VOICE: Barack Obama, John McCain. Two candidates, one winner. The Battle of the Headlines is about to begin. First here's the pregame analysis with Ted Stantley and Gary Veckers.
STU: I tell you, Gary, what a speech last night. It was absolutely tremendous. What were your quick thoughts on it?
DAN: Quick thoughts? Symphony.
STU: I thought it was just absolutely astonishing.
VOICE: The battle starts now. Here's Glenn Beck with today's headlines.
GLENN: John McCain, headline number one: Is Karl Rove using the Bush playbook in the McCain campaign. Headline number two: McCain congratulates Obama. Obama, not McCain, is the straight talker. And, the less said, the better for McCain.
VOICE: It's time for halftime analysis with our own Ted Stantley and Gary Veckers.
DAN: I love this.
STU: More coverage tonight on MSNBC.
VOICE: The second half starts now. Once again, here's Glenn Beck.
GLENN: Headline number one for Barack Obama: Obama mania strikes Denver. Headline number two: Kings dream lives on in Obama's run. Obama, give me the job. And headline number four: Oprah on Obama, "I cried my eyelashes off."
VOICE: Once again Barack Obama comes out on top. Gee, what a frickin' surprise.