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Glenn Beck: Bat Doctors without Borders

August 27, 2008
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The Glenn Beck Program


Bat Doctors without Borders T-shirt

Did you know that every single day in America, innocent bats are slaughtered by deadly wind turbines? And all for the sake of big wind. Are you outraged and wishing there was something you could do to help the poor blind bats? Us too. That’s why Evil Conservative Industries has partnered with Bat Doctors without Borders to raise money. Each dollar of profit made on the sale of these shirts will go directly to Evil Conservative Industries. Do your part -- buy a "Bat Doctors without Borders" shirt today.

GLENN: She might have, she might be a very fatty diet for the lions. I don't know. She's in pretty good shape but you never know what she's been putting into her body. She might be eating a lot of transfats. You got that going for you. Maybe she works out a lot but she's eating a lot of transfats. Maybe she is not high enough in fiber for the diets, you know.

Yesterday we told you about the yesterday we told you about the fats and how you are just not going to be able to get wind power now because these windmills, they are killing bats. And it's not that bats are flying into them. But the animal kingdom's only true handicapped animal, one that you, because you're such a specist, hat bats being killed.

Stu, you've done a little you put together a little

STU: A plea, a plea to the people.

GLENN: They are being killed, and it's because of these windmills and these wind farms that are being proposed. It actually sucks the air. It changes the air pressure around these windmills and it collapses their lungs. So they are dying. And we just found out about it and we'd like you to help.

VOICE: There's a killer on the loose, murdering thousands while making its victims suffer, leaving them in so much pain, they are begging for death. Outraged? You should be. Because thousands of innocent bats are being slaughtered every single day. Still outraged? Why not. What do you have against bats? What do you have against the vision impaired? Why do you hate blind people I mean bats so much? It wasn't their choice to be born without eyes. Or do you just hate them because they are black. If you can't get past your hate mongerism, maybe this will work. Less bats, more bugs. More bats, less bugs. Find out how you can help a bat today get something they've never had: Eyes. Sure, suddenly being able to see might screw with their sonar and stuff but at least we will feel better about ourselves. Look for a Bat Doctors Without Borders at an Internet near you, or at GlennBeck.com. And remember with the purchase of a Bat Doctors Without Borders T shirt or a bag of 10,000 pounds of eyes, Evil Conservative Industries will idle its fleet of private jets for one hour in your name. It's Bat Doctors Without Borders. For the bats, for the Earth.

GLENN: Here's the thing. We have talked to bat doctors... Bat Doctors Without Borders and this is only for this week until the convention is over. We are selling their T shirt online at GlennBeck.com, and I believe with that you get a certificate where it's like a donor's card and what we're asking is that if your child has a hamster or a mouse or something like that with the little eyes, maybe one of those big Molly fish, you know what I mean? Any animal with big eyes, we would like you to fill out an eye donor card and then you just keep it with your pet. So if your, let's say your hamster gets into a car accident it could happen they immediately take the eyes of your hamster out and they put them in a little teeny Bat Doctors Without Borders styrofoam, made entirely out of styrofoam, little teeny case and they fly it to wherever bats, you know, don't have the opportunity for free healthcare and we transplant their God given unworkable eyes. Blind as a bat, you think it's funny; they don't. And we transplant the bat eyes with hamster eyes. So please don't let your hamster or your mouse eyes, you know, or your Molly fish eyes go to waste, please. Recycle, reuse, renew. Bat Doctors Without Borders. And I appreciate all the support on helping us raise all of these eyes and the pounds of carbon as we

STU: Yeah, Glenn, you should know, too, that each bag of eyes will be individually broken up into the little styrofoam containers that you talked about.

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: And they will be shipped by themselves in a 747, each individual little mini case.

GLENN: I want you to know, too, that ice makers are busy right now preparing for all the hamster eyes that we're expecting to receive and they're going to be put in the little teeny styrofoam organ, bat organ containers. And one little ice cube goes on top of that eye.

STU: This is just one eye in the bag? This is a bag

GLENN: You said that they were individually separated.

STU: Well, but they're individually separated in the containers. So it's not a bag of eye. It's a styrofoam container of eye.

GLENN: Oh, you've got to put a plastic bag around that eye.

STU: But we have the ice to cool it.

GLENN: No, you put that in a bag. You put the eye in a little teeny Ziploc bag.

STU: Like the ones for drugs?

GLENN: We have to have what we have to have is what we have to have are little teeny, I don't know, maybe some sort of slave children that have small enough hands to take the bat eye and put it into the teeny Ziploc bag.

STU: I'm sure we can go right to Evil Conservative Industries. They have a lot of sweatshops around the world.

GLENN: Now, Evil Conservative Industries, I understand that they have stepped to the plate and they have donated every bit of do you have the carbon output of the

STU: So far?

GLENN: Of the plane? What I've understood is they are going to match is this tomorrow that they're matching pound for pound every pound of carbon, they will match pound for pound and they will donate all of their carbon output for Evil Conservative Industries, and they will just donate it not only, not only for, you know, Bat Doctors Without Borders but also they will donate it to onset the carbon offsets for Denver.

STU: Yeah, it really is it's sad, Glenn. And by the way, our raising of carbon, we're still just over 3 million pounds of carbon. We're 67 million pounds away and we really only have like

GLENN: We need your help.

STU: We really do. We only have a couple of days. I thought this audience would step up.

GLENN: Well, listen. Those Bat Doctors Without Borders, because America, of course, killing bats by using wind turbines. It's got to stop. Check it out at GlennBeck.com. Picture of the day.


 

BOOK BURNING? WaPo op-ed targets 'problematic' books

On the radio program Monday, Glenn Beck, Pat Gray, and Stu Burguiere reacted to a recent Washington Post op-ed in which the author, Ron Charles, suggests that "as Confederate statues finally tumble across America, [and] television networks are marching through their catalogues looking to take down racially offensive content," perhaps the next items that should be up on the cancel-culture chopping block are "problematic books."

"Monuments celebrating racist traitors, which were erected to fabricate history and terrify black Americans, are not works of art that deserve our respect or preservation. Similarly, scenes of modern-day white comedians reenacting minstrel-show caricatures are not ironical interrogations of racism that we have to stomach any longer. But complex works of literature are large, they contain multitudes," Charles wrote.

He goes on to argue that "calibrating our Racism Detector to spot only a few obvious sins" is but an insidious source of self-satisfaction when compared to the process of critical debate on the values and intentions of history's literary legends.

"If cancel culture has a weakness, it's that it risks short-circuiting the process of critical engagement that leads to our enlightenment," Charles wrote. "Scanning videos for blackface or searching text files for the n-word is so much easier than contending with, say, the systemic tokenism of TV rom-coms or the unbearable whiteness of Jane Austen."

Could cancel culture really spiral all the way down to book burning? In the clip below, Glenn, Pat, and Stu agreed that this radical progressive movement is really about erasing America's history and overturning the foundation of our country. The fundamental transformation of America is happening now.

Watch the video below to catch more of the conversation:


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WATCH NOW: Restoring Hope: Glenn Beck honors an America WORTH SAVING

It's been a tough year, America. Our news media is inundating us with images of destruction, violence, and division in attempts not only to desecrate our nation, but to make us turn our backs on it. That's why now, more than ever, we need to take an up-close look at America's history to remember what it is we're fighting for and how to fight for it with practical action.

Join Glenn Beck, broadcasting from Standing Rock Ranch, as he takes us to Plymouth, Gettysburg, and Federal Hall on an important journey through America's remarkable history to inspire a brighter future. Glenn asks the hard questions of every American. Is this system worth saving? Is there a better way? Where do we go from here, and how do we answer those questions?

Featuring performances from the Millennial Choirs and Orchestras, David Osmond, a very special children's choir, and guests Bob Woodson, Tim Ballard, David Barton, Burgess Owens, Kathy Barnette, Anna Paulina Luna, and Tim Barton.

Watch the full special presentation below:


Want more from Glenn Beck?

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A BIG SHOW IN A SMALL TOWN: Local paper highlights 'RESTORING HOPE' event at 'Standing Rock Ranch'

"Restoring Hope" has been a labor of love for Glenn and his team and tonight is the night! "Restoring the Covenant" was supposed to take place in Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Gettysburg and Washington D.C. but thanks to COVID-19, that plan had to be scrapped. "Restoring Hope" is what was left after having to scrap nearly two years of planning. The Herald Journal in Idaho detailed what the event was supposed to be and what it turned into. Check out the article below to get all the details.

Glenn Beck discusses patriotic, religious program filmed at Idaho ranch

On July 2, commentator Glenn Beck and his partners will issue a challenge from Beck's corner of Franklin County to anyone who will listen: "Learn the truth, commit to the truth, then act on the truth."

Over the last few weeks, he has brought about 1,000 people to his ranch to record different portions of the program that accompanies the challenge. On June 19, about 400 members of the Millennial Choir and Orchestra met at West Side High School before boarding WSSD buses to travel to a still spring-green section of Beck's ranch to record their portion of the program.

Read the whole article HERE

WATCH: '1619 Project' EXPOSED: The agenda to tear down America

The current riots and movement to erase America's history are exactly in line with the New York Times' "1619 Project," which argues that America was rotten at its beginning, and that slavery and systemic racism are the roots of everything from capitalism to our lack of universal health care.

On this week's Wednesday night special, Glenn Beck exposed the true intent of the "1619 Project" and its creator, who justifies remaking America into a Marxist society. This clever lie is disguised as history, and it has already infiltrated our schools.

"The '1619 Project' desperately wants to pass itself off as legitimate history, but it totally kneecaps itself by ignoring so much of the American story. There's no mention of any black Americans who succeeded in spite of slavery, due to the free market capitalist system. In the 1619 Project's effort to take down America, black success stories are not allowed. Because they don't fit with the narrative. The role of white Americans in abolishing slavery doesn't fit the narrative either," Glenn said.

"The agenda is not ultimately about history," he added. "It's just yet another vehicle in the fleet now driven by elites in America toward socialism."

Watch a preview of the full episode below:


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Want more from Glenn Beck?

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