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Rep. Cohen (D) Compares Obama to Jesus, Palin To Pontius Pilate

GLENN: Let me go to Steve Cohen. This is the congressman from Tennessee. I just want you to hear this. And Dan, include this in our free e mail newsletter today, will you?

DAN: Sure thing.

GLENN: I want you to see this because this is on the floor of the House. He is not saying this at a press conference. He's on the floor of the House of Representatives and here's what representative Steve Cohen has said, if you thought the pig with lipstick thing was bad and you could dismiss that&say, oh, well, he was just talking about the policies and he didn't really realize what he was saying because she had that famous line about the pit bull in lipstick, he didn't put those two together. If you want to explain that, that's fine. Okay. Just, to me that just shows how bad his judgment is, but that's fine. Try to talk your way around this from Democratic congressman Steve Cohen.

COHEN: But if you want change, you want the Democratic party, Barack Obama was a community organizer like Jesus who our minister prayed about, Pontius Pilate was the governor.

GLENN: Let me play that again for all of? ?for all of you liberals out there who might be saying that Sarah Palin is some sort of a religious zealot, there's an amazing story that I have seen that goes into exactly what she believes, what her church believes, the philosophy of her church, all of the tenets of her church. And I thought to myself, that is really, really weird because I have yet to see that on Obama's church. Because if you read just the website of his? ?I'm sorry? ?former church, that he could no sooner disavow than he could his own family but then, oh, wait a minute, let me disavow it, if the media would just report what's on the website alone, America would be horrified, horrified because it has nothing to do with religion. It has everything to do with Marxism. It has everything to do with hate the white man. Believe me, check out the website yourself.

Let me play it again and ask you the question, "Where's the media on this?" No double standard? Really? This was said yesterday.

COHEN: But if you want change, you want the Democratic party, Barack Obama was a community organizer like Jesus who our minister prayed about, Pontius Pilate was a governor.

GLENN: Imagine if Sarah Palin would compare Barack Obama to the guy who killed Jesus Christ, can you imagine what would be said in this country, you tell me that a news cycle would go for 18 hours before you would have heard and seen the picture. You tell me this wouldn't lead the news on every channel. I don't care if it's 9/11, they would have led the news every single station if Sarah Palin would have? ?or any of her surrogates or anyone on the House of Representatives on the floor, any congressman would have said Barack Obama is just like the guy who killed Jesus Christ. Can you imagine the outcry? Because you're not going to hear it, you know, except for talk radio, you're not going to see it except for my show tonight guaranteed 7:00, 7:00, 9:00, 12:00 and 5:00 a.m., we guarantee that you'll see it four times, let me play it one for time.

COHEN: But if you want change, you want the Democratic party, Barack Obama was a community organizer like Jesus who our minister prayed about, Pontius Pilate was a governor.



Matt Damon talks about Sarah Palin...

GLENN: Okay. So there he is, comparing Barack Obama to Jesus Christ and the guy who killed Jesus Christ as Sarah Palin ooh. Whoa, what a religious zealot. We should be afraid of all religious zealots. Not like Steve Cohen but religious zealots like Sarah Palin. Why do I say we should be afraid of religious zealots? Well, let me give you the next piece of audio, this one from Matt Damon today.

DAMON: I think there's a really good chance that Sarah Palin could be President and I think that's a really scary thing because I don't know anything about her. I don't think in eight weeks I'm going to know anything about her. I know that she was a mayor of a really, really small town and she's governor of Alaska for less than two years. I just don't understand. I think the pick was made for political purposes, but in terms of governance it's a disaster.

GLENN: Okay, stop for a second. Stop for a second. I just want to get? ?Stu, will you help me get the qualifications down. A mayor of a really small town, then she was a governor for less than two years.

STU: Right.

GLENN: And then she was picked for politically correct purposes or what was it he said?

STU: He said political purposes, it was just a political pick, woman or whatever.

GLENN: Picked for political purposes. Okay. Go ahead.

DAMON: You do the actuary tables, you know, there's a one out of three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn't survive his first term and it will be? ?

GLENN: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whew. I can't imagine predicting Obama's death. Wow, I can't imagine even saying that. Whoa. But now we're predicting John McCain's death. I'm sorry. I'm not an actuary but I am a thinker. Is there an actual actuary out there that can tell me the one in three chance that John McCain has of not finishing his first term? I'm sorry. Is he also a geneticist? Have you seen his mother? She moves faster than I do. She's like 900 years old.

STU: Hey, Glenn.

GLENN: Yes.

STU: I don't know if we can get an actuary to help us with this, too. I think he's right. If he's right with the first step of it that it's a 33% chance that he might become President, can someone help us with the percent chance if Obama wins that he will become President? Because I think that one is even higher than that. I believe it's somewhere around 100%, and he has no experience. So? ?

GLENN: Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. What are you saying? 100%, he's saying? ?

STU: I'm saying if Obama were to win, what are the chances of him becoming President?

GLENN: Who?

STU: Barack Obama. Because I know that if the 33% chance that McCain won't make it through his entire first term according to Mr.?Actuary Matt Damon, I'm just curious to see the guy who, you know, Mr.?Barack Obama, the guy with that vast experience, what will the chances be if he wins?

GLENN: Yeah, okay. Well, let me get back to the experience and the 100% chance experience here in just a second. Again it's judgment, not experience, but let's go ahead and do that experience? ?or that, you know, that whole argument on experience coming up in a second.

Okay. So I need an actuary on the phone to give me the one in three chance that John McCain won't make it through his first term and then go ahead and listen to the rest of Matt Damon here.

DAMON: And it will be President Palin and really, you know, we were talking about it earlier. It's? ?

GLENN: Hold on. Just stop for a second. I don't? ?look. You just have to understand what you're about to hear. He's smarter than you, okay? He's much smarter than you. He has much more experience than you. He's an actor. Do you know how many roles he's played? Do you know how many jobs he's actually held down? I mean, he's never been, you know, a CEO of a company, but he's played that in many, many roles. He's never been a thief, but he's played that. Do you know that he was actually successful in helping pull off one of the biggest heists, in fact the only time anyone's ever gotten away with a heist in Las Vegas, he was part of that team. Okay, he didn't actually do it, but he's played it. So he knows how to do it. He's smarter than you are. So try not to? ?just try to remember that because he's going to sound a little condescending here.

DAMON: It's like a really bad Disney movie, you know? The hockey mom, you know, "Oh, I'm just a hockey mom from Alaska," and she's the President and it's like she's facing down Vladimir Putin and, you know, using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It's just, it's absurd.

GLENN: Stop for a second. Can you go back and take this again? I want you to listen to two things. It's like we were talking before. So in other words, they've had this conversation. So this is not something off the top of his head. He has already had this conversation with the member of the media before they started recording. So this is almost rehearsed, and I want you to also hear, listen carefully for the member of the media laughing in the background when, oh, she's just a hockey mom. Listen to it again.

DAMON: You know, we were talking about it earlier. It's like a really bad Disney movie, you know? The hockey mom, you know, "Oh, I'm just a hockey mom from Alaska," and she's the President. And it's like she's facing down Vladimir Putin and? ?

GLENN: Stop just a second. Hey, hockey moms, sorry. "I'm just a hockey mom." But remember, remember it's the left that respects you. It's the left that respects you. Joe Biden, he's just like you. He's Joe six pack. He's Joe lunch bucket. You know, he's a guy who is just like you. He is a working man. He's had all of your experiences because you want somebody that is a working man, but you're just a? ?you're just a hockey mom! By the way, it gets even better.

DAMON: You know, the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink, it's just, it's absurd. It's totally absurd and I don't understand why more people aren't talking about how absurd it is. It's a really terrifying possibility. The fact that we've gotten this far and we're that close to this being a reality is crazy. Crazy. I mean, does she really? ?I need to know if she really thinks dinosaurs were here 4,000 years ago. That's an important? ?I want to know that. I really do. Because she's going to have the nuclear codes, you know? I want to know if she thinks dinosaurs were here 4,000 years ago or if she banned books or tried to ban books. I mean, you know, we can't have that.

GLENN: Okay. Just a quote from Matt Damon. Last month he said, "For a lot of actors our biggest fear is that we're going to start talking about things we don't fully understand and sound like idiots. In the long run I'll do much more good if when I open my mouth I have something worth saying." So apparently this is something he believes is worth saying. All right. So he wants to know if she believes that there were dinosaurs on the Earth 4,000 years ago. He's got a problem with that. He wants to know. She's going to have the nuclear codes. He hates people with, you know, with any kind of religious conviction, you know, anybody saying, "Hey, I believe in the Bible," you know. Hate those people. Hate those people. Got to know that.

But let me go back to Steve Cohen again. Could you just play the audio of Steve Cohen?

COHEN: But if you want change, you want the Democratic party, Barack Obama was a community organizer like Jesus who our minister prayed about. Pontius Pilate was a governor.

GLENN: Okay, good. Because boy, I'm with you, Matt. I hate those religious zealots. Whew, those people are crazy. They're dangerous. They're dangerous. You would hate to give? ?you would hate to give Pontius Pilate the nuclear codes but let's make sure Jesus has them.

Now, I want to go back to the Matt Damon part where he says she was a mayor of a really, really small town. She was governor for less than two years and she was picked for political purposes. Let's just compare resumes. Stu, help me out on this, will you?

STU: Sure.

GLENN: Barack Obama, ever a mayor of a really, really small town?

STU: He's seen? ?he watched Northern Exposure.

GLENN: He's watched Northern Exposure.

STU: Which, that's about? ?

GLENN: So he was never a mayor, but he was a community organizer. Community organizer, they do a lot.

STU: Hold on one more second, Glenn, because I want to make sure I understand this because according to the governor of New York, what you just said is he's black.

GLENN: Yes. Well, he's black.

STU: You said he was black.

GLENN: Let me just, let me just get to the black part a little bit later.

STU: Oh, okay.

GLENN: Let's just focus on the mayor thing. He was a community organizer. She was a mayor. Okay. Got it. Then, she was governor for less? ?she's been governor for less than two years, he said. And then she was governor for, what, less than two years. Dan, do you happen to have the date when Matt Damon endorsed Obama?

DAN: Yes. Of course, that was December 19th, 2006.

GLENN: I'm sorry, what? December 19th, last year?

STU: No, no. December 9th, 2006. Before he announced his candidacy.

GLENN: Before he announced his candidacy even.

STU: December 19th, 2006.

GLENN: 2006? Well, wait a minute. When was? ?well, how long had Barack Obama? ?

STU: He was sworn in January 2005, Glenn.

GLENN: January? ?

STU: Do you need your calculator? That's what?

STU: That's less than two years.

GLENN: He was in the Senate for less than two years when Matt Damon endorsed him.

STU: I don't know if that's true because he's already on record saying he wouldn't endorse someone who had less than two years experience. That can't be true. You are going to have to check your numbers.

GLENN: Okay.

STU: Can you just run those numbers through the mega? ?

GLENN: Let's just stop thinking about that, okay? And then she was picked for political purposes. What do you suppose that means?

STU: She's not qualified and he just needs a woman and she's just, she's just a woman for woman sake.

GLENN: She's a woman, so maybe they can get some votes and use the woman thing.

DAN: She's a lipstick, Glenn.

GLENN: Right. She might be giving? ?she gives good speeches. We know that, right? But that's really about pretty much it. That and having breasts. That's all that matters.

STU: That's political purposes.

GLENN: Okay. Okay, all right. Hey, when did everybody get really excited about Barack Obama?

STU: I think? ?

GLENN: Oh, I remember. Wasn't it? ?it was right after he gave that really good speech for the Democratic convention. I remember that.

STU: 2004 that was, yeah.

GLENN: You know, I haven't even? ?you know, you brought this up earlier, Stu, that he's black. I never even noticed that he was black. Do you think the American people know? Do you think the Democrats noticed that he was black? Do you think there's a possibility that him? ?there couldn't have. I've never, ever heard this on how important it is that we elect our first black President. I've never heard that.

STU: Hasn't mentioned yet.

GLENN: I haven't heard that. So Matt Damon, you are right. I see how different these two candidates really are when we use your standard. And then, of course, you're right, those religious zealots that? ?what was the Republican that is from Tennessee that was the congressman that? ?

STU: Oh, yes. Congressman, he's from Tennessee.

GLENN: He's a Republican congressman.

STU: Republican who's? ?

GLENN: Oh, no, wait a minute. Hang on just a second. He wasn't. Hang on, can you play the audio again, please?

COHEN: But if you want change, you want the Democratic party, Barack Obama was a community organizer like Jesus who our minister prayed about. Pontius Pilate was a governor.

GLENN: Good thing you guys have the high ground.

It's time for our April 29, 2019 edition of our Candidate Power Rankings. We get to add two new candidates, write about a bunch of people that have little to no chance of winning, and thank the heavens we are one day closer to the end of all of this.

In case you're new here, read our explainer about how all of this works:

The 2020 Democratic primary power rankings are an attempt to make sense out of the chaos of the largest field of candidates in global history.

Each candidate gets a unique score in at least thirty categories, measuring data like polling, prediction markets, fundraising, fundamentals, media coverage, and more. The result is a candidate score between 0-100. These numbers will change from week to week as the race changes.

The power rankings are less a prediction on who will win the nomination, and more a snapshot of the state of the race at any given time. However, early on, the model gives more weight to fundamentals and potentials, and later will begin to prioritize polling and realities on the ground.

These power rankings include only announced candidates. So, when you say "WAIT!! WHERE'S XXXXX????" Read the earlier sentence again.

If you're like me, when you read power rankings about sports, you've already skipped ahead to the list. So, here we go.

See previous editions here.

20. Wayne Messam: 13.4 (Last week: 18th / 13.4)

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A former staffer of Wayne Messam is accusing his wife of hoarding the campaign's money.

First, how does this guy have "former" staffers? He's been running for approximately twelve minutes.

Second, he finished dead last in the field in fundraising with $44,000 for the quarter. Perhaps hoarding whatever money the campaign has is not the worst idea.

His best shot at the nomination continues to be something out of the series "Designated Survivor."

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19. Marianne Williamson: 17.1 (Last week: 17th / 17.1)

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Marianne Williamson would like you to pay for the sins of someone else's great, great, great grandparents. Lucky you!

Williamson is on the reparations train like most of the field, trying to separate herself from the pack by sheer monetary force.

How much of your cash does she want to spend? "Anything less than $100 billion is an insult." This is what I told the guy who showed up to buy my 1989 Ford Tempo. It didn't work then either.

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18. John Delaney: 19.7 (Last week: 15th / 20.3)

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Good news: John Delaney brought in $12.1 million in the first quarter, enough for fifth in the entire Democratic field!

Bad news: 97% of the money came from his own bank account.

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17. Eric Swalwell: 20.2 (Last week: 16th / 20.2)

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The Eric Swalwell formula:

  • Identify news cycle
  • Identify typical left-wing reaction
  • Add steroids

Democrats said there was obstruction in the Mueller report. Swalwell said there “certainly" was collusion.

Democrats said surveillance of the Trump campaign was no big deal. Swalwell said there was no need to apologize even if it was.

Democrats said William Barr mishandled the release of the Mueller report. Swalwell said he must resign.

Democrats say they want gun restrictions. Swalwell wants them all melted down and the liquid metal to be poured on the heads of NRA members. (Probably.)

16. Seth Moulton: 20.6 (NEW)

Who is Seth Moulton?

No, I'm asking.

Moulton falls into the category of congressman looking to raise his profile and make his future fundraising easier— not someone who is actually competing for the presidency.

He tried to block Nancy Pelosi as speaker, so whatever help he could get from the establishment is as dry as Pelosi's eyes when the Botox holds them open for too long.

Moulton is a veteran, and his military service alone is enough to tell you that he's done more with his life than I'll ever do with mine. But it's hard to see the road to the White House for a complete unknown in a large field of knowns.

Don't take my word for it, instead read this depressing story that he's actually telling people on purpose:

"I said, you know, part of my job is take tough questions," Moulton told the gathered business and political leaders. "You can ask even really difficult questions. And there was still silence. And then finally, someone in the way back of the room raised her hand, and she said, 'Who are you?' "

Yeah. Who are you?

15. Tim Ryan: 21.6 (Last week: 14th / 20.7)

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When you're talking to less than sixteen people in Iowa one week after your launch, you don't have too much to be excited about.

Ryan did get an interview on CNN, where he also talked to less than sixteen people.

He discussed his passion for the Dave Matthews Band, solidifying a key constituency in the year 1995.

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14. Tulsi Gabbard: 25.2 (Last week: 14th / 25.9)

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Tulsi Gabbard torched Kamala Harris in fundraising!!!!! (Among Indian-American donors.)

No word on who won the coveted handi-capable gender-neutral sodium-sensitive sub-demographic.

She received a mostly false rating for her attack on the Trump administration regarding its new policy on pork inspections, a topic not exactly leading the news cycle. Being from Hawaii, the state which leads the nation in Spam consumption, she was probably surprised when this didn't go mega viral.

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13. Andrew Yang: 27.2 (Last week: 12th / 27.1)

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Yang has a few go-to lines when he's on the campaign trail, such as: "The opposite of Donald Trump is an Asian man who likes math." Another is apparently the Jeb-esque "Chant my name! Chant my name!"

Yang continues to be one of the more interesting candidates in this race, essentially running a remix of the "One Tough Nerd" formula that worked for Michigan Governor Rick Snyder.

I highly recommend listening to his interview with Ben Shapiro, where Yang earns respect as the only Democratic presidential candidate in modern history to actually show up to a challenging and in-depth interview with a knowledgeable conservative.

But hidden in the Shapiro interview is the nasty little secret of the Yang campaign. His policy prescriptions, while still very liberal, come off as far too sane for him to compete in this Stalin look-alike contest.

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12. Jay Inslee: 30.4 (Last week: 11th / 30.4)

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If you read the Inslee candidate profile, I said he was running a one-issue climate campaign. This week, he called for a climate change-only debate, and blamed Donald Trump for flooding in Iowa.

He also may sign the nation's first "human composting" legalization bill. He can start by composting his presidential campaign.

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11. John Hickenlooper: 32.2 (Last week: 10th / 32.0)

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John Hickenlooper was sick of being asked if he would put a woman on the ticket, in the 0.032% chance he actually won the nomination.

So he wondered why the female candidates weren't being asked if they would name a male VP if they won?

Seems like a logical question, but only someone who is high on tailpipe fumes would think it was okay to ask in a Democratic primary. Hickenlooper would be better served by just transitioning to a female and demanding other candidates are asked why they don't have a transgendered VP.

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10. Julian Castro: 35.7 (Last week: 9th / 36.2)

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Lowering expectations is a useful strategy when your wife asks you to put together an Ikea end table, or when you've successfully convinced Charlize Theron to come home with you. But is it a successful campaign strategy?

Julian Castro is about to find out. He thinks the fact that everyone thinks he's crashing and burning on the campaign trail so far is an "advantage." Perhaps he can take the rest of the field by surprise on Super Tuesday when they finally realize he's actually running.

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9. Kirsten Gillibrand: 38.1 (Last week: 8th / 37.8)

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Gillibrand wants you to know that the reason her campaign has been such a miserable failure so far, is because she called for a certain senator to step down. The problem might also be that another certain senator isn't a good presidential candidate.

She also spent the week arm wrestling, and dancing at a gay bar called Blazing Saddle. In this time of division, one thing we can all agree on: Blazing Saddle is a really solid name for a gay bar.

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8. Amy Klobuchar: 45.1 (Last week: 7th / 45.5)

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Klobuchar is attempting a run in the moderate wing of the Democratic primary, which would be a better idea if such a wing existed.

She hasn't committed to impeaching Donald Trump and has actually voted to confirm over half of his judicial nominees. My guess is this will not be ignored by her primary opponents.

She also wants to resolve an ongoing TPS issue, which I assume means going by Peter Gibbons' desk every morning and making sure he got the memo about the new cover sheets.

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7. Elizabeth Warren: 45.3 (Last week: 6th / 46.0)

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Elizabeth Warren is bad at everything she does while she's campaigning. I don't really even watch Game of Thrones, and the idea that Warren would write a story about how the show proves we need more powerful women makes me cringe.

Of course, more powerful people of all the 39,343 genders are welcome, but it's such a transparent attempt at jumping on the back of a pop-culture event to pander to female voters, it's sickening.

We can only hope that when she's watching Game of Thrones, she's gonna grab her a beer.

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6. Cory Booker: 54.9 (Last week: 5th / 55.5)

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Booker is tied with Kamala Harris for the most missed Senate votes of the campaign so far. He gets criticized for this, but I think he should miss even more votes.

Booker is also pushing a national day off on Election Day—because the approximately six months of early voting allowed in every state just isn't enough.

Of course, making it easier to vote doesn't mean people are going to vote for Booker. So he's throwing trillions of dollars in bribes (my word, not his) to seal the deal.

Bookermania is in full effect, with 40 whole people showing up to his appearance in Nevada. Local press noted that the people were of "varying ages," an important distinction to most other crowds, which are entirely comprised of people with the same birthday.

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5. Robert Francis O’Rourke: 60.2 (Last week: 4th /62.6)

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Kirsten Gillibrand gave less than 2% of her income to charity. The good news is that she gave about seven times as much as Beto O'Rourke. Robert Francis, or Bob Frank, also happens to be one of the wealthiest candidates in the race. His late seventies father-in-law has been estimated to be worth as much as $20 billion, though the number is more likely to be a paltry $500 million.

He's made millions from a family company investing in fossil fuels and pharmaceutical stocks, underpaid his taxes for multiple years, and is suing the government to lower property taxes on a family-owned shopping center.

He's also all but disappeared. It's a long race, and you don't win a nomination in April of the year before election day. If he's being frugal and figuring out what he believes, it might be a good move.

But it's notable that all the "pretty boy" hype that Bob Frank owned going into this race has been handed over to Mayor Pete. Perhaps Beto is spending his time working on curbing the sweating, the hand gestures, and the issues with jumping on counters like a feline.

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4. Pete Buttigieg: 62.9 (Last week: 3rd / 62.9)

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When we first put candidates in tiers earlier this year, we broke everyone into five categories from "Front Runners" to "Eh, no." In the middle is a category called "Maybe, if everything goes right," and that's where we put Pete Buttigieg.

Well, everything has gone right so far. But Mayor Pete will be interested to learn that the other 19 candidates in this race are not going to hand him this nomination. Eventually, they will start saying negative things about him (they've started the opposition research process already), and it will be interesting to see how Petey deals with the pressure. We've already seen how it has affected Beto in a similar situation.

The media has spoken endlessly about the sexual orientation of Buttigieg, but not every Democratic activist is impressed. Barney Frank thinks the main reason he's getting this amount of attention is because he is gay. And for some, being a gay man just means you're a man, which isn't good enough.

When you base your vote on a candidate's genitals, things can get confusing.

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3. Kamala Harris: 68.6 (Last week: 1st / 69.1)

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There are a couple of ways to view the Harris candidacy so far.

#1 - Harris launched with much fanfare and an adoring media. She has since lost her momentum. Mayor Pete and former Mayor Bernie have the hype, and Kamala is fading.

#2 - Harris is playing the long game. She showed she can make an impact with her launch, but realizes that a media "win" ten months before an important primary means nothing. She's working behind the scenes and cleaning up with donations, prominent supporters, and loads of celebrities to execute an Obama style onslaught.

I tend to be in category 2, but I admit that's somewhat speculative. Harris seems to be well positioned to make a serious run, locking up more than double the amount of big Clinton and Obama fundraisers than any other candidate.

One interesting policy development for Harris that may hurt her in the primary is her lack of utter disgust for the nation of Israel. There's basically one acceptable position in a Democratic primary when it comes to Israel, which is that it's a racist and terrorist state, existing only to torture innocent Palestinians.

Certainly no one is going to mistake Harris for Donald Trump, but a paragraph like this is poison to the modern Democratic primary voter:

"Her support for Israel is central to who she is," Harris' campaign communications director, Lily Adams, told McClatchy. "She is firm in her belief that Israel has a right to exist and defend itself, including against rocket attacks from Gaza."

Just portraying the rocket attacks as "attacks" is controversial these days for Democrats, and claiming they are responses to attacks indicates you think the Jeeeewwwwwwwws aren't the ones responsible for the start of every hostility. Heresy!

Someone get Kamala a copy of the 'Protocols of the Elders of Zion' before she blows her chance to run the free world.

2. Bernie Sanders: 69.2 (Last week: 2nd / 68.3)

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If Bernie Sanders hates millionaires as much as he claims, he must hate the mirror. As a millionaire, it might surprise some that he donated only 1% to charity. But it shouldn't.

It's entirely consistent with Sandersism to avoid giving to private charity. Why would you? Sanders believes the government does everything better than the private sector. He should be giving his money to the government.

Of course, he doesn't. He takes the tax breaks from the evil Trump tax plan he derides. He spends his money on fabulous vacation homes. He believes in socialism for thee, not for me.

Yes, this is enough to convince the Cardi B's of the world, all but guaranteeing a lock on the rapper-and-former-stripper-that-drugged-and-stole-from-her-prostitution-clients demographic. But can that lack of consistency hold up in front of general election voters?

If Bernie reads this and would like a path to credibility, clear out your bank account and send it here:

Gifts to the United States
U.S. Department of the Treasury
Funds Management Branch
P.O. Box 1328
Parkersburg, WV 26106-1328


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1. Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.: 78.8 (NEW)

Joe has run for president 113 times during his illustrious career, successfully capturing the presidency in approximately zero of his campaigns.

However, when the eternally woke Barack Obama had a chance to elevate a person of color, woman, or anything from the rainbow colored QUILTBAG, he instead chose the oldest, straightest, whitest guy he could find, and our man Robinette was the beneficiary.

Biden has been through a lot, much of it of his own making. Forget about his plagiarism and propensity to get a nostril full of each passing females' hair, his dealings while vice president in both Ukraine and China are a major general election vulnerability— not to mention a legal vulnerability for his children. But hey, win the presidency and you can pardon everyone, right?

His supposed appeal to rust belt voters makes him, on paper, a great candidate to take on Trump. The Clinton loss hinged on about 40,000 voters changing their mind from Hillary to Donald in a few states—the exact areas where victory could possibly be secured by someone named "Middle Class Joe" (as he alone calls himself.)

No one loves Joe Biden more than Joe Biden, and there's a relatively convincing case for his candidacy. But we must remember this unquestionable truth: Joe Biden is not good at running for president.

He's a gaffe machine that churns out mistake after mistake, hoping only to have his flubs excused by his unending charisma. But, will that work without the use of his legendary groping abilities? Only time, and a few dozen unnamed women, will tell.

Also, yes. Robinette is really his middle name.

If only Karl Marx were alive today to see his wackiest ideas being completely paraded around. He would be so proud. I can see him now: Sprawled out on his hammock from REI, fiddling around for the last vegan potato chip in the bag as he binge-watches Academy Awards on his 70-inch smart TV. In between glances at his iPhone X (he's got a massive Twitter following), he sips Pepsi. In his Patagonia t-shirt and NIKE tennis shoes, he writes a line or two about "oppression" and "the have-nots" as part of his job for Google.

His house is loaded with fresh products from all the woke companies. In the fridge, he's got Starbucks, he loves their soy milk. He's got Ben & Jerry's in the freezer. He tells everyone that, if he shaved, he'd use Gillette, on account of the way they stand up for the Have-Nots. But, really, Marx uses Dollar Shave Club because it's cheaper, a higher quality. Secretly, he loves Chic-Fil-A. He buys all his comic books off Amazon. The truth is, he never thought people would actually try to make the whole "communism" thing work.

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Companies have adopted a form of socialism that is sometimes called woke capitalism. They use their status as corporations to spread a socialist message and encourage people to do their part in social justice. The idea of companies in America using socialism at all is as confusing and ridiculous as a donkey in a prom dress: How did this happen? Is it a joke? Why is nobody bursting out in laughter? How far is this actually going to go? Does someone actually believe that they can take a donkey to prom?

Companies have adopted a form of socialism that is sometimes called woke capitalism.

On the micro level, Netflix has made some socialist moves: The "like/dislike" voting system was replaced after a Netflix-sponsored stand-up special by Amy Schumer received as tidal wave of thumb-downs. This summer, Netflix will take it a step further in the name of squashing dissent by disabling user comments and reviews. And of course most of us share a Netflix account with any number of people. Beyond that, they're as capitalist as the next mega-company.

Except for one area: propaganda. Netflix has started making movie-length advertisements for socialism. They call them "documentaries," but we know better than that. The most recent example is "Knock Down the House," which comes out tomorrow. The 86-minute-long commercial for socialism follows four "progressive Democrat" women who ran in the 2018 midterms, including our favorite socialist AOC.

Here's a snippet from the movie so good that you'll have to fight the urge to wave your USSR flag around the room:

This is what the mainstream media wants you to believe. They want you to be moved. They want the soundtrack to inspire you to go out and do something.

Just look at how the mainstream media treated the recent high-gloss "documentary" about Ilhan Omar, "Time for Ilhan." It received overwhelmingly bad ratings on IMDb and other user-review platforms, but got a whopping 93% on the media aggregator Rotten Tomatoes.

This is exactly what the media wants you to think of when you hear the word socialism. Change. Empowerment. Strength. Diversity. They spend so much energy trying to make socialism cool. They gloss right over the unbelievable death toll. BlazeTV's own Matt Kibbe made a great video on this exact topic.

Any notion of socialism in America is a luxury, made possible by capitalism. The woke companies aren't actually doing anything for socialism. If they're lucky, they might get a boost in sales, which is the only thing they want anyway.

We want to show you the truth. We want to tell you the stories you won't hear anywhere else, not on Netflix, not at some movie festival. We're going to tell you what mainstream media doesn't want you to know.

Look at how much history we've lost over the years. They changed it slowly. But they had to. Because textbooks were out. So people were watching textbooks. It was printed. You would bring the book home. Mom and dad might go through it and check it out. So you had to slowly do things.

Well, they're not anymore. There are no textbooks anymore. Now, you just change them overnight. And we are losing new history. History is being changed in realtime.

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You have to write down what actually is happening and keep a journal. Don't necessarily tell everybody. Just keep a journal for what is happening right now. At some point, our kids won't have any idea of the truth. They will not have any idea of what this country was, how it really happened. Who were the good guys. Who were the bad guys. Who did what.

As Michelle Obama said. Barack knows. We have to change our history. Well, that's exactly what's happening. But it's happening at a very rapid pace.

We have to preserve our history. It is being systematically erased.

I first said this fifteen years ago, people need clay plots. We have to preserve our history as people preserved histories in ancient days, with the dead see scrolls, by putting them in caves in a clay pot. We have to preserve our history. It is being systematically erased. And I don't mean just the history of the founding of our country. I mean the history that's happening right now.

And the history that's happening right now, you're a problem if you're a conservative or a Christian. You are now a problem on the left, if you disagree and fall out of line at all. This is becoming a fascistic party. And you know what a fascist is. It doesn't matter if you're a Democrat or a Republican or an independent. If you believe it's my way or the highway, if you believe that people don't have a right to their opinion or don't have a right to their own life — you could do be a fascist.

Christianity might seem pretty well-protected in the U.S., but that's not the case in many parts of the globe.

On Easter Sunday, suicide bombers made the news for killing 290 innocent Christians in Sri Lanka and injuring another 500. On Tuesday, ISIS claimed responsibility for the massacre. Of course, the Western world mourned this tragic loss of life on a holy day of worship, but we forget that this isn't an isolated incident. Indeed, Christians are discriminated at extreme levels worldwide, and it needs to be brought to light. And whenever we do highlight brutal persecutions such as the Easter bombings in Sri Lanka, we need to call them what they are — targeted attacks against Christians. Sadly, many of our politicians are deathly afraid to do so.

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A 2018 Pew Research Center study found that Christians are harassed in 144 countries — the most of any other faith — slightly outnumbering Muslims for the top of the list. Additionally, Open Doors, a non-profit organization that works to serve persecuted Christians worldwide, found in their 2019 World Watch List that over 245 million Christians are seriously discriminated against for their religious beliefs. Sadly, this translates into 4,136 Christians killed and 2,625 either arrested, sentenced, imprisoned, or detained without trial over the year-long study period. And when it comes to churches, those in Sri Lanka were merely added to a long list of 1,266 Christian buildings attacked for their religion.

These breathtaking stats receive very little coverage in the Western world. And there seems to be a profound hesitation from politicians in discussing the issue of persecution against Christians. In the case of the Sri Lanka bombings, there's even a reluctance to use the word "Christian."

After the horrific Pittsburgh Synagogue and New Zealand Mosque shootings, Democrats rightfully acknowledged the disturbing trend of targeted attacks against Jews and Muslims. But some of these same politicians refer to the Sri Lanka bombings with careless ambiguity.

So why is it so hard for our leaders to acknowledge the persecutions Christians face?

Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, for instance, certainly did — calling the incursions "attacks on Easter worshippers." Understandably, the term confused and frustrated many Christians. Although, supporters of these politicians argued the term was appropriate since a recent Associated Press report used it, and it was later picked up by a variety of media outlets, including Fox News. However, as more Democrats like 2020 presidential candidate Julián Castro and Rep. Dan Kildee continued to use the phrase "Easter worshippers," it became clear that these politicians were going out of their way to avoid calling a spade a spade.

So why is it so hard for our leaders to acknowledge the persecutions Christians face? For starters, Christianity in democratic countries like the U.S. is seen differently than in devastated countries like Somalia. According to Pew Research, over 70% of Americans are Christian, with 66% of those Christians being white and 35% baby boomers. So while diverse Christians from all over the world are persecuted for their faith—in the U.S., Christians are a dominant religion full of old white people. This places Christians at the bottom of progressives' absurd intersectional totem poll, therefore leaving little sympathy for their cause. However, the differing experiences of Christians worldwide doesn't take away from the fact that they are unified in their beliefs.

By refusing to name the faith of the Sri Lankan martyrs, politicians are sending a message that they have very little, if no, concern about the growing amount of persecution against Christians worldwide.

Martyrs don't deserve to be known as "Easter worshippers." They should be known by the Christian faith they gave their lives for. Decent politicians need to call the tragedy in Sri Lanka what it is — a vicious attack on the Christian faith.

Patrick Hauf (@PatrickHauf) is a writer for Young Voices and Vice President of Lone Conservative. His work can be found in the Washington Examiner, Townhall, FEE, and more.