How to win the argument de jour with logic and facts
"Democrat National Convention"
What the liberal whiners say:
'What a gathering of fantastic, caring people at the Democratic National Convention in Denver...the finest people to ever walk the earth. Like Nobel Prize winner Jimmy Carter-what could you possibly have against THAT wonderful man of peace?'
'Nancy Pelosi has done NOTHING but fight for the average, hard-working families in this country!' She just fought hard to raise the minimum wage from $5.15-$7.25 an hour'
Your winning, logical, reasoned arguments
1. Ah yes, a man who never met a brutal dictator he didn't love. From Fidel Castro to Hugo Chavez, whose sham election Carter certified (even a Harvard study of the election in Venezuela found a 99% chance of fraud) to being instrumental in the overthrow of the Shah of Iran, and the resulting trip home from exile of the Ayatollah Khomeini and the rapid rise of extremist Islamic terrorism against the United States. Not to mention his close relationship with Hamas, and recent trip over there to meet with them and throw a monkey wrench into U.S. foreign policy.
2. She sure did. In fact, not only did Congress raise the minimum wage in all 50 states (or is it 57?), but in all U.S. territories as well, including for the first time ever the Northern Mariana Islands. Oh, the ONE exception to the minimum wage was American Samoa. Apparently 75% of the workforce is employed by two packing plants. One is Starkist, whose parent company, Del Monte was one of the biggest OPPONENTS to the wage increase and is headquartered in San Francisco, and represented in Congress by...Nancy Pelosi. Somehow, Nancy got Starkist the exemption they fought for in Samoa. The other plant is Chicken of the Sea...also headquartered in California. "Ask any Mermaid you happen to see...who's the biggest phony...Nancy Pe Lo Si."