Glenn Beck: Conservative Porn

GLENN: Oh, yeah. Third most listened to show in all of America. Hello, you sick twisted freak. Welcome to the program. I'm glad you're here. I want to talk a little bit about Sarah Palin. I want to play a couple of things. You know, they said she didn't talk about the economy. Well, you know what? The way to talk about the economy is twofold. Talk about the economy and pull yourself up by the bootstraps, no bailouts for anybody, period. That's it. The other thing, the most important thing to talk about the economy is energy. She did talk about energy and here's a clip from last night.

GOVERNOR PALIN: Our opponents say again and again that drilling will not solve all of America's energy problems, as if we didn't know that already. But the fact, the fact that drilling, though, won't solve every problem is no excuse to do nothing at all.

GLENN: Stop for a second if you can. This is why she will catch on fire with the American people. She just says she says what you're thinking. People, I've been saying for a long time people are screaming at their televisions. You know, if I don't care if you're Republican or Democrat. You hear these politicians on the TV and they say, drilling's not going to solve the problem. How many times have you said, no kidding; really? Whoa! So what are you going to do? "We're going to give you a magic bean. Jack, Jack, I'll trade you that cow for a magic bean. We'll put that in the tank of your car and you'll go forever." What are you going to do? Well, this is why she's going to she'll take off is because she sounds like you. If she looks like you, lucky you. Stu said call me. I just but also she's presenting some solutions. She's been presenting solutions. Go ahead with the rest of this clip. Is this about the pipeline? Play the clip.

GOVERNOR PALIN: Starting in January in a McCain/Palin administration, we're going to lay more pipelines and build more nuclear plants and create jobs with clean coal and move forward on solar, wind, geothermal and other alternative sources. We need... (cheers and applause). We need American sources of resources. We need American energy brought to you by American ingenuity and produced by American workers.

GLENN: She was speaking my I tell you, last night it was almost erotic. No, it was. Listen to this clip. Cut 2. Or seven.

GOVERNOR PALIN: Harry Reid, the majority of the current "Do nothing" Senate. He not long ago summed up his feelings about our nominee. He said, "I can't stand John McCain." Ladies and gentlemen, perhaps no accolade we hear this week is better proof that we've chosen the right man.

GLENN: Yes! Yes! When stop for a second. When she started to say this stuff, man, it was downright, it was conservative porn. This is as close as you get yeah, thank you. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Now play the rest of that clip.

GOVERNOR PALIN: What the majority leader was driving at is that he can't stand up to John McCain and that is only, that's only one more reason to take the maverick out of the Senate, put him in the White House.

GLENN: Dan, that's when I said stop the music. That's when I said, "Ooh, she said the maverick." It's like, don't talk about your ex, really, don't talk about your ex. You're wrecking the mood here. You know what I mean? When I walked in did anybody else feel like when he walked out on stage last night, ooh, boy. It was like the like you had an amazing night, you had this amazing night... and then you wake up in the morning and you're like, ooh, that was kind of like I felt a little dirty because then John McCain walked on stage and you're like, "Oh, yeah, whew, to get to her I got to sleep with him. I'm not really sure."

Dan, do you have a little Barry White? Because there's let me tell you something. There's nothing like, there's nothing like a little Sarah Palin and Barry White at the same time. Play I know I asked for Cut 13. I want to play Cut 13 and Barry White. I mean....

(Music playing).

GLENN: Thank you. Are we number 3 for a reason? The answer is yes. Now, listen. Just turn down the lights. If you have a candle there on your dashboard or something, just light a candle for a second. Think hot thoughts. Well, hot thoughts that sound a little like this.

GOVERNOR PALIN: Now, I've noticed a pattern with our opponent and maybe you have, too. We've all heard his dramatic speeches before devoted followers, and there is much to like and admire about our opponents. But listening to him speak, it's easy to forget that this is a man who has authored two memoirs but not a single major law or even a reform, not even in the state Senate.

GLENN: Oh, she's past first base with me right now, she is past first base. I'm saying, yes, baby, yes, I want more. Hang on. I have to have a cigarette.

GOVERNOR PALIN: This is a man who can give an entire speech about the wars America is fighting and never use the word "Victory," except when he's talking about his own campaign.

GLENN: Oh, yes. Second base. Oh, yes.

GOVERNOR PALIN: But, when the cloud of rhetoric has passed, when the roar of the crowd fades away, when the stadium lights go out and those styrofoam Greek columns are hauled back to some studio lot...

GLENN: Oh... oh... oh, yes... oh, yes. Right now I'm grossing America out. I know it. I know it.

GOVERNOR PALIN: When that happens, what exactly is our opponent's plan? What does he actually seek to accomplish after he's done turning back the waters and healing the planet. The answer...

GLENN: Take me home, Sarah, take me home!

GOVERNOR PALIN: To make government bigger and take more money and give you more orders from Washington and to reduce the strength of America in a dangerous world.

GLENN: Stop. Stop, stop! Stop! This is when my erotic dream stops. Listen, you people who go to conventions. You don't wreck my conservative erotic dreams, okay? I can't take these stupid convention crowds who are always, "Boo!" Or, can we do it? "Yes, we can!" No, I mean, really, can we do it? "Yes, we can!" Or here's my favorite. Here it is: "Barack Obama was right." "And John McCain was wrong!" Oh, shut... may I quote the late, great Archie Bunker... shut up, yous. If I wanted to see you on television, I would have had a camera at your house. I don't want to see you, I don't want to hear you. Shut up, yous.

Did it wreck it for anybody else? I'm watching this thing last night and she's going and she's going and she's going. And I swear to you, I'm like, honey, can you leave the room for a second? And I'm just, I am I'm in love with this woman. And then they start this nonsense, "Boo, boo." And I'm like, let the woman talk. She's mine! She'll never be with you! She's mine! Maybe it's just me. Go ahead and play the rest of this out.

GOVERNOR PALIN: America needs more energy. Our opponent is against producing it. Victory in Iraq is finally in sight and he wants to forfeit. Terrorist states are seeking

GLENN: Stop, stop, stop. None of this stuff ever works. When you do this long laundry list of things, they've got to go fast. You know what I mean? They've got to just state them. But these stupid convention people and the Republicans are no better than the Democrats. This is why I hate both parties. Number 751,174, "Why I hate both the Republicans and the Democrats" is because they always come out with these laundry lists and then to make it worse, they always, "Boo! Boo! No way! George Bush sucks!" I can't take it. I can't take it. I don't even want to listen to the rest of the clip.

Sarah, let me tell you something. You were this close to having me. No, you were. You were this close to having me. And I guess you're going to have to keep trying, baby. Just keep trying.

May I just go probably about 40 yards farther than I should? Come on, she's hot. (Sizzling). Why is everybody on my production staff looking at me like, come on, she's hot.

STU: You don't think you went too far already with your I mean, I understand you are making the point of political porn but we don't need you to act it out, ever. Ever again, ever. Never do it, ever.

GLENN: You think that was too far?

STU: Ever.

A shocking new report by The Daily Wire reveals that the furious father whose arrest at a school board meeting likely sparked the call for the FBI to investigate anti-CRT parents like domestic terrorists was furious for good reasons: The Loudoun County School Board allegedly tried to cover up his daughter's rape.

Rep. Chris Stewart (R-Utah) joined Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday to discuss the incident and explain why he joined 60 lawmakers in a letter to Attorney General Merrick Garland demanding answers for why the FBI is targeting parents.

"We want to know ... what kind of coordination took place between the White House, activist groups and teachers unions, and the Department of Justice," Stewart told Glenn. "Because we have evidence that there was [coordination] and, in fact, that the White House are the ones who initiated this. They asked for these activist groups to write this inflammatory letter to the Department of Justice saying they were 'intimidated' and that they 'felt threatened', giving the Department of Justice Attorney General Garland, the excuse to say, 'Okay, well, we have to respond'."

Stewart went on to say he believes the federal government would only involve the FBI in such an issue if its purpose is to silence and intimidate parents concerned about the "poison" being taught to their kids in school. So, what can he and the other representatives who disagree with the Biden administration's overreach of power do to stop it?

Watch the video clip below to hear Stewart explain:

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Taiwan's Foreign Minister Joseph Wu is now warning that his nation is preparing for war with China after Beijing flew a record number of warplanes over Taiwanese territory. Wu reached out to another country for help, but it wasn't the United States.

In a video, Wu urged Australia to help prepare for a possible invasion, but gave the U.S. no mention.

"The defense of Taiwan is in our own hands, and we are absolutely committed to that. And if China is going to launch a war against Taiwan, we will fight until the end. And that is our commitment. And, of course, during this period of time, we would like to exchange with other countries for security cooperation," Wu said on ABC News In-depth's China Tonight program. "We would like to engage in security or intelligence exchanges with other like-minded partners, Australia included, so that Taiwan is better prepared to deal with the war situation. And so far, our relations with Australia is very good. And that is what we appreciate it for."

On "The Glenn Beck Program," Glenn, Pat Gray, and Stu Burguiere discussed whether or not America would do anything during such a conflict — because it sure seems like President Joe Biden is more focused on working with China to fight climate change. Plus, why did China just cut off all cryptocurrency?

Watch the video clip below to catch the conversation:

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On "Glenn TV" tonight, Glenn Beck heads to the chalkboard to reveal how the fundamental transformation of America has already begun by turning the Declaration of Independence upside down.

If Donald Trump was a dictator, then what do we call President Biden? In Biden's first nine months in office, he has already issued 64 executive orders – that's more than Trump, Obama, W. Bush, Clinton, Bush, and Reagan each issued in their entire first years in office.

You never hear the Left talk about the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, or the Bill of Rights any more, unless it's to "reimagine" the Constitution or slap a "harmful content" warning on our founding documents. Seriously. The National Archives said while its website label wasn't targeting the Constitution specifically, "some of the materials presented here may reflect outdated, biased, offensive, and possibly violent views and opinions." The Left finds basic, guaranteed rights so offensive they now spend all of their time on workarounds to deal with America's annoying founding documents.

Watch the full episode of "Glenn TV" below to see Glenn outline the aggressive unconstitutional abuses "King Biden" is jamming down our throats and teaches Americans how we can defend against presidential tyranny.

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On the "Glenn Beck Radio Program," Glenn explained why he wouldn't be surprised to see our supply chain collapse and empty shelves in America in the near future. Shortages are already wrecking our economy, China (where many of our goods are still made) is facing an energy shortage, and the Biden administration sure seems to be doing everything it can to make things worse.

Glenn noted a serious warning from American CEO Mike Beckham: "There's a major storm brewing in the supply chain," Beckham wrote on Twitter.

Thanks to China's centrally planned system, electricity shortages are causing huge delays in product manufacturing. In fact, some items are facing a 33 percent cut in production. "It could dramatically impact every [American's] life next year. But almost no one knows about it yet," Beckham warned.

Glenn went on to explain exactly what this means for you — and what you can do to prepare.

Watch the video clip below to hear Glenn break it down:


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