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GLENN: We just bought on insurance firm. Yea! Oh, I feel so successful today, don't you? We all own the world's largest insurance firm now.

Stu, what are we going to do with all the money? I feel so good today.

STU: Well, not only all the money we're going to have from all the profits we're going to see from it but also all of our insurance is going to be free. We're the owners!

GLENN: Worried about health insurance and everything, we're the owners of the biggest insurance firm in the world now.

STU: When you own a convenience store, you don't pay for the soda.

GLENN: Hello. Why do you think I want to own a convenience store. Twinkie, mine (laughing).

STU: This is great.

GLENN: This is fantastic. I love it. No, I mean let's see. We own 50% of every home in America now. Oh, oh, have you heard Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid would like to set up an institution here. I'm just trying to remember what it is. What's it called? Congress, new agency, have they named this agency yet? I thought they did. Well, anyway, it's a new agency that they're trying to make and what we'll do as a nation is we'll look at these hobbled companies and this new agency, we'll just buy the bad investments from them. That will be fantastic. We could just skip the whole bankruptcy thing. Wouldn't it be great if we just didn't have the bankruptcy thing going anymore? It would just be like, bankrupt, bankrupt, big deal; I'm just going to give it to the government. They'll buy it from me.

STU: These companies are so stupid, they could go bankrupt but instead they are giving the companies to us.

GLENN: They are selling them to us and we'll have them! So when those bad investments turn around, you know, we'll be in the money.

STU: Seriously we're going to be like, what is it, like Kuwait that, like, all their people get, like, thousands and thousands of dollars from oil?

GLENN: It will be great.

STU: We're going to do the same thing with insurance.

GLENN: Oh, oh, yesterday Pelosi and the house, they passed this kick butt oil plan. It is fan this is fantastic. Have you heard, Stu?

STU: I mean, it's got to be kick butt if our government did it.

GLENN: No, no, it's fantastic. This is great, okay? What they've done is because Pelosi and the Democrats, they have been all for this drilling thing.

STU: Oh, they have been for it, yes.

GLENN: They have been saying drill now, drill yesterday.

STU: They have been saying that from the beginning.

GLENN: Drill the day before yesterday. We are big drill bits.

STU: Right, they just wanted the oil company to drill in places where there wasn't oil.

GLENN: Did you see how the Democrats, they all came into the House yesterday wearing those cool foam drill hats, that makes them look like their head's the end of a drill bit? It was so clever. Anyway, so they're all for drilling, and what they've done is because they know America's for drilling, they have decided to pass a big oil bill.

STU: That's what I want. I wanted them to drill.

GLENN: That's exactly what they wanted. They finally hear. Let's see. Eleven days before the ban on offshore drilling just naturally expires, they are going to pass a new drilling bill. It's great. They passed it yesterday. What it is is you can go in, you can go offshore

STU: Oh, my gosh, that's perfect, that's exactly what.

GLENN: You go offshore any place you want. Now, you can't go offshore within 50 miles, but after 50 miles you can go in. You can go in wherever you want well, you also have to have the state's approval, but here's the good thing. The state doesn't get any money for it. So all of their assets, ExxonMobil can just pump away and take them without the state. All the money will go right to the federal government. Screw the state. Right to the federal government. Who in Virginia's not for that?

STU: Yeah, Virginia's going to love that because they won't have to deal with all of that work. It's like a vacation for all of Virginia.

GLENN: Virginia, California, you know what that means if you get royalties? It means you are going to go to the bank more, you are going to have to have you are going to have to buy blue ink or black ink instead of just red ink. I mean, what are you going to do? Do you know how much of a headache that's going to be?

STU: Not to mention you'd probably have to invest that money and we've seen this economy. We've seen these companies.

GLENN: You think what you know what the Republicans want to do? California, Texas, Virginia, Florida, you know what they want you to do? They are trying to give you money so you can invest. The same people that were involved in this collapse on Wall Street would present you with an option where you could invest your money into Wall Street. Where would you be if you had all that royalty money and it was invested in Wall Street? I'll tell you where. Broke. That's where you'd be. That's why Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats are looking out for you. They are not going to give you that option to invest. They're gonna take it, okay?

Now here's the best part. You can drill right off the coast of Maine. Boom, you're in, okay? You can drill off the coast of off the coast of Virginia. Boom, you're in. They would like you to know, however, the eastern part of the Gulf Coast of Mexico, that's out, can't drill there.

STU: Well, that's one little thing. That's it. One little exception.

GLENN: One little part. And also the other thing that, you know, you might we should probably point out is all the studies show that the majority, 80% of the resources that we're looking for are within 50 miles of shore. So but anything outside of 50 miles, outside of 50 miles, you got it. 80% is 50 miles in. But after that, you got it. And also, also there's some more taxes and part of this bill is the new oil companies are going to be penalized and everything else, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Drilling. And Stu, did I mention we also now own the largest insurance group in the world.

STU: So we have everything we could ever want on drilling and we've got a new company.

GLENN: Dan, this is just and I'm sorry to do this. This is just the way I roll. Dan, do you have any Kool and the Gang and Celebration? Because I don't think, I don't think this news warrants anything less than Kool and the Gang. It's that good of news.

STU: Yeah. Because, you know, Glenn, when I bought my house and again I just bought my house. I don't even own my whole house. I just bought a mortgage. We moved into the house and we went out and we celebrated with a dinner.

GLENN: Yeah.

STU: We just bought the biggest insurance company.

GLENN: In the world.

STU: In the world.

GLENN: What should we buy? What should we buy for ourselves?

STU: I feel like we need a present.

GLENN: You know what, everybody in America should be given a free card today, seriously. Everybody, we closed a huge deal! Yeah! We're number one.

STU: We should get a commission.

GLENN: Go ahead, Dan. Oh, see, now, this is the appropriate music. This is the appropriate music. This is the appropriate band. When you listen to this band, you think to yourself, yeah! Have you noticed that the insurance company has three letters? United States of America also has three letters? We were made for this deal.

STU: I tell you, the first thing I'm going to do, Glenn, is I'm just going to start insuring things for whatever I want. We own the company. We can I want to insure my dog for a million dollars today. That's what I'm going to do because I can do whatever I want.

GLENN: Call up the Senate. Let's call AIG because we own it, let's call them up today. We want to insure your dog for a million dollars. I don't think you know who you're talking to here, AIG, Mr. Owner on the phone. Hello. Oh, this is going to be great. And if we could just seal that deal where we can create a new federal agency, where we've just not the good investments. Not the good debt.

STU: Oh, no.

GLENN: Just buy the bad debt. Has anybody noticed that there is a strange little thing going on right now where our government seems to hate corporations. Have you noticed that, hate those corporations, hate them, while they're successful. But as soon as they're not successful, they're too large to fail. They're too important to allow them to fail, but every time there's a big successful one, they suck and we should do everything we can to run them out of business. You know, oil companies, not too big to fail. They should we should do everything we can to put those people out of business. That evil Wal Mart, oh, I hate those guys. They're too big. Lehman Brothers, AIG? Too big to fail, too important, we can't allow them to fail; we've got to go bail them out. Have you ever noticed that? How do they do that? I want to be more like a politician.

STU: Why are you calling it a bailout? We bought it.

GLENN: I'm sorry. AIG wasn't a bailout. That was I actually heard this. I actually heard people say, this is a really good deal for the United States. Oh, is it?

STU: Always is, Glenn, always is.

Countless leaders on the left are now arguing that removing President Donald Trump from office won't be enough — they're now calling for the president's "cult-like" supporters to be "deprogrammed." And it's not just fringe politicians.

During an appearance on "Real Time with Bill Maher" last week, former NBC anchor Katie Couric said, "The question is, how are we going to really almost deprogram these people who have signed up for the cult of Trump."

Former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi questioned whether the nation needs "a 9/11-type commission" to determine whether President Trump was colluding with Russian President Vladimir Putin "the day that the insurgents invaded our Capitol." Clinton also made sure to include her favorite "deplorables" in her unsubstantiated conspiracy theory:

"But we now know that not just [Trump] but his enablers, his accomplices, his cult members, have the same disregard for democracy," Clinton said to Pelosi.

Washington Post columnist Eugene Robinson and New York Times Magazine's Nikole Hannah-Jones agreed that there is a need for "millions of Americans, almost all white, almost all Republicans" to be deprogrammed and punished, during an MSNBC interview last week.

Now, a story from the Washington Post is also preaching that narrative and even added that we need more restrictions for conservatives on social media and in the broadcast industry.

"So now we have to be deprogrammed? We've heard this over and over and over and over again, for months," said Glenn Beck on the radio program Tuesday. He read through the shocking details of the Washington Post op-ed and discussed the extraordinary dangers of the latest anti-conservative movement in America.

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As calls for censorship and restrictions against conservative voices get louder, Glenn Beck said he feels an "awesome responsibility" to speak, not the words he'd personally like to say, but those he believes the Lord would want him to share.

"It's an awesome responsibility, and one that I am not worthy of," Glenn said. "I want to say ... what He wants me to say. And I have to listen very carefully, because I feel the same way you do. But that will get us nowhere."

Glenn said it's time for Americans who are awake — not woke — to come together, no matter which side of the political aisle you're on, and stand with the truth.

"We are the Alamo, we will stand. But we desperately, desperately need you," Glenn said. "We need the people who are awake — not woke — awake. You may disagree with us. We are your allies, not your enemies. And if you will not stand with us in our hour of need, there will be no one left to stand with you in your hour of need. We must all come together, anyone who is awake."

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The incoming Biden administration plans to waste no time in overturning much of the progress achieved by President Donald Trump.

On his radio program Monday, Glenn Beck ran through 10 executive orders President Joe Biden plans to announce on "day one" of his time in office — including rejoining the Paris climate accord, canceling the Keystone pipeline, mask mandates on federal land and during interstate travel, and a proposed federal minimum wage of $15 an hour.

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Eric Weinstein, managing director of investment firm Thiel Capital and host of "The Portal" podcast, is not a conservative, but he says conservative and center-right-affiliated media are the only ones who will still allow oppositional voices.

On "The Glenn Beck Podcast" this week, Eric told Glenn that the center-left media, which "controls the official version of events for the country," once welcomed him, but that all changed about eight years ago when they started avoiding any kind of criticism by branding those who disagree with them as "alt-right, far-right, neo-Nazi, etc.," even if they are coming from the left side of the aisle. But their efforts to discredit critical opinions don't stop there. According to Eric, there is a strategy being employed to destroy our national culture and make sure Americans with opposing views do not come together.

"We're trifling with the disillusionment of our national culture. And our national culture is what animates the country. If we lose the culture, the documents will not save us," Eric said. "I have a very strongly strategic perspective, which is that you save things up for an emergency. Well, we're there now."

In the clip below, Eric explains why, after many requests over the last few years, he finally agreed to this podcast.

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