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GLENN: She might have, she might be a very fatty diet for the lions. I don't know. She's in pretty good shape but you never know what she's been putting into her body. She might be eating a lot of transfats. You got that going for you. Maybe she works out a lot but she's eating a lot of transfats. Maybe she is not high enough in fiber for the diets, you know.
Yesterday we told you about the yesterday we told you about the fats and how you are just not going to be able to get wind power now because these windmills, they are killing bats. And it's not that bats are flying into them. But the animal kingdom's only true handicapped animal, one that you, because you're such a specist, hat bats being killed.
Stu, you've done a little you put together a little
STU: A plea, a plea to the people.
GLENN: They are being killed, and it's because of these windmills and these wind farms that are being proposed. It actually sucks the air. It changes the air pressure around these windmills and it collapses their lungs. So they are dying. And we just found out about it and we'd like you to help.
VOICE: There's a killer on the loose, murdering thousands while making its victims suffer, leaving them in so much pain, they are begging for death. Outraged? You should be. Because thousands of innocent bats are being slaughtered every single day. Still outraged? Why not. What do you have against bats? What do you have against the vision impaired? Why do you hate blind people I mean bats so much? It wasn't their choice to be born without eyes. Or do you just hate them because they are black. If you can't get past your hate mongerism, maybe this will work. Less bats, more bugs. More bats, less bugs. Find out how you can help a bat today get something they've never had: Eyes. Sure, suddenly being able to see might screw with their sonar and stuff but at least we will feel better about ourselves. Look for a Bat Doctors Without Borders at an Internet near you, or at GlennBeck.com. And remember with the purchase of a Bat Doctors Without Borders T shirt or a bag of 10,000 pounds of eyes, Evil Conservative Industries will idle its fleet of private jets for one hour in your name. It's Bat Doctors Without Borders. For the bats, for the Earth.
GLENN: Here's the thing. We have talked to bat doctors... Bat Doctors Without Borders and this is only for this week until the convention is over. We are selling their T shirt online at GlennBeck.com, and I believe with that you get a certificate where it's like a donor's card and what we're asking is that if your child has a hamster or a mouse or something like that with the little eyes, maybe one of those big Molly fish, you know what I mean? Any animal with big eyes, we would like you to fill out an eye donor card and then you just keep it with your pet. So if your, let's say your hamster gets into a car accident it could happen they immediately take the eyes of your hamster out and they put them in a little teeny Bat Doctors Without Borders styrofoam, made entirely out of styrofoam, little teeny case and they fly it to wherever bats, you know, don't have the opportunity for free healthcare and we transplant their God given unworkable eyes. Blind as a bat, you think it's funny; they don't. And we transplant the bat eyes with hamster eyes. So please don't let your hamster or your mouse eyes, you know, or your Molly fish eyes go to waste, please. Recycle, reuse, renew. Bat Doctors Without Borders. And I appreciate all the support on helping us raise all of these eyes and the pounds of carbon as we
STU: Yeah, Glenn, you should know, too, that each bag of eyes will be individually broken up into the little styrofoam containers that you talked about.
STU: And they will be shipped by themselves in a 747, each individual little mini case.
GLENN: I want you to know, too, that ice makers are busy right now preparing for all the hamster eyes that we're expecting to receive and they're going to be put in the little teeny styrofoam organ, bat organ containers. And one little ice cube goes on top of that eye.
STU: This is just one eye in the bag? This is a bag
GLENN: You said that they were individually separated.
STU: Well, but they're individually separated in the containers. So it's not a bag of eye. It's a styrofoam container of eye.
GLENN: Oh, you've got to put a plastic bag around that eye.
STU: But we have the ice to cool it.
GLENN: No, you put that in a bag. You put the eye in a little teeny Ziploc bag.
STU: Like the ones for drugs?
GLENN: We have to have what we have to have is what we have to have are little teeny, I don't know, maybe some sort of slave children that have small enough hands to take the bat eye and put it into the teeny Ziploc bag.
STU: I'm sure we can go right to Evil Conservative Industries. They have a lot of sweatshops around the world.
GLENN: Now, Evil Conservative Industries, I understand that they have stepped to the plate and they have donated every bit of do you have the carbon output of the
STU: So far?
GLENN: Of the plane? What I've understood is they are going to match is this tomorrow that they're matching pound for pound every pound of carbon, they will match pound for pound and they will donate all of their carbon output for Evil Conservative Industries, and they will just donate it not only, not only for, you know, Bat Doctors Without Borders but also they will donate it to onset the carbon offsets for Denver.
STU: Yeah, it really is it's sad, Glenn. And by the way, our raising of carbon, we're still just over 3 million pounds of carbon. We're 67 million pounds away and we really only have like
GLENN: We need your help.
STU: We really do. We only have a couple of days. I thought this audience would step up.
GLENN: Well, listen. Those Bat Doctors Without Borders, because America, of course, killing bats by using wind turbines. It's got to stop. Check it out at GlennBeck.com. Picture of the day.