of our local governments, we won’t be able to halt the Great Reset.

7. Demand That Your State Pass Laws Against ESG Scores: In America, states have a tremendous amount of power to slow the Great Reset and protect their citizens from abuses by large corporations, banks, and international institutions. They can do this by passing laws that make the use of ESG metrics and other, similar systems by financial institutions illegal, when used as a precondition for banking services, financing, investment, etc. ESG scores are, by definition, discriminatory and should be made illegal by state lawmakers who care about protecting their citizens’ rights.

8. Make Responsible Spending a Key Issue for Politicians: In recent years, politicians on the ideological left and right have totally abandoned responsible fiscal policy in favor of vast money printing and loose monetary policies. The many trillions of dollars that have been “printed” in recent years put our economy at risk and are being used to fuel the Great Reset. Without these trillions of dollars of printed money, it would be exceptionally difficult for governments and financial institutions to buy off corporations.

9. Organize Anti-Great Reset Groups: No matter where you live, there are Americans in your community who do not support the Great Reset — Republicans, Democrats, and independents alike. Find like-minded neighbors and organize a local, peaceful resistance. Find people you can trust and agree to support one another when times get tough. Now, more than ever, we need to develop dependable communities.

10. Buy Property and Diversify: Property ownership is going to become increasingly more difficult in the months and years to come. It’s important that you work with a qualified financial adviser to help you figure out the best way to buy property and diversify your investments. Buying hard assets, including real estate and precious metals, could be a good way for you to protect against the Great Reset and a possible financial collapse. If you already own property, resist selling it to large corporations and financial institutions, whenever possible. (This is not financial advice, and I’m not a financial adviser. Talk to an expert you trust before taking action!)

11. Make the Great Reset a Litmus Test for Politicians: Before supporting politicians, find out if they know what the Great Reset is and what they plan to do to stop it. If they aren’t familiar with the Great Reset or don’t have a plan to halt it, then demand that they learn about the Great Reset and develop a proposal to prevent it. Political leaders who refuse to take the Great Reset seriously do not deserve your support. This is the key issue of our generation.

Scott Quiner was transferred over the weekend to a hospital in Texas after doctors in Minnesota threated to terminate life support measures as he battled severe complications from COVID-19. Scott's wife, Anne Quiner, appealed to the courts for a restraining order to prevent the hospital from pulling the plug as she sought a new facility to provide medical care for her husband. Scott was unvaccinated when he tested positive for COVID-19 in late October, 2021.

Anne and her attorney Marjorie Holsten joined "The Glenn Beck Program" Thursday to describe their frantic efforts to halt the hospital's decision to turn off Scott's life support — allegedly because he was unvaccinated — and just how difficult it was to get him the medical treatment he needed.

"It was absolutely stunning," Holsten told Glenn. "[Anne] came in and she has this order, I saw the screenshot from the [online medical] chart that said [Scott] is basically scheduled for execution at noon the following day."

According to Holsten, the Minnesota hospital responded to her appeal for a restraining order by claiming that the "position" to keep Scott alive "is not supported by medical science or Minnesota law. As a result, Mercy will ask the court to issue an order that Mercy has the authority to discontinue Mr. Quiner's ventilator and proceed with his medical care plan."

"The 'medical care plan' was the plan to discontinue the ventilator at noon, which leads to death very shortly. So that was at 10 o'clock, but then at 11 o'clock, before the 12 o'clock execution, the judge did, in fact, sign an order saying the hospital is restrained from pulling the plug," she added.

Anne told Glenn that doctors in Texas were shocked by Scott's condition after he arrived from the Minnesota hospital. Not only had he been given dangerous drugs, he was also found to be “severely malnourished."

"The doctor [in Texas] spent two hours with Scott and when he came back out, he said, 'I don't know how he even made it, how he even survived that other hospital ... but I will do everything I can to try to save his life,'" Anne explained.

"And the doctor [in Texas] said Scott was the most undernourished patient he has ever seen," Holsten added.

"Glenn, we are first bringing this battle to the court of public opinion," Holsten continued. "What we are showing the world is that Scott was near death because of the protocols used in that [Minnesota] hospital, but now he is recovering. He is getting better.... Now, we're not planning a funeral, we're planning for his release."

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The Great Reset is not just an elitist idea — it’s not even a socialist utopian concept. It’s a real-world fascist threat to every American from Wall Street to Main Street. It’s happening now in policies and cultural shifts big and small, obvious and subtle, from environmental promises to corporations going woke. But the mainstream media, global elites, and politicians brushed off the Great Reset as “nothing to see here.” Another myth they push: “The World Economic Forum is just a conference for elites who have no REAL power.”

Glenn Beck first exposed the Great Reset almost two years ago, and the globalist cries of "conspiracy theorist" soon followed. They said he believed the WEF was a “master cabal calling the shots from some evil underground lair.” But Glenn Beck never said that. Instead, he uncovered the true intentions of global leaders in finance and politics by simply highlighting their own words.

This week, the same global elites are doubling down on their agenda at the World Economic Forum’s Davos Agenda virtual event. But still, the global elites — like Twitter’s Jack Dorsey — are trying to downplay the WEF’s influence to stop people like us from interfering with their plans. The oligarchy will prosper in the new world order they’ve designed. You will not.

So Glenn unveils a master chalkboard based on his best-selling new book to outline the threats from globalists and why we must stop their agenda if we hope to keep the precious freedoms we still have.

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