Glenn Beck: William the Canadian Patriot


FACT: The "Big Three" have kept car designs (see above) that use no gas under wraps since the stone age...

Glenn: Let me go to William in Toronto. Hello, William. It's globalism day. Welcome to the program.

Caller: Hello, Glenn.

Glenn: How are you?

Caller: I'm great. As a matter of fact, I'm so great that you can't believe it. You found your man with the bumper sticker. As a matter of fact, I got two John McCain bumper stickers.

Glenn: You have two John McCain bumper stickers?

Caller: Yes

Glenn: And you live in Toronto Canada?

Caller: Actually I live in rural Canada, 50 miles north of Toronto and that's country managed to get the bumper stickers, because the Obama campaign somehow got a hold of all the McCain vote for McCain stickers and shipped them to northern Canada and they're floating around here all over the place, but there's not reason I called. I'm really not into politics at all, but I have

Glenn: Wait a minute. Hold on just a second. Wait a minute. You're not really into politics at all

Caller: No.

Glenn: But you live in Canada

Caller: Yes.

Glenn: And you have a McCain bumper sticker on your car

Caller: Yeah. Well, you see, the opposition to John McCain has forced me into taking a political position.

Glenn: You know in Canada

Caller: Because

Glenn: In Canada you can't vote for the American President?

Caller: I know, but having said that, sir

Glenn: Yes.

Caller: I'm sure that things can be done to influence the outcome of the election and if I were to tell you

Glenn: What?

Caller: If you if I were to tell you right now Mr. Beck

Glenn: Yes.

Caller: that come November election day, the headline is going to be McCain wins by land slide, would you think I'm off my rocker?

Glenn: Oh, I already do.

Caller: That is perfect because I'm telling you, that's the kind of attitude I need, because I know

Glenn: Hold on just a second. Wait a minute. Are you running the global shadow John McCain campaign?

Caller: No.

Glenn: Okay.

Caller: But, but, but I have an idea.

Glenn: Yes.

Caller: For America.

Glenn: Yes.

Caller: And thereby

Glenn: Yes.

Caller: reluctantly drag Canada along with you guys, the second and the greatest American industrial revolution that you have ever seen and now you're really going to think I'm nuts.

Glenn: No, I don't think I can go any further.

Caller: So and I can tell you how we're going to do this.

Glenn: Okay. Go ahead.

Caller: We are going to build

Glenn: Hang on just a second. Ladies and gentlemen, you are hearing the voice of William. May I call you Bill?

Caller: You may call me Bill and I don't know you well enough yet to call you anything else other than Mr. Beck.

Glenn: No, no. You can call me Glenn if I can call you Bill because I'm a friend of Bill. Bill in Toronto is going to tell us how about the industrial revolution that is going to change the tide and make a landslide for John McCain. Go ahead.

Caller: Okay. Do you realize that the big 3 have the technology on their plate right now to take any of their domestic cars and make it produce 100 miles per gallon with no research and no development needed. The research and development has been done.

Glenn: That is incredible. I did not know that. Now, you got that, what, 60 miles north of Toronto?

Caller: Yes.

Glenn: Okay. Tell me about it.

Caller: Actually it fell out of the sky like man in a from heaven.

Glenn: You've got to be kidding my. Call I wish I was, but I'm glad I'm not.

Glenn: I'm glad you're not, too. Tell me about it.

Caller: Because here's how I'm going to make that happen.

Glenn: Okay.

Caller: I'm going to take a domestic car.

Glenn: A domestic car.

Caller: Anyone. I doesn't matter. Let's say tiger woods, he drives that Buick, right?

Glenn: Yes. Now, your domestic or my domestic? Canadian car?

Caller: No. We've got to take an American car because that's who's going to build this car and we're going to, first of all, throwaway that gasoline general.

Glenn: Throw it away.

Caller: And we're going to put in a diesel engine.

Glenn: Diesel engine. Let me ask you, Bill I don't mean to micromanage here. Why don't we start with a diesel car. Then we don't have to buy a gasoline general and throw that away and go out and buy a diesel engine. Let's just simply because I don't mean to throw you off, to simplify, let's buy a diesel car.

Caller: The reason we're not going to buy a diesel car is because they don't build them good enough yet.

Glenn: Damn them.

Caller: And damn the big 3 for not coming up with this and making me come up with it. Now we've got this diesel engine in front. We put in behind it a six speed electronic control transmission, which they have.

Glenn: Yes.

Caller: And so for the engine let me go back to the engine.

Glenn: Okay. Hang on. I've got to take a break. I want to stay here and then we're going to take down the big 3, Larry, Curly, and Mo. We'll do that here in just a second, with Bill in Toronto who says he can solve it and John McCain will win in a land slide. He's calling from Canada. So, I won't let him wait too long because I know long distance charges are crazy. So, hang on just a second. Bill in Canada.

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Glenn: All right. We're with Bill in Toronto. He's taken a gasoline engine, thrown it out, bought a diesel engine, put it in, then he put an electronic transmission in it. Go ahead, Bill. Now what do we do to make John McCain win?

Caller: Oh, well, that is so secret that I couldn't tell you on the air. If I did, I would have to kill you.

Glenn: Damn.

Caller: Okay? But I'm going to continue with my 100 miles per gallon car.

Glenn: Okay. Go ahead quickly.

Caller: Okay. So, we take that Buick that originally comes off the factory floor at 2,500 pounds or 3,000 pounds and we reduce the weight of the entire vehicle, engine and everything included, into around 1,200 pounds.

Glenn: I have this idea do you fill the interior of the car with helium?

Caller: No, but what you do is you take out all of the seats in the car.

Glenn: Ah.

Caller: Have you ever lifted a car seat, Glenn?

Glenn: They're so heavy.

Caller: Yeah. Well, what if I told you they have the technology to make each and every one of those car seats 10 pounds and be more comfortable than what you've got now?

Glenn: Okay. So, did you try to helium thing and it didn't work?

Caller: I had 350 helium balloons in it and the tires went flatter. Don't ask me why.

Glenn: We're going to place the engines and we're going to replace the car seats

Caller: Yeah. We take the spare tire and throw it away because we're going to run flat tires. You don't need a spare.

Glenn: Got it.

Caller: And aerodynamics.

Glenn: Uh huh.

Caller: We're going to make this car like a silver arrow.

Glenn: Have you thought about making it look like a hot dog, because I believe I'm just I don't know a lot about aerodynamics, but I am a thinker. Have you ever seen the wiener mobile? If you take the bun off that thing, I don't thing there is any drag on that wiener mobile.

Caller: Well, that is the idea of the aerodynamics on this car.

Glenn: I knew it would be.

Caller: Is to take every single wind resistant item off of this are car.

Glenn: Like?

Caller: Well, let's take when you look through your window, what do you look through? So, what if your rearview mirror is now mounted inside your car and you have a rear looking camera that is projecting the rear picture onto your rearview mirror that is sitting inside your car?

Glenn: Got it. Got it.

Caller: No wind resistance.

Glenn: Have you thought about having 10 pound people in the back seat that could just look out the rear window and tell you what would be there?

Caller: Yeah, but they would be too short. They wouldn't be able to see.

Glenn: We can build a 5 pound seat, like a booster seat.

Caller: (Laugher.) Mr. Beck, I love your show. I believe that you are the true American patriot.

Glenn: I believe you pay may be the true Canadian patriot.

Caller: What I'm going to ask you now is simple. Have one of your producers take those ideas I put together.

Glenn: And build the car this weekend?

Caller: No, no.

Glenn: Okay.

Caller: My last item, my last item about this car and then I'm done.

Glenn: Okay.

Caller: General Motors, Chrysler, or Ford could start building this car at Monday at 8:00 a.m. in the morning and have it on the road by 4:00 in the afternoon.

Glenn: Holy cow. 100 miles per gallon.

Caller: They have the technology, Glenn, but it's like when you're in the forest and you can't see the forest for the trees.

Glenn: Yes.

Caller: They've got too much technology and stuff out there they're working on. They can't see this simple answer in front of their nose they have already created.

Glenn: You should create this car.

Caller: These guys are brilliant engineers.

Glenn: You should create this car.

Caller: I have, on paper, and I have

Glenn: No, no, no. I don't mean on paper. I mean you should actually put it on the road.

Caller: No. Do you know what?

Glenn: What?

Caller: I don't have time for that and the reason I don't have time for that is because I'm afraid that Obama will get elected before I can put this car on the road.

Glenn: But you can pit on the if GM can do it by Monday, you can do it by Wednesday?

Caller: No. For me to do it, it would take me six weeks because I have to order everything special.

Glenn: Oh, six weeks. Damn it! Okay. William, thank you very much. Now, on this aerodynamic car, can you put the John McCain sticker on the back?

Caller: No. And I no room. The bumper is too arrow dynamic.

Glenn: Okay. All right. Well, there's pros and cons to everything, I guess. Thank you so much, William, for calling from Toronto. Let us know in six weeks if you have this car. We would sure like to see it. Here's our number, 1 888 727 BECK.

Most self-proclaimed Marxists know very little about Marxism. Some of them have all the buzzwords memorized. They talk about the exploits of labor. They talk about the slavery of capitalist society and the alienation caused by capital. They talk about the evils of power and domination.

But they don't actually believe what they say. Or else they wouldn't be such violent hypocrites. And we're not being dramatic when we say "violent."

For them, Marxism is a political tool that they use to degrade and annoy their political enemies.

They don't actually care about the working class.

Another important thing to remember about Marxists is that they talk about how they want to defend the working class, but they don't actually understand the working class. They definitely don't realize that the working class is composed mostly of so many of the people they hate. Because, here's the thing, they don't actually care about the working class. Or the middle class. They wouldn't have the slightest clue how to actually work, not the way we do. For them, work involves ranting about how work and labor are evil.

Ironically, if their communist utopia actually arrived, they would be the first ones against the wall. Because they have nothing to offer except dissent. They have no practical use and no real connection to reality.

Again ironically, they are the ultimate proof of the success of capitalism. The fact that they can freely call for its demise, in tweets that they send from their capitalistic iPhones, is proof that capitalism affords them tremendous luxuries.

Their specialty is complaining. They are fanatics of a religion that is endlessly cynical.

They sneer at Christianity for promising Heaven in exchange for good deeds on earth — which is a terrible description of Christianity, but it's what they actually believe — and at the same time they criticize Christianity for promising a utopia, they give their unconditional devotion to a religion that promises a utopia.

They are fanatics of a religion that is endlessly cynical.

They think capitalism has turned us into machines. Which is a bad interpretation of Marx's concept of the General Intellect, the idea that humans are the ones who create machines, so humans, not God, are the creators.

They think that the only way to achieve the perfect society is by radically changing and even destroying the current society. It's what they mean when they say things about the "status quo" and "hegemony" and the "established order." They believe that the system is broken and the way to fix it is to destroy, destroy, destroy.

Critical race theory actually takes it a step farther. It tells us that the racist system can never be changed. That racism is the original sin that white people can never overcome. Of course, critical race theorists suggest "alternative institutions," but these "alternative institutions" are basically the same as the ones we have now, only less effective and actually racist.

Marx's violent revolution never happened. Or at least it never succeeded. Marx's followers have had to take a different approach. And now, we are living through the Revolution of Constant Whining.

This post is part of a series on critical race theory. Read the full series here.

Americans are losing faith in our justice system and the idea that legal consequences are applied equally — even to powerful elites in office.

Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program to detail what he believes will come next with the Durham investigation, which hopefully will provide answers to the Obama FBI's alleged attempts to sabotage former President Donald Trump and his campaign years ago.

Rep. Nunes and Glenn assert that we know Trump did NOT collude with Russia, and that several members of the FBI possibly committed huge abuses of power. So, when will we see justice?

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The corporate media is doing everything it can to protect Dr. Anthony Fauci after Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) roasted him for allegedly lying to Congress about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan, China.

During an extremely heated exchange at a Senate hearing on Tuesday, Sen. Paul challenged Dr. Fauci — who, as the director of the National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases, oversees research programs at the National Institute of Health — on whether the NIH funded dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

Dr. Fauci denied the claims, but as Sen. Paul knows, there are documents that prove Dr. Fauci's NIH was funding gain-of-function research in the Wuhan biolab before COVID-19 broke out in China.

On "The Glenn Beck Program," Glenn and Producer Stu Burguiere presented the proof, because Dr. Fauci's shifting defenses don't change the truth.

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Critical race theory: A special brand of evil

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Part of what makes it hard for us to challenge the left is that their beliefs are complicated. We don't mean complicated in a positive way. They aren't complicated the way love is complicated. They're complicated because there's no good explanation for them, no basis in reality.

The left cannot pull their heads out of the clouds. They are stuck on romantic ideas, abstract ideas, universal ideas. They talk in theories. They see the world through ideologies. They cannot divorce themselves from their own academic fixations. And — contrary to what they believe and how they act — it's not because leftists are smarter than the rest of us. And studies have repeatedly shown that leftists are the least happy people in the country. Marx was no different. The Communist Manifesto talks about how the rise of cities "rescued a considerable part of the population from the idiocy of rural life."

Studies have repeatedly shown that leftists are the least happy people in the country.

Instead of admitting that they're pathological hypocrites, they tell us that we're dumb and tell us to educate ourselves. Okay, so we educate ourselves; we return with a coherent argument. Then they say, "Well, you can't actually understand what you just said unless you understand the work of this other obscure Marxist writer. So educate yourselves more."

It's basically the "No True Scotsman" fallacy, the idea that when you point out a flaw in someone's argument, they say, "Well, that's a bad example."

After a while, it becomes obvious that there is no final destination for their bread-crumb trail. Everything they say is based on something that somebody else said, which is based on something somebody else said.

Take critical race theory. We're sure you've noticed by now that it is not evidence-based — at all. It is not, as academics say, a quantitative method. It doesn't use objective facts and data to arrive at conclusions. Probably because most of those conclusions don't have any basis in reality.

Critical race theory is based on feelings. These feelings are based on theories that are also based on feelings.

We wanted to trace the history of critical race theory back to the point where its special brand of evil began. What allowed it to become the toxic, racist monster that it is today?

Later, we'll tell you about some of the snobs who created critical theory, which laid the groundwork for CRT. But if you follow the bread-crumb trail from their ideas, you wind up with Marxism.

For years, the staff has devoted a lot of time to researching Marxism. We have read a lot of Marx and Marxist writing. It's part of our promise to you to be as informed as possible, so that you know where to go for answers; so that you know what to say when your back is up against the wall. What happens when we take the bread-crumb trail back farther, past Marxism? What is it based on?

This is the point where Marxism became Marxism and not just extra-angry socialism.

It's actually based on the work of one of the most important philosophers in human history, a 19th-century German philosopher named Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.

This is the point where Marxism became Marxism and not just extra-angry socialism. And, as you'll see in just a bit, if we look at Hegel's actual ideas, it's obvious that Marx completely misrepresented them in order to confirm his own fantasies.

So, in a way, that's where the bread-crumb trail ends: With Marx's misrepresentation of an incredibly important, incredibly useful philosophy, a philosophy that's actually pretty conservative.

This post is part of a series on critical race theory. Read the full series here.