Glenn Beck: Bat Doctors without Borders


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Did you know that every single day in America, innocent bats are slaughtered by deadly wind turbines? And all for the sake of big wind. Are you outraged and wishing there was something you could do to help the poor blind bats? Us too. That’s why Evil Conservative Industries has partnered with Bat Doctors without Borders to raise money. Each dollar of profit made on the sale of these shirts will go directly to Evil Conservative Industries. Do your part -- buy a "Bat Doctors without Borders" shirt today.

GLENN: She might have, she might be a very fatty diet for the lions. I don't know. She's in pretty good shape but you never know what she's been putting into her body. She might be eating a lot of transfats. You got that going for you. Maybe she works out a lot but she's eating a lot of transfats. Maybe she is not high enough in fiber for the diets, you know.

Yesterday we told you about the yesterday we told you about the fats and how you are just not going to be able to get wind power now because these windmills, they are killing bats. And it's not that bats are flying into them. But the animal kingdom's only true handicapped animal, one that you, because you're such a specist, hat bats being killed.

Stu, you've done a little you put together a little

STU: A plea, a plea to the people.

GLENN: They are being killed, and it's because of these windmills and these wind farms that are being proposed. It actually sucks the air. It changes the air pressure around these windmills and it collapses their lungs. So they are dying. And we just found out about it and we'd like you to help.

VOICE: There's a killer on the loose, murdering thousands while making its victims suffer, leaving them in so much pain, they are begging for death. Outraged? You should be. Because thousands of innocent bats are being slaughtered every single day. Still outraged? Why not. What do you have against bats? What do you have against the vision impaired? Why do you hate blind people I mean bats so much? It wasn't their choice to be born without eyes. Or do you just hate them because they are black. If you can't get past your hate mongerism, maybe this will work. Less bats, more bugs. More bats, less bugs. Find out how you can help a bat today get something they've never had: Eyes. Sure, suddenly being able to see might screw with their sonar and stuff but at least we will feel better about ourselves. Look for a Bat Doctors Without Borders at an Internet near you, or at GlennBeck.com. And remember with the purchase of a Bat Doctors Without Borders T shirt or a bag of 10,000 pounds of eyes, Evil Conservative Industries will idle its fleet of private jets for one hour in your name. It's Bat Doctors Without Borders. For the bats, for the Earth.

GLENN: Here's the thing. We have talked to bat doctors... Bat Doctors Without Borders and this is only for this week until the convention is over. We are selling their T shirt online at GlennBeck.com, and I believe with that you get a certificate where it's like a donor's card and what we're asking is that if your child has a hamster or a mouse or something like that with the little eyes, maybe one of those big Molly fish, you know what I mean? Any animal with big eyes, we would like you to fill out an eye donor card and then you just keep it with your pet. So if your, let's say your hamster gets into a car accident it could happen they immediately take the eyes of your hamster out and they put them in a little teeny Bat Doctors Without Borders styrofoam, made entirely out of styrofoam, little teeny case and they fly it to wherever bats, you know, don't have the opportunity for free healthcare and we transplant their God given unworkable eyes. Blind as a bat, you think it's funny; they don't. And we transplant the bat eyes with hamster eyes. So please don't let your hamster or your mouse eyes, you know, or your Molly fish eyes go to waste, please. Recycle, reuse, renew. Bat Doctors Without Borders. And I appreciate all the support on helping us raise all of these eyes and the pounds of carbon as we

STU: Yeah, Glenn, you should know, too, that each bag of eyes will be individually broken up into the little styrofoam containers that you talked about.

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: And they will be shipped by themselves in a 747, each individual little mini case.

GLENN: I want you to know, too, that ice makers are busy right now preparing for all the hamster eyes that we're expecting to receive and they're going to be put in the little teeny styrofoam organ, bat organ containers. And one little ice cube goes on top of that eye.

STU: This is just one eye in the bag? This is a bag

GLENN: You said that they were individually separated.

STU: Well, but they're individually separated in the containers. So it's not a bag of eye. It's a styrofoam container of eye.

GLENN: Oh, you've got to put a plastic bag around that eye.

STU: But we have the ice to cool it.

GLENN: No, you put that in a bag. You put the eye in a little teeny Ziploc bag.

STU: Like the ones for drugs?

GLENN: We have to have what we have to have is what we have to have are little teeny, I don't know, maybe some sort of slave children that have small enough hands to take the bat eye and put it into the teeny Ziploc bag.

STU: I'm sure we can go right to Evil Conservative Industries. They have a lot of sweatshops around the world.

GLENN: Now, Evil Conservative Industries, I understand that they have stepped to the plate and they have donated every bit of do you have the carbon output of the

STU: So far?

GLENN: Of the plane? What I've understood is they are going to match is this tomorrow that they're matching pound for pound every pound of carbon, they will match pound for pound and they will donate all of their carbon output for Evil Conservative Industries, and they will just donate it not only, not only for, you know, Bat Doctors Without Borders but also they will donate it to onset the carbon offsets for Denver.

STU: Yeah, it really is it's sad, Glenn. And by the way, our raising of carbon, we're still just over 3 million pounds of carbon. We're 67 million pounds away and we really only have like

GLENN: We need your help.

STU: We really do. We only have a couple of days. I thought this audience would step up.

GLENN: Well, listen. Those Bat Doctors Without Borders, because America, of course, killing bats by using wind turbines. It's got to stop. Check it out at GlennBeck.com. Picture of the day.


 

There are new curriculum standards being implemented into schools throughout the nation for health classes that not only go far beyond what's appropriate for young children, but are entrenched in clear political biases, too. Under the standards, third-graders are taught about hormone blockers and endless gender identities, and topics get shockingly graphic for kids as young as 11. Some schools are even teaching their teachers and kids to ignore what parents have to say about these topics. And the worst part may be that many parents are completely unaware what their children are being taught.

Tina Descovich, co-founder of Moms for Liberty, joined "The Glenn Beck Program" to explain exactly what you can ask at your next school board meeting to ensure this "horrifying" curriculum isn't being taught in your kid's school.

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It should come as no surprise that a newsworthy story receives more media coverage when released on a Monday than a Friday. The reason is in part due to a large number of news-consuming Americans checking out for the week to focus on their weekend plans rather than the news.

On Monday's radio program, Glenn Beck shared information that President Joe Biden decided to release on Friday — when fewer people would notice — regarding the Climate Finance report. This report is marketed to Americans as "A Roadmap To Build a Climate-Resilient Economy." But Glenn believes the report to be Biden's Great Reset warning shot to banks.

In this clip, Glenn warned that if Americans don't stand together, in eight years we all indeed will own nothing. Watch the clip for the full story. Can't watch? Download the podcast here.



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On today's radio program, Glenn Beck was joined by Bill O'Reilly to discuss the top stories of the week.

For O'Reilly, the biggest story this week centered around someone mysteriously missing from mainstream media news reports today: Mark Zuckerberg. Specifically, O'Reilly said it's the 'scandalous' way the Facebook CEO spent nearly $420 million to influence the 2020 election — and did so successfully.

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On Thursday's radio program, Grace Smith and her father, Andy, joined Glenn Beck on the phone and provided a first-hand account of Grace's refusal to wear a mask at school.

Smith, 16, began a maskless protest after her school district in Laramie, Wyoming, decided to implement a mask mandate. As a result, Grace received three suspensions, was issued two $500-citations, and was eventually arrested.

"How long were you in jail?" Glenn asked.

Grace said was taken to jail but was never booked nor was she was placed in a jail cell.

Glenn commended Grace's father, Andy, for raising such a "great citizen" and asked if it was Grace's idea to protest. Andy said it was Grace's idea, explaining that they took the position of arguing on the grounds of civil rights rather than the efficacy of wearing a mask.

Grace has since withdrawn from public school and started a home school program. She also told Glenn that she will continue to fight the school district, legally.

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