Glenn & Pat review the show

The Chelsea (NYC) movie theater last night before Beck '08 began... Thanks to Kristopher for sending this in.

The packed movie house in Chelsea, the audience member has been circled in red...

Meanwhile the crowd in Peoria, IL seemed to enjoy itself... Thanks to Seth for sending this in.

.... and here's a picture of the line at one of the theaters in Oklahoma City...

Glenn: There was no nobody that had purchased a ticket in this theater. It was just going to show to an empty theater and we thought how appropriate and we were talking, we wanted to get somebody to go on the air and would actually go and buy a ticket in the Chelsea movie theater so we could say we sold one ticket there, at least one. Well, right before I yesterday we were looking at some of the cities and we checked Chelsea to see and we saw that two tickets had sold and we're thrilled. We're, like, two tickets. We're thinking some cool listener bought two tickets to the show. No. Right before I go on stage Jeff, who is the steady cam operator, that's the camera that gets really close to me and find of follows me around the stage, Jeff came with me from New York, I really like him and he's a great guy and everything else and he is very, very good at what he does so, we had him be the steady cam operator and right before we start, they said, one minute, Mr. Beck, and I said, Jeff, do you have anybody watching the show, you know, for your work, kind of kidding him, and he said, yes. Actually my sister and her boyfriend and I said, really, where are they watching? He said, they bought two tickets to the Chelsea show. They weren't even going they didn't even buy the ticket to see me. They bought it to see the work of the steady cam operator. It's amazing. But we had a great time last night. The governor of Texas was there, Rick Perry. He is as I introduced him, I said, he's either the dumbest politician in America or the bravest politician in America, especially being from Texas, knowing that we're going to talk about the border and this is just a rip these politicians limb from limb two hour spectacle. When he was introduced last night, at first he got applause and then it started to turn ugly and honestly, it was like it was like being, you know, a member of the Boston Red Sox at a Yankees game.

Pat: Was it that bad? Was it that obvious?

Glenn: Wouldn't you say that, Joe, that it got that way? First there was applause and then it started to go ugly. Yeah. And people started to boo and everything else because he's not strong on the border and so, anyway, we moved on, but I felt bad for him. I actually felt bad for his wife. I mean, if you're the politician, I'm not going to feel bad for you. That's what you get when you're a politician. I felt bad for his wife because, you know

Pat: She didn't do it.

Glenn: She didn't do it. And

Pat: Governor Good Hair, but Texas feels betrayed.

Glenn: Governor who?

Pat: Governor Good Hair. You know, his hair is I mean, he spends more in hairspray than he spends on the border, protecting us from the drug dealers.

Glenn: Is that what you call Mitt Romney?

Pat: No. I call Mitt Romney "Mitt Romney."

Glenn: Governor Good Hair, I met him and talked to him for awhile backstage. He does have good hair. Mitt Romney has great hair. So, would he be President Great Hair?

Pat: If you had to see them both side by side, who would you say has the best hair?

Glenn: Romney is a good looking man. I don't mean to go all homosexual on you, but he's a good looking man. If it were just me and him on the earth

Pat: You would be okay? You might just look at him for awhile and go, I don't know. He is pretty good looking. No, no, come on. Let's go find some beers. Well, we would both be Mormon. So, we would be, like, let's go feed ourselves to a polar bear. Of let's just end it now, but, anyway, no, he's a good looking man

Pat: Better looking than Perry?

Glenn: You have a thing for Perry?

Pat: Well, if you were a serious dislike for him.

Glenn: By the way, have I introduced Pat? This is my best friend who is filling in for Stu who is such a wiener and couldn't actually pull himself out of bed this morning. I had to watch some stupid stage show all night. So, he's sleeping in today.

But, anyway, you were saying about your thing for

Pat: So, Texans

Glenn: governor Perry.

Pat: Texans feel betrayed. He made a strong promise to us during the campaign when he ran for election, by gosh, I'm going to go down to the border and string them up and bring them back across the Rio Grande myself. He never did it.

Glenn: I've never been so close to losing I have never been to close to losing control of an audience as I was last night.

Pat: Over Rick Perry?

Glenn: I think most of it was.

Pat: Yeah.

Glenn: Most of it was? Joe, wouldn't you say? You were sitting in the audience.

Joe: Yeah. Of all the shows I've been to.

Glenn: This was a hard show to do.

Pat: As you spoke about illegal immigration, they were getting on Perry and

Glenn: I don't know if you could see this in the movie theaters, but there were two balconies. You could hear it, Dan?

Dan: I didn't know what it was, but I definitely heard people interrupting you at certain points.

Glenn: This is a very large theater. Could you get a sense of that, Dan?

Dan: A sense of what, that the theater was large?

Glenn: Could you see the balconies?

Dan: Yeah, yeah, oh. Yeah, it was great camera shots.

Glenn: So, there are two balconies and it was full and the balconies, the people who were down on the floor with Perry were not doing it. The balconies, holy cow! I thought they were going to start dropping water balloons on him at some point. It was very hard to hold it together, but I spoke to him before the show and then he stayed the whole time and then he came backstage afterwards, as well. I mean

Pat: So, did he tell you is he, like, a fan of the show?

Glenn: Yeah, yeah. He and his wife are a fan of the show

Pat: Would you please speak directly to him?

Glenn: I will

Pat: Rick Perry, close the border.

Glenn: Well, he

Pat: Come on.

Glenn: He talked to me about it and I don't want to share anything that he said because I don't know his I don't want to share anything that he said to me in confidence. He didn't say anything that was in confidence, but I don't want to you know, because I would like to have him go on record. You know what I mean.

Pat: Yeah.

Glenn: But we did talk about the Medellin case.

Pat: And this I will say about that. He's been great on that. He's been great on Medellin.

We did our homework over the weekend; we did the research so we can tell you what is likely coming from Senate Democrats regarding President Trump's Supreme Court Nominee Amy Coney Barrett. Based on our research and the anonymous people who have already come forward to talk about Coney Barrett's youth, these are the main shocking things you can expect Senate Democrats to seize on during the confirmation process…

A man has come forward under the banner of "#MenToo," to say that in second grade, Amy Coney Barrett and her best friend at the time, cornered him at a birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese and "injected him with a full dose of cooties." Which, if true, would obviously be disqualifying for serving on the highest court in the land.

Then there's a woman who says when she was nine-years-old, she lived on the same street as Amy Coney Barrett. She alleges that Coney-Barrett borrowed her VHS tape of Herbie Goes Bananas and did not return it for at least six months. And then when she did finally get the tape back, the woman says Coney Barrett did not even bother to rewind it. The FBI has interviewed at least two witnesses so far who say the tape was indeed not rewound and that it was very upsetting to the owner of the tape. Again, if true, this is troubling – clearly not the kind of integrity you want to see in a Supreme Court justice.

Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it.

The same neighbor also dropped a bombshell allegation about the drinking problem of Amy Coney Barrett and her closest friends. Apparently, in their elementary school days, they liked to drink milk – and lots of it. The neighbor says she "frequently" witnessed Coney-Barrett and her friends chugging entire cartons of milk – often Whole Milk, sometimes Chocolate Milk, occasionally both at the same time through a funnel.

Unfortunately, shooting-up cooties, injurious rewinding, and potential calcium-abuse are not even the worst of it.

A third person has now come forward, another man, and this is just reprehensible, it's hard to even fathom. But he alleges that in fourth grade, when they were around ten-years-old, Amy Coney Barrett and a group of "four or five of her friends" gang-GRAPED him on the playground during recess. He alleges the group of friends snuck uneaten grapes out of the cafeteria and gang-GRAPED him repeatedly in broad daylight. In other words, and I hate to have to spell this out because it's kind of graphic, but the group led by ten-year-old Amy Coney Barrett pelted this poor defenseless boy with whole grapes. He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

He recalls them "laughing the whole time" as they were gang-GRAPING him.

Obviously, even if just one of these allegations is half-true, no Senator with a conscience could possibly vote to confirm Coney Barrett. When there is a clear pattern of destructive childhood behavior, it always continues into adulthood. Because people do not change. Ever.

Fortunately, for the sake of the Republic, Democrats plan to subpoena Coney Barrett's childhood diary, to see what, if any, insights it may provide into her calcium habits, as well as her abuse of illicit cooties and the gang-GRAPING incident.

We will keep you posted on the latest, but for now, it looks like Democrats will find plenty in the reckless pre-teen life of Amy Coney Barrett to cast doubt on her nomination. And if not, they can always fall back on her deranged preference for letting babies be born.

[NOTE: The preceding was a parody written by MRA writer Nathan Nipper.]

On the radio program Friday, Glenn Beck discussed the recent news that a primary source for the Steele Dossier — the document on which much of the Trump-Russia collusion investigation was based — had been investigated by the FBI for contacts with suspected Russian spies. Glenn also shared several previously unpublished texts and emails from FBI agents have recently been released.

According to a letter sent by Attorney General William Barr to Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Thursday, the FBI knew early on that the research compiled by ex-British intelligence agent Christopher Steele relied on a "Primary Sub-source" that had been "the subject of an FBI counterintelligence investigation from 2009 to 2011 that assessed his or her contacts with suspected Russian intelligence officers" — but still used it to obtain warrants to spy on former Trump campaign-aide Carter Page.

But, it gets even worse. Now, new leaked texts and communications from FBI agents within the department at the time of the entire Russian collusion effort were disclosed in federal court filings on Thursday. According to the court documents, FBI agents purchased "professional liability insurance" to protect themselves in January 2017, just weeks before Donald Trump was inaugurated president, because they were concerned about the agency's potentially illegal activity during the Russia collusion investigation.

"Trump was right," one FBI employee wrote in response to then-President-elect Trump's Jan 3, 2017 tweet which read: "The 'Intelligence' briefing on so-called 'Russian hacking' was delayed until Friday, perhaps more time needed to build a case. Very strange!"

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Chief researcher Jason Buttrill joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Thursday to discuss an "explosive" new report released Wednesday by Senate Republicans on Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, and the Ukrainian energy company Burisma.

Among other serious allegations, the 87-page report claims that "Hunter Biden received a $3.5 million wire transfer from Elena Baturina, the wife of the former mayor of Moscow," and the richest woman in Russia.

"The transactions discussed [in the report] are designed to illustrate the depth and extent of some questionable financial transactions. Moreover, the financial transactions illustrate serious counterintelligence and extortion concerns relating to Hunter Biden and his family," the report stated.

Jason suggested the Senate's findings provide additional evidence to back allegations of a money-laundering scheme, which Glenn detailed in a four-part series about Biden's shady connections to Ukraine. Learn more on this here.

"Laundered money is very hard to track to its finality," Jason explained. "I'm sure the Biden camp is really hoping that it just looks suspicious, but [investigators] don't ever find the eventual end point. But, if they do – and it's possible they already have – this is going to be explosive, very explosive."

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Revolutions rarely happen overnight. The Left started laying the groundwork for November 3, 2020, the moment Hillary Clinton had to concede the 2016 election to Donald Trump. It was always solely about getting rid of President Trump — and there's a playbook for that.

Last week, Glenn Beck showed you the "Seven Pillars of Color Revolution" written by a former U.S. diplomat, which are the conditions that must be in place for a successful Eastern European-style "Color Revolution." The left seems to be pushing for a Color Revolution this election because they are using the exact same playbook.

In part two of this series, Glenn peels back the layers on the first four of these Color Revolution pillars to show you how they work and what the end goal is. And he reveals one of the architects of the playbook – a Color Revolution specialist, former ambassador, and former Obama administration official who is one of the key masterminds of this revolution.

Joining Glenn is political campaign veteran and BlazeTV host Steve Deace who says the polls that claim Biden is leading the race "are trash." We're being set up to believe that if Trump wins in spite of the polls, it must be an invalid election.

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